Fuck these bitch ass haters with no sense of humor and lack of courage to actually say it to you. Shane ur hilarious and fucking dead sexy, I love you and always will-3
@TheDragonballzchick Work on your english please, I can't understand a damn word you're saying, learn how to make a proper sentence and I might take you seriously :)
Mr Dawson I dont want to die because i love life man and and my penis is finally growing into normal size oh oh please shoot them off love your videos man just dont kill my penis!!!!!!!!!!
me and my friend are doing a bet if i get 100 views today on my vid or channel he has to dance in the street wereing a chicken costume ill video tape it and put it on my channel plz watch
me and my friend are doing a bet if i get 100 views today on my vid or channel he has to dance in the street wereing a chicken costume ill video tape it and put it on my channel plz watch
If you support Mel Gibson even a little, I need your help getting 3 ass hats banned from Youtube. Click my channel and report / thumbs down the 3 videos I have favorited. Thank you.
Hey guys. My ex girlfriend uploaded a really embarrassing video of me to facebook, and everyone made fun of me the next day in school. After school 2 days ago, I wrote a funny and mean rap/song and made it into a youtube video. My friend put it on facebook and I've been getting so much crap for it. 90% of the school wants me dead. I honestly thought it was pretty funny, so if you guys could go to my channel and give me some feedback it would be great.
@7not3 That's true to an extent. Am I very attracted to assholes? Yes. Would I actually date them? Hell no. The only way I would ever date a guy is if they become my best friend first & many of my friends are the same way. Nice guys may not "get as much ass" as douchebags do, but nice guys are more likely to get into long-term relationships because when dicks date/fuck/cheat a lot of women, they're bound to get into a lot of shit, rendering them "undateable" for the next year or so.
@GiozRockin What are you talking about "I'll never have a decent boyfriend"? That's fucked up to say. I only said in this fucking video that assholes are attractive but I'd would never date them. I only date guys who become my best friends first. How is that not fucking decent?
Notice how shane's video views go from 1,229,884 in the beginning, down to 709,745 at 0:35 , & Then back to 1.2 million views at 0:43 &Then back to 700 thou at 0:46 , AND then back up again to 1.2 million at 0:49 .
What kind of gun is that
And that was affenceive cuz im black
detrickwilliams102 4 hours ago
old video! wow still awesome!
greenday12st 1 day ago
Hahaha
Charmingvampire211 1 day ago
Totally sketch is cute
imfunnyandiknowit123 2 days ago
shane i love you and sd he and you are so hot
bigsreen2date 3 days ago
LOl
2131gieco 4 days ago
lol fuCKING FUNNY
2131gieco 4 days ago
Ahhh Shane!!!! -33
floren55wtf 4 days ago
I love when he's angry he is so fucking hot lol
vampirefreakbitch 4 days ago
Awesome video but i found a fail!! The bar at the bottom of Shanes video kept on changing places :3
TheDanielChicks 4 days ago
Shane is so fucking cute when he's angry xx
ReversePsychologify 6 days ago
the hottest impression shane does?
1. His genuine smile
2. When he's just angry
xD
reikodiana 1 week ago
the video isnt working :(
sillykitty205 1 week ago
im 2 young to die!! :(
blackwolf314 1 week ago
Subscribe me or I will do the same thing as shane
Izzybabyz 1 week ago
Um I wanna not die cause I don't wanna die
Izzybabyz 1 week ago
If I threaten to shoot you in the head, will you subscribe to me too!? xD
megangore 1 week ago
hes not logged in and hes subscriben....... FTW INTERNET
BlackJacke1 1 week ago
Wow, I remember when youtube's layout used to look like that. I miss those good ol' days. :(
khcodesrikurawks 1 week ago
lol at parts of the vid shanes vid wasn't playin xD
Jonicvsmario 1 week ago
Lol Hi My Name Is shanayay
ItstrueILikewaffles 2 weeks ago
Well I don't want to die because I'm to young and I want to get married and more
mrjiggleman97 2 weeks ago
Lol!!!!
MsSings1 2 weeks ago
omg i lmao soo hard shane and totally sketch rock!!
nerdybirdy411 2 weeks ago
I LOVE YOU SHANE!!!!
