Alone In The Wild was an amazing documentary. It's so cool seeing Adam making a brilliant parody of it, there's so much about the subtle details that are true, and make hilarious hints to it. The electric fence was brilliant! XD
The guy who stayed in the wilderness was a mooning goon. A negative tutting douche ball with negative asides in the first few seconds of wilderness sniffin. he passed up his first few wilderness din dins by choosin to not bludgeon various animals to death and I had to swear at him the entire time I watched his programme just to stop myself folding in on my self like a sad fucking map!
the guy who stayed in the wilderness was a negative douche from the very first day. As soon as the mooning ggon was dropped off he used words of doubt and passed up bludgeoning the first few animals he came across cos he didn't want his fekkin wilderness din dins! I had to swear at him the entire time I watched the show just so I didn't fold in on myself like a fucking sad map!
Did I miss something? Why the fuck are people talking about evolution and religion? Screw all that - just shut the hell up and watch the glory that is Adam Buxton and bloody well enjoy it! Self righteous muppets dragging your issues into a good comedy posting!!
They are insecure about their beliefs. thats why they feel the urge to rub their shit into anyones face. pity them poor souls as they will never make it out of samsara, while we will pe partying in hell with buxton and loads of girls!
I always find it somewhat bizarre when I look at comments after watching a vid on youtube and they have NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with it! It's usually swearing or religious squabbling. Let's all fight about something else for a change ... like ... cheese ... are you for or against it? I say DEATH to non cheese eaters, who's with me?!
God says "for all have sinned and come short of the glory of God" (Romans 3.23) and can't get to heaven.
But God had a plan before the first sin, to save everyone who is willing from hell- Jesus died instead of us. So now all we have to do is to repent and turn from sin.
yes, adam buxton does attract a lot of heathens. Heathens I tell you!!
You should be worshipping the giant spaghetti monster and yet you lull about posting comments on youtube like the no good - do - gooders you are ! damn you all to spaghetti hell!!!
Your creator, whether you like it or not, you will be judged if you don't repent. But if you ask for forgiveness you will not be judged, and will go to heaven.
SO i can murder 30 three year olds BUT if i ask for forgiveness its all good right? Cheers man you really cleared this whole thing up for me, im off to get my carving knife. Gonna eat well tonight.
Well if you had murdered 30 three year olds you are pretty sick. But if you are truly sorry, you can be forgiven by God. You will still get the punishment of death, but not hell.
@andyboreland As God is all knowing and all seeing he must of known you were going to kill them before you were born, making him an accessory. Oh the humanity !
@andyboreland God judged murder to be a crime, it is one of the commandments. If it isn't a crime, how are we supposed to know what is and what isn't ? How are we to know what to ask for forgiveness for ?
Yes murder is a crime by God, I never said it wasn't.
And you don't have to ask for forgiveness for anything in specific or you'd forget them all. You just need forgiveness in general, for being a sinner.
If i was an imaginary sky God I would at least have made it so that the bad people go to a bad place and good to a good place, but noooo... Your God can't even get that right
The problem there is that you are mixing up YOUR personal views on morality with the BIbles.
You claim that God doesn't know good from bad, but He created life. Maybe it is the world that is confused with morality. Everyone makes mistakes, so everyone is given a chance to repent.
@andyboreland "The problem there is that you are mixing up YOUR personal views on morality with the Bibles."
for me this sums up religion completely. blindly doing what you are told regardless of your own morality and what you know (due to having a brain an' all and the ability to think for yourself) is right.
but on actual relevant things, Buckles is a genius.
pascals wager is a pretty petty argument - also are you going to chance that Islam or Hinduism aren't right too? Perhaps you'd better convert to both of those as well... just to be sure
I put it to you that there isn't a heaven or a hell, but a giant boat made of fire and raisins that you get to ride on for all eternity and the only way you get to do so is if your name is Dan and you have 6 fingers. Theres no proof for this, but there's no proof that there isn't so id guess we better not chance it and all start working on growing a 6th finger.
