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  • You couldn't have said it any better. I work at albertsons too man. I know how it feels.

  • Haha I also hate it when people stand too close to me when Im bagging and trying to get the bags off of me before Im even done bagging..Stand back dumbasses! Sheesh

  • lol I'm one of these. I totally empathize.

  • u touch ur face alot...fag.

  • WOOP WOOP SHOW EM WHOSE BOSS im a courtesy clerk at frys bahaha

  • i am a courtesy clerk at pavilions (part of safeway) and basically this video just described my life word for word "we've been doing cart runs since the break of dawn, we know the weather patterns"

  • yeah i just got a job as a courtesy clerk and they got me pullin carts, cleaning some stuff, bagging, returns and shitt but i cant complain, its a job. its all for that paycheck

  • haha love it. gonna be a courtesy clerk tomorrow lol

  • @lonerwolf2010 GOODLUCK!

  • @Galaxiebaker Yeah, this is on the West Coast, and I am currently on the East Coast, where I have yet to find a grocery store that has courtesy clerks.

  • hmm im one too but i dont have to clean shit i hate doing carts when its so fucken hot i actually like talking to my customers most of them are nice

  • Man dude I feel you I have Social Anxiety Disorder and it really wears me out when I have to talk to these jack ass customers. And theres always that one old person who's going to talk shit because he's an asshole. Anyways Fuck Slaveway thanks for the paychecks so it's not all bad.

  • i love driving mart karts back in ! :D

  • @Ps3capt The karts are awesome!!! =]

  • Wow, you are really a douche bag, I won't be shopping at Albertsons any time soon.

    Also you don't think talking about the weather is just to avoid an awkward silence?

    Also my boyfriend is a courtesy clerk and he rarely complains, much less throwing a bitch fit like THIS. Get over yourself you're getting paid.

  • i work as a clerk  at superstore , and i enjoy it ..alot of fun ..if u do the things we can at our store;

  • ugh doing the slave work for the store sucks... you clean, fetch stuff, bag, bring carts, put up with stuck up customers and idiot checkers and coworkers...bottle rooms are nasty...avoid lazy checkers who call for CC to bag 5 items... the mart carts are fun to ride

  • I've been a courtesy clerk for two years. And I completely disagree with this shit. I'd prefer a spill before 7pm, that way I don't have all the idiot customers walking all over the spill in resulting to sticky dirty footprints everywhere causing more cleaning. Second, the small talk one... You whiny bitch, I though you would've had a better rant than that one. Third, the martcart, wow you really are an idiot.... When were the one having to bring those back into the store, it's like taking a br

  • FUCK BEING A COURTESY CLERK FOR ANY GROCERY STORE! I FEEL LIKE A SLAVE :/

  • better hope your manager dont watch this....

  • "Dont ask or tell me to smile while I'm bagging your groceries, I get paid to be here not to serve you." ~Me

  • iv been a courtesy clerk at Kroger for 9 months now and its the worst job i ever took. taking the interview was probably the biggest mistake i ever made since the job is just flat out BORING! after like an hour or so of bagging, it gets very old so i just go outside to get a break and stay there for an hour or 2 just to pass the time, usually the managers dont notice me because theyre too busy inside anyway.

  • not really didnt complane lol i was lucky to have a job not to be a sniffling little bitc.. about it if you didnt like it quit?!?!

  • i kinda want to punch you...i'm a courtesy clerk and 1)"don't spill"? WTF!? it's not like it's on purpose! and it's our job, we get PAID to do that 2) "don't talk to me"? that just a little rude and 3) "don't use mart carts"...i have 2 things to say you're crazy becuase when people use those we get to ride them back in to the store and that's the highlight of my day, and it's not for lazy people, it's for people that CAN'T walk around the entire store........

