How to Open a Beer with Your Forearm - CHOW Tip

[Zimboboys]

Why am I watching this?

I'm a kid.

[ardipithecus11]

Or you can stop being a little bitch and use your hands? That, or drink good beer.

[cwiseman20]

He showed us how to do it with a twisty cap? wtf, I have never been to the point where i cant TWIST off a cap.... Make a vid on how to light a cig if my fingers cant flick the lighter please.

[areyouright123]

ok lemme try with a german fuck look at this redmark on my arm

[IHOPKNZI]

Bet your can't open a tin of coke with your forearm!!!

[VintageChameleon]

Try opening Belgian beer with that one...

[qcamUZ]

yeah, I've been doing that for years - just make sure its a twisty first!

[MrThepurpleninja]

I cut a hole in the flesh of my arm...

[flakeyjay]

Kudos for the Shiner Bock your drinking!

[guguigugu]

lol gay twist off beers. when you open a real europen beer bottle with your eye socket, we'll talk

[Reschat]

This is only possible with the weak-ass twist-off beers. I was hoping an actual guide to opening a normal beer with your forearm. I've only see those "twist-offs" once or twice in my life; and I'm definitively no stranger to beers.

[SnowLimoAspen]

@Reschat we allways used our teeth know it would be tooth!

[RadionUA]

эт да...



[TheDreamua]

І шо б він з нашим, рідним пивом робив би ? Висох би зовсім на тараньку :)

[tetracycloide]

People really need tips to open twist offs?

[davedim]

Are all American bottles this easy to open? I live in Scotland and I'm pretty sure I would rip my arm open if I tried to open a bottle of Innis & Gunn this way.

[indrikis1313]

пусть наше откроет ... оно не откручавается :)

[myplaceintime]

SHOOOW TITSSS

[TheMidnightDecay]

I tried this but with my hand and it worked really well

Asshat

[Chilax]

lol why didnt he just use his shirt as protection

[thedeadserv]

@Chilax cuz it's fuckin badass lol

[BakeRollesTiflojan]

0:01 Show tits :D

[THEdomBONES]

@BakeRollesTiflojan Thank you, Christopher Columbus!

[BakeRollesTiflojan]

@THEdomBONES no problem :)

[BakeRollesTiflojan]

TRY IT WITH A EUROPE BEER !!!!!!

[Theodorlei1]

try it with a german one and watch your skin come off.

[al3699]

seriously, you've not got ONE bottle-opener in your house?

how much do they cost in america, $150?, $350?

[MarioLuigiSmashers11]

@al3699 in usa you can just screw off the cap no need for a bottle opener

[usvftw]

@al3699 7.95 dummy

[al3699]

@usvftw how much???

no wonder he's using parts of his anatomy!!

[usvftw]

@al3699 lol i ment 7 dollers 95 cents

[SirJimb0]

This guy thinks he is the shit because he has come up with a "brilliant" idea. -.-

But "here's the deal" ... you're not

Tryy harder

[xxloudmouth]

umm im sticking with a regular beer and using a bottle opener or a spoon.

[Nulz0r]

lol no fckin possible way with czech one..

[sone19041991]

Come to Serbia and you'll see that beer can be opened with anything.

[TheCruzinhas]

gay american

[FINOlmi]

This should be interesting thing to try with an european bottle

[jigsaw99]

yah i am bleeding. gonna sue this guy now.

[beany118118]

get an english beer they'll maek u bleed

[JordySkatesAlot]

try it with a scottish beer

[Sundal1337]

tried like 10 minutes now fuck this i gonna get a bottle opener

[traxdomeNL]

haha americans, and there twisty bottles

[elizabethftw]

American beer bottles are mostly twist off.

[KieranFree]

YOU SHOULD WARN PEOPLE NOT TO TRY IT IF YOUR FROM EUROPE... AMERICAN BEER BOTTLES ARE DIFFERENT.....

LOL...

[MultiWTFVideos]

or you could use your shirt dumb asssssss.

[yomoma503]

mexicans can open it with there teeth!!

[mlan1957]

0:01 SHOW TITS

[heyworld1231]

Omg people atleast he tryes to do a awsome video so i like it

[TheBenjo373]

i did this and it worked

[gavva2250]

twist cap ha ha did you have that bought for u at a gay bar

[Aiantas85]

I CANT FEEL MY ARM! I CANT MY ARM! MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

[travisjamesdrew]

OUCH

[linatoskili]

fuck u man fuck u

[Timmy4pawz]

Im British and I tried this, and now I have no arm.

[Jonnynator200]

american beer bottles are gay try it with a german one

[ShowPlaces]

@Jonnynator200 you sir, are a fucking moron.

[joewizard100]

@ShowPlaces try it with a bottle in the UK. Good look twisting them off LOL

[Jonnynator200]

@ShowPlaces and why?

[AlternateNik]

@ShowPlaces Try that with a bottle of beer in most of the countries in europe... Good luck sir.

