Eddie Izzard- Romans, Carthaginians, and Elephants

[fearandloathingable]

When your on acid you will also see dinos in a bar, people with snakes for heads, and cthulhu

[yesiam1314]

Lol the ending was funny if you've never seen a elephant ski you've never been on acid!

[HeavySpeed1511]

if you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid!

[timinatorization]

hee hee hee! esophagus! ha ha!

[NOMNOMNOMPASTA0123]

HA HA HA HA HA! whats an elephant? it looks like a squirrel turned upside down

[Myzelfa]

I have to give you props for having a Lego head with a huge mouth on it. That's just providence right there.

[eddie160994]

"Ha, ha, ha. What's an Elephant?"

Funny, funny man.

[Oliver666Oliver]

YEAH, YEAH, I'M COMING!

Shut up Cacathacus.

[davidh0117]

if you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid. haha! always cracks me up

[whowantsabighug]

Eddie would tell the best bedtime stories.

[XxRibbonFlowAnimexX]

THUMBS UP FOR HAVING RANDOM ELEPHANTS IN UR SKI SHOP!!! :3

[armchairscanfly]

"Oh, bum."

[A2Ztigers]

man it sucks that both top comments are the same thing

[doglover100ify]

It's like a big upside down squirrel

Run that by me again.

[BBZZZZZ]

xD Can they ski?

[Conspiracyknowledge]

where can i listen to his audio stand up comedy? i honestly find them funnier than the video comedy

[NFXShockwave]

A big upside-down squirrel? XD That's got to be one of the best lines from anything ever.

[charlyxcake]

@Legoman1211 it's

If you've never seen a elephant ski

Then you've never beef on acid!

:)

[legoMan1211]

If

You can't see an elephant

On skis then you've never been on acid

[Kungfisto]

Lol x100

[canUsaythis]

33 people did not know what a Elephant can ski

[phoenixhart17]

If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid~

[nerflego368]

Is the messengers mouth at the bottom and the other part his nose or is the messengers mouth at the top of the what I think is a beard?

[GDrocksXX]

@nerflego368 that's what I was wondering I think the bottom bit's a beard :P

[bloodanddajugs]

Thorn is the greatest time traveling Minimum Wage job haver ever.

[smarties2001]

"what are elephants?"

"they are like upside-down squirrels sir"

ROFL

[ViktorFr1]

@smarties2001 tha was omfg LOL ! :D

[lyndssoccer]

hahaha. (:

[linuslillen01]

I want to see elephants ski! where can i get acid?

[bieberhater99]

if youve never seen an elephant skee then youve never been on acid

[kiefert7]

Same

[ThePerrperr]

33 people have seen elephants ski

[UltimateDalekMaster]

I love how the top-rated comments are the same XD

Nice one, peeps of YouTube

[xenoz666]

- Sir, we are surrounded!

- Excellent, now we can attack in any direction!

[shaggy00011]

an upside down squirrel?

[TheAngrypandaBear]

the best comments are exactly the same with different punctuation -,-

[XDlolzilla]

wtf?

wow, i cant concieve anyone calling this humor

hmmm...

[NikkiClo]

@XDlolzilla you are just a little sad troll, I bet all your comments are like this

[XDlolzilla]

@NikkiClo

cool story bro

blocked

[CrazyBlue420]

Sir.. i have seen the elephants ski

[TheDarkSangheili]

Eddie Izzard is a genius. He's probably the only comedian to have ever referenced Carthage in a stand-up routine. It's kinda like history class, only funnier.

[Last555555555]

if youve never seen an elephant ski then youve never been on acid

[TheTankygirl]

but there coming on elephants sir great big elphant..

say that again

elephants sir

hahahah whats an elephant?

its like a big upside down squrill

[ariess1963]

if you never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid 1:50

[RuffruffgirlCP]

the alps are awsome!

[Bllackguard666]

"It's like a big, upside down squirrel, sir!" ROFL

[PunkLovingNerd]

OMG, these are so funny. And cleverly done, haha lego makes things funnier :)

[SuperBronstar]

LoL "Wats an Elephant?" "Its like a big upsidedown squrriel sir" LoL :D xx

[habbbodude1512]

i want an elephant where can i buy a lego elephant

[PC3Pointless]

"It's like an upside down squirrel "

[nicasio1999]

hahahahhah, wats an elephant? lol

[iningomontoya1]

33 people must die

[auntbecky]

@iningomontoya1 They'll probably choose cake.

[shockman911]

"oh bumb." said hanable. "have you got anything else?"

"wwweeelll....got some elephants."

"can they ski?" LMAO

[irishforever16]

is 0:18- 0:22 suggesting something xD

I pissed myself

[Shotgun93Steve]

@irishforever16 Especially how the other person was smiling.