    ...you're making us look bad

  • @mmp2011 1) I have been around grocery more than these people, and have NEVER spilled anything. We barely get PAID at all, so if you clean up the dumb-assery of the public with a TRUE smile and not a fake one through gritted teeth, you rock. 2) Obviously I never say these things to the customer. Trust me, they never know I am completely uninterested in what they are saying. 3) A whole 5mph... nice. Also, I agree, if you can't walk, use a MartCart. However, I notice most people in them can walk.

  • @mmp2011

    Omg. I have no idea who you were a courtesy clerk for, but your obviously crazy if you dont feel the way he does. Im a courtesy clerk and think the exaaact sameee thing all day at work.

    1.) Your running behind on your closing shit (I have a looonnggg list of them btw) and then you have to clean up some huge thing that someone spilled and broke. And then get written up for not finishing your closing stuff.

    2.) Hes absolutly right. Every woman I help out always mentions the weather.

  • @mmp2011 and finally:

    3.) Yeah its my highlight of the day when some person who walked from across the parking lot fine, and then gets in the store and uses the damn mart cart. Then you have to take it out with them and then ride it back inside, and then all the customers think its soooo amusing that your driving it. Oh and think its so funny to say: "Oh slow down speed racer!"

    Yeah. That sounds like so much fun...

  • @mmp2011 we are bad... fucking spill at my store ill kick you out bitch, yeah i agree mart carts are cool cuz we ride them back in. its not like our job is hard just avoid people and slack off, not rocket science

  • i hate being a courtesy clerk more than just about anything, i look forward to school because i only work 2 times during the week, i have had the same 8.5 hour shift every saturday for the last 9 weeks and have worked 8 of the nine sundays that followed. i have no social life anymore, and i work my ass off every day but get paid the same as the slackers..... which is still $0.25 below minimum wage btw....

  • Being a courtesy clerk was the most boring, emotionally draining job I have ever had. Im so glad I don't work at safeway anymore. I mean, how can they pay us minamum wage after all that we do?

    Of all the things that we did, bagging has to the be the worst. 

  • I know you have done this a while back, but seeing as I just saw this, I'd like to point out that you literally just touched on these subjects. I can totally relate to many of things, but to me, there is way more to it then just that. so yeah, good video, I'll have to check in to see if there are more ;)

  • Haha, you've got this shit down to a science.

    I recently got promoted from my courtesy clerk position. Thank god too, because I was contemplating leaving.

  • Dude, I feel ya. I was a courtesy clerk at Albertsons for about 3 years until I joined the military. I remember some guy asking where some chips were when they were literally right behind him on the shelf.

  • is rather be a courtesy clerk than be homeless... lol i worked faster and harder and smile just show people i didnt care, people that i worked with where like omg its raining out there im gonna get wet!!! im ok ill go outside i dont care. needing help out .... so what i liked helping people out.

  • ok i was a Courtesy Clerk for 3 months, i was doing a lot as well. it sucks but oh the fuck well! thats life shit happens be greatful you even have a fucking job!!! its a bitch just trying to find 1 and i have a wife and kid to support. if you dont like it quit! someone else will take it trust me. i liked helping customers, clean up a spill or im my case 3 spills at once, help customers outside, getting carts in the snow rain.... 115 degree heat didnt really bother me... lol it was a break

  • lmao, love this because its true! I just got promoted to grocery clerk at metro!

  • i was a courtesy clerk at raley's for over 2 years. i wanted to but a bullet in my brain like everyday. stupidest fucking job ever..

  • Last night was my first night being a courtesy clerk. at the end of my shift i had bathroom duty lol the guys bathroom was way cleaner than the girls to my surprise some lady had pissed in front of the sink and put the trash can on top of the piss, it smelled like fish in their and ladies hairbands were on the counter covered in ripped out hair so disgusting! women should really be more respectful in their bathroom habbits!

  • @sarg156 Ah, you noticed the same thing. The female bathrooms are often much dirtier than the male bathrooms.