BrittLoveShaneDawson 2 weeks ago
I was cravking up so bad!!
mrsbieber4eva911 2 weeks ago
HAHAHAHA
gracestpierre 2 weeks ago
HOLY S*** SHANE DAWSON LOVE YOUR VIDS BUT GET A ANGER MANGAGEMENT CLASS OR SOMETHING
super23276 2 weeks ago
hhHhAHAAHH there is a video called "im britney spears gyno"
0BALLINN0 2 weeks ago
the video isnt even buffering O_O scarrrry youtube is taking over
AsukaTenjouSS 2 weeks ago
repeatedly press 7 to hear pussy
ninjacheesecake1 2 weeks ago
Yay! Shane!!!!
Hollymist4 2 weeks ago in playlist Totally Sketch: Season 1
lol
LoveForTheEmo 2 weeks ago
Lol
ravenroxful 2 weeks ago
Freakin HOTT!!!¡
ThePrincessmaya10 2 weeks ago
Shanes sooo hot! :3
MsSings1 3 weeks ago
Shane's so sexy when he's mad :D
TheEllaClaire 3 weeks ago 101
@TheEllaClaire hes sexy all the timee <33
loveisourweapon890 2 weeks ago
@TheEllaClaire hell yeah *___*
xXSariranXx 2 weeks ago
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I hacked this comment so you can't like it!!! XD hahaha
101nickcrazy 3 weeks ago
how can he subscribe while he didnt signed in 0:28 right top
EfeOnayProductions1 3 weeks ago
haha and that's how your whole friendship started wasn't itt?? death threats ;D
AshleighN1 3 weeks ago
SO AWESOME. :'D
Mahokoneko 3 weeks ago
at the bottom the play button is shown. HAHAH, fail.
angelatmospheree 3 weeks ago
Fuck these bitch ass haters with no sense of humor and lack of courage to actually say it to you. Shane ur hilarious and fucking dead sexy, I love you and always will-3
-Brianna
paramoreee3 3 weeks ago 51
@paramoreee3 hes a faggot
TheLogan3412 5 days ago
@TheLogan3412 You're a faggot.
paramoreee3 4 days ago
Press 4 repeatedly if you like pubic hair xD
Staudten 3 weeks ago
Haters are stupid you shouldn't say stuff like that because people actually have feelings, yes shocking isn't it? :P :)
Twilightlove211 3 weeks ago
>____> shut up SD haters. Shut up every kind of hater. It's childish smh
iSazzify 3 weeks ago
"Why don't you subscribe, TotallySketch? Unless you wanna be Totally Shot-In-The-F**cking-Head!" BEST LINE OF THE VIDEO!!!! ROTFLMAO!!! xD
Sims2CrazeTV 3 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! GO SHANE!!!
al3x299 3 weeks ago
lol
PercyPWNS 3 weeks ago
All shane dawson haters shut up!
Contessaislove 4 weeks ago
Shanaynay, the rough draft
cloudwatchergirl 4 weeks ago
haha the video of shane was paused at 0:00 the whole way through lol
TheHeyItsMe333 4 weeks ago
@evilfango
Umm no tons of people love Shane including myself so stop being a dumbass and just go back to your mom -_-
LauraWalez26541 4 weeks ago
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Shane is fucking gay, youtube would be so much better without that peckerhead.
EvilFango 4 weeks ago
@EvilFango oh really I bet he funnier than you!
TheDragonballzchick 2 weeks ago
@TheDragonballzchick Prove it :)
EvilFango 2 weeks ago
@EvilFango more subscribers and have a great day! :)
and plz watch wat u say about shane....cuz there are millions of ppl that watch him w/ an anger issues thx
TheDragonballzchick 2 weeks ago
@TheDragonballzchick Work on your english please, I can't understand a damn word you're saying, learn how to make a proper sentence and I might take you seriously :)
EvilFango 2 weeks ago
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MissLindsayJaneee 2 weeks ago
@MissLindsayJaneee He's a homo :)
EvilFango 2 weeks ago
@EvilFango No he isnt
MissLindsayJaneee 2 weeks ago
@EvilFango Somebody seems a bit pissy. And what makes being gay a bad thing? Asshole.
