The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Snooping in Secrets [9/13/09]

[44ch1m]

HE'S FUCKING STRAIGHT PEOPLE!!!!

[SilentlyVocal]

Project needlenose?

*facepalm*

[pacmanlover12]

he gets kidnapped rly ... im 14 and i speak bettter english then him correct way to say it he's been kidnapped . gets is stating that it is going to happen lol :3

[rapTram]

@pacmanlover12 No, stupid, "he gets kidnapped" is fine.

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

Oh shit...I better return that sonichu figurine...and get chris's better crayola FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC version. Much more durable.

[JohnMooreification]

Whatever happened to Wild Sonichu's Scyther father? by Neil Gaiman.

[JohnMooreification]

Original hand draw wing!

[dfshjb44]

"There's no Sonichu game...yet!"

[DafyddCymraeg]

So, he wants to say 'The Vivian, the"; seeing as that was the joke on the Simpsons.

[AlanSmithee06]

I think the only reason his little diatribe ended as it did was because his mom came home. His folks probably dropped the banhammer and he was afraid of getting caught.

[TheCaptainLulz]

"Among all the other origional hand drawings" And he looks, but fail! there so much plastic crap there that he cant find his prize posession. What a tanker of fail this fuckblob is.

[berbobloo]

NUMBER 11

[RayAndFlare]

"Project needlenose"

Lol.

[govindh3]

Keep pressing 9 to watch Chris give a hand job to a niggo duck

[LauraIsPink]

lmao "aiding and abetting". i just love how he thinks that his shit is worth stealing.

[thelooneytunesman]

when he said his drawing are in his house mean there under all of the trash he has in his parents house

[mp3dude23]

he sounds like a retarded version of the mayor in the simpsons

[didjargo]

0:33 You could sink the Navy with that amount of bull shit. You've got to wonder, all of the times that he claims to have been in direct contact with people in the industry (not counting the times he's been trolled), who is he trying to lie to more, us or himself?

[KeserArtist]

3:19

....OBJECTION!

[xRagma]

he got exhausted by turning the chair around...

[MichaelLV99]

Sonichu's father... wait what? Um... I mean how? To get this straight xD Sonichu was created when Sonic crashed into Pikachu.

[gokugetem]

I've been watching CWC for about an hour, and I'm ready to cry. I know that he's a racist, homophobic, sexist, pant's shitting, welfare leeching, gluttonous, egomaniacal plagiarist, but it just dawned on me that he's, what, twenty-seven here, and it's heart-breaking. When he does that sweep of his room to show off his "hand-drawings," Jesus Christ.

[HoLOLcaust]

@gokugetem It's his own fault.

[CKO92]

"Only I have those stories..." And you can keep 'em, buddy.

[Krauserowns]

His hair and face always looks so greasy

[Emanresu56]

YOU'RE BEING SCAAMMED.

[Trickishismael360]

@Emanresu56 Yeah thing is that He's always talking about fake merchandise. Who would buy his crap?

[ZyxthePest]

"In my head...ON PAPER"

Well, that's one theory of what's under that skull...

[mrpopenfresh]

How can the C in Sonichu be hard and soft at the same time?

[KeserArtist]

"THEY'RE FAKE! YOU'RE BEING SCAMMED! THROW IT OUT INTO THE GARBAGE BECAUSE IT WASN'T MADE BY MEEEEE!"

It's probably a LOT more professional and better than you could ever make it...seriously...

[Patel9053]

"No video game can be creative without my own power."

A true paragon of modesty.

[hempartist420]

whatever Ian

[NeoSSJX]

"Hey, love! Just checkin' to see if you were home!"

"We'll be back in a moment."

I guess it was feeding time.

[lazors1]

This kid would be extremely easy to troll...

[Ninjadude2012]

@lazors1 and so he is. and from what i've heard, he deserves every little bit of it and more. and he's like in his late 20's so he's not a kid, although he acts like one.

[leeham991]

@lazors1

You're 5 years too late to even try. The veteran Chris Chan trolls would just turn on you for the lulz.