  • @TheAmazingZatch at my store that Im a courtesy clerk at, we only have a customer and staff bathroom. Guess which one is the messiest? That's right. Customers. The other day when I was on the opening shift (7-4) someone shit their pants and threw their underwear in the trash, and it was all over the floor and toilet and trash can. Yeah. Isn't that nice? lol

  • omg taken from my mind. I agree

  • This is gonna be my job, at Safeway if I get accepted! I'm nervous since there's a lot of duties that the courtesy clerks needs to do based on the job description I read.

  • damn kid! do u think being a courtesy clerk is that tough? i have never heard one bitch so much! haha. i mean yeah it has its up and downs but its not so bad that you have to go "educate" the users! damn, if you are watchin this video, he has no clue what he is really talking about!

  • @petaia04 Yea, I really love the dumbasses that come in to the store. You sir obviously are oblivious to what is really going on. I am willing to bet you are one of these types of people I talk about. BAHAHAHA!! Well you got trolled good sir ;)

  • @petaia04

    Yes he does. Courtesy clerks get shit on alot of the time. If it werent' for cc's then people would actually have to do things for themselves in a grocery store. (Hard isn't it?)

  • i hate when people all think the same thing because of sports like getting $300 worth of food when the store only has one bagger up front, THAT one bagger can't take care of 15 people at once , and that includes when each customer has $300 worth of food because that takes a long time to bag and with no other baggers to help out your wasting the baggers time that could be used to bag other orders !

  • @KaisyuVadin i am used to it but there is only so many big orders I can bag without any problems if you keep pileing one after another to the same checkout that the bagger is at , that bagger is going to past out because of so much work in so little time !

  • u hate when people look at shopping carts the ones that are stuck and expect you to fix them like we are handy men and shit. and when your pushing carts and the walk in front of you or behind you.

  • dood your awkward.

    i hate safeway.

  • Oh my god. I've worked as a courtesy clerk for the last year.  Worst job imaginable. We get stuck doing everything no one else wants to do. We get complained about no matter what. And the pay is crap.

  • Courtesy Clerk's do the most work and get paid the least

  • customers are so rude. there's a blog about life of grocery clerks .. mostlygrocery

  • customers are so rude. there's a blog about life of grocery clerks ..

  • I quit my cart pushing job and I am so freakin happy I did. I hate bossy management, we need carts NOW! When you are the only cart pusher there and you are doing carry outs an cleaning up spills. The freakin cart rail is always empty during the holiday and they are constantly on your butt. They never hire enough staff and you have to work stupid hours.

  • i agree with all these statements. i hate working there!!

  • jesus christ napoleon dynamite calm down.

  • If you're gonna bitch about anything. bitch about the rude people who glare at you when you offer help out. or the people who leave there carts on the other side of the parking lot or in the middle of a parking space. or people who leave random things in areas they don't belong. or the shitty drivers in the parking lot that don't give us the right of way and almost run us over.

  • Great, I am glad you assumed I covered everything in one ramblings video. I really hope you don't think that this is everything I have to ramble on about... I could sit there and do the "TV Courtesy Clerk" thing and counter all of those situations easily. Nobody is a perfect courtesy clerk, stop trying (like your previous reply) to make it seem that way.

  • dude you're just bitching. 1. people don't drop and spill things on purpose. it is always and accident and its not that hard to clean up it takes like 5 minutes tops. 2.don't make light conversations with people? wow how rude and angry are you? you're supposed to be courteous.make people smile talk to them. I am a courtesy clerk and I for one don't hate being polite and friendly. 3. dude the store is huge and there are a lot of aisles let the old people use the help the store offers.

  • 1. You are correct. However it doesn't take half a mind to check and see if some carton is busted and of the sort (it does happen, thousands of groceries go through the back-end at any point). Also, It is NOT that hard to clean up, but most people are too embarrassed to tell someone about it, leaving the milk all over the dairy section for someone to slip on and subsequently sue our store, which leaves (dumbly, mind you) my ass at fault.

