Pills 101 Vicodin Xanax Valium Percocet Sexy SYLVIA DOUCHE teaches you how to organize your meds!

[nickiminajrocks1000]

Awesome.........Sylvia douche is awesome

[BoboLee1969]

This is going to be me when I am older!

[wilsonwater]

"It works dammit, and that's what matters to me." "Nobody knows pain you're in but you." - Touche! Here's to pills!

[mirabella1987]

You never know when your going to need it....probably in about a hour....hahahahaha

This is great....I laughed my ass off!!!!

[mirabella1987]

You never know when your going to need it....probably in about a hour....hahahahaha

[theuniversalsickness]

hahahahahaha this is great!

[hottgyal25]

Hilarious!

[beeferetown]

Grandma I thought you said you will stop showing off your collection of your stash. By the way I ran out of xanax bars can you give me a few? I'll give them back when my doc refills mine.

[SCrewheadish]

YAY!



[LostTwillville]

Maybe they should make a quadruple pill chopper for ya.....

[TheMycophile]

I understand what you're doing here and I hope that people see how this is tongue in cheek,but so close to the truth.

The irony is that when you become dependent on painkillers and Benzo's you DO need a pill box.This shit stuffs with your memory and you don't have to be old to forget where you're at with your doses.I'm withdrawing from the "Crack" of Benzo's and it aint no walk in the park!It has stuffed up so much of my adult life.I was PRESCRIBED Xanax without being informed. Withdrawal=HELL.

[AnaCalories]

thats great.

[koricanprez]

You don't want to cut yourself with that. It might hurt.

[TheNetkoDrugi]

I would like to have you as a friend.

[achemachew]

You are such a dear Sylvia! I know my benzodiazepines and I like Valium because it lasts longer than Xanax!

[wannabesedated00]

@achemachew xanax is horribly over rated, nothing quite like a first generation benzo like diazepam

[nmatavka]

@wannabesedated00 Agreed... but I'd pick Librium over Valium any day. Much more subtle.

[youngsexynerd]

umm, we should hang out!!!!!!

[stacks6969allday]

if eminem seen this he would probably get scared as fuck he would be like no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[Jeffluvs80s]

Its been a long time. Since I have seen what you have been up too. oops!

[BrittanyDEAD]

i fucking love this old lady lol

[timmaniga1]

You know how every pill head has their little rituals when they do their pills? Well whenever I get a fresh shipment, I always watch this video....It makes me so happy, because me and Sylvia have soooo many pills to consume!!! Love you Sylvia

[1670tsmith]

would like to get xanax from u

[TheRealDeal848]

THIS OLD WOMEN HAS STYLE LOL ROCK N ROLL

[MrMetometo]

Sylvia stink

[wolfwilkins]

Jew Junky

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[gregsmusic1]

@RxCityMeds01 i hear that this is not even real

[memuzzi1]

It must be an American thing. Didnt find it very funny.

[evanarke]

@memuzzi1 maybe its not suppose to be ha!

[goigoitoy]

omg i love you SYLVIA DOUCHE!!! awsome video!!!

[iconoclasm12345]

lol@ 4:19 "nothing good' and i dont like child proof caps either. and yah, thumbs up for flippas

[EclipseAgency]

Always remember: The warning labels regarding alcohol are just "serving suggestions". :P

[Coasterdude02149]

@EclipseAgency They're just trying to scare us...they don't want us feeling too good. To hell with them-we wash 'em down with a nice drink :)

[N1ck1Sk123]

do you know whats good for Anxiety?if you lick my butt hole ha

[SylviaDouche]

@N1ck1Sk123 The day you are old enough and able to grow hair on your ass - I will hook you up with a midget I know in downtown Cleveland. She is into that thing and you would get along so well with her. Her name is Myrna. She loves gummy bears.

[Globodyne]

LOl

[sikdogs63]

Sylvia ill trade you Xanax for Oxycontin

[gutterculture]

thanjyou sYLYVIA, i will go n organize my pills right away!

[rainbowdustin]

she cracks me up.

[SylviaDouche]

If I have over 50K viewers for this video, I should have 50K friends on Facebook damn it!

[Asswhataasiwat]

I LOVE PERCOCETS!!!!!

