My Stoned Kitchen Ep. 1: Cheesy Flip Flips

[Eyerleth]

Sir, I know Hannah Hart, I've watched Hannah Hart, Hannah Hart is a good performer.

Sir, you're no Hannah Hart.

[HedgehogMusic01]

I really wish i could see the time on the stove. i want to see how long it actually took him to make all of this haha

[XtremeCrimsondrummer]

this dude is a hofo sexual... not funny... not sure why but he is not funny... get drunk... stop thinking that filming yourself when your stoned is funny.....

[smartersean]

you need something w/ higher cannabanoid content and lower THC...

[BlankCanvas21]

Dude, this is funny! It's a spinoff from Harto, so what, it was funny. Not high enough, my ass, just because when you smoke you get so baked you can't get your ass off the couch to make a grilled cheese, and a smilkshake doesn't mean everyone is.

[jpprice47]

NEVER walk off camera...

[crybabydouchebag]

........... read a book.

[SpootyOstrich]

I have that blender

[VikiandSanny]

This is very typical stoner cooking, the slow staggering around is classic lol. but mdk really does it better because she edits her videos into short clips, therefor packing a lot more punch into them. Its the inbetween parts that we get bored watching, but good effort!

[Keshimaru]

CHAD MOTHER FKING JONES!!!!!

[dylanlenn]

what's the difference between a fact and a tip? nice reference

[TheBlueRajaAttacks]

Proof that stoners are boring to watch. 

[Treevorwhoo]

We don't have one of those fancy ice maker fridges...we just have one with the door.

[xxXjassmonsterXxx]

were out of orange juice xD

love this guy <3

[playsumskynyrd96]

lol ur so adorably stoned XD

[maceebree]

You are cute, and I like cooking, so I enjoyed this video ^_^

[SuperBieberBaby]

Oh my gosh. I laughed so hard. Lol. Keep.it up! Oh, Youre hot. Too...;)

[gaaraforver13]

Umm.. Most of the time when someone's stoned you can't tell! And did you honestly miss the part were he was obviously smoking? It wasn't that great but eh I'll give it some props!

[Kingofnopantzz]

More like my gay kitchen.

[olol9428]

Are you fucking kidding? Call it my stoned kitchen and you're not stoned for it??? Retard!

[SFNightTripper]

Sorry kid but you missed the point. Being loaded is not what makes Hannah funny. Being funny is what makes Hannah funny.

[stinkytoy]

I didn't think this was so bad! That number of bread slices thing made me laugh hahaha

[bjtomczik]

your parents have a nice kitchen

[britishpartyanimals]

Don't you just love it when you cant find any ice cubes but instead you find all the ingredients for a milkshake?:)

[itseffinsexxitime]

you're definitely not stoned enough to be watchable..

[bleachmyasshair]

A GRILLED CHEESE IS NOT VEGAN

[itseffinsexxitime]

@bleachmyasshair clearly. but in my drunk kitchen she's a vegetarian, maybe he got it mixed up. idiot.

[saiorgirl8]

Pretty chill. Except moist. Ehhhhh. Still icky. Anyway. Mildly amusing, but not so much that my fam woke up cuz I was laffin so hard. And ur pretty cute. So yea. Kbye.

[saiorgirl8]

Ack. Why'd ya hafta go and say moist? Ickkkkk. Lmao

[maromikun]

Flavor ice. Yeahhhhhhh... I love that he goes off and forgets what the hell he was doing. 100% accurate, thumbs up

[BornAUnicorn94]

I watched the whole thing. Because you are attractive. Lol

[crazylatingirl94]

aw you're all such fucking assholes. you all suck donkey testes and should meet up on the edge of a cliff to evaluate your lives. then do the world a favor. I think. just a suggestion.

[emobabyspain]

Awww such a cute fake stoner :p lol cute do more !

[alteezy]

The best part about "My Drunk Kitchen" is substance abuse... and that Hannah is fucking adorable... This lacks in both areas.. Sorry bro. Get high...

[westielover12]

I think he means 20th century

[mona7938]

this makes you look like an overt flamer who stole an idea from my drunk kitchen. you are devoid of creativity.

[xxiloveyouxx420]

I give you props for what you're doing but this makes stoners look boring! You should have gotten higher I think.

[axelmowmers]

I think i just got cancer from watching!

[SkittleRainbowVeins]

I am now pretending i have not watched this......

[SkittleRainbowVeins]

I, pretending

[tdschaller]

This fucking sucked. I don't know what else to say....

[Mjolkmaestro]

If this was really My Stoned Kitchen it'd just be a video of you eating cheese out of the packet for 8 minutes ;)

[TomoSLB]

@Mjolkmaestro hahah i can relate to that

[Honeydump95]

omg guys give him a break, i dont have a problem with this vid at all i think its ambitious....!

[mejia4ever]

dude are gay for real or just wanna be like HANNA????

[drdonkeyrammer]

@phillipmabowl why are you putting my screen name in inverted comma's like its not really my screen name? retard

[drdonkeyrammer]

this is the worst fucking thing that has ever happened to me

[philipmahbowl]

@drdonkeyrammer so sorry to inconvenience you. next time I'll think twice before posting a video, in case "Dr. Donkey Rammer" might not like it.

[Konsumkruemelmonster]

@philipmahbowl I liked it :) your voice is very relaxing

[JediOfTheSea23]

Aww snap!

[philipmahbowl]

@JediOfTheSea23 come to our macaroni party and we'll take a nap

[Exclamation]

@philipmahbowl Regular Show reference? 100 cool points.

