That Mitchell And Webb Look - Evil Waiter

[uiruu]

Formulaic, but still funny.

[sodoffpinches]

@uiruu you're formulaic and pedantic and a huge show off. I hate people like you. Now go away and time yourself doing a crossword puzzle or whatever people like you do.

[uiruu]

@sodoffpinches ...I think you've got me mistaken for someone else, Mr. Pinches. I'm only saying that it has the same jokes and same formula as the other Evil ____ skits do. The phrase "what are you really angry about" comes to mind.

[sodoffpinches]

@uiruu oh, sorry my mistake. Your comment made my blood boil but now that you've explained yourself I can see that I was a little hasty with my rage. I take my comment back. I accept your apology and thank you for clearing this unfortunate mess up. i do think that you could be a touch clearer with your future comments though, hang on a minute you're making me angry again. Yup sorry you just really get my goat aaaaarh you're a two-bit ninkunpoop and a wurtle shuffler. How do you like that?

[nederland4045]

He is not an evil waiter, he is a PROPER waiter.

[snelly69]

i love how the friendly person is always australian thats to be friendly

[emperornortonlives]

Mitchell needs to use this character more often. He would make a good independent bookseller.

[squamish4244]

"Now take your bawdy, but gratifyingly mute girlfriend, and get out." Hilariously asshole line.

[benfclark]

"How can I possibly introduce you to the manager?"

That has to be the best comeback to the sentence every employee dreads.

[MCAMVP]

"they've all gone!"

*zoom in on evil grin*

[knobcheese69]

"how can I possibly introduce you to the manager? You haven't shaved, you're not wearing a tie, and you hold your ladle like a pen."

[ripper6]

I love the way these sketches are essential the exact same script in a different setting and still manage to be hilarious every time

[544001]

god, i love this character

[randomface54]

The 2 dislikes are no doubt Robert Webb and his bawdy but gratifingly mute girlfreind.

[hitchino]

I always laugh at 'the friendly Australian girl' for some reason :')

[damarh]

did the evil man just called the friendly australian guy a .. "she" ? @ 0:36

[MasterDebator809]

@damarh if u listen more carefully he actually says "the friendly australian girl" just when he says it, girl sounds like guy sorta.

[YoUrInBaTcOuNtRyNoW6]

@damarh Australian GIRL

[nederland4045]

There is a typo in the title.

It should be "That Mitchell And Webb Look - GOOD Waiter"

[superfozziebear]

this australian girl may be nice, but she really can't hold down a job

[drbuk96]

What's the name of the fork?

[saleratus774]

@drbuk96 a vichysoisse fork

[drbuk96]

@saleratus774 Thanks. I was trying to find it for ages; googling all sorts ('vishay sois' etc.). In the end, a simple google search for the exact, quoted line finally resulted in the answer also.

[Shiryutherain]

oke, the evil butler, the evil vicar, the evil clothessalesman, did i miss one?

[4at4ish]

"they've gone sir. they've all gone. and were back!"

[JoeLaTurkeyIII]

Provided your school wasn't FREE

Oh...the number of times I've wanted to say that

[quoidanslemondequoi]

Oh PLEASE do more of these!!!!

[belzondium]

Don't jump to any conclusions about me when I say that I love the shop clerk, vicar, and waiter in these sketches, and relish every word of scorn and abuse that they lavish upon the friendly, bumbling idiot couples.

[cnra7x]

is he right about the consomme and the crab ive been looking it up but cant find anything sorry if this seems stupid lol

[artysm7]

@cnra7x yes you eat crab with a ladle...

[000xyz]

I once had a waiter just like that, in appearance and personality. I secretly planted cameras in the restaurant and watched him on the monitor at home. and we all thought that HE was a dick!

[muffin8or]

2:23 Oh, And that's a bad miss.

[Cluey3]

If I ever get into a shitty waiting job that I want to leave.

I think I shall do this.

[doomhorse]

Best Mitchell and Webb Look sketch ever.

[ProudToBeNerdy]

shame they got rid of one of the best bits from the radio series;

"We saw you on the monitors in the kitchen drinking your soup, and one does say 'drinking', by the way..."

[MJHxoxo]

The way he says "provided your school wasn't FREE" cracks me up XD

[JapeUK]

I am a waiter, and this sketch has become my internal monologue.

[Hozzas]

You're not allowed to swap.

[TomerMMHA]

Oh, I know people like that in person. The most annoying ones aren't the ones who think they're smarter and better than anyone, but the one who are really dumb and shallow while thinking they're smarter and deeper than you.

[friskycake]

How could I possibly introduce YOU to the manager?

[zufgh]

You know i can destroy you.....

[adzug]

that was amazing!

[clockendboy]

Aristocrat

[Pkyewbeam]

...And we're back.

[boiledelephant]

Oh, God, I wish the restaurant I work at could employ somebody like this, just for one week. One night, even. Not long enough to ruin business, but just for certain customers who it would really, really teach a lesson to :)

[HugginCourt]

@boiledelephant Yes, they should!

Just sort of have it in the kitchen and let it out whenever there's someone you want to scare and never have them come back!

[SadakoMoose]

@boiledelephant Way to miss the entire point of the sketch...

[boiledelephant]

@SadakoMoose Not really. I understand that they were satirizing an unpleasant trend in early 20th century service and pointing out how much things have improved.

But anyone who's ever worked in a restaurant will encounter a lot of customers that make them yearn for these days of elitist customer abuse. Because some of the people we get deserve it.

[joncobber]

@boiledelephant ,, just employ Asperger's people. LOL

[skacaulkie]

"we saw you on the monitors in the back, and we all thought u were a dick"

[normanknight100]

@skacaulkie "u"?

[DJAngiePangie]

Waiters are evil... they either make you feel awkward by paying you too much attention, lingering around your table watching you eat and trying to flatter you, or they act snobbish as raise their eyebrows in that annoying way. AH! STAPLE DOWN THEIR EYEBROWS!

[HugginCourt]

@DJAngiePangie Yes, they are quite different... therefore you should always be civil to them! you never know when they might give you the laddle!

[Maddyisnotshort13]

It's all in the wrist!

[RedMillzzz]

It just goes to show you can't be too careful.