American Inventor - Body Armor

[dfgchjhkbnl]

I dont get american inverter in canada

[SMGJohn]

America can't invent a shit. They just take other stuff from other nations and copies it

[tashtan1]

Is this a parody, a joke?

[myketheoneill]

such a beautiful smile!!! hahaha

[marek0086]

Is this a joke?

[sleepingeye]

Fake, stupid and waste of time.

[Voxson14]

He went in for a kiss on the lips and she rejected him.

[Voxson14]

Useful for if an old man attacks your car with his walking stick.

[kemoblue4u]

LMFFAAOOOOO!!! I dont care what anyone says. This shit hilarious. She has a troll face smile and when she starts speaking @:20 i couldnt help but laugh.

[1337Kosu]

2:09 ROOFLLLLLLLLL

[TheTenderestMeat]

Puppy dog eyes right at the camera. GETS ME EVERY TIME ;_;

[kennboy1]

Beautiful couple, great product.

[TheRadicalOneNG]

They're going to be laughing when the zombies attack. 

[youbtube99]

0:20 HAHA LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

[allanfelipebr]

@youbtube99 HahahAhaha, LOL.

[gingerbread185]

@youbtube99 I LAUGHED

[logik316]

The gentleman's product is a nicely finished prototype, and I've seen people towing their cars over rough terrain long distances behind their RVs, so there are definitely some people who would buy it. But it's a niche product that the majority of people wouldn't likely need. So I would also, unfortunately, have said "no" to it :-(

[deleon522]

its funny how he uses the wifes cane to hit the shield thing on the car

[MrTerrifyer]

they're creepy as fuck!!

[biancacs06]

Hope they know cars are designed to crumple and absorb energy from impacts. Saving people this way...

[logik316]

@biancacs06

The "armor" is only intended to protect a car against low-speed impacts and flying debris. If you had paid attention to the video, you would have noticed that it does bend and absorb shock.

[NinjaKid3000]

ewww that lady has the dirtiest smile

[UNGLELK]

This has really chered me up, even if they fail in EVERYTHING, they have one another. Awesome people, that's for sure =)

[SpartanArmy647]

What is going on, is that actually a guy I can't tell

[67tr876]

Why all the hate from the dumb ass losers down there in the commnets ? suck a dick

[OMGitzDaTruth]

They got what most of us don't have and that's Dedication,not only to each other but to they're Cause as well.

[PalerLaze]

Some of you people who comment here are sick motherfuckers. At least they tried their best to contribute to society by creating an invention designed for peoples' safety. Not to mention Robert seems to be a very respectable individual and him and his wife are happy together. What exactly have you accomplished sitting here on YouTube, insulting random people you don't even know? Nothing? Exactly. Get a life.

[a98man]

:(

fuckj noooooooooo



[Darkfirefire]

3:02 fuckin creepy

[xechostormx]

I would have bought that.

[SultanOfSwords]

Why cant this material be use to make cars body?

[Diabeeteez]

I did the craziest thing in the world, I ranned it over with a car.

[jmerridew124]

"And I said 'Chris, here's my jacket,' but the car keys and the cell phone and things like that were in there."

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jeremyely]

finest video editing ever

[crowman131]

awwwwwwwwwwwww, what a lovely couple!!!

[ZaneHitsurugi]

Bulletball>this shit

[squelchdown]

I see TWO WINNERS.... =)

[kristijanvkns]

0:21 inggh ingh yeah

[David01132]

SHOW ME YOUR TRUCK

[iworkforme]

again I was undersold. not sure what the point of the invention was? looks like tough stuff whatever it was....was it to protect a car while it's being towed? if so that is a pretty small market and can imagine a huge inventory needed to handle all makes and models.

[FractalBolt]

"My dream is to get you a house...haven't got it yet", shit, I felt bad for laughing!

[Daghead]

These guys were stupid AND full of shit. I don't care whether they were in love.

[pcfaulkner]

there should be more people like these two, now thats an invention that has not caught on properly yet and it should.

[IMCOOL18]

Love her smile

[MzSelenaG12]

awww....I feel sorry for them :( I wish they had gotten 3 yeses...they deserved it.

[mikeandamina]

Omg some of you need to stfu...

They're an even cuter couple than any celebrity I know.