[meimeipandabear]

@philipmahbowl dont look at our crotches while we syncronize our watches

[starelikeajunkie]

you're not hanna hart and you never will be. get an original idea.

[mescaline1341]

At least, you're hot.

[chanthakan]

ok, so you watched my dunk kitchen and thought you'd do you spin on it, but the problem is you suck balls. not just both the bobbly bits but the hairy stuff. shame on you sir, shame on you!

[justsobella]

marry/fuck me. XD XD

[joeydufoe]

id smoke on cam pussy...

[MolecularMoonlight]

That was funny! He never ate it!

[hellocamillemari]

How are any of you saying he's not high?

Do you see the little dumbass moves he's making and the idiotic things he's saying (in the best way, Mr. Phillip)? He's quite obviously high.

Quit bitching just because he's not incredibly lazy like you are when high. This is the good kind of high. The mildly entertaining kind of high. You want kids like this around when you're high.

[sue42r]

Vegans can choose to eat cheese substitute, available at large supermarkets and health food shops, not really loving this vid but its a good try and to be fair the lad does say 'substitute'

[RainBowGurlyPIE]

Oh my god, I am a fan of my drunk kitchen but um this is... well lets just say I wanted to eat my own foot afterwards...

[TopScallop]

This sucks...

[RagingSka]

Not high enough..?

[MsSkateboardP]

lol it was actually pretty funny... just the way your thoughts went.

anyway i wish you were higher.. but it was still funny :) keep it up, just get higher lol

[FalcoAmadeus100]

This is boring because it makes sense :( Just be more spontaneous

[eblake89]

honestly...i dont care for you.

[heartsprincesss]

Haha xD Im a 19 yr old chick, and I thought about doing this too. But I would have been the Dummy that actually smoked and made a youtube video for all to see :p I looooooooooooooooooooooove cheese. I would have worn my nifty "Im with stoner hat" too! I laugh a lot when Im stoned :)

[gaylonelyeskimo]

It's just a nice guy making a sandwich, I dunno why so many people are so upset over that.

[LolasLittleLight]

@gaylonelyeskimo I think the whole thing is that it's called "My Stoned Kitchen," and people are upset not only because it's a spin-off of my "My Drunk Kitchen," which apparently makes it unoriginal, but because, when you're stoned, you're supposedly unable to cook because you're stoned. Well, okay, maybe some people become immobile wastes of space every time they smoke, but not everybody does. Some people can still get up and make sandwiches as if they weren't stoned, and that seems unheard of.

[Wobermen]

This is all wrong, because when you are actually stoned, not simply high, but fully stoned, you do not attempt to cook, because you are too fucking stoned, and you usually get take out delivered to you, or you drive to the closest fast food drive through.

[GhetoGeek]

Were you even high?

[lizzie7703]

jesus man, get a spoon for that yogurt! haha

[lostlune]

this is dumb....

[MUSICMAKESUSSMILE]

If your a vegan you cant eat the cheese from a cow or any animal! and you should know that and if you are a REAL NYER you dont brag about "ACTUALLY" taking the subway!! FRAUD!

[matronprince]

Lame

[czemke23]

You are my hero. I love cooking when high. Especially breakfast. Generally I make a HUGE mess though!

[CrystalChord2010]

Ooo, be careful heating teflon with nothing in it! I got mega headaches when my roomies did that. Also, it's a good thing we didn't have a bird--the fumes from heating teflon like that will kill them. Just a tip~ :3

Honestly though? I'm liking this. :D The Pop it in counter is funny :)

[philipmahbowl]

@CrystalChord2010 DD: oh fuck! I totally forgot that happens. thanks for the advice, you could be saving me some trouble! ♥

[CrystalChord2010]

@philipmahbowl Anytime! Keep up the good work! ♥

[Clutch3of4]

biter

[mandamaehem]

DUDE! i HAVE to add you on highdeas! :D mandamaehem, GO, ill smoke a blunt for youuu xD

[irocktheodd9292]

Fellow new yorker! I like how you rephrase Hart and switch her shit up, i really wanna do a my drunk kitchen segment. (Do you also have a desire to be british?) xP

[TehAccentra]

Hartos better

[philipmahbowl]

@TehAccentra it's not a competition ♥

[ihateyouaol2011]

Question: who were the people and why were they there?

[Tuicanis]

You are fine with bending over? So are you making a statement that you are ok with being a bottom or was that the stoner version of "no homo"?

[ladytabifer]

not sure i like this.... not too funny and the trying to be funny stuff seems forced. try something new or original?? constructive criticism. sorrie dude. keep smoking tho x

[Pug40]

Hahahaha funny! :-D

[ShankYouKindly]

7:18-7:23 lol



[gibbo1112]

Should have called it my baked kitchen, its punnier!!!

[saturdayxnight]

Yes yes yes and a side of yes.

[singlizzmarie]

This was probably the cutest thing I have ever seen.

[allesuhn]

the only difference is she's funny, and you're not.

:0

[crisrocksonguitar]

@allesuhn thank you,finally someone said it:),she`s also cuter.

[carlycherrybomb]

Soo wait... You were not actually stoned while filming this? That is false advertising.

[philipmahbowl]

@carlycherrybomb I had smoked beforehand. actually doing the video was a highdea in it of itself! I also take toke breaks while I record so I make sure I don't get boring ( 6:06 ).

[LemonBerryBurst]

Lol watching this while high made me that much more hungry .. Wanna make me one too? P:

[cheezypotatoes]

Spank dat yogurt

[harr4t]

I know I can't be the only one who had to light up and make a grilled cheese after watching this.

[seemstolastforages]

moist is an awful word.