MallyMurphy11 2 weeks ago
Haha XD
SnowLily1999 4 weeks ago
Lol
purplepeace345 1 month ago
Shane is not stupid!!!!!!! Hes awsomly funny!
MegaJessica58 1 month ago 3
Shane is fucking stupid anyway.
Geekman257 1 month ago
@Geekman257 no he isn't sure he has girl shoulder and a lesbion hair cut but that doesnt mean that he stupid....
TheDragonballzchick 2 weeks ago
Wait.. he never subscribed.
AshlynNicole390904 1 month ago
His hairstyle was ugly back then
JustinBieberxJessica 1 month ago
@JustinBieberxJessica NNNN....YEAH i AGREE
TheDragonballzchick 2 weeks ago
Mr Dawson I dont want to die because i love life man and and my penis is finally growing into normal size oh oh please shoot them off love your videos man just dont kill my penis!!!!!!!!!!
Bamzaiproductionz 1 month ago
The video wasn't even on
JustinBieberxJessica 1 month ago
@xXMizzFlyPinayXx that's very true that would hit anyone's nerves
Hollysuperstar11 1 month ago
Awesomeee!
123Lucyisawesome 1 month ago
lol. SHANE PLEASE HEAR ME LOL
helenjc12 1 month ago
me and my friend are doing a bet if i get 100 views today on my vid or channel he has to dance in the street wereing a chicken costume ill video tape it and put it on my channel plz watch
choruppted 1 month ago
I'm Britney spears gyno go look at my channel look at crazy kitty
xbots100 1 month ago
me and my friend are doing a bet if i get 100 views today on my vid or channel he has to dance in the street wereing a chicken costume ill video tape it and put it on my channel plz watch
choruppted 1 month ago
He's so hot when he's mad
maddiemazer5 1 month ago
hey! i watched that shane video and he did NOT talk to me:(
beeXemey 1 month ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHA OMGZZZZ TOTaLLY FUNNY XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
birnabeip1 1 month ago
totallysketch is using internet explorer D:
soccergirl2900 1 month ago
The Video's Not Even Playing.
smallskater100 1 month ago
skip a ad by pressing f5
doctorwhosmart909 1 month ago
like if you saw on shane dawson's video that the timer doesn't move.
acdc4861 1 month ago 2
@LateNightHero3 hells yeah!!!!
crazagalz431 1 month ago
I love how he works with shane dawson....... it makes it really funny.
crazagalz431 1 month ago
haha
MrsJustinjbieber 1 month ago
haha
amandarocks789 1 month ago
This was back when totallysketch was still funny.
annieWUV 1 month ago
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If you support Mel Gibson even a little, I need your help getting 3 ass hats banned from Youtube. Click my channel and report / thumbs down the 3 videos I have favorited. Thank you.
gibsonfan871 1 month ago
the loading bar isnt moving
Hotsauce3successor 1 month ago
wow that is so funny
boots12ful 1 month ago
Oh crap
vintagesexy1 1 month ago
RIP old youtube :'( We shall miss you dearly...........
blaxicat2005 1 month ago 103
Anybody notice the video was not moveing at 18?
lovewolf2000 1 month ago
oh the video isnt playing
xSensify 1 month ago
OH GOD WHY
WHY OH WHY
MICHEAL!!! Why the hell would you use Internet Explorer?!?!?!?!
TaylorSwiftRoxMe 1 month ago
ur not funny SHANE IS AWESOME
LateNightHero3 1 month ago
@Daandude1 well u think ur funnier cuz if u do ur a fucking asshole
ddougherty10 1 month ago
notice how the video sa\hows the play button and its paused xD
InTaCTUniverse 1 month ago
For something that says "comedy that is funny" it sure as fuck isn't funny.
Daandude1 1 month ago
Ok he should of drank his dick pills
Hameny123 1 month ago
check out our channel we have hysterical comedy!
JohnnyandNicoleTV 1 month ago
omg i loooooooooooooooooove shane dawsonnnnnn :O hes so hot <3
JazzGagaLover 1 month ago
Press 9 repeatedly to give Michael Gallagher a blowjob
titirominet9 1 month ago 22
um rasict and dumb
naomigates30 1 month ago
That video to anyone who doesn't like Shane Dawson.
