BEST HOW TO LIE EVER!!!!

[dxrulz999]

that was weird im a dude and im clothed lol

[alicia2734]

LMFAO funniest gradual report ! :D

[titi0friends]

omgg you're Jim Carrey 2

[evelyn0roland]

i kinda lie a lot ..........but its interesting that everybody believes me and that sometimes i lie so much that it might become the truth ..........

[ashweenass]

@evelyn0roland sooooo true, so true

[MrBadassheavymetal]

fUCK YOU STOP LOOKING,WAIT UNTIL i PUT MY CLOTHES ON



[xFlowerChild420x]

I am naked. D;

[mackiscool12]

this is absolutely tru

[jlog24]

this is the stupidest crap eve

[MissBubbles007]

@jlog24 Stupid crap, but great crap.

[tasha6795]

you should do a video on why people cheat

[aaaaaaaaaaamazing123]

lol



[androlioful]

1:02 italian accent detected!

[CanadianKryptonite]

so whats your name?

[joshwuzhere1]

I could honestly watch youre videos ... forever <3 LOL

[dinalives]

danny, we need to create a new country, just for the sake of being able to say "this is the danny-dialect from dannyland" bahaha, you know? your made-up accents are so great!

[KukiKruch]

-Hyess, hy drown da popy in jacuzzi, he make a poopoo too much!-

LOL!!!! XD

[billyh386]

What is life, but a lie made to be true.

[mrsraddliffe]

@billyh386 *hippie/stoner voice* whoa man mind fuck man

[AntwnhsTswlhs]

maloa auta einai gia palka

[JohnnyLucian]

I am naked..

[shine452girl]

.. cans i be a lemon drop ? . i swears ill b tha lemoniestttt :B

[Soleeternity]

best quote ever: "let the lie become the truth"

[Interwebz1]

DANNY :O You have said that Quote before :O:O:O

[SteveWel09]

how do we know danny is not lieing to us on all of his videos

[mxmeta]

but at least he said i was hot

[lillyluvbug676]

@mxmeta what if someone was a naked guy on here though

[mxmeta]

HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS NAKED!?!?!?!?!?

[raystar619]

WTF



[obviouslyhotty123]

I got freaked out when he said I was naked...... cuz I was..... Like if you were too

[orphanANDinsidousFAN]

when he called us lemon drops and that he loves us what that a lie??????????????

[roninzworld]

Any girl wanna fuck me I'll send u a pic of my dick

[MsBasil7]

@roninzworld Ewno.

[MrDarkmaan]

I was about to watch porn, I was literally naked.

[tinglytouch]

how did he know i was naked!??

[secyor9]

im a girl and i was fingering myself durring this video... i want to fuck him so bad

[iskateIB1]

@secyor9 too bad you'll never get to i ur not in austrailia.

[l337m45t3r42]

O.o I was getting changed at the end when he said that....

[BizzonaterInc]

ahahahahahahaha 2:03 yah see.... the stinga... 2 in the puss one in the but hole

[mewdon101]

"Noooo I didn't do thaaat."  YOU LIAR!

[pohphos]

when he says liar, it sounds like lawyer...

[buddysunk]

44 people are naked

[PantelicSofija]

press 7 for retard xD HAHHAHAH

[B3TH1able]

"I can see you. And you're naked. And your HOT" Well... thats awkward when you're sitting with a 5 year old.

[MrTotalChicken]

@B3TH1able you watch this with a 5 year old? Good idea..

[B3TH1able]

@MrTotalChicken She kept clicking of random ones ;P

[13Mimzz]

you are so hot.

[PIPSQUICK25]

Can you make a video about pink lemonade?

[rebecav100]

can u make a video about how to be a good actor........ u rock best friend

[HotSaucisity25]

if you havent already you should do a video where you just talk like a gay guy, ur really good at it

[MrZStrap]

im frighten

[freedomasn]

danny actually is a good liar lol

[ChrisboxMegafilms]

44 people are retarded

[krucialchesenut]

how do i lie to my parents that i dont have a gf because if they know they will show her alot of pics of me.omg that would suck really bad

[aznxpandazz]

that is actually good advice

[centurykid2010]

dude your fukin awesome!!!!!!!!! and sooooooooooooooooo funny :D :D :D :D :D

[MizzDaisytheparody]

wen i know im gonna lie i just think up the most amazing lies like why i couldnt go to basketball practice; my granny was in the hospital... ooops wait whos naked wtf i was typing while listen and he said sumtin bout naked

[roxeru]

ugly baster

[GuessWhatImFake]

LMFAO 2:09 !!!!!!! I almost die!