[nicasio1999]

HA HA HA HA

wats an elephant? LOL!!!

[Wolfy0122]

xD en elephant is like a BIG upside down squirrel!

[MrTailsSwifty]

If you have never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid

[dredgeco1]

Rece good

[nick09810]

super describing for an elephant

[nick09810]

a sguirl up side down great idea for describing an elphant

[nick09810]

sguirels up side down great idea for describing elephants

[ShadowJubJub]

at 1:20 I paused and went back to like 1:18 and saw them on the elephants!

[8Killerman8]

Hahaha.... What's an elephant?

[5602KK]

Shut up carcofinus, go tell esofagus

[hadi952]

"it looks like an upside down squirrel with their backs on their bottom bit with their legs"

"JESUS CHRIST that scares me!!!!!!!"

[Bloodprince1234]

What's an elephant?

It's like a big upside down squirrel, sir!

[Tyza111]

there coming on elephants sir great big elephants

HA HA HA HAAAA... wats an elephant...

[recurveninja]

a big upside down squirrel?

[kckeanu]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

whats an elephant?

They are big upside down squirrels

[332lolol]

:D:D im coming :D:D

LOL

[dhfhdfhd]

I havent laugh so hard by a comedian since a long time :)

[DancinQueen899]

Shut up Cacarphanus, you loud basterd

[athenalover5903]

if you stop at the time 1:19, you'll see an elephant in the corner or a new picture, with a guy on it!!! subliminal message!!!!!!

[hadi952]

@athenalover5903 what do u mean?

[athenalover5903]

@hadi952 i mean that if you go to that time on this movie, you'll see a picture of a guy on an elephant. i don't know why i said that it was a subliminal message...

[Mangaobsessedgirl]

what is an Elephant.

Its like a big upside down squirrel

[MichaelWTPage]

"but theyre comin over the alps sir, theyre comin over the alps" "yeah, we know they'd do that" "theyre comin on elephants sir. great big elephants"

*inhale* "say that again?"

AMAZING!!! XD

[Slayerivan321]

AWESOME ROFL!

[TheInfernoStrikes]

XD If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid!

[Grad3zer0]

scoff... can they ski?!

[UltimateDalekMaster]

a big upside down squirrel!! omg, classic!

[Habbaz804]

if youve never seen an elephant ski then youve nwver been on acid

lol didnt know what it meant till i got gta ctw lol

[SteveBanke]

@Trisha100White do you make sammiches?

[KingOfRedLions]

pause at 1:19

something flashed on the screen

[ZexyZexion]

It's the next scene with elephants. It was a video glitch

[ApocTiger]

@KingOfRedLions the elephant flashed on the screen

[mangaassasin]

@KingOfRedLions

it's an elephant!

[TheBaloonatic]

so....... wtf am i talking about???

[Fingersboarding]

lol

[Tamuartay]

"it's like a big upside down squirell sir."

Best line EVER!

[GaiaOnline777]

"If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid."

[BridgetCorry]

whats an eleohant ? well its like a big upside down squirrel sir :L ! ...

jesus christ that scares me ..

LADGEEE

love all these videos

[BroomeBlocker4]

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid - Best line ever

[BRAINS1100]

LOL upside down squirrels

[kingofwars3000]

and leftlegus

[Lozzaria996]

1:51 - 1:54 lol

[daxhab]

hahaha... what's an elephant?

it's like a big upside down squirell sir.

.... run that by me again will you?

it's like a big upside down squirell with the legs on the bottom bit and pumped up the back bit which is very large.

....JESUS CHRIST THAT SCARES ME!!!

[pranti14]

CAN THEY SKI? xDD

[bobsaget987654321]

"YEAH YEAH I'M COMING!"

"shut up carcarthanus...you loud bastard!"

[greatsayain]

cacophonus, as in cacophony

[iwuvshexshy]

hahah...Whats an elephant? Run that by me again... Jesus Christ that scares me lmfao! Can they ski?!

[Guardianofraa]

yes... those were a few things said in the clip... glad you can transform audio sounds into english text

[elastoman25]

haha oh i'll say. stupid people just repeat everyting that is said. it's not that hard.

[xaruiz]

I've seen a house fly, I've seen a butterfly, I've even seen a dragonfly... but I'd never thought I'd see an elephant ski!

[Adb12San]

Then you've never been on acid!!

[joshfirepiper]

wats a elefant its likes a giant upside down squirral with legs on the back lol

[elastoman25]

wats=whats

a=an

elefant=elephant

its=it's

likes=like

squirral=squirrel

learn to spell

(:

[Prod1Kh]

To be fair, "elefant" is correct spelling in a couple of postage stamps on the continent...