[thereaIblackcerberus]

@lazors1 No one will ever troll him harder than he trolls himself.

[ArgonSpyder]

He has all of his ideas in his head on paper. Goddamnit Chris.

[ZyxthePest]

Storyplots

[Checkmate409]

"Does that look like a printout?"

No, it looks like you just cleaned out your underwear.

[sexhaie]

oh god a wild snorlax appears at the end of this video!

[NeoSquadillah]

a story where bubbles travels to an amusement park? im so fucking excited i need to know how that plays out!!

[CaptainEzzy]

Yeah sure Ian!

[videogamenostalgia]

Where the fuck does he come up with this stuff? I have honestly never heard of a game where a character gets kidnaped, and the protagonist must go and rescue them! What an amazing and unique idea! Truly Chris is the master of storytelling...

[TonyBMan]

@videogamenostalgia chris-chan is like a bottomless pit (think SPARTAAAAAAAAA) of lulz and trollbait

[PURE4WESOME1000]

@videogamenostalgia Wait mario did that OMG MARIO MUST OF COPPYED THIS GUY RIGHT??

[Trakheed]

wtf is up with his pikachu necklace?

[TonyBMan]

@Trakheed ITS SONICHU MIOTHERFUCKELER AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE TIME HIS GALPAL GOT KIDNAPPED AND A TROLL MADE HIM SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS PIECE BY PIECE TO SAVE HER lolol (btw thats a true story bro)

[Trollaverse]

unless its the amuesment park from Silent Hill 3, i don't care....

[llecho419ll]

lol @ 4:25 when mom comes home.

[marbleskc]

I think he's using that microphone for singstar.

[MiHiVidz]

Oh, the apocalyptic train wreck that will happen to Chris once his parents are dead & gone. With an attitude like his, there will be no other possible outcome.

[SeanStrife]

@TranshumanCyborg Well now you do know. And knowing is half the battle.

[SeanStrife]

@SeanStrife Or perhaps you just caught me at a good time.

[SeanStrife]

@TranshumanCyborg He didn't delete his account, you moron. He just deleted his videos, and I give it before the end of the year or RIGHT at the beginning of the new year before he's making videos again. I say making videos because he still gets on YouTube from time to time.

[Segadude3000]

your being scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame­d

[Shonbi]

How the hell does his voice stay high pitched with age?

[thegorillasnake]

@Shonbi Strange thing is, when he was 16 his voice was actually deeper.

[Shonbi]

@thegorillasnake *play creepy music*

[jamiecranton]

his room is a hell hole its freaky

[riflemuffin]

@jamiecranton it's his whole house too...the gates to satan's amusement park of AIDS and fail.

[videogamenostalgia]

The end is just hilarious. When Chris tries to be badass and boast about the merits of Sonichu, he usually looks laughable, but the ending is the icing on the pathetic cake- just his expression and the fear and embarrassment of his mom walking in...

[mrslash11]

Wait... I thought the logic behind this stupid fucking comic was that sonichu was a combination of sonic and pikachu. WTF is a syther doing in there?

[StaticPokemon]

@mrslash11 my good friend, let me introduce you to the wonderful world of the Sonichu Babies.

one of the worst of the comics he drew introduced a bunch of sonichu and rosechu hellspawn that fell out of a rainbow that got made when pikachu and sonic ran into eachother. wild's scyther 'father' was just a surrogate.

i personally wish it'd gone all oviraptor on the egg and eaten it instead of raising it.

[Kamikitsune0]

what if it's nice scam merchandise? let's face it...anything chris makes will suck.

[halodystroyer44]

pokemon shirt looks a little small on him

[6mokachino9]

chris's dad: chris come suck me off.

chris: well be back in a moment.

(never comes back)

[TwoHandedSledge]

"No one would be able to impersonate me for real, or even my hand drawn style" Of course not FOR REAL. No one else, in reality, is that much of a pathetic, talentless, miserable fucking retard. And of course no one can emulate his drawing style, because he's the only person alive that draws that shitty. I love how overly narcissistic he is, when he's the most untalented, disgusting, worthless human being walking. It's like a turd walking around thinking it smells like freshly picked daisies.