[grasseatersgetate]

Danny do a show on Christmas lights, are they classy or are they trashy?

[00squirrel11]

HAHAAHA YOUR FUCKING FUNNY 

[XxXRAWRXiTSXLiLYXxX]

@00squirrel11 bitch, i don't own a fucking funny.

[oXxMaRsHmAlLoWxXo]

yaiys, i drown da puppy in jacuzzi, it make a poop a too much xD

[Hyperiontje]

Johnny Knoxville??????????

[shlind21]

How the fuck did he know i'm naked?! and that im hot!

[googly1245]

Its funny, cuz I am naked.

[TheRyverL]

wtf how did he know i was seriously naked (underpants on tho) im scared

[Hispana92]

Lmao let the lie become the truth hahahaha

[AD0RiiBL3]

Wohoo Uploaded on ma Birthdaay♥ :DD

[KeshaRoks42]

5:49

[Srpskeoci]

lol "YEYS I DEED EAT DE LAST COOKEE"

[MissLittleDudette]

I and many others have discovered.. the best thing.. i mean person ever created.

[BellsOnHand]

LOL what is your damage against a t-shirt? Hahaha

[MxMangakax]

WARING!

Eating food and watching danny at the same time is dangerous to your health.

:D

[NenyMora]

This video actually made me doubt that your name was really Danny :3

[Chocolatebabkah]

step 5. make sure not to use too many details.

[hoppypolo]

how the..what?

[RavenRawrProductions]

LOL

[karina0said]

I am naked!! Lmao

[evilumbrellala]

ohhhhhh fuck how does he know ?

[superfishyface]

How did you know I was naked!

[Alienhos]

How did you know i was naked?????

[rejectnamedme]

I can see you...and your naked...and thats hott :)

[middimadz]

i love the introduction, it gets me so relaxed and ready to watch haha

[spachuga]

Hahahaha I can see u and ur naked and that'd hot lol

[TheCaddyWagon]

I love being a lemon drop :)

[vancetastic]

Wow!!! I really am naked, how did u know?????

[moonannestarr]

I think I should get naked and rewatch this so I feel loved.

[okaysoiknowiloveyouu]

so i think he did see me because i was naked when i was watching this.

[alpha1airsoft1]

ah- im hot i feel so special

[demieminem1999]

press 6 7 lol!!!!!!

[TheKidFromGreece]

0:40-1:20 I laughed soooo hard!!! You are awesome!

[electricity256]

zomg he can rly see...

[jakobcornell]

0:40 - My second favorite Danny accent

[LlamasNotAlpacas]

Press 7 repeatedly. ;)

[samosvinski]

Too much Jim Carrey, too much unnatural.

[XxImJustSomeGuyxX]

Wow that was weird I actually am.

HE CAN SEE THROUGH MY SCREEN!

[Dixxi91]

are you superman? O.o

can you see through my clothes? :O

it must be so, why else would you know I look hot naked... O.o

[DANZO465]

do you ever wear a t-shirt?

[TRBLetsWatch]

@DANZO465 He used to.

[DAbestiez09]

@DANZO465 no he dosnt

[hellboyfromspace]

"Ok, so now that everybody in the community thinks you are a very honest person LET'S GO LIE TO THEM!" hahahahaha xD

[BungieVidocsDV]

Is it sad i was naked?

[godlynewbie]

god your the best always a good laugh when i'm down

[ZOMBIEgirl1112]

u look like a Gary not a Danny

[Roflmeat]

~.~

[tcookie12]

Holy shit... I WAS naked.

[aaronboren12]

and i am a man

[lowzenlovesyou1027]

41 people dont know how to lie.(:

[tesstanyabff]

ur voices! xD

[surpermegamodel]

y do u call us lemon drops

[EmmaWatsonNOMBER1FAN]

I'm definetly using this one XD

[guitarg0d7007]

Its funny, I began watching this wearing clothes, I finished the video to see that I had no clothes on... I also saw the Frenchman molesting me.

[koolA1dmann]

danny make a show about how google was made

[jellybeanetc]

I bet I can get my loose lips to sink you pants ;)

[scandbproductions]

do a video about me

[nephisto2]

Just got scared by that, Danny.

[nephisto2]

Yea, I'm actually naked.

[Adn0sa]

i'm actually naked...???

[WyverKnight17]

THE HELL. I am naked!

[iAmy122]

you are soo good at speaking spanish :)

[Evierosee98]

1:11 Hahahah I love this guy!

[myhamster1212]

is he watching me? how did he know i liketo watch his videos while in the nude?

