Bonk! Ponk Hammer

[mario4ever1000]

I think on critical hit it forces opponent to laugh like Holiday Punch, and if successful hit 50% chance it will hit a second time in rapid succession. =3

[MrCorroxide]

I'm throwing my money at the screen but nothing is happening! 

[valdovinos57]

chipote chillon

[Densontf2]

Bonk! Ponk Hammer

Level 1 GUN?

- 90% Damage

+ After kill makes you Rage Quit!

(It is so tiny)

[SpiDeRReal]

Jebus that's obnoxious... I love it :D

[xilefti02]

thumbs up si eres latinoamericano y sabes que eso se llama chipote chillón

[reclusivenigma]

shut up and take my money

[SergeantSkirmisher]

Is it normal that I found this cute?

[wazbat1]

Steal the script from the "The fan of war"

That would make it perfect.

[donaldlolwut]

- 50 Fireing speed

+ Bonks the opponent on hit

- 15 damage

[EpicVideoViewer]

The symbol....ITS FREAKING NUCLEAR!!!

[MegaIhateit]

@EpicVideoViewer no, really?

[EpicVideoViewer]

@MegaIhateit I need to get a sign one day so people won't let me post stupid comments...

[MegaIhateit]

@EpicVideoViewer That was one too, I am helping you by reminding you...

[reptil100]

Critical hit should BONK the victim.

[TheMunkeMan97]

Upload on steam on workshop.

[DHvicioPlays]

Chapolin Colorado =)

[darmok1440]

should be a skin for the atomizer

[Weredo3]

upload it on the steam workshop

[blackopspwnage5]

maybe the crafting could be two bonk atomic punches atomizer and two refined

[thebullshitmaster]

I dont think theyll put this in,since we already have a bat that has bonk! over it(atomizer)but it would be nice if it was in game anyways...

[XxFluffyToastxX]

@thebullshitmaster just because 2 weps have the same word written on it doesnt mean they shouldnt be put in game.

[jonathanmadison12]

I wanted it to squeak on hit :'(

[DaSinkMan]

@jonathanmadison12 it did, didnt it?

[jonathanmadison12]

@DaSinkMan No,its more of a "Clack" noise, not a squeak

[wlymca]

@jonathanmadison12 You mean what the thing already did?

[jonathanmadison12]

@wlymca What?

[Guessnought]

@jonathanmadison12 thats not how squeaky hammers sound. inflatable kind maybe

[jonathanmadison12]

@Guessnought Uh.. Those kind can squeak too... :U No offense.. but do you even know what you're talking about?

[Guessnought]

@jonathanmadison12 i could be wrong. then again the only toy hammers ive ever seen make that exact noise.

[jonathanmadison12]

@Guessnought I could be wrong as well, but either way, the game is pretty cartoon-y, so a squeak would be okay, hmm?

[iToasterFace]

@jonathanmadison12 That would get annoying as shit, when people start spamming it

[jonathanmadison12]

@iToasterFace Well, you could make it so it only squeaks on an enemy player hit, not on walls or anything like that.. might help it a little

[Dar3dmag3]

Wanananananan Scary

[wafflemale]

Should make a legit squeak with a few different sounds :3

[SwerveStarEx]

Either...

+Can be used during BONK! Atomic Punch invincibility

-50% less Melee Damage (OR) -50% BONK! less Atomic Punch time (OR) -50% slower BONK! Atomic Punch recharge time

Or maybe...

+Melee attacks recharge the BONK! Atomic Punch faster

-20% less melee damage (OR) -20% melee attack speed

[Jaeger7793]

This might be better if it made a squeaky noise, like a rubber duckie.

[ParadiseNigh]

:O Do want. 

[konni1231]

how to make one?

[wolttere]

@konni1231 omg srsly?