The only way that could work is if 6 fingered people started breeding exclusively with each other. Dont knock evolution if you dont understand it, i had to study religion for years in school so i reserve my right to criticize it, whereas you seem to know nothing about anything, which makes your opinion invalid to everyone on here. Now jog on back to sunday school little boy.
What he was actually implying is that applying any-old solution to the problem of what happens after we die is about as sensible as the notion of attempting to grow an extra finger - which is of course impossible.
Evolution is something entirely different and you should probably actually learn what it is saying and its implications before discarding it as ridiculous, otherwise you are just as bad as the character 'urmumsbaps' was portraying.
Well if evolution were true I'd agree. But one big problem with it is that it still doesn't deal with how life actually began! It brushes over it very finely.
And also, all the frauds connected with it, eg. the horse fraud.
But that is not really the origional point.
My point is that the world is lost in sin Romans 3:23, and are going to hell when they die. But God says we can have eternal life in heaven if we trust in Him and ask for forgiveness. John 3:16.
I have to say, I can't really get involved in a discussion about the bible as, to me, it a book of little to no interest, and citing bible passages is about as effective as quoting a jumble of randomly assigned characters to prove your point.
Evolution on the other hand, I can talk about (with my limited knowledge) :)
you're right in that it doesn't provide an answer to how life began, because, for a start that question is rather vague and can mean quite a few things. Secondly, I don't think you should discard evolution because of a few wayward archaeologists. If you want hard proof of evolution you should watch DonExodus2's series of really compelling evolution videos, they should clear up any doubts you have and give you a really great grade in your science class
It does deal with how life began, you silly chap. Would you like me to tell you? Ok here goes. Over billions of years our planet, which was made up of loads of other random bits, got hit repeatedly with other meteors / asteroids etc which were made up of loads of other random bits. Eventually, due to things like water / air being produced from these bits, as well as sunlight, small tiny micro-organisms evolved. These in turn adapted to their environment / got bigger / moved / grew legs and so on
But do you actually try to take in and understand what your teacher says or do you sit there with a closed mind and a smug sense of self satisfaction because you think you know better than anyone who believes in it? Evolution is a theory just like the existence of God is a theory. There's no definitive proof of either so its pointless arguing about it. If I had to choose though, I'd rather listen to men of science and reason rather than those little boy touching freaks at 'The Church'.
Wow, don't associate me with the "church". I have nothing to do with those guys. I agree, many of them are paedophiles. But I am completely different, don't let them put you off. They're not real Bible believing Christians!
Self-deprecating misandry. The male character has negative traits, whilst the female doesn't. The man avoids housework - the hoariest old victim-feminist stereotype going. Research shows on average women avoid ECONOMIC ACTIVITY whilst gatekeeping housework & childcare - then blame men - just like Adam's HILARIOUS storyline here. The BBC has commissioned it, because the BBC approves of the CSM approach - Critical Sudies on Men - about as radical and progressive as laying your coat in a puddle.
@tom181071 - Look bud, there are common things that people laugh at, especially the average family that have kids etc...it is actually bloody funny, and Adam Buxton is a good performer who half the time does everything off his own back and for no money, so God bless him if the BBC are finally giving him some space. What exactly are you doing in comedy? I don't see you making anyone laugh with negative comments like that....beeeyaaatch.
What I'm not doing in comedy, is using misandric stereotypes. The largest ever media content analysis, in 2004, showed across factual and non-factual media, 85% of representations of men were negative, and whilst I do rate Adam - on this occasion, his premise is based on socially conservative misrepresentations perpetuated by the media, that men are reluctant/lazy/feckless parents. It's a cheap low-class shot, given more men want childcare than women will allow, and the unequal paternity leave
@DJTouche Any time ANY one tells a man to 'man up' or be 'a real man', it usually involves doing something stupid, dangerous, and not in men's interest - and in this case, with DJDouche's 'man up' call, it involves allowing casual male-bashing to go uncriticized. Real men are confident enough in their selves in general to go against the grain, and stand up for the important things, like eradicating man's inhumanity to man. I 'man up' on issues where others try to put men down. Don't be the toady
This was awesome, did anyone see the programme he's taking the piss out of? Alone in the wild or something, that Scottish guy that just cried all the time.
and the extrodinary cold? - when did you film this? because that layour of snow outside would freeze my bolloxs off if i spent my alone time in the shed.