[royalewithcheese02]

best top rated comments I have ever seen! I feel they apply to so many more videos that just this one



[Skatedatbake101]

Im sorry but people should not pass on to the next round because of how nice or how "cute" they are. People should pass on for their invention. Im starting to see a lot of people go on to the next round with mediocre inventions.. however they usually have a dramatic or emotional story to support their invention

[Daver869]

0:23 is creepy

[DifferenSe1]

What a beautiful couple. Their final words are poetic and heartbreaking.

I think they deserved more but as the guy said, they've "already won", simply by having so much love for each other.

The real losers are the idiots who criticize them!

[Drogmir]

:48

"Believe it or not she's a truck driver."

Impossible! It can't be true!

[Drogmir]

:48

"Believe it or not she's a truck driver."

Impossible! I can't be true!

[TheDreReichDude]

At first I thought this was for people...you know, the body armor Batman used in the first movie. The crooks shot at him and he went down pretending to be dead. One said "It's some kind of body armor...he's human after all" Also, the Hirogen on Star Trek Voyager used a sophisticated form of armor while hunting their prey. This car armor is very disappointing, by the video's title I thought it was for humans to use. And it was made worse when the creators turned out to be ugly rednecks! Oh well.

[spykrr7]

3:03

HOLY FUCKING CHRIST KILL IT WITH FIRE

[reykjavikraul]

when profit and material are more important than dreams and people with passion and love... u get no

[MrDamienGallagher]

Americans....unique in their own way.

[jammy2600]

am i the only one that went WHAT THE FUCK? at 0:21

[slappycider]

@jammy2600 LOLOLOL "HEUAHEHIHEUEHEHEH yeah....."

[notat22]

@jammy2600 hahaha I thought the same thing!!

[notat22]

But they seem like honest down to earth people. I wish them luck

[shrew246]

yeah I think when your car get plowed into by a 4x4 it'll have a little more force then a fat guy whacking your car with a stick lol

[tissotmotogp88]

My god that smile....

[6thHorseMan]

2:44 is the smile

[Germeka]

That was touching. :(

If I was in the jury I would vote no because honestly, their invention isn't that good, but I would probably hate myself for the rest of the day.

[pervertepi]

@Germeka well, it wasn't that good, I'll probably would say no too, but I would say yes if this were American Cute People...

sorry my english is not very good

[seonvittumeitsi]

i dont get why this is touching, i wouldnt touch that lady with a stick!

[jasper561996]

They made me cry :(

[junkyturd]

Really now, they would have to make a mold of what, a million different cars to protect!? and where would towing company's store them all? Retarded invention, sorry!

[SSat155]

This has got to be the most bizarre PSY-OPS, ever.

[elrob2k]

America. Fuck yeah.

[elrob2k]

5:19

[nerdStarwars]

2:10

[nerdStarwars]

0:21

[MrGENOCIDEGeorge]

Was she smiling or crying? I couldn't fucking tell.

[titaniumweasel]

"I say no to you"

"I can't accept your no"

"I'm sorry robert, I have to say no"

"OK"

[ReaverX07]

They may not be the most sophisticated people, but at least they were trying to contribute to society in a positive way. Can't say that for many people who are more sophisticated, so I say they deserve kudos. A refined version of their concept ought to be mandatory equipment for tow companies, frankly.

[drzaco55]

@ReaverX07 Cheers i dont think i could have said that better my self.

[Verdunity]

Who thought she looked like a guy with a wig?

[darklucky16]

she gotta stop smiling

[acarlisl]

Actors...

[duellegend71]

1 minute ago

im thinking that the blond hair wife was once a man dew to the voice she has ethier that or she has been smoking up som serious crack and is a danger to the staff and shouldnt be allowed on the show

also the best friend isnt really a friend if he tosses her a a coat keys and a cell phone good job man oppose to o iuno calling the ambulance your self instead of making a petrified lady who fell 40 feet that may have been cripled to do it herself

[Zipito06]

1:59 "Mutha fucka I mean business"

[aminmontrose]

I think you're all so hostile and show little compassion. When he says "I love you my little buddy" I teared up. These are two people who, albeit not the most worldly, or cultured individuals, love each other - and I think that all your posts saying "they are ugly" or "they are stupid" proves that the world is becoming quite an unfriendly place.

[nerdStarwars]

@aminmontrose I was going to say, perhaps its things going on in Liberia, or Palestine.. or Haiti, or south, west, north Africa or Pakistan or Iraq, or Iran, Afghanistan, North Korea, Arizona, or pretty much 99% of the world would prove that the world is quite an unfriendly place.. But no, you're definitely are right, its the people who dont appreciate the american poor that prove it...