[TheJazzJackboy]

@Jonnynator200 indeed

[josexd901]

@Jonnynator200 trata con una peruana y argentina

[ryocentral]

@Jonnynator200 Haha. Yeah. use a REAL beer bottle.

[ballbagbaggins]

my friend just died from this

[kristianfogdal]

i like the part from 0:00 to 0:31 !

[mikemike20202020]

How to open a screw top? It's not hard

[davidmelolane95]

How did I end up watching this? .-.

[He4ter69]

oooooo does it hurt your poor little fingy wingyyyyyyyyys

[VanWhistler]

I've seen a guy opening them with his teeth ! gross !!

[cozaki]

@VanWhistler openning beer with teeth is really easy and its not gross man! i can open my beers everywhere!

i wanna know how to open them with my hand but damn european beers are way too good closed! if anyone knows how to plz tell me

[ISLAMICcycling]

@cozaki yeah opening with my teeth wont break my teeth off at all!!!!! id like to be there when your crying lol

[cozaki]

@ISLAMICcycling man i ve opened over 500 beers like that there is no way u ll break a tooth except if u are an idiot!

[ISLAMICcycling]

@cozaki HMMM lets see who the idiot is for a second. you say your tooth made out of what??? is stronger than metal so your tooth will never break?

HMMMM my best boy broke his tooth in half this summer from doing is his whole life.busted it at the gumline fuckin disgusting but HEY your superman!!! when your at your party one day trying to be joe cool in front of some hot bitch itll be funny when they facebook your face as the pain shoots to your root.only an idiot opens a bottle with his tooth

[cozaki]

@ISLAMICcycling let me smile man! u dont cut the metal with ur tooth u just use 2 teeth like a beer opener! u dont bite! so its not about how strong are ur teeth against metal!

[PsychoFan1920]

tos wymyslil

[DafneLazou]

amazing dude!

[nijlo95]

impossible, man!! 

[langeminerva]

Try a Heneken now...

[channyandseddiefan]

if it hurts like fuck, you're doing it right.

[figgywurmack]

its a twisty cap u retard my fuckin cat could open one of them

[FritzThePothead]

....or just twist it off with your hand and stop being a bitch.

[figgikim1]

not all beers have such a loose tip

[MrCallighan]

or just do it on your palm

[MMandMStv]

i just wasted 31 second of my life

[Meeeert67]

Press 4 - for "how do you use"

[Stevoukos]

I'm bleeding.

[maldonadodluis]

@Stevoukos hahahahahaha, I was about to try it when I saw ur comment lol

[Kennylol]

@Stevoukos LOL

[wudupful]

I tried it and got 6 stitches

[franciz1994]

guys press 3... 

[JohnsonT2003]

do i suppose to be bleeding!

[vatochapichadze]

i can open it with my eye cause I am badass

[maldonadodluis]

@vatochapichadze lol

[Michalius89]

otvori žuju tako majstore ili neku mušku pivu :D

[czfck]

kako seres mater ti lazljivu jeben cilu ruku san izgrata radi voga sranja -.-

pizda ti materina

[TheSevien]

aww fuck my arm -.- !DO NOT TRY THAT WITH GERMAN BEER!

[GarfunckleBear]

"Lets say you're trying to do the twist off, there's no towel to use"

... um, how about using your top, maybe???

[richardwillem]

used it with heineken beer. no succes and ripped off my skin

[cuteisabella34]

Ouch!!

[eimstar]

Try the san miguel red horse beer in philippines,u loser!

[MarkNetherlands1]

idiot, nothing else to do?

[LousOutdoorProject]

Shiner Bock for the WIN!

[technofishy]

WHY DOES BREAST EXPANSION KEEP SHOWING UP?

[elfmdl]

Or you can just use your shirt

[TheZooomm]

American beer, Fucking close to water!

[weedfarmeruk]

American beer is shit takes like 15 pints to get tipsy, england and europe what its about

[TheKloekloek]

go to europe and try some real beer, not that american bottled water with some barley and corn in it

[muffleman8747]

screw top for the beer bottle

[muffleman8747]

not work

[breebry123]

does that acctually work?

[h14bucks]

USE THE BITING TECHNIQUE!!!! SIMPLE!!!! INDIAN STYLE

[TheCanucks4eva]

don't try this, the beer bottle just breaks in your hand

[ImmortalSpecies]

Yeah don't try it in Sweden either =.=

[Gamer3500]

Dont try this in Germany...

[333grudger]

Hey luzer that could be a twist bear. What can you say now

[philipstar10]

0:01 show tits

[100BeatBox]

@philipstar10 0:29 Show more tits :)

[philipstar10]

@100BeatBox LOL!

[jjovereats]

@philipstar10 chow tips

[SkruffyPretzals]

I just use my teeth to open bottle...

[altfarthwind]

only pussy beer opens like this, every European beer can't be opened with a twist.

