Martin Lawrence kids

[Garifuna4Life]

His descriptions of titties is hilarious!!

[BritburgBoundBonzo]

Im baked at school and I had to stop watching because I was laughing my ass off in the middle of the library. So funny.

[greaval]

this was an expression on the crudity of the female body.

[xelbaga1987]

what's beautiful about this is that it's pure Martin Lawrence

[Peace2011yes]

Crazy Martin...

[ThinkingAgent12]

he so funnnny ! damn get him some issues, hes cooking out there

[swaggtoofficial112]

Funny as hell

[Renee2383]

I liked this but it has nothing on YOU SO CRAZY!

[LosAngelesWeedSmoker]

he lost his funny.

[JiglyBeats]

@exo099 nah man.......Kat williams , eddie griffin AND martin Lawrence- are the sht.....

[dbz49048]

i made the wrong decision to eat while watchin this

[eliseccc77]

lol my dog started barking at 7:13

[williambonniemusic]

Martin is about to get some shit, he wont ever get. till he gets it,... He gonna be in a lotta pain and shit...  GET IT YET YOU FUCKER??......

[lboogie221]

that was my fit

[gabbysalot]

Lmaoo nasty ass

[Pred4tor419]

8:08 - 8:17 LMFAO!!!

[missbigbooty97]

haha what am i supposed to do... fuck her wit my knee lol

[RicoMicoPico]

5years, 5 YEARS!, thats not breast feeding, thats incest.

[LIVINHOLY1]

Dis dude need Jesus! He can be a funny dude but dang HE NASTY!

[bluedan28]

i bet he was horny these times

[RexXxo1]

"HE'S TEARING UP THE PUSSY!" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[95ashanti]

HAHA hee is naaaaaasty

[tdjsa]

what the fuck am i suposed to do? fuck her with my knee?

[freemanintheworld]

i am tity man nice we are the same martin i love tity too way too much

[tes2bad]

LMFAO BUT HE IS CRUDE YET FUNNY

[krishaeD]

he so nasty

[WendyTapson]

Haha he's so nasty...hmmm

[spaceorbison]

That's a big ass chitin bag! -rofled

[SonicPHX]

5 YEARS!

[omij80]

a woman or a turkey???? hahahaha

[bunnyrocks69]

lmfao! what a dirty fkr lol

[niissa20]

ahahahahahhaha 

[niissa20]

Looooooool hell no i love this man even i like his films fantastic martiin <3

[boss17ize]

hahahahahhhhahahh

[ebrorman22]

lmao fuckin funny as hell<3

[lowbam93]

#LOL

[gurukid08]

I love titties!

[gurukid08]

I love the faces he makes.

[ALLIHADTODAY104]

hahaha funny ishh!

[TheyCallMeBabii]

Men are sooo fucking selfish.

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

@TheyCallMeBabii wow... it takes a REAL special person not to realise this is comedy

[TheyCallMeBabii]

@ESCAPEDCONVICT01 Takes a fool to think jus becuz something is turned into a joke takes away from the seriousness or insensitivity of it. Oh and truth is truth. A woman killed her self becuz her partner wad pressing her to hv sex after giving het HIV on top of het cervical cancer. She jus had surgery removing the cancer filled skin. But he wanted to fuck regardless of het pain. So yes I am special. Guess that makes you a fool.

[ESCAPEDCONVICT01]

@TheyCallMeBabii Thanks for reiterating my point.... now go get yourself a boyfreind....

[TBwassup]

@TheyCallMeBabii

LOL ITS A COMEDY SHOW

[gidlike]

16 people dont like titties.

[tgballin24]

draggin his feet suckin titty! lol

[bolajou1]

babeys show you what tities are about slurp mhm slurp and then look at you like what the fuck you looking at

[zbab198]

one word: hillarious...

[lauras22thez]

it was funny..i wish it wasn't ruined by the first comments though..

[EhabAtia1991]

man i got to wait 6 weeks

that just too damn long

[Neshhaaa]

"what is that a chitlin bag?"

[seriousgamer94]

i loves me some tittys

[Alkaline395]

Wait 6 weeks.

[kwilcox1126]

@Meridos257 it's called Run Tell That

[kwilcox1126]

I'm nauseous lol

Is that a chitterling bag

I'm confused is that a woman or a turkey

Lmao #Dead

[lilstephy79]

Look how big that fuckin hole is ....lol...lol...lol lmao!!!!!

[Meridos257]

What is this show called?

[19craiggy87]

@Meridos257 its one of his specials called Runteldat i think.

