F*** Internet Providers!

[1werall]

holy shit my internet went out during this video lol

[RickyFromKingston]

its not doggers its Robbers

[ImaBearXD]

i love you <3 your so funny. its almost as if you read my mind :3

[MeleeFiend01]

rogers?

[bogdanmihai58]

@MeleeFiend01 yep...they suck

[N30C0RT3XXX]

You fucking rule buddy. You deserve like 1 million views

[fulleffect121]

5 people are Dodgers technicians.

[JayDM93]

way to go andy! lol

[aidman110]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA zomg the fucking funniest thing ive ever heard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LOLOLOLOLOLOL holy shit i think ive blown a laughing fuse.

[rminitials]

XVideos FTW!

[Alyxandrearose21]

Haha hillariousXp fukkin epic shit

[thealexpown]

Blow your boss for a box Hahaha!!!

[PromiserOfDeath]

Dogers you dirty SOB stealing our X Videos and Netflix. FOFL

[scttpj08]

4 people are internet providers

[inthernetnerd]

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[DoPoriadnehoCerta]

this is your best video! :D :D :D i can watch it 100 times and still laughin! :D :D :D :D

[dethmaul]

Dude I get off at 6 AM.  Every day. lol jk

But I'd be perfect for CDV, I could just do a video whenever I got home, and never forget!

You don't have porn on your hard drive!??! Mail me an external hard drive, I will FILL it for you and mail it back. I have so much I'm slowly deleting it. I feel like a rich person with homeless people watching me through the window while I scrape leftovers in the trash.

I'll charge you some nice Canadian coffee. Texas crap doesn't agree with me.

[puduqu]

Dude man, this is funny, because i work for bell internet in the retention ( cancelation ) department... And i hear people just like you everyday scream at me in my ears... sux!!! then people say bell sux, and there going to another service provider... but every fucking service provider is all the same!!! There all CRAPPPP!!! we should have the same kind of internet that the states or europe has, but i believe there is 2 big service providers that are stopping Canada from progressing!

[EMaGiNaTion44]

god damn "dogers" fucks me up to

[oracle4eva]

OMG "dogers" is the devil !

[TheGoodDevil7]

lol Nutflics

[punctuationgamer636]

i can tell it was verizon and damn one week with no porn son of a bitch

[max2009123]

YAYAYA Podcast 4 on the way!!!!!

[TrueIronhorn]

I used to use Telus internet and I had the same problem, when I called them they said they had an opening to send a service tech over in three months.

Cancelled my account that fucking day.

[NaddiShapes]

This was sooo awesome!

[tenchidbz]

I cancled time warner shithole for good. Never going back to cable.

No cell phones at $500,000,000 a month to!

[TheNichofTime]

Nice stutter. I dig it 0:48

[jmartinez0608]

this one is the best so far. your doing great andy. keep it up. FUCKING AWESOME :)

[TewSlayer]

I felt bad for you watching this, I seriously thought you might cry! lol. Keep up the vids, you, my friend, are awesome!

[zacwashere2007]

HAHAHAH this always!! happens to me. everytime i call up "WELL IT SHOLD BE WORKING TRY UNPLUGGING IT AND PLUGGING IT IN AGAIN!" so i do, it doesnt work and they keep repeating themselves. fucking cunts man.

[monkeyinjuly]

1:51 Andy squeaks his fun shoes in excitement when he says "What the? On Saturday?!"

[Skylaable]

"Blow your Boss for a Box" hehe

[ensignjoe]

Suddenly one Sunday (where you haven‘t got anything else to do) the Internet and phone went down, Uplink could not be established the Modem said. I instantly sent an inconvenicence report using their not-smartfone-friendly webpage and guess what the response was: “We couldn‘t respond to your request because we couldn‘t reach you by phone“ Why do they have a “Phone not working” checkbox in the list of malfunctioning areas if they don‘t even look at your report?!

[manhunt3k]

288 people use x-videos

[slipknotmaggot4eva1]

No porn for a WEEK?

