He cut off his own PINGAS by mistake! You mean like this? Or this? Or this? Or this? Except he was a b****! So? So it didn't grow back!!! OH NO!!!! (door opens) Oh, get away from me! Get away from me! He's gonna f*** me! Get away! Spongebob, no matter what I've said, I've always sort of liked you! Squidward, I used your PINGAS to unclog my toilet! F***!
he cut off his own (beep) by mistake you meen like dis or dis or dis or dis n dis n dis n dis exsept he wasent a sponge so so it dident GROW BACK ! OH NOOOOOOO AHHH NO NO GET AWAY FROM ME AHHH HES GONNA (beep) ME GET AWAY UR NOT WELCOME HERE SPONGEBOB NO MATTER WHAT IV SAID IV ALWAYS SORTA LIKED U SQUID WARD I USE YOUR (BEEP) TO UNCLOG MY TOILET: LOL MAD FUNNY DUDE NICE PIC TO CENSOR
I USED YOUR **** TO UNCLOG MY TOY
Phenenas 2 weeks ago
That's hillarious!!
Stewart14rocks 1 month ago
i used your dick to unclog my toilet
Alcapwn4 4 months ago
I almost threw up!!!
cursedsound1 5 months ago
LMFAO
PgirlRangerz 5 months ago
:20 lol hes gonna f@#$ me
strudllekitte339 5 months ago
lmao
MultiMimi2222 6 months ago
Lol
Max535Beta 6 months ago
LOL "Oh No, he's going to fuck me!" "You know spongebob i always sorta liked you" "Oh squidward, i ued your dick to unclog my toilet..." "FUCK!"
ROFL! xD
peblezQ 6 months ago
squidward i used your d*ck to unclog my toilet XDDDDD
YTPoopingInMyPants 6 months ago
i used ur sh*t to unclog my toilet haha
krishany99 7 months ago
SO IT DIDNT GROW BAK!!! OHH NOOO!!!!
MrDonut9 7 months ago
0:00 o.O
HEROoFTHEhorde147 7 months ago
he cut off his di** by accident
iedwin99 7 months ago
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he cut off his ****
BamSheNuky 7 months ago
Lol, it should of said,
So it didn't grow back!!!
Oh, *&£$!!!
Just an idea! :)
RosePikachu200 7 months ago
Squidward, I used your dil(CENSORED) to unclog my toitet.
WebVMan 8 months ago
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HE CUT OFF HIS OWN COCK BY MISTAKE!
loudmusicman4 8 months ago
u should put when squidward say i all ways sort of like to: i all ways sort of f**k u :D
s
just an idea
126JOHNCENA 8 months ago
SQUIDWARD I USED YOUR SHIT TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!!!
xD
Deitiy666 8 months ago
He cut off his own dick by mistake!
thetoolbox112394 8 months ago
when spongebob freaked out in the biginning would a good censor moment.
ultraisaac2 9 months ago
"Squidward, I used your dildo to unclog my toilet!"
"F***!"
Nanzoniflee 9 months ago
NOOO CANT YOU SEE HE'S GONNA ***K MY BUTT!
skirmisher54 10 months ago 5
AHH, HE'S GONNA F*CK ME!
OurSadisticSelves99 10 months ago 54
damn this is the best
MushroomsAndMailmen 11 months ago
lol at 00:21
TheSoucey 11 months ago
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TheSoucey 11 months ago
Wonder what was he doing down there with a knife.......smart one
kenzer0123 11 months ago
u been facerabed
faceraper1 1 year ago
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HE CUT OFF HIS OWN DICK
montanashan101 1 year ago
NO NO HE`S GONNA FUK MEH AHH GET AWAY
SuperGuesswat 1 year ago
i feel bad for the guy who lost his dick... it didnt grow back
Gruntness5 1 year ago
AHHH!!! He's ganna fuck me!
Mcreyhaj000 1 year ago
lol
TheHeadbanger1100 1 year ago
except he wasn't a spick, so it didnt grow back
OH NOOO!!
shadownite45 1 year ago
So he cut off his own dick by mistake? What was he doing with a knife down there in the first place?
DarthSonic135 1 year ago
@DarthSonic135 he heard he had to b sharp to impress tha ladies
multihappydayz 1 year ago
squidward:HE CUT OFF HIS OWN DICK *spongebob starts pulling off his dick squidward:yes but not as gay
waffeldude 1 year ago
"ooh, He's GONNA F*** ME!!" :O
jmich96 1 year ago
"HES GONNA **** ME!"
"SQUIDWARD I USED YOUR **** TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!"