[TwoHandedSledge]

"I have a coupuh uv brief annowncments to make DOOODS." Yeah, you sound so fucking "hip" and "down" there Chris. Fucking idiot, I swear.. and why are you so fucking stupid and gullible? "It's not ofishow. It's not reeeeeeeeyo. Yer bean skeeeeehaamed" could have easily came before "and I don't know whaayee!"

So, yeah, I just wanted to say how much I still fucking hate you and pray for your immediate death. Alright, take care.

[Getoffmearse]

4:28 his mommy walks in so he hides the camera

[SZF123456]

whats with the black robot penis he's got in front of him, is that usually there and this was an accident? is this how he stays in his closet?

[Dominub]

@SZF123456 I'm pretty sure it's called a microphone.

[SZF123456]

@Dominub so the black robot penis i have coming from my computer is a... micro... phone?

[Dominub]

@SZF123456 Unless it's raping you in some form, I think so

[SZF123456]

@Dominub i got some things to think about man. oh my GOD :(

[aeminence]

Brief annoucements to make duuudes. LOL

[GIJOEY777]

Seriously. Wat.

[Smoothieman7]

no chris-chan, youre busted. YOURE busted

[16smorford31785]

O MI GAWD HAN DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SOSHaruhi101]

Sccaaaaam

[grahamley]

"My own power My own will!... I am the real deal!......My hand joint style." I mumble these things while I am roaming the streets in my hobo clothes and eating the pigeons.

[videogamenostalgia]

Sega can't even get Sonic games right- Sonic has a GOOD series of games and stories to build on! What makes Chris think they could do a Sonichu game with his 'distinctive' (Read: Utter shit) drawing style and 'willpower' (what willpower? He's lazy as fuck!), and what makes him think anyone apart from him cares?

[ButterflywithBALLS]

Lol, his mom walked in.

[mrslash11]

There wil never being a Sonichu anything. Especially a game.

[hado123]

3:45

Simpsons = Ruined Forever ;_______;

[MahBoi22]

you're being scyyyyyammed!!! I don't know why that cracked me the fuck up...

[kaozbender]

lol @ his grandma glasses

[LucasHorclox]

Does he seriously think that his unoriginal shitastic Sonichu series is better than the ORIGINAL Sonic? OH SHIT

[xXRackas321Xx]

Sonichu the Game. I bet that would fly off the shelves like hot cakes huh?

[ColorzBox]

Well he is right about something.....I Fo Sho cant impersonate him.

[Lars0n]

His voice makes me want to try all the ways possible to make it stop.

[BubbleBathGorilla]

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

[aquasloth]

I don't care if they're print-outs or original hand-drawings; they all fucking suck, Chris.

[Edd360]

SCEEEEMED

[Gg66dolphin]

Why does Ian keep calling himself Chris?

[OMGBEARS]

That microphone looks like a penis...

[PaulTGuise]

Oh my! Bubbles goes to an amusement park!? Such... such epic drama! She sure does go on many adventures! O_O

[TrustabilityLost]

Kidnapping.

The only plot device in the world.

[metalWeirdo77]

God damn look at all the crap on his desk

[90sHeroMAXD]

Needle nose

[09denzelmvp]

wow bbc was right

[ilikemunting]

your parents must be so disappointed with you.

[areeb10000]

a five year old could emulate his drawing style

[Ayauchi]

He reminds me of Chadwarden in this video.

[brutusmuerto]

Officially da official sonichu merchandise wil NEVER be officially released because you officially are an official officially lazy fat ass moron..

[nethoras]

I HAVE SO MANY CREATIVE STORY ARCS!

REMEMBER WILD SONICHUS SCYTHER FATHER THAT ONLY APPEARED FOR ABOUT 7 SECONDS?

I BET YOUR WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM, HE GOT KIDNAPPED!

KIIIIIIDDNAAAPPPPPEEEED!!!!!!!­!

oh the drama, good job cwc

[tw1stedgrudge]

@nethoras .... He got kidnapped?