[XenovannHellwolf]

@aminmontrose Uh howd you get the quote wrong when the videos right there to watch?

[StapleGunMS]

@aminmontrose I completely agree with you up until the last sentence. This world has always been unfriendly. The internet has just exposed it.

[elvensbane]

@aminmontrose Welcome to the internet..

[migueche20]

@aminmontrose The world has BEEN an unfriendly place. Where have you been?

[garybeharrie]

@aminmontrose ... succinctly put!

[Hyde1415]

@aminmontrose Becoming? Becoming? BECOMING AN UNFRIENDLY PLACE? Motherfucker this world has: Racism, Genocide, Serial Killers, Serial Rapist, and 100's more ungodly horrible shit thats been around since the beginning of time. So fuck you and take your hippie shit elsewhere.

[QbanProductions]

@Hyde1415 And it's because of negative lowlifes as you that the world is such a place. Lighten up dude...

[Hyde1415]

@QbanProductions How about you Darken up bitch the world is fucked and you're living in fucking happy land. So suck my dick bitch.

[QbanProductions]

@Hyde1415 U mad bro?

I suggest you leave your bullshit Dragonball animes and step out to the real world and do something about this "fucked" up world then or atleast make the best out of it. I'm happy I live a joyful life in ignorance. Life is too damn short to be walking around angry and bitter. It's just pathetic...

[Hyde1415]

@QbanProductions Really u mad bro? How about this bro suck my Goddamn dick and get the fuck outta here with you're shitty ass music. I am helping motherfucker I don't see you going to Africa and feeding children I dont see you fuckin giving money to charities. I don't see you joining the Peace Corp. Where the fuck were you bitch?

[QbanProductions]

@Hyde1415 I did donate to Africa and I donate monthly to a few organisations. I didnt join the Peace Corp because I have a job and dont have time to. And I highly doubt you did all that with your fucked up attitude. You are just a fucking lowlife who is mad at the world because of your own fuckups. Stfu...

[Hyde1415]

@QbanProductions Who are you to tell me what I've done? You don't fucking know me and you don't know what I do in my personal life. So don't judge me and go fuck yourself.

[Hyde1415]

@QbanProductions and talk about not helping people. I actually left this country to go help people while you sat on your couch to preach your positive bullshit. How about you go out there and help people yourself you ass.

[QbanProductions]

@Hyde1415 Because I dont want to waste my time on it. I have my work, life, girlfriend, family and everything here. There will ALWAYS be poverty, war and other fucked up stuff. I atleast try to help by donating, I got enough money for that.Maybe there will be a time in my life when I go join a movement to help others but that time isnt right now. I've got enough things to handle righ now. I highly doubt you were to any big help with that attitude of yours. Its not like you spread positivness.

[Hyde1415]

@QbanProductions Helping people is a waste of time now? Wow you are an asshole.

[Devngel]

wait... couldn't I just take off the armor and trash the car?

[snipesnrifles]

2:57 english fail

[DOTKIX]

spent 5$ at the casino...high rollers!

[UFOdisclosure1]

I invented water that can boil

[unrealshrimp]

@UFOdisclosure1 BRILLIANT!

[UFOdisclosure1]

@unrealshrimp

Thanks ;)

[HavePenisWillButtsex]

Honestly I think they could probably market this, depending on the cost.

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@ 3:34 suuuure she "fell". lol jk. i bet if she died, ppl would think he killed her.

[wildzeromadness]

Let'r'downnn.

[luckynumber58]

i dont think it was emotional enough

[FloMonKish]

A bizarre and intriguing relationship they have those two..

[shr14]

does she have down syndrome??



[nani1962]

he pushed her

[minoshman1]

I ranned it over in a car

[wildzeromadness]

@minoshman1 You're crazy, man. World class crazy.

[jetliigor]

If this was invented after 2006, this guy can get sued for patent infringement. There already is an invention like this used for cars and the inventor has a patent on it which expires within the next few years. But if this guy on this show profits from his invention and the original person who holds the patent finds out then the patent holder will have a clear win win case.

[hisssyffffit]

Wayne's world, party time!!! C'mon, I cant be the only one who sees Garth here??? :)))

[MLGxtremeRS]

Plastic has never been more plastic, DUH it's plastic.

[flavoredwallpaper]

She's totally friend-zoned.

[XB0XFR34K]

when the camera zooms in on christine's smile, i die a little..........