XD the two funnest lines I have ever ****ing heard!
MidnightAnime108 1 year ago
He cut off his own PINGAS by mistake.
TheRefridgeoratorBox 1 year ago
that was censord but still so fucking funny
halogod62 1 year ago
SQUIDWARD I USED YOURDICK TO UNCLOG MY TOILET!
moerokz 1 year ago
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why you guys why its so horrible
drzhotsweet 1 year ago
8===*CHOP* ==D AHHHHHH I REGRET EVERYTHING!!
astosky 1 year ago
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That was good and he cut off his beeeeeep
HashimGOOFYGOOBER21 1 year ago
Lmao good job
MrVisteel 1 year ago
i played this clip until i got bored of it....
i am now 89 years old
israeliadam 1 year ago 15
lol 0:23 hes gonna f*** me!!
lewmasto6345 1 year ago
"Squidward i used your *beep* to unclog my toilet" I pissed laughing XD
killeing 1 year ago
LMAO
ShinigamiDeb 1 year ago
@ 0:32 lmao
onmyhustle1 1 year ago
i *bleeped* myslef
suckitmansexy 1 year ago
Lol what an active immagination and a bleep noise can't doo..
cry12344 1 year ago
Zoroark7 1 year ago
spongebob-i used you dick to unclog my toilet squidward-fuck!
ikarlie100 1 year ago
AT LEAST HE WASNT A DOUSH BAGG SOOOO SOO IT DIDNT GROW BACK HAHA LOL
barcelona08881 1 year ago
Squidward I used your cock to unclog my toilet. FUCK!!!!
TheGreatRL 1 year ago
CUT HE OFF HIS *** BY MISTAKE!!!
Blaizethewolf1 1 year ago
LOL
Spongebob: AAH HES GONNA *beep* ME! GET AWAY GET AWAYY!!!
Waggsycho 1 year ago
HE CUT OFF HIS OWN DICK BY MISTAKE??? *I grab my junk in fear*
SoulKiIIer 1 year ago
@SoulKiIIer ha lol
AvatarBella99 1 year ago
lol!!!!!!!
BlastaBlast 1 year ago
0:21-0:24 ..lmaooo imma suscribe u ur mad funny u should make more vids
mrspurterican123 1 year ago
GET AWAY FROM ME AHHHHH HES GONNA F**K ME!!!! LOL LMAO XD
XXXSCORPPIONKILLSXXX 1 year ago 3
HE CUT OFF HIS OWN BALLS BY MISTAKE!
YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?
AT SOME PEOPLE, HE WASN'T A SHIT
so...
SO HE DIDN'T GROW BACK!!!
OOOH NOOOOOO!!!!!!
KakashiSenseiRox 1 year ago
lol
screamo2132 1 year ago
@lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol simple he'll use the spatula! Lol! Pardon my spelling.
DragonRadar52 1 year ago
GET AWAY FROM ME! OH HE'S GONNA F**K ME. GET AWAY! lmao
SonicMaverick3000 1 year ago
ahhh hes gunna f*** me!!!!
Arcticcat4ever1 1 year ago
HAHA
sasukecutie55123 1 year ago
THEN, HE CUT OFF HIS OWN DICK BY A MISTAKE! O_O
ROFL i rofled lol.
LilJayz2 1 year ago 4
Good ol spongebob just the way I remember
xkdawg360x 1 year ago 3
you should have cencored when spongebob saidOH NO TO OH ****
super593 1 year ago
You should have bleeped it out at "DIDN'T GROW BACK!" "EXCEPT HE WASN'T A BLEEP!" "So?" "SO IT DIDN'T BLEEEEEEEEEP!" "OOOOOH NOOOOOOO!"
Dapts 1 year ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH HE'S GONNA FUCK ME!
lnvaderBlu 1 year ago
get him away hes ganna fuck me XD omfg LOL
DanielRaijin 1 year ago
0:30 it sounded like he used squids D**K to unclog his toilet, LOL!
At 0:21 Sounds like hes said hes going to F**k me, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta love spongebob!
JERRYKILLINGYOU2 1 year ago
i used ur fu*k 2 unclog my tolit lol
jaylang121 1 year ago
@jaylang121 its i used ur d*ck to unclog my toilet
Kaolyne2 1 year ago
Squidward I used your DICK to unclog my toilet xD
LilJayz2 1 year ago 5
LOL HE CUT OFF HIS OWN DICK BY MISTAKE!
wickedlynuts 1 year ago 4
oh no hes gonna f*ck me!