[klaudius2005]

he's amazing

[Bariskiz]

lmmfao lol

[bigdaddyosofine]

13 dislikes = people that wanna be different

[diamonddragoniori]

it had its moments...

but the commentary and acting out of the scenarios kinda killed the stand up comedy...and hence any funny content...:(.....

[mssuperhuntergaga]

funniest thing

[XxBaBiBoo540xX]

"Does it hurt when I do like that ?? ... Oh so you dont feel that at all ?? uh .. iight .."

[powerhungryhyde]

he loves the leather.

[17183859233]

he jus a lil big 4 his age

[TheRobertTrey]

Ain't really that funny

[Yunarokz]

whoo martin!!!!!

[JoeCrazyEyes]

He's sweating like he just fucked her

[MovieDownloads4u]

lol

[treyday891]

"looks like a fuckin gizzard bag... is she a woman or a fuckin turkey" OH SHIT XD

[blackhearts2cent]

I havnt even been through this yet and i am already smiling (i am an 18yo guy)

[mztevin19]

wdf iiS dA twiiSty tHiNg oN dA bAby!!!lololololololol

[Alibalak1]

can how ya not like this

[eagles08itsova]

omg is that my fucking girlfriend or a turkey? hahahah

[eagles08itsova]

wish i could sit down and smoke a fat ass L with this dude and my friends haha

[kkgirl300]

lmaaaaaaoooooooooo

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

LMFAO! "and look at you and roll their eyes!"

LMAO I LOVE HIM! :D

[stunnah0o]

nice quality

[ElTresDeMayo1808]

If -god forbid- martin dies, 3 words should be marked on his graved:

I-LIKES-TITTIES

[katenisco]

uck the 10 dislikes

[tiburcioman]

what is the name of this show?

[twista200317]

back in the days leather was the thing i see. everyone wore it. i bet that shyt was hot

[10dhscheer]

LOL ! WTF am I suppose to do fuck her wit my knee ??

[aliceinchains898]

i like to detail a tittie real nice

[aimeedus]

LOL the breasting feeding part is hilarious because my cousin breastfed until he was 4..he would demand his mothers breast and pull it out...lol She had a helluva time getting him off da breast too..

[estrella2302]

that was my fit!! hahahahhahhaahahha

[the00king23]

that was my fit lmao!!!!

[chachacha2222]

wow. epic hahahaha

[GreenSmog17]

he was funny at the end there, 'baby looks at u and rolls his eyes' and his face expression sucking the tit, haha

[tommy1001000]

LOTFFLMAO HE SAID FUK HER WIT HIS KNEE

[Caveman1006]

LOL!

[ShawtyThereLaa]

"that aint breast feedin, thaas incest" lmao

[RickBizzy]

"Hes just a lil big for his age" LMAO

[Kawaii19]

@RickBizzy lol I love the way he says that hahaha

[gangshit32]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[browsethis]

AWESOMEEEEE

[Gizopia]

martin is the man! :D

[FiRsTClass101]

lmao! he is a comedian legend.

[91JayAre]

he makes the best faces lol

[Nomak020186]

Fuck that!! i wont be watching that, YUCK... babe i love you but u have to be in hospital all alone hahaha...i rather pick u up when child is borned..

[YBsexy96]

his ears r fuckin huge!...lmaoo

[glenieceb]

1:12 funny!

[jermaineonealnumber7]

Martin cracks me up when he gets sick around dead people in Bad Boys.

[kkgirl300]

@jermaineonealnumber7 i love that part when he gets sick too (in bad boys)its soo funny

[fastfinger24]

LOL Very funny

[ChrisPartn]

that made me nauseous.

[jellytots2008]

When was this he looks well older in this than the one i just watched :)

[msmckinn1994]

yuck!!

[Debalicious1]

hahahahahaha!!

[hukedonmunkiefonix]

THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!

[quanye1114]

nasty

[funkluv]

is this one before or after the one where hes wearing that green outfit

[MrIniwan]

THE FIT LMFAOOOOO

[ThatGirlTezzy04]

HAHAHA AND THEN LOOK AT U AND ROLL THERE EYES HAHAHA YO THIS WAS TOO FUNNy

[aikirej]

why is the chitlin bag hanging out .......no looks like a gizzard, ok now i'm confuse, you tell me lmao!!!

[HamodiRonaldo]

How am I suppose to fuck her with my knee HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA that killed me maan shiiit HAHAA

[rowknee68]

"so u don't feel this at all?" that was so damn nasty! And rude! Lol. But funny

[kittyma911]

LMFAO- Look at u & roll they eyes *speak baby*

[ninjazoner]

wack follow up, mang

[paakow111]

aw that aint breastfeedin that's incest lol

[commonlover92]

hahaha killer and stright disser!