WOAH. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

This plot fully pulls in my attention. I NEED TO KNOW!

[5282890]

@nethoras nope he wasnt he went home, killed his wife and hung himself after finding out he was the "father" of one of chris chan's creation

[ogloosh]

Moments like this one make me really wish that Chris chan won the best article poll. Seriously, I would love to see how he reacted to that.

[BlackNoir]

So all of his "deep story arcs" involve some bastardized hedgehog pokemon wanted to beat up total strangers.

[TheCartoonLoon]

what sega,s not working on a sonichu game? surprise surprise.

are you kidding me this guy thought project needle mouse(AHEM) nose (as he puts it) was a sonichu game... realy... really

[Erik24351]

I'm sorry for you man :(

Really, those jerks and Encyclopedia Dramatica just want you to realize you're making a fool out of yourslef.

ALSO, HERE'S A TIP: Shower. Ladies like a man who's not greasy,

[CaptainTooner]

Snooping as usual, Chris-Chan?

[asstreme2]

DICK!

[CaptainTooner]

Don't ya mean "duck?"

[Thefriendlybaron]

@CaptainTooner ducks are for fucks,why not puck?

[RowdyRodimus]

"Well you know my name is Ian and I like to do recolors"

[DoubleIntruder]

Chris no one cares about your shitty hand drawn re-colors..

All of the artwork done by the trolls is far superior to anything you have ever done, or will ever do..

More importantly though, no one cares about Sonichu..

You don't have "fans" you have people who are waiting for you to make an ass of yourself in your videos like you are doing right now..

[Thefriendlybaron]

@DoubleIntruder dude just let him live in his own world.Dude this guy thinks that recolors and stuff like that nintendo or sony will actally accept.Dude im freaking 14 years younger than this guy and i know that nintendo or any game company that is good will not accept this stuff he draws.

[hogjawso9]

look at his room ladies and gents thats your tax mony at work

[AlanSmithee06]

@hogjawso9 If it keeps him off the streets, he can fucking have the money.

[BigBananaMan]

Here's a well known secret. If you praise CWC and pretend to like him, he can read your typing. If you try to help him or tell him why he's an idiot, your writing will be invisible to his eyes. He can only really see things that happen in his alternate reality. They say this was caused after the time travel accident. His brain was sent to an alternate reality while his body stayed in our world, loosely connected through what scientists believe is related to string theory.

[BlueKnightNight]

Chris sure has a lot of stuff in his room. Has he ever thought about renovate the room?

[STOOPIDDUMBY]

Daraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawl­ings

[robokill387]

BUUK  NUMBER EELEBEN!

[OliviaTheEvilKitten]

we're so busted guise.

[CharlieOKane]

OHNOES he is sending in DETECTIVES AND POLICE

doesnt he hate police and call them "jerkops" because they arrested him for soliciting?

[TubularMonkey]

3:31. Every video is about busting trolls. I mean EVERY video is about busting trolls. Ricardo. May I call you Ricardo? Ricardo, there has never been a person online who has liked you. Everyone, past, present and future is or will be disgusted by you. You're self-centered, lazy and (most ironically) cocky. Some really quick points. Nobody is impressed by Crayola Model Magic, meandering man-child comics, or anything else you do. Do something with your life that doesn't involve games!

[23512325235]

this drawings sucks

[TheGamingCollectorX]

wtf im i looking at????

[hogjawso9]

ur looking at retarded manchild named chris chan u would be wise to never look in his direction

[ButterflywithBALLS]

@TheGamingCollectorX Google "Who the fuck is Julie?" and ask yourself that question again.

[VicRules666]

Hand dlawlings HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[PankeymanProductions]

Why would anybody want to impersonate YOU!?

[Edgemaster000]

Those videos with him...are no fake, I can tell you that shit now. And damn, I'm glad to have a mild form of autism instead of...the one this guy has.

[niatona]

Snooping as usual, I see.

[shearod]

Holy crap... A Sonichu game? I'm psyched. I hope it's on HEX BAWX...