TheGreatKungLao 1 month ago
your hair sucked back then
MochaholicPuppy 1 month ago
Shane's Hot When He's Pissed,(: Lmao,(: And Nice Video, :D
13SkittlesLover 1 month ago
It next song should be tik cock hahaha lolz!!!!!;)
emilyisawsome0901 1 month ago
awesome.
autumnwolfgirl61 1 month ago
Shane <3 <3 i still loveuuu !
klopy8989 1 month ago
Haha fucking funny
7Frissy 1 month ago
edid anyone notice he is not even signed in
bindon10 1 month ago 3
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Hey guys. My ex girlfriend uploaded a really embarrassing video of me to facebook, and everyone made fun of me the next day in school. After school 2 days ago, I wrote a funny and mean rap/song and made it into a youtube video. My friend put it on facebook and I've been getting so much crap for it. 90% of the school wants me dead. I honestly thought it was pretty funny, so if you guys could go to my channel and give me some feedback it would be great.
WetDoritos 1 month ago
wtf did i spy a NYFA shirt?
kingmasta11 1 month ago
did anybody else notice that the circle thingy wasnt moving during shanedawsons video
pytn1998 1 month ago
@pytn1998 did anybody else notice that shawn dawson is shit?
rickpat67 1 month ago
lmfao !!!!! xx i love shane dawson
RisingAngelxox 1 month ago
the shane dawson vid aint even playin lol
TheHeyItsMe333 2 months ago
Is that really Shane Dawson? rofl
Psykozinator 2 months ago
sign up? HOW R YOU SUPPOS TO SUBSCRIBE DUDE
whitestormpup 2 months ago
Oh Shane lol you tricked me - I got scared you were going to make another serious speech again!!! Long Live Shane!!!!! :)
glamberkitten 2 months ago
holy shit when i saw shane go " hold on a second is there a problem" then i skipped to the gun part holy shit was i crackin up
Rs3blackout 2 months ago
the videos thing aint even moving
goodboy916 2 months ago
ahhh shane when hes pissed off :)
21ink 2 months ago
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im black was wrong with being black
shadee217 2 months ago
OK OK I DONT WANNA DIE BECAUSE I LOVE MY FAMILY AND STUFF AND ILL SUBCRIBE JUST PLZ DONT KILL ME!!!
Pt363q 2 months ago
why are people putting jokes in the comments? confused. :p
BreakingLauren 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
I have no idea why, but Shane acting like an asshole is so freaking' hot. <3
xXMizzFlyPinayXx 2 months ago 174
@xXMizzFlyPinayXx
that's cause girls like assholes. Being a dick is the only way to get women now
7not3 2 months ago
@7not3 That's true to an extent. Am I very attracted to assholes? Yes. Would I actually date them? Hell no. The only way I would ever date a guy is if they become my best friend first & many of my friends are the same way. Nice guys may not "get as much ass" as douchebags do, but nice guys are more likely to get into long-term relationships because when dicks date/fuck/cheat a lot of women, they're bound to get into a lot of shit, rendering them "undateable" for the next year or so.
xXMizzFlyPinayXx 1 month ago
@xXMizzFlyPinayXx and this is why you'll never have a decent boyfriends hahaha but yes hes funny
GiozRockin 1 month ago
@GiozRockin What are you talking about "I'll never have a decent boyfriend"? That's fucked up to say. I only said in this fucking video that assholes are attractive but I'd would never date them. I only date guys who become my best friends first. How is that not fucking decent?
xXMizzFlyPinayXx 1 month ago
@xXMizzFlyPinayXx lol did i hit a nerve there? sorry.