[TheMatthew454]

@wolttere shut up ass hole



[TheMatthew454]

how did u make it ?? gmod

[wolttere]

@TheMatthew454 dumbass

[metalgearfan981]

Good Job, I bet they might make it! :)

[Pyro3109]

make it louder ! xD

[MrNoe2010]

item test

[phaphachboy]

+ Can now attack while under effect of Bonk! Atomic Punch

+ Bonk Atomic Punch lasts 5 seconds Longer

+ On Hit: Refill 10% of your Bonk! Atomic Punch

- Bonk Atomic Punch is no longer automatically restocked via time or medicabs

- 75% Less Damage

[mendinja]

@phaphachboy should be 80%less dmg

[highlec]

to bad the holy mackeral was made a real item and this wasnt

[flashn00b]

Team of Vesperia?

[evilsailorhaitor]

i had mine and ir went all purple-chekkered XD

[rayane181297]

This hammer should have :

+20% knockback per hit

+5% chance of stunning for 2 seconds (stuns like a ball you throw from a small distance)

-30% less damage

[Have the same taunting as sandman]

P.S : No this isn't underpowered since even if it deals way less damage you can still stun which would be OP if you deal a lot of damage but valve is now making futuristic weapons that have almost no bad side effect though =/

[TheDevilbuster]

RUBBER HAMMER

NOT PARTICULARLY EFFECTIVE

[forgetfulmandude]

0 damage

+100% melee speed

each hit as a 5% chance of instantly killing

[zombies5100]

thats so cute

[StormX6]

a good weapon i would like is a spy knife thats a pair of scissors, a tennis racket and a tennis ball for scout, and an extra specialized sapper for spy

[JPMD64]

@StormX6 "Super Sapper" would've been unbalanced, dunno why Tennis Ball + Racket for Scout, and the scizzor-knife thing seems a little too weird...

Mind explaining the 3?

[StormX6]

@JPMD64 i thought the sapper was a little too slow at sapping, so it would sap the sentry faster and the engineer would have a harder time trying to get it off, but it would be limited on how many you can use, the scissors would be just like the level 1 knife and the scout tennis racket would be simliar to the Sandman except he would hit the tennis ball to stun

[JPMD64]

@StormX6 Like two at a time for each engie? Still a little unbalanced IMO, maybe make it remove your disguise too, encouraging users to sap nearby sentries first, and possibly make a louder noise alerting nearby enemies, but that wouldn't be possible as only three loadout weapons can be replaced as of now.

The scizzors thing is weird but creative, and same for Tennis Sandman except it is unfitting with the character (Scout plays baseball, nothing else)

[StormX6]

@JPMD64 yeah, it was just an idea i came up with. The scissors idea came from when i tried doing some tricks with a pair of scissors, Valve can come up with some REALLY weird ideas, like the birdcage pyro hat

[over9000stuff]

better idea:

alt-fire: launches a bonk! can that makes all damage taken on the victim mini-crits

boosts, such as Kritzkrieg, only boost up to mini-crits

description: definatelty not the average hammer toy.... more humiliating than getting hit by a fish!

[sampapa1]

This won't make it. it's too cartoon-like and valve said they wouldn't accept ones like that.

[JPMD64]

@sampapa1 Dunno, seems perfectly fitting with the game IMO.

[Tykozy21]

@sampapa1 You're right it is too cartoony. I guess I'll just have to stick with beating people to death with fish, mittens, spy arms, and wrenches that turn people into gold

[ObadiahtheSlim]

Almost as annoying as the demopan.

[FreakinDumbass]

Bonk! Ponk Hammer

Level 10 Baby Toy

'And you thought getting killed by a fish is humiliating'

[cabooseisfunny]

Same stats as heavy's tickle gloves. NAO.

[WalterLascaux]

it should increase movement speed and firing speed after kills... sort of like hyping you up

[over9000stuff]

alt fire: launches a ball that makes all damage they take mini crits for 7 seconds

cannot pick up balls

+10 max health on wearer

5% speed decrease

[WEEGEE6607]

@over9000stuff 25% less damage

[EvilMisha]

I love this sound :D

[Hempelsparadox]

This is great. It should make you invincible on kill or something.

[TheBowser456]

it should have a ball to hit

[Tykozy21]

+Does crital hits to any scout under BONK! or CRIT-a-COLA

-Dose 17 damage to anything else.