[vikingsgatorsfan17]

@jacksonluke5 why are you naked

[jacksonluke5]

lol im actual naked

[Cassamundo]

I thought you were joking when you said you could see me.

But... truth is, I am naked.

[StaleMilk12]

lol danny voice...

[Sweetlilrebel92]

"For what is the truth, but a lie agreed upon" ^.^ That's awesome :D

[stawberryAvalanche]

How did u now I was naked 

[stawberryAvalanche]

How did u now I was naked

[hitchhikersgidetoass]

n that would melt Justin bieber and rebeca blacks faces of (finally) or Indian or racist or Jewish or pornagraphic or long or short or crap or shit or bull shit or human shit or bull fieceaes or the defecated urinated vomit of a hobo eaten by his dog then fed to a baby who's body was used in the making of the game angry birds or Jewish or gangsta or annoying or Jewish or undead (zombie or vampire(as long as not from twighlight(bunch of fags))) or Jewish or Jewish Because that would be political

[hitchhikersgidetoass]

Because black or yellow or Jewish or Jewish or Yemen or serbo-croation or fat or retarded or stupid or dumb or deaf or American or African or European or australaisaion or Jewish or antarcticain or Chinese or Vietnamese or Japanese or Asian or oldern or Disney animated or walt animated or Michael jackson produced or friendly or mean or Jewish or mexicain or English or RUSSIAN!?!?! or pedo bear affiliated or western or eastern or northern or southern or unliked or disliked or hated with a passio

[BigJon200]

oddly enough...i am naked. thankyou

[happykat241]

you are like jim carrey

[DaChopz]

Wtf. I am naked. Stalker!

[skate204]

you sounded just like: mama may i have cookie 

[Timyboy123456]

Are you family of jim carrey?

[guitarfreak159]

i AM naked o_O

[chetniksrb333]

ne kaki dragisha

[TheAnusMonkey]

at 2:02 he shocks us all!

[TheJorgoman]

it's creepy because i was actually naked

[XLilMissHollieX]

The Awkward Moment When You Actulley Are Naked... 0.o :L xx

[flex1996flex]

i am fucking in love of his "jokes" !! Keep it up Dany !

[MomoHasMuffins]

OMG How did he know I'm only wearing underwear?! O.o

[MrsChaseHernandez]

Actually, I'm only half naked. And thank u for noticing ;) lol love ur vids.

[shadonicles]

2:02 OH I SEE DANNY, I SEE!! ;P

[caseyguitarist]

not to sound offensive but in this episode he sounds quite gay

[RememberDolly]

it made da poopy too much :)

[KibaFoxWolfHybrid]

@awesomereece123 u were too???? O_O

[awesomereece123]

how does he know I'm naked?

[TheSeppiiee]

haha ur funny

[theforkisonthetable]

oooooohohohohohhahahahahahaha

"Danny. did you take the last cookie fromt he cookie jar?" **thick russian accent**

[87idk]

why yes the pie i am eating is hot :)

[BradennT]

Press 7.. You will get nigntmares

[BAMMMM24]

he make a pupu too much

[KOTE10001]

that was fucking wise :D

[PinksBiggestFanEver]

Danny, please discuss what this small wiggly character (~) is for? Google isn't my friend anymore, but hopefully you are! :3

[Longiieee]

@PinksBiggestFanEver It's called a 'tilde' and is used for languages such a Spanish or Portuguese (:

[PinksBiggestFanEver]

@Longiieee shh! Danny must make a show :o lol, thanks for the info! <3

[AmeliaMunroe]

@PinksBiggestFanEver I think it's called a tilde.

[PinksBiggestFanEver]

@AmeliaMunroe yup, that's what @Longiieee said too. :3 let Danny make a show about tildes then! haha

[The911Nerd]

@PinksBiggestFanEver That ~ is a mathematical symbol so important its on keyboards. It's mostly used in geometry for the vast amount of symbols in the subject. It's meaning is "not" meaning it negates the statement following it. ~p -> ~q meaning "not hypothesis implies not conclusion" in any conditional statement.

[PinksBiggestFanEver]

@The911Nerd shh! Danny must make a show.. thanks for the info!! :3

[The911Nerd]

@PinksBiggestFanEver Just saw an excellent opportunity to use my geometric knowledge XD perhaps Danny can use it as well ^-^

[PinksBiggestFanEver]

@The911Nerd he should! hehe, glad I helped? haha

[dendanny56]

@PinksBiggestFanEver

What is the truth but a lie agreed upon? ~Danny

[MsLovingDeath]

@PinksBiggestFanEver I thought you were talking about a different small wiggly character...........>.>

after following all of your "How To" videos my life has become... terrible :D