Leute die solche pisse trinken verdienen es auch...

[SuperVainah]

@altfarthwind i never knew there is a pussy beer

[Enterokinazool]

Haha if you have a problem opening a twist-off bottle then I suggest you try the proper ones :P

[driedlek]

Do not try this with Czech beer...

[m1kl0s]

Don't try this with real beer - only crap beer has twist-able caps.

[wonkeytjuuuh]

DON'T TRY THIS WITH BELGIAN BEER! xD

[VincentLeJ]

use an hard surface and push...

[hexiegirl1232]

show tits 0:01

[mavridiskostas13]

Try to open a european beer with this way...I dare you...!!!

[Helmutlozzi]

@mavridiskostas13 haha, indeed!

[SnakeSolidPL]

@mavridiskostas13 Yeah dude.. no twist opening :D

[MrNBaFaNfOrEvEr]

@mavridiskostas13 Haha. Arm=fucked for quite a while. Beer=not open. :D

[ikd900]

@mavridiskostas13 haahahah simfono

[skariaxil]

@mavridiskostas13

I did. 2 weeks ago. Still bruised. Still hurts like FUCK.

[VanguardDragon]

@mavridiskostas13 lol, I was about to say, Americans have it easy with their barely fastened beer lids. I can barely get European caps off with the old lighter-thumb college trick.

[DungeonsHeroes]

@mavridiskostas13 actually yeah i saw all americans opening them with hand and here to europe we need a lighter or something like that -.- i just dont get it!

[mavridiskostas13]

@DungeonsHeroes true true....

[fakasoldier]

@mavridiskostas13 a lighter

[juiced2death]

@mavridiskostas13 why do european beer have strong caps i always wondered that

[whereami0]

@mavridiskostas13 no wonder i cant do it :D

[alansutherland1996]

@mavridiskostas13 fucking cant its almost impossible but we Europeans never could 

[gnomenbasti]

I thought this one was european, you just saved my life xD

[mavridiskostas13]

@gnomenbasti ahahahaha anytime my friend!

[Ihasagrin]

who the fuck has a problem opening a beer with a fucking twist cap? jesus.

[iwillfor]

@Ihasagrin No one...But that was not a twist cap...

[MrFenerium69]

"no Problem....(1 minute later) Im fucking bleeding but its worth the Youtube money ahhhhh"

[MrRezanx]

is it wrong if i laugh rly hard right now ?

[dark13death]

LOOOOOOL

[aggrtt]

i want that beer..

[SMOKEY1900]

stupid ass.. open it with your butthole!!

[R3ds0ld13r]

bad trick, it hurts!

[SchoppeROFL]

@aiwniapistos1908 why fake



[yard12346]

he sounds like owen wilson when he sas no problem

[Jackimooz]

I tried this in Denmark. I started bleeding ._. Damn Danish bottles?

[AssassinsHunter]

i have heard that you can open it with your very own hand or an opener... not sure if its the truth tho

[falkenfluegel]

Thats a pretty stupid video because most beers don t open that way...

[Stingray7667]

@falkenfluegel In Canada most of them do :) but I'd like to do it to a twist off then hand my friend a pop-off and let him try forever ahah.

[nuttymonkey11]

0:02 = 'show tits'

[thkro20]

DAMMIT! I just cut myself on my Carlsberg! - not a twist-off

[joep0412]

if u cant open it with ur hands u shouldnt drink beer you pussy

[AcousticJuice93]

Damn, popped my artery. Oh well still got another.

[nandyajoearmstrong]

okay, now my forearm bleeding

[lo6os2000]

A pierdolisz! mam łape 3x wieksza silnieszą od Ciebie i sie nawet ręką nie da otworzyć normalnego piwa (nakrętka sie przekręca!!), miał piwo twist 3 % i ścieme wali!! Polacy macie zapalniczki nie patrzcie na to gówno!!

[chonzy]

at the begining, "show tits" LOL

[alexognikoline]

Do that in Norway and it rips ur flesh off:(

[xTheBurn]

I bleed :(

[WolfGiantwalker]

@revenge1820 good job!

[MrElloco1979]

What if I only have one arm?

[stenky0wenky]

@MrElloco1979 no problem use your ass ;D

[slovenedudebmwlover]

@MrElloco1979 that you have a problem if you want to do it this way but you can find a endge of something thats not fragile and open it like with a opener!

[weedmqan]

@MrElloco1979 well plant it on your neck and twist. lol

[xarriz7]

cool.oups my veins are cut

Is this what the human race has come to? Is THIS now considered a real ‘skill’, worthy of praise & admiration?

Around 10,000yrs ago we began to farm in order to create surplus for trade- this stimulated specialisation, the growth of cities and great progress of civilisation. Learning of the arts & sciences was encouraged and flourished, yet millions had to die in hideous wars in order to keep civilisation alive. And what- all for THIS?

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