[ChrisFreemanJr]

+60% attack speed

-30% damage

No Double Jump while equipped.

[ChrisFreemanJr]

+60% attack speed

-30% damage

No Double Jump while equipped.

[johncena200010]

Let's hope the item comes out :D

[wazbat1]

steal the script from the fan of war.

Use that one, and add a squeaky sound, or is it just a skin?

[gaspar19991]

I will subscribe you if you add squeaky toy sound!

[aRandomPwnr16]

you should send this in to vaulve and they might make it a weapon and sell for a lot.

[6000NoobTube]

Amy Rose will hate you for this.

[IhaveCupcakes]

@zipguin Fuck you troll.. Maybe the hammer Will get a ball!! Haha fail (:

[badwolfproductions09]

Who wants some o' this? PONK!

[wazbat1]

It should be like the butterfly bat thing, it does 5 damage, but marks the target for death

[Phillipf8]

@wazbat1 butte- what you described is incorrect, its a FAN

[macea1994]

a toy? damn what is scout  a action figurine?

[bluecard5499]

i would love tf2 even more if it had that

[DarkDXZ]

It should have a taunt where Scout "charges" it before smashing anyone into the ground with it

[VideoGameFreak7]

It would make a very good Fan of war re-skin due to it's low damage.

[CrazyMachine298]

@VideoGameFreak7

I'd rather have it be a bat re-skin because

then it would actually be practical.

[DecoyCannon]

Stats:

+Can remove sappers

- __% damage penalty

+50% Ball/Drink recharge rate

[icannotspellwell]

@DecoyCannon

nah, scout moves too fast to be given a remove sappers item. And for tha +50% recharge for ball, you'd need to be able to run two melee weapons. But even for drink, +50% seems a bit much to me.

[DecoyCannon]

@icannotspellwell Hey im just throwin ideas out. Whos to say it wont have a ball? :P

[zipguin]

@DecoyCannon you missed up XD ball? lol scout can only carry 1 melee fail :P

[DecoyCannon]

@zipguin Insert IhaveCupcakes comment here...

[derkwizzerds101]

Can I have a clear set of instructions on how to install this skin? It won't work for me.

[MrAwpghost]

How do u make them hold the same weap as u?

[Alex1421001]

Send it to the workshop.

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@Alex1421001 So, heard about descriptions? I hear they are REAL FUCKING HANDY these days...

[Alex1421001]

@nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 Why you mad brother ? When I posted the comment it wasn't sent to the workshop,so how 'bout a nice cup of shut the fuck up ?

[nonobaOMGWEEGEE2]

@Alex1421001 You seem mad because you told me to get a cup of shut the fuck up aggressively. And plus, I am NOT you're brother, if you were, well that's a nice way to treat a family member.

[Alex1421001]

@nonobaOMGWEEGEE2 Hahaha,this slapz me on the knee.

[johncena200010]

Make it an official item I'll be waiting

[bobpcaramel]

it squeaks when you bang it.....thats what she said.

[PaladinHope]

DO IT so much trolling would go on i hope this gets made its aswome and super funny

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

send it to valve, they might make it an official weapon (and you get a little bonus ^_^)

[PanicIGaming]

submit it for the steam files thingy, this would be a cool reskin of the bat

[Lublify]

Put it in the steam workshoppp

[StarvinMarvin775]

is that what other people would see it as

[Kakashinigami]

It could be a real weapon! 100% damage penalty, but stuns (like sandman) on hit. Also squeaks.

[manfandan]

This is awesome! Whoever made this should submit it to the workshop!

[zekromsucks]

@manfandan they did @_@

[pierson10]

Se parece al martillo del Chapulin Colorado o.O

[baconlover2012]

how did u get tht

[MrNudeypants]

@baconlover2012 It's a skin.

Click the URL in the description.

[cgdowney88]

You should Submit it too Tf2 they might make it a offical weapon.

[GrounderTheRobot]

i think it should just slow down people, after you slow down him, you could get your scattergun and kill him

[K0ragg]

it should stun like the sandman ball but do damage like the fan o war and u can stun 1 person at a time.