  • I was one for a year, I know what your talking about. I use to hate it when people would watch SUPER close to my bagging. It just bethered me.

  • I've been a CC for 1&1/2 years and about to apply as another one at a diff store, and i know how much a pain in the ass being a CC is! One thing that's really hard to understand is how most every manager i know doesn't give a damn who you are and all they expect is for you to work much harder than anyone else just to get payed less than everyone else. You'd think because ur making less and working harder than anyone else they'd at least sympathize.

  • Pushing kart in the winter or summer a pain

    No one respect you and the mangers are dicks

  • I hear you man... Us courtesy clerks don't get an damn recognition.  We bust our asses and take shit from literally EVERYONE

  • Yeah... I just got offered a position as C.C. and you have made me rethink even going to the interview... but I guess a job is a job right?

  • Courtesy clerks get no credit whatsoever.

    There's a blog about grocery clerks, it's hilarious. The main guy is a Safeway supervisor I think. 

    mostlygrocery

  • Lol I use to work at albertsons. I remember one time this old lady bought this plant. I asked her if she wanted it in a bag. She said yes. So I put it in one. Then she got all mad saying she didn't want it in one then took it out all rough and broke one of its leafs. LOL My manager laughed about it after the lady left. :)

  • I know just how you feel

  • I'm a CC at safeway and it SUCKS. You are soo right about that stuff. We do the most laborous work and we get the least paid. WTF. And at least you got mart carts! We gotta push the carts with our own hands!

  • same here i mean rly? ive been there for 3 years now, n i still cant undertand y customers r 2 fucking lazy 2 push their own damn carts up 2 the store, i mean its 4 feet from the goddamn store!

  • I've been one since April at a small town grocery store. I agree with you 100%. I also hate when Im asking if they would like paper or plastic, and there are the few customers who interupt you bitterly saying paper. I mean come on! Im a teenager and I know that interuppting people is rude.

  • I've been a courtesy clerk for a couple of months now and I don't agree with any of this :X.

    But then again, we don't have these "mart carts" at our stores.

    but I don't care if I have to do a walk out, talking with people over bagging any day!

    And I haven't done any spills yet :X. So either our store is good or I'm lucky enough never to get them.

    But I do work at Albertson's, and we close at midnight :X. Try having that shift for a few months!

  • Oh, nvm I know what a mart cart is. I don't care if they use it :X

  • I'm a courtesy clerk, and the only thing I hate is when customers are assholes. We do a lot, and please don't complain about bagging or be so picky.

  • LOL I'm with man I was a Courtesy Clerk for a year before I became Cashier mart-carts are annoying they take up your time they get in the most random places they loss battery life because people forget to plug them in and they stop work for no reason what so ever.

  • Do u still work there? I've worked at my store for bout a year.

  • Nah, left for college. I was thinking about re-applying for breaks and stuff, Then I would post more videos, but I don't know if they would take me back after seeing this...If they don't, they don't, if they do, I guess they realize that as much as I bitch I get the job done right.

  • You almose got all the really big ones but you missed the worst one for me, the people who walk in, give you a list, and expect you to do all their shopping for you. Last i checked we have much better things to be doing with our already very busy day

  • I would rather take 60 minutes to help someone shop then spend it cleaning the bottle room... "Sure ma'am the Coffee is on isle one... what's that? We were just there? Oh, I apologize."

    Not that I did this, but the option is open I guess...

  • I'm gonna be a Courtesy Clerk starting Wednesday, just happy that I have a job.

  • i work for kroger its so easy as long as u make your self look busy they leave you alone

  • Ya up here in Washington state we get paid 8.55 per hour.

  • people in California get paid 9.00 but things in the west cost more so it evens out in some way

  • lol yeh im a courtesy clerk in wa

  • I was a courtesy clerk, but I was promoted to cashier. Thank god. I do less work and get paid more.

