Daniel Tosh (not shown on TV) Plastic Surgery

[guitarg3ek]

funniest comedian EVER

[lauraedith1]

DON'T SPEAK YOUR BUGA BUGA LANGUAGE! LOL

[RMimz]

Lol 0:33 - 0:35 "I LOVE BIG TITTIES!"

[edwardelricfangirl1]

lol

[kingdorky]

there goes daniel, he's got a fat, FAT DICK

[sIILymims]

Funny funny funny!!

[rocket1918]

this guys a fucking racist he's cool until he starts talkin bout race and i don't mean juz mine.

[XxRandomxNamexX]

This is super funny, but the visual quality is HORRIBLE

[keykeyx10000]

WOW hahaha.

[bevans52]

by the way i hate soccer

[Luvergurl4ever]

The woman in the back that says HEY! at like 0:17. She must have a boob job lol

[pinkpanthersix]

"Did he died?"

Wow, is that a sentence?

Haha

[SwissArro]

@pinkpanthersix It's a meme.

[PhantomLyric]

did he died?

[sk8er1alex]

AMAZING

[joshiejay]

I remember growing up asking my mom, y is my dick soooo fat? Lmao

[daytonskater1]

im from american dont speek your bogaboga languare

[ughxugh]

They showed this part.  Still funny.

[PlanetPissEmployee]

Look, there goes Daniel, with his FAT, FAT DICK!

[samanthanm21]

Lmao, this guy is my favorite person in the world. "now you know why i call him best friend foreverrr" pmsl

[GareyMuir]

He's obiviously lying about his age, his myspace says he's 54. In here he says he 59.

[Aphasia17]

i got to see him live for 5 bucks at chapman college after this was shot and before he had his show

[Chnamanjx]

My armpits are cringing and feeling ticklish.

[EternalPerfektion]

HAHAHAHAHA

[seth61682]

TOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JoJoBee0789]

Gawd I love him.

[gabzz72]

" i don't wanna develop a personality, u're better off cutting my face" LMAO !!!

[dikbutkik]

yea i saw this on comedy central why does is say (not shown on tv)

[elisamurderess]

mother why is my dick sooo fat!!!?

hahaha

[Bikingscr016]

umm this joke was on tv?

[TheKushMon]

holy shit that ending was fuckin hilarious

[iceboy1212]

ive seen this

[enjoypolydor]

Stand-up is wayyyy better than his show

[curtispan]

Both are excellent.

[BJZnRPZ]

crack head 4 sure

[Cimmy1313]

there goes Daniel..he's got a fat FAT Dick!.... LMAO everytime!

[kidben123]

this guy his funney man

[MarlboroJuanaT0ke]

this was on t.v.

[Willowville]

@MarlboroJuanaT0ke The first part was featured on t.v., yes, but the latter portion was censored out.

[didickcheeseburger]

only a small part of it was. ive never heard most of those jokes

[dragonblood199]

1:28 ish on was not on t.v.

[pixeldmg]

You got to watch the whole standup of this. It's hilarious.

[mattjc25]

the best is the "hey!" part

[TheShadow577]

His show is meh, but his stand up is fucking hilaeious

[EternalPerfektion]

Bahahahaha how does that feel, whores?

[Kikitaytayte]

you did it cuz your a whore

[pwwnsaucedat]

juicy like a star burst hahaha

[xH3FANTICx]

i saw this on xbox live on netflix

[Bozam1188]

I love his style lol

[DoctorRobertBobby]

this video got some HUGE laughs out of me. amazing stuff

[johnnameworks]

Enjoy your free drinks

[WODigitalShorts]

i saw him live. he was out their for like an hour and a half. im sure he did the same thing here. he even made jokes that he sucks live and on his specials they just go back and photoshop everyones hands in the air and put laugh tracks in. clearly thats a joke, but i do believe he usually stays out for a long time.

[grammerpolise]

this was shown on tv.

comedy central

[Spashaei]

They edit out certain parts to fit the allotted time for TV, smart-ass. The majority of it was on tv.

[badland10]

hahaa get told guy who pretends he actually knows shit by posting pointless comments on youtube, you're # 1 grammerpolise d[-_-]b

[Jokester1338]

@Spashaei It was on tv spashaei, but only on the secret stash, where they dont bleep out the swears. But normally yes it isnt on tv

[RMimz]

@Spashaei That may be true... but it was on comedy central (this bit was on comedy central)

[MisfitsA7Xcky]

hahaha XD

[keephustlin]

this dude is fuken funny!

[thatguy985]

this was on tv

[Spashaei]

the one I saw cut out him motorboating and a few things

[dannyboy785]

you dumb shit, watch the entire video

[MaNu469]

wow this is really funny just found about it today

[kelymac]

lol, how's that feel whores?

[gobluesgogo]

lol, he's fucking hilarious!! Haha, my type of humor! :D