[rainbowdustin]

funny as hell

[hollisteradvertize]

sylvia you are so awesome, i love u can you come to my house and give me some pills pleaseeeee

[Pulsarsin]

jokebrains

[barrebabyugk4life]

anyway.she finally "kicked it" and after she died her shildren put all of her shit up for sale" LMAO...this lady is hillarious!

[raymondswitser]

TALL TO SMALL I LOVE IT!!! PRINCESS IS HIGH!!!

[grabau1]

@raymondswitser

LMAO

[philip21786]

Pain medicine is the way to go. Fuck xanax and all the shit that makes you crazy.

[mamahinojosa]

HAHAHAHAHAHA This is effen CLASSIC!!! ROFL! This video made me miss my "Scooby Snacks" ;)

[rubent100]

What is street price for vicodin 5/500?

[SylviaDouche]

@rubent100 Hey now - we have to remember that because of legal reasons this is all strictly SATIRE and not to be taken as a serious instructional video.  It is listed under the category of comedy.

[81410343]

Cute video

[horseluv4life]

"It works for me damnit" ! LMFAO

[13l4CK]

wow... can u like... mail me some of those pillz??

[SylviaDouche]

@13l4CK I do not want to end up dealing with the heat...the fuzz...the man...so I cannot mail pills, honey. Sorry to rain on your narcotic parade!!!

[13l4CK]

@SylviaDouche lol i was joking,

its because u have like crazy loads of it,

im like ""holy crap, can u hook me up with some?"" lol

but in a jokingly way... i mean i wouldnt MIND if u did happen to hook me up lool..

[SylviaDouche]

@13l4CK I love your spunk! I do go through so many pills..my poor liver.

[mrswartz]

@SylviaDouche you shouldnt drink, it will kill you

[tribunalfunk]

This is great, great GREAT!!

[timothy0729]

funny!

[timothy0729]

funny!

[Cynthialovebusiness]

I have the perfect solution for those who dont have any Medical Insurance at this present time. My name is Cynthia, and I have a brother in law that could supply you with your medication with (No Prior RX) If you intrested please send me a message and I could refer you to him, inorder for him to assist you with your needs.

Thanks!!!

[Cynthialovebusiness]

Hi Honey,

I seen your post on here and I decided to write you a quik message to let you know that I could be able to help you with your issue if you want. I have the perfect solution for those who dont have any Medical Insurance at this present time. My name is Cynthia, and I have a brother in law that could supply you with your medication with (No Prior RX) If you intrested please send me a message and I could refer you to him, inorder for him to assist you with your needs.

Thanks!!!

[eenic73]

lol good stuff!!!!

[mrod2976]

I have the norco 10´s watson brand 853 yellow ones at 4.50 a piece & perc´s 10´s too at 4 bucks a piece. for those intrested send me an email thats in my profile. click on my user name to go in.

[mrod2976]

I have the norco 10´s watson brand 853 yellow ones at 4.50 a piece & perc´s 10´s too at 4 bucks a piece. for those intrested send me an email thats in my profile. click on my user name to go in.

[alanburns]

anyone wanna buy any vals send me a msg on here :)

[syncstation]

Oh. I am in a lot of pain. Lucky I just found a secret stash of Vallies from late last year :o))

[MrChentrell1990]

damn where you got that fat Chiwuawa, cute!

[Techn9nefan816]

LMAO THE DOG GOT ONE!

[sooseo]

Ur so sexy we should organize together

[mtfune]

THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!

[xmyzplease]

LOL!

[pornoslut]

hahahaha I loved it !!

[klk1900]

i love this and ive never said that on a video

[MrFlemball]

fuckhead

[llonia]

no body knows how much pain yor in but you sooooo true

[scryerofold]

I like your style!

[definemaybe]

martini's r drugs fool

[PhxVanguard]

I love Sylvia Douche!!!

[rockonmyfriend]

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[bluelightman77]

YOUR CRAZY !

[SylviaDouche]

Thank  you for increasing the overall count for my text comments! Thanks to your mental disability I just earned even more money! God bless you Tiny Tim.

[bluelightman77]

YOUR CRAZY !

[bluelightman77]

YOUR CRAZY !

[bluelightman77]

YOUR CRAZY !

[bluelightman77]

YOUR CRAZY !

