Stephen Lynch - Down To The Old Pub Instead

[xBelzerger]

What anime is th-...oh, wrong video.

[uzay2000]

@xBelzerger Umine-... oh, wrong video.

[colterwayne1]

the fuse on that tampon was lit!!!!

[sailorkev1]

This is great!

[MatsuoTanuki]

Stephen beat Adam Sandler to the punch...

[TalentedAnthroFreak]

hmm. i guess i'm a fool.

[MrDragling]

@JHulse29 he did sing I Think Your A Nazi in Germany already. He even said so in one of his other playings of that song. I just can't think of which one it is, since there is so many on YouTube.

[TheSpeedymg]

Only the Irish could make a hilarious song like this

[LizzyLuvsBroadway101]

He's amazing lol.

[Toi2038]

Thanx to umineko joke, I found an avesome music

[SuperSnowflakeGirl]

thumbs up if the bleeding anime girl brought you here

[MrMonk1121]

@SuperSnowflakeGirl I don't know what this is... But it sounds like some fucked up shit lol

[SnakeorScorpion]

@MrMonk1121 "Sorry, but I had to" . . . type it in, but with caution.

[uniagirl]

@SnakeorScorpion  that true

[xXwapa98xDXx]

@SuperSnowflakeGirl Yes...

[Tooopper]

I swear youtube messes with me. I went from a random video, then to some anime girl bleeding with this song, and now to the real song. Youtube's weird.

[NekoChanTan]

@Tooopper

XD same here

[Simuleino2]

ahahahahahahha

[MrRobolincoln]

I can't find one with a pink supple ass and child bearing hips it one or the other

[jospence115]

when I have kids this will be the talk

[evanbolton100]

Changed my life forever. BEST SONG EVER.

[wiyldchris38]

It does taste like some rusty old coins... I wouldn't recommend it...

[WhoooLovesOrangeSoda]

@wiyldchris38 ...o_O;

[cyrhell]

yeah..thumbs up

[wmbtech]

thumbs up if you think brang is a word

[Coolmann231]

/watch?v=nyn0DQ_VWhA&feature=r­elated the hentai period joke video ;)

[Kroama]

Came here from an anime joke,

came back again for the Stephen Lynch.

[kylecali]

@Kroama what video was it? i'm curious.

[Kroama]

@kylecali Coolmann231's reply.

The anime itself was Umineko no Naku Koro ni, i watched it quite some time ago but i remember it having to do with murder mystery. Although not in the realistic sense, since soon it introduces the concept of witches...

It was alright, not a favorite though.

[Coolmann231]

@Kroama

i saw it too so i know the anime quite good just wanted to bringt some people to the video cause some of them are asking which video was bringing us to this song

[Awesomosity1356]

''every 3rd word u say will offend her'' -- truer words have never been spoken

[armand131313]

from FATHER to SON... 

[TheLOVEROFANDOMSTUFF]

im freaking 10 yrs and i haven't had mine yet ,i feel sad now and a little bit offend

[TheLOVEROFANDOMSTUFF]

@AnonymousNI um ok

[XxFaKyouxX]

12 people ended up with the bloody-o-toole

[ironicturnofevents]

@tbmxepiccz1 Don't joke about that that's some serious chiiz like he said we should be lucky

[tbmxepiccz1]

12 people bleed from there cocks

[williamcaii]

OH GAWD!!!! And most of the audience were women! I was LMAO!

[3zzzTyle]

Hang in there, Ange.

[underated24]

Down to the OLD PUB !!!

[underated24]

Down to the OLD PUB !!!

[masaomisan]

and as menfolk we dont have to bleed from our cocks

[masaomisan]

@masaomisan and thank fuckin god that we dont

note: god is fake

[earhs76]

the lyrics are just so wrong they are funny.....

[mattwilhelm60]

i bet most of his songs are made from experiance

[fetor41]

lol, papyrus font

[mimoun221]

sorry, i had to do it.

was the name of the video that inspired me to look this video up.

and now i can die happy. : ]

[Ruby81q8]

I must say he does a very good Irish accent!!! Go On the Irish!! :D

[metalomarvel123]

I love your choice of music especially Rammstein

[striky21]

So drink up your pint boys and thank your shamrocks that is manfolk we don't have to bleed from our cocks!

[bocahac]

I tried to go to the pub, but my wife shot me with the arrow in the knee so i had to stay :(

[cobaltbluedlph]

It's just uncommon to make a song about menstruation lol

[XxFaKyouxX]

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins

But son, it'll taste like some old rusty coins

[arthurdragon17]

i wish i didnt understand the words...

[x37v1990]

12 women started their flow

[wiyldchris38]

I'm singing this at the school talent show this year...