MonkeyFugal 1 year ago 6
HE CUT OFF HIS OWN DICK!!!!!!!
largebills 1 year ago 24
OH NO hes gana f*ck me LOL!!!
bloodspilla55 2 years ago 8
If he cutted his own dick how the heck is gonna fuck them?!
lol
lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol 2 years ago 3
He uses the Spatula as a dildo, of course. :P
AQWguy 2 years ago 4
and how is he going to make babies
miesrah12 2 years ago
@lolxxXDarkSideXxxlol Best comment, EVER! You win xD
SonicMaverick3000 1 year ago
I used ur **** to unclog my toilet I didn't get and except he wasn't a *******
StaceysSecret2 2 years ago
theyre i used ur dildo to unclog my toilet and except he wasnt a douche
razorfanatik54 2 years ago
funniest 1 i've seen
luvumirandacosgrove 2 years ago
except he wasnt a "beep"!
thats the one part i didnt quite get...
shadowsa2b 2 years ago
probably shit
miesrah12 2 years ago
NO NO hes gonna fuck me!! lol that was sooooo funny
gettogirl789 2 years ago 68
@gettogirl789 thats where i fell apart laughing
legolanad99 7 months ago
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Man this is awesome. Funny, can you check out mine at my channel
extremesniper100 2 years ago
Do a longer! So funny :D
TrainingArena555 2 years ago
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Rainforest2CP 2 years ago
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Rainforest2CP 2 years ago
LMFAO he cut off his own dick by mistake!
marimar7187 2 years ago 5
LMAO
musicxcraze 2 years ago
"OH HE'S GONNA *beep* ME!!" lmao!
muchmaplevideoz 2 years ago 5
SQUIDWARD I USED YOUR DICK TO UNCLOG MY TOILET.
...wut.
Cooltuber453 2 years ago 121
@Cooltuber453 i think i shit my oants when i heard it!
tuber110011 1 year ago
@Cooltuber453 tongue
deathikilled121 1 year ago
@Cooltuber453 or maybe he said i used your dildo to unclog my toilet.
mynameisradar 1 year ago
@Cooltuber453 lol
EpicPrimeTime 1 year ago
@Cooltuber453
LOL
mollyosaka 11 months ago
@Cooltuber453 i used your (bleep) to unclog my toilet
(bleep)
lilsingingsensation 9 months ago
No NO hes gonna fuck me!
Squidward, I used your dick to unclog my toilette!
GuthixRulz 2 years ago 6
SO IT DIDNT GROW BACK!!!!!! XD
acdcambpc 2 years ago
Where he yelled *Oh NO!* you could of had him say *OH beep!*
DrCockroachPhD 2 years ago 5
I was expecting that. Lol
animelover101591 2 years ago
he cut off his own DICK by a mistake!!!
lol
pokemonluvme 2 years ago 6
lolz XD
PiMpRiFiC 2 years ago
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You ruined the video with the bleeping
mpenney23 2 years ago
omg i nearly pissed myself at the end
NerdMann123 2 years ago 7
oh my god, this was hilarious
kudos man, kudos
It makes it sound so much dirtier. It's like madlibs 2.0 xD
samuraichikx 2 years ago
He cut off his own dick by mistake.
you mean like this? or like this? or this? or- except he wasn't a bitch.
so?
so it didn't grow back!
get away get away he's gonna fuck me! spongebob, no matter what I've said I've always sort of liked you...!
squidward I use your mother to unclog my toilet!
N4M3L3SS3NT1TY 2 years ago 4
holy shit fuckin hilarious shit
CobraS4quadX 2 years ago
thanx
N4M3L3SS3NT1TY 2 years ago
except he wasnt a ****
rockbandfreak31 2 years ago
lol spongebob's **** would grow back if he cut it off xD
Oh, naughty thoughts, you never cease to amuse me
ShiningDraco1 2 years ago 3
GETAWAY GETAWAY HES GONNA FUCK ME
JulianLangis 2 years ago 57
hahahahahahahahahaha
fudgeguy252 2 years ago
he cut off his own *****
Theberunit 2 years ago
best episode ever
karlandrosie 2 years ago
lmao
musicxcraze 2 years ago
AH HES GUNNA RAPE ME!!! LOLLLL
EdwardScissorhands66 2 years ago
lol funny
Nicoud126 2 years ago
ya but he cut off hes own dick by mistake lol nice
stillfir3 2 years ago
wat was that guy at the end with the lights
rocker011496 2 years ago
just some dude applying for a job
Lowerbadge 2 years ago
That was Nosfuratu (I don't know if I spelled it right.) some vampire from an old movie.