...which is a possible explanation for the illiteracy...

[leeham991]

If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid

XD

[fuckylucker]

ha ha ha whats a elephant

[Robloxaco]

have you noticed when he says 'JESUS CHRIST! that sounds scary! a screamer pops up for like a split second?? i noticed it when i was on full screen!

[lestosterone]

Yeah, saw that, cant work out what it is tho.

[1337d06]

its just a freeze frame of the elephants

[lemoncurry19]

The "we've got elephants" "can they ski?" bit is SOOOOO Monty Python!! No wonder the lads call him the sixth Python!

[robtromboner1]

acid, good one

ROB 06

[999paramoreluver]

CAN THEY SKI!?!?!

[TheCheeseStudios]

there's a glitch at 1:19

[ffd3]

its called stop action

[Robi6942]

If you've never seen an elephant skiing - you've never been on ACID!!

[weblefeck]

FPMSL!

[prncsleah]

That. Was. Perfect!!!! I've never laughed so hard!

[Konane117]

This video reminds me of Rome Total War

[naturalgirlEmma]

"Well... er.. i got some elephants"

"Can they ski?!?!?"

"Oh they're tops at Skiing! If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid!"

Fucking amazing. Classic.

[wilson7794]

=] u have me to thank

[Near1985]

"What's an elephant?"

"Well, it's like a big upside-down squirrel sir!"

Genius.

[FishiStripa]

:) :] It is now my lifelong dream to ride an upside doen sqiurrel across the alps! LOL. LMAO> ROFL

[mastershake2879]

@FishiStripa funniest comment on here, lol

[yato44]

1:19 it flashes up an elephant

[1RainbowZ]

EDDIE IZZARD ! your films are the best

[RealCheeseOnly]

hahaha great job. Eddie never looked so square!

[TheCyberFly]

Eddie Izzard is awesome, lol

[SpeedyTase]

You're a troll. Get a life.

[SylenSymphony]

"if you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid..." ROFL LMAO!!

[Aveleyboi]

yea lol same

[smartchikchick]

giant upside-down squirrels - wow that looked ridiculous even as I was writing it.

[screamokidx]

teehee i love eddie izzard xD

[juanmowtie]

Leftleggus, Awesome!!

[jimdigriz123]

i wonder what eddie is on and where i can get it

[erikatube808]

ahhh eddie izzard is deadly!! i think his best was "dressed to kill" and i'm sure you could download it or buy it from a video store...i saw a copy in my local library once! he's mad funny

[SylenSymphony]

yeah man... i would like some too!

[MasthaGadrin]

xD are you sure it isnt a typo mistake? like they are coming over the alps and they are in theire element? ..no? they are comming on bloody elephants?! this i gotta see!

[maker713]

lol

[IMpoppin006]

1:52 XD i love this shitt

[wow4evr666]

that little jingle att he end cracked me up but at the same time its so true

[D4rkArr0w]

"(8)If you've never seen an elephant ski then you've never been on acid(8)"

XD XD XD XD XD

[VTPPGLVR]

I even quote that to my friends!

[ECCY101]

ive seen an elefant skii

[pyr0tecnick]

ha ha ha giant upside down squirrel!

[KochuJang]

ROFLMAO the fucking jingle @ the end!! Impeccable timing.

[almulcahy]

You have far too much spare time on your hands :) I love them tho. lol

[somethinginthetoilet]

pause 1:19 and you will see an elephant

[TICHhardcorelover]

1:19 puase

[JediAutobotX]

LOL! AWESOME! :D

[ICantRememberMyLegs]

LOLOLOLOL SO FUNNY!

[texdragon1996]

hannibal was black

[Germanicus00]

Hannibal wasn't black lolz He was more darker skinned and Arab looking lolz. Carthaginians weren't black skinned XD!

[texdragon1996]

that's true, but he was from Africa, so its possible.

[jak2165]

and leftlegas

[SonicOverlordUK]

Hahaha!!... what's an elephant?

It's like a big upside down squirrel sir.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid!

This guy is great! Both the animator and the comedian!

[willstrivens123]

at 0:18 it looks like he has a big d*c*

[SDVR007]

whats an elephant?

its like a big upside down squirrel sir.

jesus christ that scares me!

lol this is so funny

[iamtheroadtohell]

SHUT UP cacophonous, you loud bastard

[spardaking]

if you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid

[usenetposts]

"Elephants? Can they ski?"

Reminiscent of the "replacement" in the dead parrot sketch - a slug. "can it talk"? Oh yes "well I take that then"

[dwalker2020]

one of the latin classes at school watched this!

[GUSRULZ445]

then hes never been on acid...

[MikeTheGMan]

lmao xDD

elephant is an upside down squriel xD