[SoUUtube2222]

lol.. ooo god lol

[sarah8504]

...lmao... this cracked me up

[Thoughtfulguy68]

Sylvia! -I posted a comment a few weeks ago but you did not post it. I am a big fan of the official sylviadouche website. Recently, every time I try to visit your site, I am re-directed to a search for "douche", then, when I click on the link to your site, I get a message that says the site may no longer exist. Has anybody else encountered this problem? Do you know about it? I don't think its my browser because I have been a regular visitor and you are bookmarked! Michael

[PhxVanguard]

"and an open mind god dammit! nobody knows what pain you're in but you."

best!!! love it!!

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

we should ALL have as much vicodin as we want. THis world would be sooo much better and pain free!!

[cameron91101]

Sign my PETITION for RITE-AID med bottles they ROCK!

[cameron91101]

SIGN my petition 4 RITE-AID med bottles they ROCK!

[BSacchetti13]

I HATE child proof caps! You could die befor you get the bottle open.

[partywithyou]

See that!? I LIKE THE FLIPPAS!!!

[crazyj74]

SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY, U NEVA KNOE WEN UR GONNA NEED IT.......PROLLY IN ABOUT A HOUR, hahahhahaah

[Thoughtfulguy68]

That is definitely a Sylvia Cameo!

[crazyj74]

HAHAHAHAHAHa

[XANAX2MGS]

the DEA is working hard to busts people , who get extra pills per month ..plus marijuana bending machines . they dont like obama and his laws on legal use of mota chronic weed yummy lol , i love oxycodone 10/650mgs

[1PunchHomocide]

they are prob trying to bust people to sell pills... you barely EVER get more then you suppose to in a script.

[ticks4ticks4]

I like the 10/325's!

[ifuckedurgf]

the only opiates being taken off the market are the ones that contain tylenol...oxymorphone,hydromor­phone,oxycontin, morphine do not contain tylenol

[Thoughtfulguy68]

That's good because Tylenol is bad for your liver :)

[ticks4ticks4]

There is still Vicoprofen!

[vacuumnose]

where is the shit in dallas]

[vacuumnose]

where is some good shit in dallas hook you up with suboxone need a hook for something

[vacuumnose]

i need some shit in dallas if anyone can help me out give you some suboxone if you can

[valiumdreamZzZz]

blow some Heroin and you'll never want pharmaceuticals again.

[cameron91101]

Well said and with the H u wont even need the benzos bettr than taking all those meds healthier on ur liver 2

[bbs327]

Quaalude beats the shit out of all this garbage!

[XANAX2MGS]

i love oxycontin plus xanax 15 yrs here im only 38 yrs of age too , plus i love somas

[XANAX2MGS]

i heard oxymorphone and oxycontin and vicodin is being taken off the market ,,,all because of tylenol stupid huh because it too bad on our liver ...well over the counter shit is bad too lol no point the fda has i see

[dtpbael]

not gonna happen.

[BoeingBonkers]

Hey Sylvia how about we get together sometime and pop a few valium and get our freak on? :P

[katsmeo]

LOL, get your "freak on.." LOL :P

She's hella funny first time watched this.

Crazy.

[wbemyfriend]

I love you youre so cool. Im on Valium just got a script today and my doctor says to have one a day but I have 10 and I like it alot, very inspirational video thank you.

[ticks4ticks4]

Hope you got the blue, ten milligram pills! Enjoy!

[motormadhead13]

watch out for the terrifying withdrawels from valium my friend its 10 times worse than coming off heroin-im serious my friend be aware before its too late!!!

[cameron91101]

Im nevr comn off them so wheres the worry i waste more time tryn to get clean its more miserable than just excepting what is where all gonna die someday anyway who gives a fuck just enjoy and when it ends it ends

[jenlovesro]

Love the new little captions you added on, "BOYCOTT WALGREENS....!" lmao...This is STILL BY FAR my fav video of you...still cracks me up everytime!

[Silveryback]

Oh man, this was AWESOME! This woman would make the coolest freakin' grandmother I could ever image.

"Aw, you had a fight with your parents again, Jill? I'll bet it's your damn father's fault, I still don't understand why my dear sweet daughter married a putz like him. But here you go sweetie, take a Vicodin and, oh, have a Valium too, and you'll be peachy in just a few minutes, okay sweetheart? Grandma just hates to see you so sad, especially when you're only 13 years old." I envy Jill.