I'd be dead.

[tadshackles]

I work in radio and I do endorsements for my internet, cable TV and Cell phone so... I really cant complain

I <3 AT&T

I <3 Charter Communications

[sexpot52]

Don't tolorate that shit say I ain't paying you for you're service till I see some damn internet then talk to the management rember to keep track of the times where the internet was out and only pay that ammount I got high speed internet in rual area if it goes down for repairs it will be down or timing in and out for 3 week's I have no outher options so I would have my account credited it really sux

[tootruefox]

he should have gave you a free bj. hahaha! I have missed you so happy that your back on. :)

[Excelion333]

No porn for a week how did you survive, give this man a fucking medal he deserves it.

[pretzelstickz]

hahaha dude your my favorite youtuber! I just had the worst day at work and you just made my day a lot better..I laughed through the whole video! :)

[MrBc4life]

lol it must have came from the bottom of your heart those words

[GerryDeeSf]

Dodgers has the best service out there... Rogers on the other hand.

[Celso8205]

Thank God your back Andy, life just isn't funny without you XD. I though you had stopped posting videos, the f*** videos are my favourite, just don't make too mch of them or you'll get angry about life XD. You're going to have to start hating things on purpose just to make the f*** videos. XD Take care Andy, big hug

[KBDProductionsTV]

Hey Andy, thanks for the shout out, I really appreciate it. And thanks to your subscribers who are subbing me, you guys are great :)

[inkjections]

My dad sued them because they were so terrible and took them to court! he's in roger's autobiography.

[KBDProductionsTV]

"Dogers" lol

[TheGaw1962]

Andy, I fucking love you man, i am a homo and you dont offend me at all. I laugh my ass off at your blogs and I missed you when you did not blog for a week. I hope all is getting better dude. peace.. gary in ky.

[Celso8205]

Hey Andy can you make a rant about supermarket clerks and how much of a douchebag they are?

[digydigdogdead]

andy you know when you do the two fingers and say peace

when you do that your giving everyone in britain the finger lol

[digydigdogdead]

00:49 super stutter super hero



[dev2000]

PS: I thinki haven't had internet problems since :D

[dev2000]

Andy, i fucking love you xD This had me laughing for about 14 minutes straight. I said alot of terrible things to the internet guy when he came over to my house. I swear, this company had been fucking around for weeks. So this guy decides to come when everyone aside from me was out of the house. That wasn't the most waterproof plan cause i yelled at him for the 3 hours he was here. And i did say terrible stuff like really terrible stuff. 9/11 was nothing compared to the things i said to this guy

[rockchapelboy92]

UGGGGHHH u just reminded me about the struggle we had to get broadband into the are where i live....

February 2008 - "We'll have your area covered by June"

August 2008 - "November, we promise."

January 2009 - "It'll be here by April, pinkypromise"

APRIL TWO THOUSAND AND TEN THE BASTARDS FINALLY GAVE US COVERAGE!!! AND IT'S NOT EVEN WIRED BROADBAND, IT'S SHITTY FUCKING 3G BROADBAND WITH THE USB DONGLE PIECE OF SHIT!!! TAKES 10 MINS TO LAD A FUCKING YOUTUBE VIDEO.

AARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

[BaxiBWFC]

I love you Andy <3

[PMink4]

You have an addiction

[NewYork646NY]

Legooo Andy

[minhmeo1209]

I can understand man. That's why i stock my porn in the computer. Just in case!

[neoqueenser89]

That technician acted in a really unprofessional way, I hope you complained about him to your internet provider and got his ass fired!

[x19Julius92x]

10 minutes of non-stop hilarity :)

I ❤ your videos !!!

[mcval10]

so andy why have you been absent? HA!!!

[CDMix12]

yeah, I still have my internet cutting out on me....I play all the time and then BOOM get cut out...sucks

[rolandoglenn]

would yu be this funny if yu didnt smoke?

