Rant #1 (Commentary)

[MrClassicWalkthrough]

5 years ago, you seemed like your average Alex Jones fan.

[crapObear2323]

His voice sounds deeper now than it did 5 years back. I know I'm stating the obvious but it's just interesting...

[SmileyPsycho1]

WHOAH DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE JAX TELLER (CHARLIE HUNNUM) FROM SONS OF ANARCHY THAT FREAKED MY MIND!!!!

[ajrk95]

This is like watching Beavis and Butthead comment on a music video.

[Alhambra0Manvar]

Love this, lol.

[Paolur]

You know, there's this thing you can buy that snaps onto the top of a beer can and it's shaped like a tit, so you can suckle on the beertit all you want.

[andyandcarl]

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT WHORE

[TheUTubeRebel]

haha you're all assholes

[DonQuixotec]

How about you two shut the fuck up? You are both complete assholes. And by saying that, I am an asshole, cause I don't know anything about you guys personally. See your mistakes in my mistake and move the fuck on. Everyone are assholes, deal with it.

[GAYVAGlNA]

who the fuck is this

[GnosticAtheist]

@JosiahSCooper You mad bro, you mad?

I don't "like" TJ anymore then anyone else, but you might want to focus on the fact that TJ makes money talking shit. Do you know how much better that is then 95% of the jobs out there? What you do is mirroring. You will know what I mean, hm?

[JosiahSCooper]

@GnosticAtheist

Sure, now fuck yourself.

[GnosticAtheist]

@JosiahSCooper Why must trolls be so boring? Put some effort into it.

[JosiahSCooper]

@GnosticAtheist

You came at me, you fucking idiot

[GnosticAtheist]

@JosiahSCooper Here is a hint for you little one; don't make a comment and think you "didnt start it".

When will these children learn?

[JosiahSCooper]

@GnosticAtheist

My contention was not with you, self-centered dip-shit.

[GnosticAtheist]

@JosiahSCooper But, you are just text on a screen, pixels dancing around forming opinions for me to play with! Everything on youtube is for my amusement, I am sure it is the same for little ol' you, aintit?

[Atterapravaecclesia]

tits filled with beer. thats the best idea i came across in a long time. them genetic scientist should really work on this one

[xFlameOfHellx]

You've grown, and you can laugh at your older self. Good vid

[IncompetentInc]

were you by chance basing your commentary on beavis and butt head watching mtv?

[2122Hellfire]

Corporate Avenger?

[spencerific93]

You should do more debates with your former Libertarian/Conservative self. This is pretty entertaining.

[Hero7641]

I found TJ's desperate attempts to make fun of himself more awkward than his first video.

[LambertLover4Evar]

There's an ad for Christan singles on the side of this video...

[Nibsvideos]

i loved that no

[Wailot6]

the NO almost gave me a heart attack! xD

[geragna]

This was like watching a clip of beavis and butt-head mock music videos. Very cool.

[MrFiendishCretinII]

AHH. Racial epithets. Stop it.

[carobertwhelan]

I had it turned up because I couldn't hear you over you, and then you yell NO, and I choked on my coke...

[Kavukamari]

The Amazing Athiest 2012: "Suckle the Beer Tit"

A Funny commentary, you should do more..

[MAZZEKAARTS]

In what year would you say you became "good"?

[jackinthebox10293847]

8:57-9:09 sounds like the gramma from squidbillies :). Loved the vid TJ<3

[Saraa72]

The commentary reminds me so much of Beavis and Butt-Head.... Hahaha.

[alliencedful]

@krll98 Haha you have no idea what marxist even means. If you call a center left person marxist, it's fair for me to call you a facist racist. Same kind of comparisson

[johnthemon23]

you should do more of these

[54321gem]

I liked younger TJ better. He didn't beg for money all the time.

[PremiumPastaSauce]

@54321gem Yeah the first TJ was the best, every TJ after that sold out. Let me go get my iPad so I can download all my music off pitchfork and sneer at people for listening to mainstream music.