Cap beer in American cans.
seansalvador1 3 days ago in playlist Adam Buxton
Absolutely spot on parody, excellent.
qwertyuiopdan1 1 month ago
its funny coz i drink in the shed and have gone through the emotions of part 2 bahahah
dave00dance 5 months ago
burp, burp, burp...it's incredibly peaceful in here
j1l9f9k0 6 months ago
Alone In The Wild was an amazing documentary. It's so cool seeing Adam making a brilliant parody of it, there's so much about the subtle details that are true, and make hilarious hints to it. The electric fence was brilliant! XD
DeadWhiteButterflies 6 months ago 2
What is the music that starts around 1:05 ? Sounds awesomely relaxing.
MusicLover2210 7 months ago
KEEP ON PRESSING 5!
Look at his face
LEWIS2WIN 8 months ago
KEEP ON PRESSING 5!
LEWIS2WIN 8 months ago
His weakest skit, but still better than the crap on BBC3.
XionXi 10 months ago
The guy who stayed in the wilderness was a mooning goon. A negative tutting douche ball with negative asides in the first few seconds of wilderness sniffin. he passed up his first few wilderness din dins by choosin to not bludgeon various animals to death and I had to swear at him the entire time I watched his programme just to stop myself folding in on my self like a sad fucking map!
teamcrumb 10 months ago
the guy who stayed in the wilderness was a negative douche from the very first day. As soon as the mooning ggon was dropped off he used words of doubt and passed up bludgeoning the first few animals he came across cos he didn't want his fekkin wilderness din dins! I had to swear at him the entire time I watched the show just so I didn't fold in on myself like a fucking sad map!
teamcrumb 10 months ago
this is alone in the wild parody right? funny stuff!
ThomasRowsell 10 months ago
Heineken FTW!!!
sidiusdnb 1 year ago
Did I miss something? Why the fuck are people talking about evolution and religion? Screw all that - just shut the hell up and watch the glory that is Adam Buxton and bloody well enjoy it! Self righteous muppets dragging your issues into a good comedy posting!!
SugarNewman 1 year ago 21
@SugarNewman
They are insecure about their beliefs. thats why they feel the urge to rub their shit into anyones face. pity them poor souls as they will never make it out of samsara, while we will pe partying in hell with buxton and loads of girls!
MrSlapmeister 1 month ago in playlist Adam Buxton
I always find it somewhat bizarre when I look at comments after watching a vid on youtube and they have NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with it! It's usually swearing or religious squabbling. Let's all fight about something else for a change ... like ... cheese ... are you for or against it? I say DEATH to non cheese eaters, who's with me?!
cathiedee 2 years ago 2
this guy is an immense homosexual/wanker
levantos 2 years ago
wtf wat a wieird vid lol
domGster 2 years ago
Have you ever done anything bad?
God says "for all have sinned and come short of the glory of God" (Romans 3.23) and can't get to heaven.
But God had a plan before the first sin, to save everyone who is willing from hell- Jesus died instead of us. So now all we have to do is to repent and turn from sin.
andyboreland 2 years ago
take your god squad heehaw elsewhere, douchebag
urmumsbaps 2 years ago
Well were else would I take it?
I am targeting people who do not know that they are going to hell.
andyboreland 2 years ago
yes, adam buxton does attract a lot of heathens. Heathens I tell you!!
You should be worshipping the giant spaghetti monster and yet you lull about posting comments on youtube like the no good - do - gooders you are ! damn you all to spaghetti hell!!!
SegaFanClub 2 years ago
No actually, I just want to tell people that they are going to hell and need to repent, because I am concerned for them.