[loljuanita]

hey andy, i live in nova scotia and the only fucking job i could get was working tech support for rogers hi speed fucking internet. lollllll. get at me if shit starts to fuck up again, i can give you e-tech support without the morons lol

[lesgigg1980]

duuuuude your living with your parents... how old are you??

[Raphcoll]

yay ur bak

[mzxstarbright]

Oh Andy..

[pun2k9]

Oh yeah hey Andy best thing to do is buy your own modem box. Best one to get is a Netgear that way you don't have to deal with their bullshit thats what I did.

[pun2k9]

Yeah my internet was fucked up today too. Fucking dsl bullshit. Die stupi company I couldn't even play cod today! Motherfucks!

[Beee05]

Hahahaha that was too funny! I love your rants they make my day lol.

[tsuk1n3k0]

Ironic that my internet cut out just as I was watching this...

[loganchamp]

Hey Andy, do your parents know you watch porn?

[MrSames660]

lmao so glad you gave them a peice of your mind fuck them

[misstaramcmahon]

oh my! that would be so annoying! >_<

[henryswen]

Same here... I got this bell Internet, and it got disconnected on the second day. They said the same thing, and send somebody to fix it on a Sunday. But the guy was a no show, so I called them back at least times and got another appointment 6 days after.

[don114]

eff xvideos. youjizz all day lmao!

[Yourmom4886]

What was the website to get the podcast?

[redruM123M]

thumbs up before the video starts been a huge supporter butt i really wish you would do more sketch comedy like octomom sketch the rockband sketch just warski bros sketch comedy are insta classics,,,fuck spelling warski bros rule!!!!

[aurlis2012]

OMGMOLLOOLOLRLFLOFL andy, this is why i subscribed in the first place, and i missed you man! yo tell us why you moved back to your parents, deets mothafucka, deets. and when are those warski shirts comin out? gotta rep the warski bros nigga

[Cricketbrothas23]

so true man! people should do their jobs! why? because it's their damn jobs!

[metlhead1366]

Stop disappearing D:

[chikichik12]

seriously if you had kids and shit i really wonder how everyday life would go XD

[XxCONMYSTROxX]

oh i had the time of my life and i've never felt this way before

[WalkThroughification]

Lol... I saw the person who commented saying to change the video title to this, like 2 minutes after this was posted :D

[HopelessProd]

Jesus Christ Rogers is awful! Last year was just an awful year with them. I had a guy in my house almost every month fixing my internet. One time it broke, a week later they were able to come in, they fixed it, the dude left and literally an hour later it broke again. I called and was like "Yo the guy was here an hour ago send him back." and they told me I had to wait another 4-5 days. I was so fucking pissed.

[oTehFeed]

andy explain why no uploads ever

[vivaarnoldo]

Yep! That's a example of a classic Andy W. video.

Cheers mate.

[COBRA2K12]

ARE YOU THE 301 VIEWER

[TheMetalApocalipse]

2 people have herpies... or somthing...

[2dude10]

why don't you have porn saved to your computer, just in case of this?

[lizardkingicnduanyth]

should do a f*ck roommates video

[draco3113]

man i was thinking last night...i would really do with a f*ck video from andy warski right now! i wake up and a new vid, you made my day lmao

[AFinleyProductions]

you probably make more money than him 

[arianad1]

i love how you look soo calm at the end of your videos!!! welcome home andy....lol

[AyooJake]

everything you said in this video is the truth.happened to me a few times before

[Celso8205]

I can't believe it Andy, you met Fluffee? That's so awesome

[rapidslash25]

I need a show that I can minimize and stil understand and have a good laugh without seeing the video. This is the one.

[YouDontPayTheBills]

beeg is way better than xvideos

[DJparsons89]

i had the same problem with we upgraded our internet. Because we went from Docsis 2.0 to 3.0 they had to change some next shit on a node and it took them about a week to change it. thank god stupid ppl don't protect there wireless internet :D

[Amaizying]

I use to have roomates...I no longer talk to any of them. They never did their dishes, they never cleaned up after themselves, the living room was always a mess with their shit, and they always let my dog in the house when I wasn't home and left her in the hot ass house by herself. And they always left the pantry door open so my roomates dog would get into the trash, also getting my dog into it. My dogs trained well, she wouldn't do that by herself. fuck roomates.