[Karkoye]

The Ponk!

Adds knockback

-90% damage done

[CandyCoatedMedic]

Nice. Put it in the steam workshop and probobly it will get into the mann co. store! Once it will be able to be tested, i will test it out. Thanks for the review!

[PlatinumGD]

wait...are these even real O.o cause if they are....I WANT ONE!!!

[SecondlifeAceDeir]

how can u kill someone with  a soft toy

[EdgarFroez]

Chapolin

[EpicNinjaRubberDuck]

Duck sound or "BONK!" Would be nice :)

[roflshank33]

Only If It Was Real

[anakin4351]

@roflshank33 it is real

[roflshank33]

@anakin4351 NO Its a skin

[anakin4351]

@roflshank33 but is real

[DratiniBoy65]

@anakin4351 It is not real, it is a reskin, skins are how they look.

[anakin4351]

@DratiniBoy65 yes if it is a skin its real... i mean it exists...

[DratiniBoy65]

@anakin4351 It exists. But it's only a skin. It's not a real weapon.

[Seruvius]

hell yeah = D

[LedgacyTsutarja]

Is this a joke of the Pow Hammer DX for Presea of Tales of Symphonia?

[leonderprofie123]

sry but xD this is shit

[Fallenshadowv3]

At the cost of damage being decreased per second it's worn, it puts you under the effects of BONK!Atomic Punch while drawn. Sound like fair game?

[ShorkGamer]

BONK!

[ADayOfTF2ECHO]

*KABOOONK*

[HydroMonsoon]

This should work like the fish. On one hit, it says 'Ponk hit' and on a kill it would say 'Ponkified'. It would have the home run taunt, but if you hit someone, it would make a squeaking sound and they would just fall over.

[JPMD64]

@HydroMonsoon A whoel taunt just to "trip" someone? Or you mean they would die without being sent flying?

[HydroMonsoon]

@JPMD64 They would die without being sent flying.

[Rodsims1]

Valve shud do something like this: Golden Wrench for engineer,Golden Kuruki for Sniper,Bonk! Hammer for Scout,Golden Knife for Spy,Saxxy for Medic,Golden Axe for Pyro( or hammer),Golden Shovel for Solider, and Golden Boxing thing for heavy

[Shadrio]

Smells like a Fan-o-War Reskin.

Or it could "Bonk" enemies (3 second Stun) and allies (apply 3 seconds of Bonk! Atomic Punch effects) but reduce attack power and/or attack speed.

Regardless, it's a cool model and idea, and if it were to make it into the game, I'd love to see it not be a reskin.

[TheTrueChuster]

My description tag would be like "It´s so easy, even your kids can do killing sprees!"

[x3rman]

no contaban con su astucia

[HylianDefender]

It should make a squeaky toy sound when it hits

[hiir007]

@HylianDefender It does make.

[DemoKnight100]

@HylianDefender it does @_@

[HylianDefender]

@DemoKnight100 I meant like a dog's squeaky toy would squeak. Although this works too.

[DemoKnight100]

@HylianDefender a=oh i see what your talking about.

[SuperIcyPhoenix]

@HylianDefender it is

[MrVidManiacMilo]

@HylianDefender NOOOOO that would be annoying hearing scouts spaming the shit out of that hammer

[fyrerider521]

@MrVidManiacMilo Its just like that frying pan for the demoman.

[JudoonScanner]

@MrVidManiacMilo I would love to buy it, if it became a real tf2 weapon (you know what I mean) because it's a brilliant idea! XD

[edfreak9001]

-50 damage, speeds up teammates? Maybe?

[dylanw3000]

Finally, a good use of ITEM_TEST

[garysnail123]

My description tag would be "And you thought getting killed by a fish was embarassing."

[TakuThePyromancer]

@garysnail123 and i thought getting killed by a gift wrap was embarassing...

[nettimato]

@garysnail123 can't feel shame when dead

[HunPolice]

Funny and nice

actually its a joke of the damage of Scout bat ? because if yes then i totally get it.