[nowayjoseph]

They do have a beer boob. I saw it in my friends parents room when I was like nine, and even though I didn't drink beer I distinctly remember thinking "Wow, what an awesome concept"

[patrick112590]

It's somewhat reassuring to know that people can change that much within 5 years. :P

[AlexanderArts]

Loop-hole out of racism - lol!

[BigDogJang0]

It's like a completely different person in that video.

[Hershizzle]

looking back a few years ago i could have looked exactly like you by 21. I was a little heavier and i had long hair. Just turned 20. I cut the hair, lost 60 lbs, and even though im blonde my beard grew in red. Looks like we will never be twins from other mothers. keep up the awesome videos!

[mslewp]

Erm... old you said that you were NOT raised Christian; you weren't lying!

[masterbigfoot]

I love it Tj it reminds me of Bevis and Butthead in fact you need to get cody or scotty to comment with you !!!!

[EviscerationK]

Wow you sounded like Michael Madsen back then

[kasperr9]

Hahahahah

[KnodoffFan]

I want tits and beer!

[ExaSquare]

the add on the side says

"barack obama needs you help!

join us"

[vorteksio2]

when exactly was first video was posted?

[Bolshevikred1]

You think 2 years from now youl be making fun of the videos your making currently?

[goddamnit666a]

LOLL "put beer in tits... That needs to happen"

[YemensGuy]

Frank Zappa! Titties and Beer!

[YoungNickJames]

LOL this is hillarious.

[funkster505]

do a commentary of this video in 5 years

[fredrick01]

@funkster505 if he doesn't die that is.

[obez5]

This shows how much of a great guy you have become - "tits and beer!"

[a2theizzle08]

It's like watching Beavis & Butthead!

[eagleclaww]

you were smarter back then

[JustTrollinAlong]

@eagleclaww lol no he wasnt. he just talked about more stuff. he has talked about everything so these days he talks about current events because they matter more than philosophical ventures.

[TheEcoolarg]

mistery cience teather TJ edition?

[Archael7]

AMAZING! MORE!

[GreenSight201]

I wonder if your younger self saw this,how would he react?

[TheMagnificentish]

the NO scared me.

[Parralyzed]

0:52 RIP headphone users

I literally jumped out of my fucking seat...

[Parralyzed]

This reminds me of the South Park episode where cartman travels into the future and calls his past self to change the past but they just end up insulting each other. Classic.

[Hreinn91]

@TheMagnificentish the no fucking annoyed me, jerk should turn his retard sound down.

[SkallaGRlMsson]

my respect level of you just went up to over 9000

[lastmondaypast1]

you were this stupid when you were 21? jesus im gonna be a genius.

[JustTrollinAlong]

@lastmondaypast1 me too lol

[yoit]

Can't wait to see TJ commentary his videos of today in 20 years.

[WithASideOfFries]

I love how you insult yourself, proving you don't exclude yourself when it comes to pointing out the idiots! Got a lot of respect for you!

[TheRealAdamClark]

my ear buds exploded when you yelled NO around 1 min mark

[courtneyblushtg]

FREE P-T-B =)

[666deadman1988]

If this kind of 'self-reflection' is to be a regular feature, might I suggest having someone else with you in order to complete the 'Beavis and Butthead' vibe that this evokes?

[xXxXInspireMeXxXx]

hahahaha reminds me of looking at my writing when I was a teenager :/

[hentajus]

Holy shit!!! Jay and Silent Bob had sex and gave birth to 21yo TJ? Wait...

[pschierhorn]

Remember how back in the day this guy on your q&a video said you were lying about your age and where obviously not in your early 20s, but a middle-aged man?

[MrRikard1990]

XD

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­ahahahahaha

Made my morning XD

[ItsKevinHoranTime]

Personally I think the old arrogant, militant atheist, right-wing libertarian you was far superior.

[mrssj3]

You were such a racist fuck TJ

[LukeGriffths121]

@mrssj3 You are being sarcastic right?