You don't need to be satan worshippers, murderers or rapists to go to hell yanno
andyboreland 2 years ago
If there is a hell, which i sincerely doubt, you arent the one who decides who goes there. So fuck off.
urmumsbaps 2 years ago 2
Agreed mate... and when you get there fuck off again.
m1leswilliams 2 years ago
You are right. God is the one who decides.
And where do you think you'll be going, judging by the 10 commandments?
andyboreland 2 years ago
@andyboreland Who the hell is he to judge me !? I demand a jury of my peers not some watery tart from a puddle waving a stick at me.
m1leswilliams 2 years ago 2
Your creator, whether you like it or not, you will be judged if you don't repent. But if you ask for forgiveness you will not be judged, and will go to heaven.
andyboreland 2 years ago
I don't believe you so I'm not going repent. Suck my athiest balls
m1leswilliams 2 years ago
Well you don't need to believe me. Just believe the Bible. Repentence is merely saying sorry and asking for forgiveness.
andyboreland 2 years ago
SO i can murder 30 three year olds BUT if i ask for forgiveness its all good right? Cheers man you really cleared this whole thing up for me, im off to get my carving knife. Gonna eat well tonight.
poloptree 2 years ago 3
Well if you had murdered 30 three year olds you are pretty sick. But if you are truly sorry, you can be forgiven by God. You will still get the punishment of death, but not hell.
andyboreland 2 years ago
@andyboreland As God is all knowing and all seeing he must of known you were going to kill them before you were born, making him an accessory. Oh the humanity !
m1leswilliams 2 years ago
Well seeing as God is not human, it isn't inhumane.
And being an accessory to a crime is a human crime. God is the judge.
andyboreland 2 years ago
@andyboreland God judged murder to be a crime, it is one of the commandments. If it isn't a crime, how are we supposed to know what is and what isn't ? How are we to know what to ask for forgiveness for ?
m1leswilliams 2 years ago
Yes murder is a crime by God, I never said it wasn't.
And you don't have to ask for forgiveness for anything in specific or you'd forget them all. You just need forgiveness in general, for being a sinner.
andyboreland 2 years ago
don't you see how stupid and convoluted that is?
If i was an imaginary sky God I would at least have made it so that the bad people go to a bad place and good to a good place, but noooo... Your God can't even get that right
SegaFanClub 2 years ago
The problem there is that you are mixing up YOUR personal views on morality with the BIbles.
You claim that God doesn't know good from bad, but He created life. Maybe it is the world that is confused with morality. Everyone makes mistakes, so everyone is given a chance to repent.
andyboreland 2 years ago
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@andyboreland "The problem there is that you are mixing up YOUR personal views on morality with the Bibles."
for me this sums up religion completely. blindly doing what you are told regardless of your own morality and what you know (due to having a brain an' all and the ability to think for yourself) is right.
but on actual relevant things, Buckles is a genius.
PrincessOfTea 1 year ago
@andyboreland no proof for heaven, so it doesn't exist. end of.
PandaBasher 2 years ago
There is no proof that there isn't, so are you gonna chance it?
andyboreland 2 years ago
pascals wager is a pretty petty argument - also are you going to chance that Islam or Hinduism aren't right too? Perhaps you'd better convert to both of those as well... just to be sure
SegaFanClub 2 years ago
No that's not why or how I am a Christian, it's just an interesting twist on what he said.
andyboreland 2 years ago
I put it to you that there isn't a heaven or a hell, but a giant boat made of fire and raisins that you get to ride on for all eternity and the only way you get to do so is if your name is Dan and you have 6 fingers. Theres no proof for this, but there's no proof that there isn't so id guess we better not chance it and all start working on growing a 6th finger.
urmumsbaps 2 years ago
Yeah, maybe if we try hard enough and really want it, we might evolve one!
andyboreland 2 years ago
The only way that could work is if 6 fingered people started breeding exclusively with each other. Dont knock evolution if you dont understand it, i had to study religion for years in school so i reserve my right to criticize it, whereas you seem to know nothing about anything, which makes your opinion invalid to everyone on here. Now jog on back to sunday school little boy.
urmumsbaps 2 years ago
I take biology, so yeah I know all about Evolution.