[rino03b]

too bad

[Lethalis1234]

at :22 - :24 wtf? just i mean WTF?!

[1danyol1]

@Lethalis1234 really, you're gonna make fun of someone for having a mental disability? please get a life

[WTFGiordan]

@Puuta13

everytime a unicorn dies.....she smiles

[Puuta13]

Everytime she smiles an unicorn dies.

[HashishUno]

3:05 looks like something from tim and eric awesome show

"i did the craziest thing"

i ranned it over with a car"

ROTFLMAO

[batmanbeer]

@HashishUno

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahahahaha!!!!! I noticed that too.

[phillyhippie]

she has the most... most awkward smile i've ever laid eyes on

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

1:35 you know if she died everyone would think he killed her

[Skydivingkittens]

So he randed over with a car?

[nschetrit]

"came from the casino"..."spent about five dollars" HAHAHA

[InsertNameHere145]

Why the hell is he sweating so much?

[hamsterluber]

2:11 lolololol my ass offff

[goodvideos101]

LOL "Chris, here's my jacket! but the car keys, cell phone, things like that were in there"

[dainbranage]

bit of an overly dramatic story. If only life was like that.

[redmastif01]

whats with the girl...

[limosince2007]

oh my god, that woman is such a retard XD

[jujuto1]

0:35: Sweaty McSweaterson...

[TuRdSandwitch18]

pure cheese, which is probably also their diet

[inferno1217]

I think they're bullshit. This story is probably a fucking lie.

[UndercoverTree]

Their Cute(:

[drphil26]

You know it isnt that terrible of an idea

but the woman shouldn't be there it at all, all she does is just kill the moment

[Vleesball]

hahaha is this parody :p loled so hard

[sybo59]

1:14 Oh yeah I'd hit that. With MY TRUCK.

[thornhead1994]

I though this was so damn sweet.

I don't really understand the large amounts of hate coming from the comments, but whatever.

[Mythlover133]

That woman sounds like a man.

[alecaf89]

that lady has down syndrome

[ShinyToyGuns101]

@alecaf89

You're a dumb ass, dude.

[braigus09]

lol she looked like my mom!

[bodysnatcher0421]

"Show me your truck"

What a player

[suckanow]

Regardless of how stupid they made those people look, that's a really good idea. I bought a car dolly recently an keep finding rock gouges out of the tow vehicles hood and bumper caused by rocks kicking up from the back tires of my truck. Is there a way to get a hold of these people I wonder?

[TheUndert0ker]

man this show is fucking brutal! does ABC edit it like this?

[CH3BURASHKA]

What a beautiful smile...

[TuPP3]

"I can't accept your no"

"That's how it is"

"I understand, sir"

[HighVoltage135]

very sad

[madmike1414]

That fat guy in the middle is a prick.

[tiramisu327]

i love that scene where hes shit hammering the car and they are playing soft music in the background

[nicci404]

wow, all these negative comments about the couple. They are happy together & love each other very much... that is what matters. At least they are not divorced like the majority of couples in the US.

[b3d00]

@nicci404 they will be.

[Danoguy69]

I'm going to puke

[Kuroxan]

A couple of things

A: Why is this guy coming into the interview looking like ran a marathon?

B: What is with this womans periodic creepy smile?

[llieske]

@Kuroxan A: he doesn't look like a marathon runner. B: she got brain damage from the fall he talked about.

[ImaginaryLegion]

:) nice couple

[teoman2730]

ahahahhahahhahahaha

ahahahahahahahahhaahahahah

aahahahahahhahah

ah ohhh shiit did u see his wife smile

holy shit i mean wtf

2:45

[llieske]

@teoman2730 she's brain damaged you fuck asshole ass fuck!

[McKye1]

this is fuckin awesome

[esquimalt1]

i thought it was a good invention. oh well

[Ronin27x]

2:57 "I Ranned it over with the car"

[abkmf]

Great invention! Go inventor.

[harrychronikjr]

i'm guessing the fall messed her up, looks like some brain damage.

[MegaPrinceoflove]

y this is a geat inventor

[brianandandancealot]

i mean 3:30

[brianandandancealot]

3:28 wost smile ever!

[CockpumpVideo]

I can't accept your no......lol

[sckryde]

God Bless America.

[runescape6464]

Girl looks like a guy with a wig

[max8987]

@runescape6464

It's Mrs. Doubtgotlaid

[ccricers]

The wife's voice sounds like Mo Collins' characters on MadTV