Matoalis 2 years ago
no i think his name is count orlock or something like that.
nosferatu was the name of the movie he was in. is it weird that i know that? ;)
acidviper13 2 years ago
not as weird as the name of the guy who invented the toilet (Thomas Crapper)
Matoalis 2 years ago
LOL oh yeah i guess not.
acidviper13 2 years ago
Hes gonna F**k me! lol
Luigipwns19 2 years ago 3
cut off his own dick.
DAMN that must of hurt
severelyPWNED 2 years ago 2
LOL aaa get away ahhhh hes gonna F@%K ME!!! XD
DarkDepthsTV 2 years ago
he used his **** to unclog his toilet.. lol
Kdhvgfuigyfm 2 years ago 3
Exactly how can he fuck you if he cut off his own dick?
bigbrown4114493 2 years ago 12
LOL
kommoto 2 years ago
Stubs?
supersmashermeta 2 years ago
he cut off his own (beep) by mistake you meen like dis or dis or dis or dis n dis n dis n dis exsept he wasent a sponge so so it dident GROW BACK ! OH NOOOOOOO AHHH NO NO GET AWAY FROM ME AHHH HES GONNA (beep) ME GET AWAY UR NOT WELCOME HERE SPONGEBOB NO MATTER WHAT IV SAID IV ALWAYS SORTA LIKED U SQUID WARD I USE YOUR (BEEP) TO UNCLOG MY TOILET: LOL MAD FUNNY DUDE NICE PIC TO CENSOR
flikde22 2 years ago
i already told you he wasnt a @#$%
pillowfilmsman 2 years ago
HES GONNA F**K ME! haha
MusicGal1011 2 years ago 49
@MusicGal1011 very hard
Twist3rass 1 year ago
@MusicGal1011 lol i literallly crapped my pants
sonoftheluster 1 year ago
woot for 60,000th viewer
assblaster217 2 years ago
haha i like how they smile at eachother at the end
PanicxPapayas 2 years ago
he cut off his own dick by mistake!
1cme1 2 years ago 3
0:30
jdawz1985 2 years ago
oh, hes gonna (beep) me!
NarutoObsessed110207 2 years ago 4
0:30 is the best my bad
RyhuntStudios 2 years ago
0:31 mad hilarious
RyhuntStudios 2 years ago
XXXDDD ROFLMAO I have watched that very beginning part at least 40 times and it never gets old.
kommoto 2 years ago
0:22!!!!!!!! Oh no, he`s gonna ( BEEP! )
pikapi98 2 years ago 2
Idea for BEEP "spongebob, no matter what I've said, I've always sorta fucked you"
dowaJCLCJH 2 years ago 2
0:17 that wuld have been funny ass anything if that was beep'ed out!
JETblackify 2 years ago
i thought he would say "squidward, i used youre clarinet to BEEEEEP!" and the beep would be "jerk myself off"
illegalwaffles 2 years ago
0:22
LMAO!!!
rotmfflmmfaoanl =]
XxBellaAndEdwardxX 2 years ago 6
RLMALA roflforololoololloloolollo lolololoolol ololollolo lololo lol
BF2OMG 2 years ago
I used your D*** to unclog my toilet!
Coolboyman45 2 years ago
He cut off his own ****!
Spongeyboy23 2 years ago 2
omfg rofl thatwas funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
babygrl4444 2 years ago
AH HE'S GONNA F*** ME! (0:22)
MarioZ43 2 years ago 7
lol 00:22
kirbyfan59 2 years ago
lol at 00:22
rosarylegend1 2 years ago
0:22
pizzaman7890 2 years ago
LMFAO!
CrazyTubeFreak1 2 years ago
LMFAOOO
nine1onee 2 years ago
get away ahhh hes gonna beep me hahah that was funny
SUPERNACHOJC 2 years ago 7
It didnt grow back lol
key2anime 2 years ago
So it didn't grow back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheGamergirl22 2 years ago
that was **** FUNNY!!
Twixgtx 2 years ago
FUCKING halarious!!!
pi950 2 years ago
Spongebob has a fort made of balls! XD
acdcambpc 2 years ago 2
He cut off his ow own beep(dick) by mistake!
Except he wasn't an beep(asshole).
GET AWAY AHH HE'S GONNA beep(fuck) ME!
Squidward I use your beep(dick) to unclog my toilet!
XD XD XD
g00dguys 2 years ago 4
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Jackson1z1 2 years ago
you little kid who cares
1yo2many 2 years ago