[SylviaDouche]

You are too sweet! I will tell my grandson what you said...I love his little heart to pieces. We just discovered yesterday that he can wear his left shoe on his right foot and his right shoe on his left foot and go through a whole day of school with no troubles. We are thinking it may help get him into the Navy.

Fact: My daughter cannot pick men. Last one she brought home was a tobacco picker from West by God Virginia. Follow where I am going here honey?

[cameron91101]

Not if i was her grandson she wouldnt b in those moods after my visits.

[bigsxy99]

sylvia what does xanax do exactly?

[SylviaDouche]

Oh honey it is for an anxiety and supposed to help calm you down. But I am not a medical doctor or nurse or anything in that field so don't listen to me. Google it for even more information. Smooches!

[socraticus]

Sylvia, have you ever tried Opana, or do you stick to the good ol' Vicodin, Percocet, Valium, Xanax, et al?

[SylviaDouche]

Oh funny you mention that! I just started Opana and Opana ER this week! I LOVE IT! Oxymorphone is amazing and the only thing I dislike is the price. It is such an expensive drug! 

What about you angel?

[JONK1NG]

Opana? ive been around the block on a couple pills but am uninformed on this...please do tell

[ticks4ticks4]

Opana (immediate release, IR--for "acute pain"--such as headaches!) tablets; a well as Opana ER (extended-released tablets). This is oxymorphone HCL, a potent, Schedule II, narcotic analgesic (pain-reliever).

[jazzhopin]

Oxymorphone can be great for pain Relief. However like Dilaudid you can get a tolerance to it pretty quick. Unfortunately most people i know find it rather weak despite being a class two narcotic and shoot it. Personally i wouldn't fuck with it.

[cobb864]

I've took Oxymorphone a couple of times and I never feel it all. If I do feel anything it's very slight and almost not noticeable out all. I've heard many people say that it's very, very intense if you shoot it and that shooting it is the only way to feel anything out of a Dilaudid. I've never shot a pill however and I never plan on shooting a pill so I can't properly give any information.

Surprisingly, the weaker narcotics such as percocet are much stronger than oxymorphone. Word, mane!

[Wankachocho]

@cobb864 all that percocet is is oxycodone

[xxdjsethxx]

LOL I must admit that was pretty damn funny. I love my xannies my self =X

funny thing is I am some-what addicted to Lunesta now and end up having to take one during the day sometimes, as it seems to boooost me or sumfin. Guess it was all that meth/xtc/coke I did when I was younger.. bah!@

[SylviaDouche]

I am building up a resistance to the xannies like Kirstie Alley is to vegetables. I don't know what to do but take more I mean, what's a girl to do?

[jshoup]

Wash them down with champagne

[JONK1NG]

throw in a methadone or two. Great combo...maybe a couple brews too

[Slaughterhouse0Joe]

Fucking hilarious. Brilliant. "Nobody knows"...

[SylviaDouche]

See comment below. They don't!

[sneazeanus]

lol no body knows what pain your in but you true that ;]

[SylviaDouche]

It is so true. Unless someone has been in pain like you are, they will have NO empathy towards you. They think that a Tylenol will help and they are wrong! SONS OF BITCHES!

[narcoze]

hhahah is this from the jerky boys?

[Elcooter666]

WHUR ALL DA PEELS AT BAYBEE

[THESUNISOUTTODAY]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

[THESUNISOUTTODAY]

This is the funniest video i have ever seen!!!! Love it!!!

[Coasterdude02149]

ROTFLMAO! Thank you for making me laugh-I needed this.Sorry you lost the Vicodin down the vent-I think I have one or two I'll swap you for a few Valium?

[THESUNISOUTTODAY]

This is the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaso19]

how did you even get your way to get those things? it took me awhile to get some amphetamines but tell me what you said to your doc? pm me or something im most interested lol byes

[cbc15156]

i love you. i wish u were my mom cuz i know ud be oh so kind as to share those with me and i hope princess is ok from that pill she swallowed! and good call on the martini

[cyb6666]

ok u kill ur liver!! u will die from liver failure if u mix benzos and alchahol, FACT ur either very stupid, or hired by the FDA, whatever u should be banned for ur lethal misinformation, or b put thru withdrawel, which at ur ripe age, will kill u, wake up coffin dodger, i 4 1 hope u suffer

[Thoughtfulguy68]

Hey cyb6666, this is comedy!!! :))

[iloveblago2]

The part about the Vicodin and the friend from bingo is the best.

