CSE Pwnage: Absolute Truth

[DiahRhiaJones]

"creation research team" LOL

[TheSpliffSmoker]

ha "the church"(shot of the vatican) nice try buddy.no dice

[Scrapheap71]

In the begining, I think you missed mentioning that they created a false dichotomy.

[DUTWA03]

"Now some of you are not convinced that this is truth, despite the fact that it claims to be true" BHAHAHAHA Wow that was hilariously stupid.

[twentyinchsoul]

haha, so good. I like

[flamablesteve]

little green anal probes.

that is fucking awesome.

[quezcatol]

keippernicus, when you show vatican and talk about how they (I assume catholics?) denies the evolution, you're just plain wrong, the freaking pope even belived in evolution. their own vatican astronomers who they hired claimed that universe was created 13 billion years ago.

dont compare the vatican today with what some creationist thinks or says.

[eanord4]

haha wow there is so much proof for the big bang, mayi757. the Bible being the proof of Creationism is the epitome of circular logic. we dont have the big bang claiming that it existed and telling us this through a book. we use math. and this is not to say that i am positive that the big bang occurred.

actually i agree that he would get pwnd by hovind in a debate because hovind would repeatedly yell stupid things and overpower him with his irrationality while k-dog tries to be civilized....

[Keippernicus]

@eanord4 K-dog?  I prefer Special K but that's a new one. Thanks for the comment.

[eanord4]

@Keippernicus no probz bro

[lurconis666]

I would like to plug the douche in the orange shirt

[smokingbob34]

"little green anal probes......." Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo

[Keippernicus]

@acceptjesusorburn I don't make it a habit to debate mentally retarded folk.

[blazereef]

@Keippernicus lol that persons name is halarious

[Ututwhynot]

@acceptjesusorburn can u explain in any way how. in order to argue your point to someone you have to have the smallest ammount of evidence, which there is none. also there is no proof that hovind has that can dispute these claims that scientists make, the only real argument is that scientists "dont know". well its ok for them to not know NOW, but they are working on it. you have to start from the bottom and work your way up to the truth, or atleast the most certain you can be of the phenomenon

[Ututwhynot]

@acceptjesusorburn sorry about my english, im sure it sounds a bit dodgey but its my second language, and havent gotten very good at arguing in it, but im sure you can find the meaning there, in the end special K has no evidence, just uses circular logic, which unfortunately some people dont recognize and reguard it as truth. and if that is not clear, SPECIAL K IS A FUCKING MORON JUST LIKE HIS IDIOT FATHER

[mayi757]

.Big Bang subscribers are doing some heavy believing in things that will never be seen or proven. Your theory is no more valid than anyone else's.

[Keippernicus]

@mayi757 You are quite mistaken, and the fact that you think what i can only assume is your 'theory' equates with modern science just shows how little you know about how science/evidence work.

Claiming that a god who *in his own words* believed that the earth was flat doesn't even come close to our understanding of the universe.

[flamablesteve]

@mayi757 Direct observation is not necessary to demonstrate something, and absolute proof is impossible in everything.

The only beliefs involved in accepting the big bang theory is that our reality is real, follows certain laws that can be measured and understood, and our minds are capable of processing information accurately. Those beliefs may be wrong, but if so, nothing can be known with any level of confidence.

Basically everyone on Earth accepts these beliefs tacitly and automatically.

[mayi757]

Keippernicus mentions 'church' meaning the catholic church. Far away from the gospel of God/Jesus and the Bible.

FAIL it's not even necessary. Not only are some atheists going against principles of science they're also oblivious to history.

And, by the way "empirical observations" didnt happen "millions of years ago" therefore, what you claim is real science is still... are you ready?: a theory!

[swordhunter12]

@mayi757 A theory is the highest level of real science. Gravity is still a theory. Try jumping from the top of mount Everest. Then there's the atomic theory. If that is "just a theory" then how do you explain Hirosima?

[maxpolaris99]

Who do these 3 Stooges think they are?

Totally Lame.

[bcm010]

Maybe Eric Hovind has proved evolution is false. He's the exact donkey his Father is.

[PlanetBongoSan]

if eric's sad life proves anything it is that a fundamentalist upbringing can permanently brain-damage your child and should be thought of as child abuse... it really is tragic, poor guys natural love for his dad complelling him to waste his life on the same broken bullshit...

[LoopDeLoopOfHenle]

What can they possibly research at CSE? In what way is Eric Hovind a researcher? Is he a researcher because he pulls out vague quotations from the Bible? Seriously, I want to see some of these CSE research papers. I can't for the life of me come up with something that they could possibly research.