  • dude a couple days ago i had to clean up a dropped wine bottle at 9:10 it sucked

  • Agreed 100%, Stater Brosfag here

  • i agree with the small conversations...

    umm i actually kinda like helping customers out cause i take my time so i dont have to kill myself inside bagging retarded gorceries

    oh and guess what tips

  • good speach, ha! im a courtesy clerk at vons, it sucks, i just like the people that work with, and well, fuck it

  • I've been a courtesy clerk at Vons for 8 months. Totally sucks. I do a lot of the closings and man, everything you said is just so 110% true, seriously.

  • Dunno what you are talking about... Mart Carts are straight. Wet cleanups any time are fucking gay. Small talk isn't too bad because the cashier soaks up most of it. In general, fuck being a Courtesy Clerk. I bust my ass every time I walk into Kroger, and what do I get in return? 6.55 an hour.... Thanks Kroger! Got a job at Publix as being a CC last week. I'm now working at Publix and making 7.45 an hour, and we're treated much better.

  • i am a cc at kroger i get paid 7.50 and most of the time i do what they ask of me and they leave me alone i like the job its so easy

  • OMG DUDE!!!you nailed it about us courtesy clerks I works for a 24 hour safeway in redwood city and I mostly close but dude you nailed it on the spot about how we are. For 9 bucks an hour the amount of crap that we do and have to put up with is hard

  • Your calmness in the face of customer stupidity is inspiring.

    I tried to formulate a response earlier to go into a few of the other things that piss us clerks off, but hit the 500 character wall not even halfway through... so I had to finish it at my own place. (thatsjustdandy)

    I am always polite to the customers, but damn, are they annoying sometimes...

  • 1:13-1:16 Napolean Dynamite lol!!

  • I agree!!! I work at Albertsons too...The thing that pisses me off the most...When costumers leave carts out in the middle of freaking no where...when there is a cart return spot! or even better...they can just return them to the building!

    Anyways...I think you should include that in your rantings. :)

  • Damn, same here, once I had to get 4 baskets that are 15 stores down from My albertsons

  • i just got hired as a courtesy clerk today at kroger >.>

  • feel kinda sorry for u, i've been a cc for a lil more than a year, sucks!!! ha! try to look for a promotion to another dept

  • HIGH FIVE. But you need to get a job at Kroger. Much better. I got promoted so I don't have to deal with that shit anymore.

  • were the last person everyone sees so make sure you smile and look good cause you leave a lasting image in their memory.

    learned than from the 70's traing video on here..

    what store do you work at... im a CC at safeway in alberta

  • Like I said, these are only my opinions. I would never fail to smile at a customer. True, the last impression of the store is most often the last person, but people these days are so focused on the negative, so that is higher ranked in the "what did I notice about this store" feeling. I hope you would never do anything I describe, this is only to let the non-courtesies know our side.

    I (used) to work at an Albertsons in southern Oregon.

    I quit because I had to go off to college (in NY).

  • high five dude

  • Hey Zatch.

    Customer service is important to a customer fool!!. It helps put money. Customer service come first and also safety.

    This message is clear right!

  • Yes, although I believe that customer service is important, my job with this old video is to explain how stupid people are. I hope nobody would ever actually DO some of the things I am talking about, but they are there to basically make them evident.

    kthxbai

  • Wow so true, I had my first day of a courtesy clerk at the store yesterday and everything in this vid makes sense.

  • im about to start my job of being a courtesy clerk in like 2 days sounds like tough work

  • Too true, bud. Courtesy clerk myself, but i might be a cashier in a month!

  • Thanks!

  • hahaha, this is so unbelievably true. i'm a courtesy clerk at vons, and i hate when lazy people ask me to help them to their damn car. i can understand if they're disabled or old or something, but anyone else who asks for help out just pisses me off.

  • In my eyes, they shouldn't even be allowed to shop...

    I'm glad to hear from a fellow Clerk!

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