[Amaizying]

@Amaizying and they always complained that I wasn't home enough, and that I was always sleeping. I worked full time on a night shift. I slept during the day. they would complain about my one 30 minute shower that I took every day. My job was sweaty, sorry but I'm not taking a shower every other day. And they let people fuck in my room while I wasn't there. A girl actually got raped in my room at a party they had. Cops were in my shit and everything. They didn't tell me that for a week.

[JJSFREETIME]

i have had this a lot were thay say its working here and shit + mine keeps randomley cuting off

[lklklkkkl]

Fuckfuckingfuckedfuck...FUCKFU­CKFUCKFUCK

[armalarm]

LOL thanks for the shoutout!

[AllTimeAesthetic]

fuck beanie caps.

[noobsbiking]

Fuck Internet Providers mine just fucked me over all the time its a joke. Yeh Fuck you B.T. You mother fuckers.

[ddmnlm0]

have you ever done fuck the dentist? that would be good :)

[ThePanuch69]

Holy shit terrorist lol

Now let's see the video

[HellGateFanticLeader]

DO THE NEXT ONE AND HAVE IT BE "FUCK MCDONALDS."

EVERY, SINGLE, TIME I GO THERE, I GET CRUSTY STALE ASS NUGGETS OF FUCK, AND IT BLOWS.

Don't even mention the people you see there, it's like the fucking bus sometimes.

[Andywarski]

@HellGateFanticLeader haha we called and complained yesterday because the quarter pounder was fucking filthy.

[Celso8205]

@HellGateFanticLeader Not to mention that every time those sons of bitches f*ck up. You ask for a coke without ice and they put ice in it, or even give you the wrong f*cking drink.

[Andywarski]

@Celso8205 LMAO u read my mind! yesterday when I made the complaint about the terrible quarter pounder that was cold my coke didnt have ice in it and by the time i got home, WARM....

[GraphyteTV]

You're gonna fix my internet...before you save that bitch! hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[TheFutureDegenerate]

"Your going to be here until 12!!" haha. Great video.

[prinsesed1]

Lesson learned - Don't get between Andy Warski and porn.

[runescapevid2k9]

i got bt internet its the fucking slowest piece of shit ever

great video man

[JakeChaos666]

@runescapevid2k9 oooft i have bt as well, absolute shit

[kristina389]

hahaha, you fucking make my day dude.

[pkedalife]

ahahahaahahah u are funny as fuck! ilyirl

[grant93321]

andy have you ever seen fluffeetalks

[123kmag123]

@grant93321 Hahahaha, not sure how long you have followed Andy or Fluffee, but fluffee gave a shout out to Andy a year ago or so. Thats how I found out about Andy.

[sheenska00]

@grant93321 fluffee helped out with him a while back.

[Andywarski]

@grant93321 yeah I met fluffee and we chatted for a bit and he gave a shoutout as @grant93321 and @sheenska00 said

[grant93321]

@Andywarski lol i pretty much watch youtube for you two

[Arsonloke]

@grant93321 fluffee is wack i used to be subscribed to him but he gets old quick

[grant93321]

@Arsonloke his videos got way better they are always funny why would you unsub thats retarded

[Arsonloke]

@grant93321 idk his vids were getting old n lame there is way more hilarious people on youtube

[skatingsistem]

i have a dc shirt just like that one xP

[Andywarski]

@skatingsistem my sis got it for christmas, it's really nice.

[booya42301]

lol i had a problem with my internet provider at my old place called them 6 times before they figured it was a damn cord that was like less than a foot long, was messed up. i was mad.

[SebbeSucksBawlz]

LMAO sweatty balls. man, I know what it's like to have your internet fuck up... mine is all over the place every day.

[Andywarski]

@SebbeSucksBawlz urg, id be so mad.