I just like to take the mic as it is ridiculous.
andyboreland 2 years ago
Evolution is amazing in my opinion :)
Ridiculous? I think you may have misunderstood what evolution actually is some how...
Just to clear things up for you - urmumsbaps (nice name) was being disingenuous when he said we should work on growing an extra finger.
SegaFanClub 2 years ago
What he was actually implying is that applying any-old solution to the problem of what happens after we die is about as sensible as the notion of attempting to grow an extra finger - which is of course impossible.
Evolution is something entirely different and you should probably actually learn what it is saying and its implications before discarding it as ridiculous, otherwise you are just as bad as the character 'urmumsbaps' was portraying.
SegaFanClub 2 years ago
Well if evolution were true I'd agree. But one big problem with it is that it still doesn't deal with how life actually began! It brushes over it very finely.
And also, all the frauds connected with it, eg. the horse fraud.
But that is not really the origional point.
My point is that the world is lost in sin Romans 3:23, and are going to hell when they die. But God says we can have eternal life in heaven if we trust in Him and ask for forgiveness. John 3:16.
andyboreland 2 years ago
I have to say, I can't really get involved in a discussion about the bible as, to me, it a book of little to no interest, and citing bible passages is about as effective as quoting a jumble of randomly assigned characters to prove your point.
Evolution on the other hand, I can talk about (with my limited knowledge) :)
SegaFanClub 2 years ago
I am just showing that this isn't some made up story by me, and that it is God's Word. And how it differs from what "Christians" nowadays tell you.
andyboreland 2 years ago
you're right in that it doesn't provide an answer to how life began, because, for a start that question is rather vague and can mean quite a few things. Secondly, I don't think you should discard evolution because of a few wayward archaeologists. If you want hard proof of evolution you should watch DonExodus2's series of really compelling evolution videos, they should clear up any doubts you have and give you a really great grade in your science class
SegaFanClub 2 years ago
It does deal with how life began, you silly chap. Would you like me to tell you? Ok here goes. Over billions of years our planet, which was made up of loads of other random bits, got hit repeatedly with other meteors / asteroids etc which were made up of loads of other random bits. Eventually, due to things like water / air being produced from these bits, as well as sunlight, small tiny micro-organisms evolved. These in turn adapted to their environment / got bigger / moved / grew legs and so on
Jadell 1 year ago
So where did the random bits and meteor/asteroids come from? What did tiny microorganisms evolve from?
You see there is no "logical" explanation to us because we have never seen it happen.
Have you ever looked at a skyscraper and decided it had no maker?
andyboreland 1 year ago
@andyboreland Are you retarded or something?
Doppe1ganger 1 year ago
But do you actually try to take in and understand what your teacher says or do you sit there with a closed mind and a smug sense of self satisfaction because you think you know better than anyone who believes in it? Evolution is a theory just like the existence of God is a theory. There's no definitive proof of either so its pointless arguing about it. If I had to choose though, I'd rather listen to men of science and reason rather than those little boy touching freaks at 'The Church'.
urmumsbaps 2 years ago
Wow, don't associate me with the "church". I have nothing to do with those guys. I agree, many of them are paedophiles. But I am completely different, don't let them put you off. They're not real Bible believing Christians!
andyboreland 2 years ago
@m1leswilliams dude, don't get mad, mark that dick weasel as spam.
As it says in the book of crabs and herps, @andyboreland is god quoting rectalfuck even god hates him,
jayshiz 9 months ago
andyboreland - shut the hell up with yr religious claptrap. go suck a priests cock
dreamzcatchers 2 years ago
piss off
shashauno 2 years ago
i prefer my bathroom. i sit on the toilet and just read the papers or mags. so peaceful and quiet.
dreamzcatchers 2 years ago
@dreamzcatchers Mine has a squeeky floorboard though... keep making a PAARAAARRRRRRRPPPPPP noise.
m1leswilliams 2 years ago
YO FUCKIN CUNT SUCK MA BALLS
MrDigiArts 2 years ago
I want to fill my life with extraordinary things...this makes me laugh so much.