[Keippernicus]

They're actually on the cutting edge of holding contradictory ideas at the same time. It's fascinating really.

[LoopDeLoopOfHenle]

Sounds advanced!

[TheMMaster2007]

Loved your video, I actually did one on exactly the same ermm... 'source material'. You might like it.

Great work! And subbed! :D

[fosgate29]

These back and forth arguments about the God and what not is left for the young. Grow up and realize it all just doesnt matter. Get jobs have a family grow up and then argue about what really matters.

[Keippernicus]

Well I'm sort of stuck in between being young and old, child like in wonder and grown up in responsibility. But, as a husband, father, full-time employee and homeowner I absolutely believe that this is important and I will continue to do what I do for the foreseeable future.

Cheers!

[airplaneking]

I didn't understand the comment he was making about the takes of the video. It was made right after the "absolute truth" comment.

[CarolineATRC]

Are those cum stains on Eric's leg!!! and whats with the magnifying glass at the start, maybe Hovind has a small member

Excellent video

[BornAgain102209]

Can anyone let me know (6:59) why if the bible was written by subjective ppl that in Job 38:16 it says something that only a being with absolute brilliance could know and humans could not

[Keippernicus]

Such as the earth is flat, the sun can "stop in the sky" the moon is a light, insects have 4 legs, pi=3 and shellfish are an abomination?

Short answer: the bible was written by people, men specifically.

[BornAgain102209]

thanks but did you go over Job 38:16? what do you think about it?

[Keippernicus]

"Have you journeyed to the springs of the sea or walked in the recesses of the deep?"

As they say even a blind pig can stumble across an acorn. One hit doesn't excuse a multitude of misses. If there was an allusion to DNA, or the planets not visible with the naked eye, or that the center of the earth is molten iron or something like that you could talk. What else you got?

[cbcurtis85]

Wow. A REAL videotape! :-)

I'm a Christian, by the way. Excellent video.

[TheOddFinn]

By Eric's logic, I will attempt to debunk his logic.

This, and my next statement are true. This logic is fucked up!

[blaghablagha]

okay so the rest is way (like WAY) too long, I'll send it to you.

[blaghablagha]

Yay! finally an evolutionist (i'm assuming) with a sense of humor! 1) good point. what he means is we know we're right (the bible says) but you guys refuse to accept it because you don't like GOD's rules. 1.5) they're actually smart unlike "douche 1". 2) lol. *shrugs* 3) mmm hmm hallelujah jesus! (yes they can when jesus comes down) 4)still a THEORY 5) yes true HOWEVER we cannot understand God or even the universe fully because we are not Him. no amount of experiments will change that. TBC

[fooltard]

3 baggers at the Douche market --- Priceless!

[pilgrimpater]

So these Bozos are talking about objectivity and the actual obrervance of an event to establish truth. The irony is that they want us to believe events that were NEVER witnessed starting from Creation, to the Flood to virgin births and resurrections. I cannot believe that they are not aware of how dishonest they are being.

[soulinite]

Well done! 5/5 and fav'ed!

[g12er]

Good video.

[michalchik]

Lose the prison rape jokes they detract from your arguments.

[heloizyjhenifer]

nah, prison rape ftw!

[damoos]

Well done kipper, these CSE doughballs need as much debunking as possible

[bonzonobeans]

Would my general impression that youtube accounts religious zealots and fundies have a lower subscription rate than PEARLists (stealing TF's term for a sec....) be accurate?

You tube, for all it's various other failings, seems to be one place where the fight for reason is taking a substantial toehold?

Nice video - points well made.

[Danmill23]

Brilliant work dude!

[SexyMelon]

Holy mother of fuck... "Examine it as if it were true... See, now it's true!"

I think this might just be more retarded than whatever Hovind the Father ever said.

[932016]

"some of you aren't convinced even though it claims to be truth despite the fact that it claims to be truth"

i loled so hard.

Examine the bible assuming it is true and you shall come to the conclusion that it is true

LMAO!!

[Widgetas]

How to garner my anger immediately: As a Christian, bring up Galileo to support your argument.

Arseholes.

[Keippernicus]

Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron tried to do that during their debate with the rational response squad and you're right. It gets the blood boiling to see that sort of nonsense.

[Widgetas]

I've only ever seen snippets of that debate. But every time I see the croco-duck wheeled out I'm amazed that the RRS don't slap them silly.

[SucculentJuniper]

lol i went to drdino website and they're selling a video called "help im being taught evolution in my earth science class"

[draagon66]

Good choice of target and you struck 'gold'

Do, please, continue in the same fashion.