[Century21CasaReal]

I never had a problem with cablevision no DATA CAP'S 15MBPS to 30 MBPS there is a 100 but you must pay extra!!!

[theoriginalmodz]

no cdv video this week, tisk tisk

[Andywarski]

@theoriginalmodz the uploader was fucked

[Century21CasaReal]

Hey andy Why not F*ck car mechanics!!!!

[Andywarski]

@Century21CasaReal thats a damn good idea.

[punk0devil]

The person who disliked this video id from "Dodgers"

[Andywarski]

@punk0devil probably...

[rogue0emo]

my internet's not that bad really...just every once in awhile i have to turn the box off and back on

[Andywarski]

@rogue0emo i tried that, a million times while crying

[anarchywolf46]

Ahahaha, how hard it is to live without porn. xD

That's raw truth right there.

[Andywarski]

@anarchywolf46 it's not just hard.... it's scary.

[bobbyboorox]

Lol at the tags for ur video: hilarious jokes awesome funny hahaha

[Basicccc123456]

yeah my internet just cuts out on me from time to time. i never know when its going to come back cause sometimes it off for a couple seconds sometimes a couple minutes..........

[Andywarski]

@Basicccc123456 yeah then you start looking in your network sharing center saying what the fuck is this x????

[FoldedArt]

I can't remember the last time my internet turned off... yay ^^

[WalkThroughification]

i was wondering where u were...i had nothing to jerk off to either

[Sc4r4byte]

thumbs up if you download porn to avoid very this.

[Andywarski]

@Sc4r4byte on it!

[fdjones1]

Damn Andy. Your pissed. Those damn internet providers

[Andywarski]

@fdjones1 Ahh man, im guna get white hairs soon

[merbearlorelei]

9:09 DOLLARAMA MUG! :D

You live in Toronto, dude?

[Andywarski]

@merbearlorelei LMAO how did you know! sauaga

[merbearlorelei]

@Andywarski Hee. I have one in exactly that style but green, and in the beige part it says 'I'm not bitchy, I just have better ideas" :D I'm in Scarborough :D

[MattafixTm]

You're my super e-hero !

[Andywarski]

@MattafixTm thanks :D

[LinkinParkLPKid]

Why isnt this titled "F*ck Internet Providers"

[Andywarski]

@LinkinParkLPKid ahh fine, ill change it now lol

[FunsterProductions]

@Andywarski is your isp poibly rogers?????? yours is not better than mine i live near ottawa but 1 hour out side and my internet is down 29% of the time

[LinkinParkLPKid]

@Andywarski Yay :) I hate my internet provider too

[choppstikkx]

ahhaha Andy, il direct u to my comment on the bell video hahahaha great vid

[Andywarski]

@choppstikkx yeah man, a bunch of comments kinda depressed me because of how many people got f'ed up by there phone providers.

[GamingPrower]

lol I hate it when you call them up and they say "Oh, it SHOULD be on..." They say that every single time...

I understand they may need a couple days to get a tech guy out, but if you schedule a time and they don't work with it, that should be their problem, not yours. Screw your lame party and fix my internet you jerk!

[Andywarski]

@GamingPrower honestly when he said he was late for a party i was gunna slap him lol

[dthmetalrox]

YEEEEEEEEES I KNOW HOW YOU FEAL ANDY

[slayyer000]

@dthmetalrox shut tha fuckup

[RapeTank7]

l0l, same thing's happening with a internet provider called fuck-a-nac.

[Rossukai]

we have the same PC

[Andywarski]

@Rossukai balin' did you get yours at best buy?

[99660066]

the reason your videos have so little views is the new youtube layout i can't see any of your new videos that were uploaded i like the old youtube layout thumbs up if you agree

[Andywarski]

@99660066 no worries man, as long as pepole keep hitting like and telling there friends it will help support me a LOT. thanks again

[Rizz3n]

A ten minute long rant video? I must be in heaven. :o

[Andywarski]

@Rizz3n so hell would be like a 5 second rant? lol