[brettsworld99]

@748cowboy "This comment has received too many negative votes" there's your answer

[oldwisetale]

oh whatever..

its apart of progress

im glad you did this video!

most people are so egotistical

they wouldnt even think of criticizing their selves

[andyandcarl]

@748cowboy And you got the exact opposite of what you wanted lolololol

[TaximanGlen]

@748cowboy Why would you do that?

[Falkwef]

It's cool that you can make fun of yourself like this.

[lucifiadamian]

You sound like Beavis commentating music videos...

[randomcollision6]

hahaha. Like I don't think your first video was all that bad, but I can feel your pain so hard as you watch this

[oslye]

I like seeing noobish TJ.

[IronThrasher]

I just watched your first video like 2 hours ago, and now I found this. Awesome!

[SonicSnailEtc]

Suckle the Beer Tit

[IAmSpencerLane]

this is one of the funniest videos he's ever done

[BeachlessIsland]

hilarious! good stuff. make another one at some time ;p

[TimmahDee]

At times in your commentary here, you sound incredibly similar to Scotty.

[tabernumse]

at 8:27 when you said "Terrorists win!" it actually sounded a lot like the one from counterstrike... just saying..

[kyebean]

BEER TIT! that's actually a really good idea, I'm making it!

[idietoskate]

oh ya i forgot u should do more of theses !!!

[PopPrincesses]

bahahahaha

[adjohnson916]

You were much more thoughtful and honest back then. Your spin on libertarianism was way more rational than your run-of-the-mill liberalism nowadays.

[zombiebrainnnz]

You were hot then, and you are super hot now. ;)

[Imhornydadcomeinside]

@zombiebrainnnz I think you need your mind checked.

[davi55x]

Bit of a hippie back then weren't we TJ, please bring back the background with all the pics, even if u don't.. keep up what u are doing 

[Nightmarcher89]

Btw, new TJ is my favorite. He's more flamboyant and unpredictable.

[Nightmarcher89]

That was awesome. Seems like a lot longer than 5 years ago.

[twosdayschild]

It kinda makes that saying true: "If I knew then what I know now" LOL

[trstenik100]

The new TJ sounds like Butthead and the old TJ sounds like Mr. Anderson from next door.

[cknell546]

Yay Beer Tits!

[Pinochimon]

Nice video, TJ if you have any time try watching Ika musume, Yami no matsuei, or Hunter X Hunter. I know that's a bit off topic, but I just felt like I needed to say some random Otaku stuff for some reason. If anything... never mind...

[zombiebrainnnz]

@748cowboy I support a national ban on idiots who support a national ban on gay marriage. Thumbs up if you agree.

[FreemanLambda]

@748cowboy YEAH BEAT THE GAY OUT OF THEM!

[zombiebrainnnz]

@FreemanLambda I'd like to beat the dumb out of you.

[FreemanLambda]

@zombiebrainnnz you like gay people... youre a queer.

[kzhou13]

Hahaha. TJ picked up the yelp that Howard Bloom makes! 2:12

[eggertstwart]

Lol, after 4:48, I couldn't resist rubbing my eye.

[codern]

"im not gonna be one of those youtubers who posts everyday" hahahaha

[rebos911]

Tits and Beer! Second best thing he said

[NATIONALCOMMUNISM666]

I like the hair an gotee he had then though as far as making vedio he improve not say he was not good then as I watch then to an found his ved interest.

[slytherinspy1960]

that was highly entertaining

[zombiebrainnnz]

you weren't so bad. everyone grows and changes... nice to look back and see just how much.

[wolfeedarkfang]

I don't think you were that bad back then. In fact it was THAT you who got me to subscribe to you. As much as you've changed, so have I. I guess we all learned together. lol

[Misanthropedia]

This is awesome. You should do it again. :)

[Neighb0urhoodWatch]

MOAR

[ldg1414]

I remember watching this way back when I first subscribed and you only had about 20 videos to watch.

[ipwnm00bs]

anyone one know of the macaroni debate? REVIEWS OF REVIEWS IS MY CUP OF TEA

[asdfg79660]

I liked you better back then..