GiozRockin 1 month ago
@GiozRockin Uhh, telling anyone that they'll never have a fucking decent relationship out of nowhere would hit anyone's nerve.
xXMizzFlyPinayXx 1 month ago
LOL I love how when shanes doing the video the red minuite bar thing is stuck half-way or the video is paused:L
Heidiloveslifee 2 months ago
There
MrReply616 2 months ago
That's funny shit right
MrReply616 2 months ago
lmfaoooo xDD
synystergates811 2 months ago
I dont want to die because I need to beat Saints row 3!
thecamryn1234 2 months ago
remember when their was a side bar and you had to rate stars for the videos? ahhh this brings back memories
IgnorantWhiteBoys 2 months ago 201
@IgnorantWhiteBoys google fucked up youtube!
xxSWLxx 1 month ago
man shane is stupid
now press 1
nick80411 2 months ago
no press 1
nick80411 2 months ago
and no hes not
nick80411 2 months ago
man shane s stupid
now press two
nick80411 2 months ago
Notice how shane's video views go from 1,229,884 in the beginning, down to 709,745 at 0:35 , & Then back to 1.2 million views at 0:43 &Then back to 700 thou at 0:46 , AND then back up again to 1.2 million at 0:49 .
HMPappagianis 2 months ago 3
Did anyone else notice that for most of Shanes video it was at 0:00?
ohriahoh 2 months ago
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marinelli115 2 months ago
your hot babe
marinelli115 2 months ago
awwww shane messed up his hair
videocrazygirl123456 2 months ago 2
Wow... So THAT'S what the old Youtube looks like!! O.o Does anyone remember Facebook??
92PartyRocker 2 months ago in playlist Season 1 2
it's funny cuz the shane video player is on pause.
xx0nePiecexx 2 months ago 3
Lmao!!!!!! Hilarious
sexyjessy418 2 months ago
Hayhayhay wait a minute how is he viewing shane dawsons vidoes with it being paused you mother fuking Dickdo
TheFH2000 2 months ago
NOW LEAVE A VIDEO RESPONSE AND TELL ME WHY U DONT WANNA FUCK*** DIE
RaitoYagamixD 2 months ago
Every body is watching it :D:D:D cuz he is hilarious as hell <3
sintijarevina 2 months ago
I laughed so hard!!
16max15 2 months ago
3 Guys are in a cafe
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world
The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world
The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records
The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world
The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world
The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER
SkunksSmellGross 2 months ago
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YOU MAD BRO?
LoveHazienda 2 months ago
"Why don't you subscribe, Totally Sketch, or else do you wanna be Totally-Shot-In-The-Fucking-Head, cause ill do it." >:C
Oh My Gawd xD
LaurenRaptor 2 months ago
Notice how it isnt playing at the bottom of the vid
GeeBerryx123 2 months ago
dude o.O his video wasnt even playing
akash4000 2 months ago
Shane was fucking sexy when he got angry {;
FanOfYou94 2 months ago
SHITTY ASS COMEDIAN
coppercrabofficial 2 months ago
@coppercrabofficial Everyone has a shitty ass.
SoonToBeAwesome 2 months ago
My names Shanaynay. I found a pubic hair in my food. mhm!
XDpeanutbutterjelly 2 months ago
i <3 Shane!!!
MzVampireLover1 2 months ago
it was on pause
generalerwinify 3 months ago
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heres a joke
The three friend were going to say what the worst thing ever happend to them was.
The carrot said - they peeled me.
The pickle said but me they sliced me in half.
And the dick said but me they waked me up and put an hat on my head and shaked me around until i puked!!
get it? then thumbs up
masterchief1117able 3 months ago 69
@masterchief1117able woke* shook*
OxbloodslutxO 2 months ago
@masterchief1117able You told the joke wrong. :I Its,
Three friends dared each other to say the worst thing that ever happened to them.
The first friend, a banana said, "They peeled me!"
The second friend, a pickle said, "They cut me in half!"
And the third friend. a dick said, "That's not even close to me. They woke me up, put a plastic bag around my head and shook me until I puked!"
CelciusBleu 2 months ago 2
Thumbs up if u noticed that most of the video totallySketch was watching was on pause on 0:00
GimmeApplez 3 months ago
aww, the old youtube layout:( i want it back for at least a day! lol
OfficialDJL 3 months ago
he subscribed and he wasnt logged in I:
rosie344365 3 months ago
i subscribed just in case
joezilla101 3 months ago
what the...
ROCKETMANS99 3 months ago