[MrContingencyT]

What's his skype I need to have a fucking discussion with this aspie.

[OjohYou]

don't bother. Also looooooooool "project needlenose"

[shinobicorg]

nice curtains.

[MetroidPat14]

SCAM

[DarthOnizuca]

"Lols, Wild goes to rescue his father, Sonichu goes to a challenge, Angelica goes to defend her church, and punchy and bubbles do..... nothing of any real importance." Thats some great story development there

Oh and anyone who was going to make a game now has new information num nuts

[sentientmachine11]

At least he didn't call himself Ricardo this time.

[LeonSKennedy828]

I sometimes feel so sorry for this guy and other times hate him, it's weird.

[xWhiteClaudiax]

Aw, HELL NO. I'm not burning my novelty anatomically correct Mary Lee Walsh doll. Fuck you.

[robotdan]

" hand drawing style "

jeez, i don't know very many people that can draw with their hands ian

[MadManArt]

Ian is old. No one does that anymore.

[GundamLeviathan]

Calling him by his true honest name, IAN pisses him off like nothing else. Moron

[iamnotapie]

It was old after about a day.

[posthumanfetus]

I think what he means is that his comics are shit, but he can draw hands better than God and the Bear themselves.

[TsarIvanIV]

Since when does Chris have the power to damn people?

Has he never read the bits in the Bible about how it's a grave violation to curse others....?

[ChromeTruckNutz]

Chris, how long is it gonna take for you to figure out no one gives a shit about your retarded sonichu crap? People watch you because your a pathetic, no life, virgin king of douchebags who makes anyone's life seem meaningful by comparison.

No one cares about "ofishal sonikchu murchindize" so shut the fuck up already.

[evilass334]

@ChromeTruckNutz um iv researched this a bit. there is a pretty big fan-base that actually LIKE sonichu

[ChromeTruckNutz]

@evilass334 There are no actual Sonichu fans. Literally none. Let's pretend that looking at the self-serving, sexually depraved garbage Chris produces is not enough proof to support that statement. Let's pretend the fact that he updates his shit about once every six months, and expects everyone to wait patiently is not enough proof to support that statement.

There are a lot of people who SAY they like sonichu online, but before you jump to conclusions, you may wanna research the word "sarcasm".

[evilass334]

@ChromeTruckNutz ah ok. sorry then for that uselss comment.

[ghgod101]

@ChromeTruckNutz actually there are trolls that sumwat like sonichu

ironic isnt it?

[aeminence]

@ghgod101 For "plot" or just for lulz? Thats different.

[ghgod101]

@aeminence both haha

[NonRandomUser]

PINGAS!

[supercoolsunday]

Throw it in the garbage, burn it, return it

[scttscoodoo]

SCAAAAAAMMMMEDDDDD

[feargreed]

So where can I buy some "knockoff" Sonichu merchandise? Apparently according to CWC such things exist.

[Poever]

C'mon CWCiki, which is down currently.

Please be okay.

[deltafoverdeltax]

They're gettin' it only off the In'ernet just like everything Chris does. I really don't think he understands how other people's beliefs work. I don't think he understands that just because he sees the paper that he knows he drew on, other people have any reason to believe him when he shows them the paper.

He really is severely autistic—he's just not retarded.

[TyphoonBling]

he talks like someone cares about the storyline

[temprise]

Is he wearing lip gloss?

[scttscoodoo]

LOL

[Tuttatis]

2:00 is he getting buttfucked or what?

[Nebr66]

how would buying a fake be a 'scam' , at least i'd get to actually play the damn game before the turn of the century

[noitcurtsnocnacnuD]

SCAAAHHMED.

[ZylnorWrath]

he got too much shit in his room....

[ar15expert]

someone really needs to steal all of his sonichu shit

[Urvy1A]

Who in here has a copy of Smackdown Vs. RAW (any year)? If so, any plans to create a CWC CAW?

[IamKidKash]

I haven't played the ones after 08, but I was thinking of getting it again, and making a Clyde Cash versus CWC PPV main event lol

[ZippoReviews]

id watch that =p