[EBOWARRIOR]

You used to look at your screen a lot back then instead of straight at the camera lol

[ekhaat]

LOL

[Merth667]

Your old redneck thing was better than it is now :D

[TheMangoDeluxe]

Now your younger self needs to do a commentary on yo commentary.

[ipwnm00bs]

@TheMangoDeluxe that shit would be crazy lol

[andyandcarl]

@TheMangoDeluxe But for that HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO THE FUTURE MARTY!!!

[BeyondWrittenWords]

Who is this redneck banana faggot?

[IAMBlandfish]

all hail the beer-tit

[CuriousGeorgeize]

Hah, this is funny!



[Fenix777777]

I really want him to DMCA, himself! lol

[natmil1]

This was so fucking weird, hearing you in the old video in the background and the present you shouting and laughing over it

[Sotamursu90]

Are you trying to sound like Howard Bloom on purpose?

[BILLCLINTONMECH]

sweet mullet

[Managasm]

Highly entertaining.

[RockingMrE]

TJ, your libertarianism used to make you unique and insightful. Now you're just another left-wing atheist - nothing special about that I'm afraid.

[Nasite]

@RockingMrE "Agreeing with me used to make you unique and insightful. Now that you hold different opinions than I there's nothing special about you."

Fixed that for you. If someone doesn't agree with your preconceptions then what they consider wrong is not "insightful" to them.

[RockingMrE]

@Nasite Funny, because I could have sworn that's what the AmazingAtheist was suggesting about libertarians, and you along with him.

[thehoffmanapprentice]

@RockingMrE

Wow an objectivist liberatian on the internet, how unique and original you are.

[RussianCommissar]

Amazing athiest u r the best anti-troll ever

[supadox]

Tj shut the fuck up u faggot. Old tj was awesome.

[liveyoungdiefast91]

4:25 = Pat Condell with hair.



[Forehead2Brick]

That was fucking meta. 

[InstantFilmBooth]

i fuck ppl who say ily, shut up

[WickeDFate4]

Why is social studies all about economy, and why is history taught by gym teachers.

[InstantFilmBooth]

why do you sound so different on commentary?

[DejectedDegenerate]

This is weird in a very surreal way

[TheCleansingTH]

Thank you for become so much more entertaining.

[FranzDuckVideos]

I can't wait for 2016 when you commentate on this video of you commentating

[Kidbuu4163]

there was only one thing going through my mind watching this. beavis and butthead

[MelvinThe42]

What was the name of his first video?

[notemo212]

Corporate Avenger reference xD

[Gaythoven]

"'Goddamn white liberals', like I am now",

I actually LOLed

[scoreunder]

You should rename this video to PWNED: TheAmazingAtheist

[josepherader]

I hope TJ reviews himself reviewing himself in another five years and starts bashing his current self. :P

[ToontownPinkplushes]

oh my god im laughing so hard ily tj

[asanineartist]

lol your doing the same thing in this most ppl do in their first video, cameras scare people, hahaha

[burningchocolate]

Your voice sounds a lot closer to Scotty's in your first video

[ThePinwheel]

I feel like this is the segment on Beavis and Butthead where they watch TV only it's TJ and it's youtube.

[TheCraich]

Hmmm, An atheist who can admit when he's wrong. Coincidence?

[Nagneto]

Cool

[Pittsisamazing]

TJdoesinception.

[Anthony1324576890]

Good job for being able to poke fun at yourself. Alot of people can't even admit they're wrong long past the time they were wrong. And I miss the southern accent you used to use in your old videos too. Back in the Bush era it was a ripe time for bashing those religious, southern rednecks.

[Pittsisamazing]

Do a commentary of the banana video.

[SolDeSaBelle]

shit just got META !

[andreaELmeyer]

lol hey TJ give yourself some kudos man, you had little to no experience in making videos(I think)and you have developed as a person since than...I HATE looking at picks and videos of myself from the past, that said I laughed at your commentary and nearly pissed myself. Thanks

[genandnic]

TJ make a PWN'D video on a deleted video you no longer agree with...