[kerochan3486]

woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lmfao he is hilarious! but sooo rude at the same tym! lmaoooooooo!

[john0099100]

It's alright to applaud the titty, Just give me a day to work on dem titty because I like to detail them real nice...PMSL help, it's so funny.

[ShadowKid92]

LMFAO "the baby suckin the titty then he look at you and roll his eyes" LMAO priceless

[bigtrilla817]

"Damn it, now look how big that fucking hole is! well you tell me nurse what im supposed to do."

"Look at the hole; i can't follow that."

"What the fuck am i supposed to do; fuck her with my knee?"

[xXKhaoticRinoXx]

@bigtrilla817 Martin said fuck her with my leg..not his knee O.O

[bigtrilla817]

@xXKhaoticRinoXx

nah he said "knee"..he even uses his knee to show an example on hw he would have sex with his wife.. not LEG.. KNEE!!!

[NarimanIsTheKing]

Hold On Now

I'm Confused is she a woman or a Fucking Turkey XD hahah

[1CME90]

Chitlin bag LMFAO!!

[TheMangaFace]

ROFL

[cbx25]

That shit was TOO FUnny... im over hear dying laughing...

[karatzoglou123]

hahaha, i love Martin Lawrence!

[MJforever5690]

hahahaha when rolled his eyes...aww man pissed myself.

[reneeredd1]

im confused is she a woman or a turkey...lmao!!!!

[Matthewg12345]

what the fuck is that hanging out the pussy lol

[ChuloBadGuy]

"does it hurt when I do this right here"? CLASSIC!!! That shit is so true, everything he said about a pregnancy is 100% on point.

For every man that doesn't have kids yet, just remember this & I promise you everything he said will happen....EVERYTHING lol.

[thisisFAZE]

SHEESH THANKS F0R TELLiNG ME . MY FiANCE FiNNA HAVE A BABY . iM FiNNA G0 iN A DAY BEF0RE SHE HAVE THE BABY 0R WHEN SHE G0NNA HAVE iT . AND BE LikE iM FiNNA G0 GET ME S0ME MCD0NALDS . L0L . NAW JK . iM FiNNA BE THERE THR0UGH THE WH0LE THiNG . N0W i KN0W i G0TTA BE PREPARED

[RavenMarx]

You Reproduced?

How sad...

[RAiNBOwNeRd12]

@thisisFAZE awwww congrats

[DymondeR4ever]

omg i laughed SO hard!!! there was an 8 year old hu still breastfeeds nd my dad knows a 15 year old hu NEVER ate real food before he just drinks gallons of milk all daii i dnt think i cud EVER do that!!!

[djjhamal]

gizzard bag.......woman or turkey?

[topstar01]

look at the circumference hahaha

[xxladytori]

he is hilarious.Where do i find the whole thing.?

[TIPChicka]

ummm i guess blockbuster

[mefistofel007]

lol

[theshadowstopper]

look at how big that fucking hole is, what am i suppost to do? fuck her with my nee? wow, awsome!!!

[trixx77]

where can i find more of this stand up?

[cubz1988]

he tearin up da pussssy lmao!!!!!!!

[pechochitaprado]

The best comedian. I have followed his carreer since I was a little girl. Love him !!

[KassyLx333]

LMFAOOOO! Omfgshh Martin is fucking hilarious!

[rissalee18]

funny as fuck lmao

[casualcases]

when was this?

[SiccOne781]

2001

[maliyahjeter]

No it was 02

[rsrkulj]

it was also this year.. I watched it.. I woke up my mother because of laughing.... xD

[heatherholleman]

yea martin is a fool

[det4evernalways]

Martin is sooooooo hilarious. I mean he is a fool. lol

[Lizann029]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[enzo1928]

8:07

[ntra22]

he rock man hahahaha

[LuckyNumber7z]

lmao

[kiftou50]

"what am i supposed to do? fuck her with my knee?" HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA LMAO best sentence ever

[SJSLTN]

omgggggggggg wuahahahhahahahahaha

[p4uld3nn3y]

ohhh, that aint breast feedin' tha's incest.... laughed so hard i think i pee'd a little when he said that :o

[SleekAct9]

martin da man

[SluttyYutty]

lmao "n the baby makes the titty look good"

[FALZ3PROPH3T]

"i'm tryin to suck the milk out for the baby" too funny

[Bartender1986]

2:13 - 2:23 he reminds me of richard pryor

[kupellupy]

LOL!

[imsosingle09]

what the fuck is that big ass twisty tie hanging on tha baby.?... is she a women or a damn turkey.? lmfao hahahaha.