[bluegurl99]

isn't it four words??? Hmm, anyway....this guy sucks. Now put my aunt Bonnie up on here and this would be sum funny shitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaa!!hhhhhhhhhhhhhhk

[SylviaDouche]

I didn't include the word, "pig" so you are right if you start there. I am aware the individual clearly lacks any kind of grammar and it truly should read: Two words pig: __ __ __. I put a spell on him anyway...an old curse if you will. Oh, I have my ways. Aunt Bonnie! Sounds sweet!

[jknutson09]

I get 8 perk 10's a day! and get refills every month!

[SylviaDouche]

Oh that is coming soon for me!  That is over 200 EVERY month!!! I am guessing you go to a pain center and have a wonderful doctor. Mine comes in the room and tells me I am gorgeous and smell good and he gives me a kiss on the cheek before he leaves...oh yes, oh yes. Now he just cannot move or die on me..he is PERFECT!

[SylviaDouche]

Yeah, the cop bit is still one of the funniest comments on here...SOVIET SPY! 2 Lortab? And the 10's are the good ones honey! Be careful and enjoy the warm, comfy, cozy feeling that comes with them. I just had my Vicodin refilled - 168! 10-325 AKA Norco. Oh, Happy Day!

[diviously123]

Lol@the "cop"!! Even if it were a cop; which I despise, what the hell man?? This shits hilarious and I'm on 2 lortab 10/500's RIGHT NOW BITCH!!!

[rich4480]

whoever the cop is...GO FUCK YOURSELF.

[SylviaDouche]

I like you! I have yet to hear from Mr Detective...LOL

[madcuzimFLAGRENT]

do you think you are even a little funny?

[SylviaDouche]

Oh, pumpkin...you poor thing. It is not for me to decide but for the people. Read the comments as they speak for themselves. If you don't like my style of comedy then go watch Oprah or play in heavy traffic. Good bye, and sorry to see you are mad. Smile! Jesus loves you!

[savrino3]

wow lucky all thos pill pass me some!!

[Thoughtfulguy68]

Sylvia, I just met you and I love you! I've been forwarding this video around to friends and family. I'm looking forward to visiting with you again real soon!

[SylviaDouche]

Oh, thank you sweetheart! You are such a peach. I am happy you like my video and my work and am in the processof making more videos. PS: I love you too!

[Gthangorangatang]

that's a huge bottle that really tall one

[nanaonthepewter2009]

Hey Detective Mr. Korner, you can't be serious!?!?

Sylvia is a comedian, she doesn't do drugs, give her dog drugs or trade or sell drugs.

She makes people laugh. Maybe you should not come to the comedy section if your going to take this all so serious. I have seen WAY worse things on you tube than this video.

I think you are a fake wanna be cop.

[emko8816]

best ahha.. im jealouseee

[lexyota]

"I need this one to function." Ahahahahaa, I love Sylvia.

[youandmetube27]

Oh!! and Sinatra in the Background is Brilliant!!

my kinda peeps!

[youandmetube27]

MASTER!! (bows in humility!!) I'm not WORTHY!! LOL!!

This is FUNNY SHIT!

I know this is probably info you already have...but check out jim hogshire...pills a go go...you remind me of him! LOL!

[mtfune]

xanax and vicodin works for me-- you must already be lit-up!!!lol

[joeinferno23]

does grapefrit juice increase the effect of valium?

[ticks4ticks4]

Yes, makes you feel more high/"drunk like". There is a certain liver enzyme involved in the metabolism. One could try some 10 mg's with some freshly cut grapefruit (add Sweet & Low), or Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice.

[phxsuns111]

HAHAHA funny shit i loved it

[madcuzimFLAGRENT]

your tryin to hard dude. but yeah. 2 vics a blunt and a beezie= a good night

[chrisonegative]

coke is it...pills are for jews

[madcuzimFLAGRENT]

coke is for idiots who like to get fiendish and have there heart explode