LucysKitchen 2 years ago
Self-deprecating misandry. The male character has negative traits, whilst the female doesn't. The man avoids housework - the hoariest old victim-feminist stereotype going. Research shows on average women avoid ECONOMIC ACTIVITY whilst gatekeeping housework & childcare - then blame men - just like Adam's HILARIOUS storyline here. The BBC has commissioned it, because the BBC approves of the CSM approach - Critical Sudies on Men - about as radical and progressive as laying your coat in a puddle.
tom181071 2 years ago
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Jadell 2 years ago
@tom181071 - Look bud, there are common things that people laugh at, especially the average family that have kids etc...it is actually bloody funny, and Adam Buxton is a good performer who half the time does everything off his own back and for no money, so God bless him if the BBC are finally giving him some space. What exactly are you doing in comedy? I don't see you making anyone laugh with negative comments like that....beeeyaaatch.
Jadell 2 years ago
What I'm not doing in comedy, is using misandric stereotypes. The largest ever media content analysis, in 2004, showed across factual and non-factual media, 85% of representations of men were negative, and whilst I do rate Adam - on this occasion, his premise is based on socially conservative misrepresentations perpetuated by the media, that men are reluctant/lazy/feckless parents. It's a cheap low-class shot, given more men want childcare than women will allow, and the unequal paternity leave
tom181071 2 years ago
Lighten up, you plum.
DJTouche 2 years ago 4
Enlighten up, you tool.
tom181071 2 years ago
Haha.
What a bitter, whinging little cunt you must be to bother moaning about stereotypes on a fucking Adam Buxton clip.
Grow a set of balls you piss-weak idiot.
Anyone who feels threatened in his masculinity by any kind of media portrayals - let alone blatantly daft comedy sketches - is a failure as a male.
Lose the polytechnic lunchroom politics and man the fuck up - or hand your testicles back in at the front desk, cos you certainly ain't using them.
Now fuck off...
DJTouche 2 years ago 27
Jesus, keep your wig on.
ma049 1 year ago
@DJTouche "Grow a set of balls you piss-weak idiot"
"Lose the polytechnic lunchroom politics and man the fuck up"
"hand your testicles back in at the front desk, cos you certainly ain't using them."
mynameisloader 1 year ago
@DJTouche You are such a dick ;-)
TheSimonHarris 1 year ago
@DJTouche Any time ANY one tells a man to 'man up' or be 'a real man', it usually involves doing something stupid, dangerous, and not in men's interest - and in this case, with DJDouche's 'man up' call, it involves allowing casual male-bashing to go uncriticized. Real men are confident enough in their selves in general to go against the grain, and stand up for the important things, like eradicating man's inhumanity to man. I 'man up' on issues where others try to put men down. Don't be the toady
tom181071 9 months ago
@DJTouche Such a magnificently glorious rant. High five.
chrisconroy1 8 months ago 4
@tom181071 oh fuck off, clean shirt
supersauruz 9 months ago
@supersauruz oh fuck off
tom181071 9 months ago
great stuff,jazz mag,s lol
wiccianway 2 years ago
This was awesome, did anyone see the programme he's taking the piss out of? Alone in the wild or something, that Scottish guy that just cried all the time.
lorrypants 2 years ago 2
Steven!
DJEdSaunders 2 years ago
this man and Joe Cornish are hilarious i love them both
DaltonSanitarium 2 years ago 2
lol brill
runescapesantans 2 years ago
I´m putting a small electric fence...
boopdeedeedoo 2 years ago
Jazz mags lol brilliant
Rutle 2 years ago
great video, im glad myles told me about this channel
benmooe2 2 years ago
5* - Funniest thing on all Xmas!
vvintermute 2 years ago
and the extrodinary cold? - when did you film this? because that layour of snow outside would freeze my bolloxs off if i spent my alone time in the shed.
MichaelBradley1988 2 years ago
Saw this on tv. Bloody brilliant. Found Adam's crying particularly brilliant
MsGabigabigabi 2 years ago
The candles are a nice touch.
ourhousetx 2 years ago