[TheDansFans]

@wiyldchris38 i will pay any amount of money to see that

[ReiTheSage]

I am so going to hell for laughing at this, aren't I? 

[arthurdragon17]

damn:D

i heard this song for 5 seconds and i really wanted to favourite it

then i realised what it was about...

i still favourited it XD

[PerfectProductionzz]

but then i took an arrow in the knee

[exile0025]

god it was so messed up

[TheWhisperInside]

-Continued 3-

The pub is the place when your lady is raggin'

So dirnk from your pints boys and thank your shamrocks.

It is thankful we dont have to bleed from our cocks.

And that we can escape from the lady in red

and go down to the old pub.... insteeeeaaaaaaad.

[TheWhisperInside]

-Continued 2-

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of your loins

but sone it'll taste like some old rust coins

So turn off the lights boy and take off your hat.

and drop to your knees and say a prayer to saint pat

and he'll give you the strength to get out of the bed

and for ireland's sake go down to the old pub insteeeaad.

Now the pub is the place where the lads are a meeting.

When the moon's full and the gals are a bleeding

The Catholic, The Prodestant, even the Pagen

[TheWhisperInside]

-continued-

Just wad up some cotton and hand her some string

Put the old linnens on top of the bed

get out of the house and head to the old pub insteaaaad.

She'll retain her water and her breasts will be tender

Every third word you say will offend her

Get out of the house and head to the old pub insteeaaad

and she'll want to make love. if you do, you're a fool

cuz you'll only end up with a bloody old tool.

Just get out of the house and head to the old pub insteeaaaad.

[TheWhisperInside]

-Lyrics-

Lad, it;s your duty to find ya a lass

With child bearin' hips and a nice supple ass

And make her your wife and love her with a love so truuue.

Now some rivers run high and some rivers run low

Whern her rivers run red she's startin' her flow

And it's called manstresion and here's what it means for yooouuu

You'll notice her bloomers are spotty at first!

Stand back! her ovarion damn's gunna burst!

Son, dont be afraid it's a natural thing

[xXAcidSunshineXx]

Hilarious.

[AngelTakio]

12 Ladies were on the rag when they saw this. XD

[SakiHanagima]

@themadpup202 The anime thing didn't bring us specifically to this, but it did introduce me and my flatmate to Stephen Lynch in the first place, thus making it my favourite video on youtube :D

[Bey0ndestiny]

@themadpup202 its brought.

[themadpup202]

@Bey0ndestiny JJJ JJUUstttt Cause imm Mweantwly wetwarted

[Jgiver]

@themadpup202 Brang isn't a word...

[kushasaures]

@Jgiver Merrium Webster refers to it as the Sub-Standard past tense of bring. So, is it a word? Sort of. If someone uses it in a sentence you will likely understand them. In that sense, it's language, and yes it's a word. However, it is not proper english., but the majority of us don't speak it proper, because it's a living language.

[themadpup202]

@Jgiver I KNOW

I was tired

[XMMxmmXM]

@themadpup202 ...brang? It's "brought". Wow.

[themadpup202]

I LIKE THIS

[sophiachristamk]

holy crap, this is the best song ever!!!!

[e7l13]

In this photo he sorta looks like moriarty off of bbc sherlock =)

[wolfeinsteinz]

epic song

[benjetta96]

To the creator of this video -- I LOVE this song, but for the love of God, STOP USING THE GODDAMNED PAPYRUS FONT!

[Scarecrow2004]

STAND BACK! Her ovarian dams going to burst. LOL.

[nekomander00]

dont be afraid its a natural ting lol its a gd but sick song

[cashwat210]

10 people didn't go to the old pub instead

[hanneesh]

@cashwat210 how you come up with tht one?

[wildcatnate]

i got here from a hentai period joke video.

[XxFaKyouxX]

@wildcatnate HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL me too

[mewdeeone]

@wildcatnate I got this from a Bo Burnham Comedy station on Pandora. This guy is funny as shit.

[kILermOtHeRfOu14]

@wildcatnate Same, that was definatly the wrong side of youtube right there. Prime example. ;)

[DrAN0NYM0]

@wildcatnate It wasn't hentai, it was Umineko no Naku Koro ni and she literally is dissolving into a pool of blood, but since she's turning into blood, it drips down her legs making look like menstrual blood, the show has no hentai scenes at all, let alone nudity, so don't let the internet make all anime look like hentai for you.

[MARGARELON]

@DrAN0NYM0 Well, from my experience, the thing with japanese stuff is: sometimes it is really hard to tell what is meant to be horror and what porn.

[DrAN0NYM0]

@MARGARELON True, very very true. But in hentai they don't generally melt into blood >_<

[metalomarvel123]

@wildcatnate yeah same here do you remember the name of the video by the way

[valtsun]

@wildcatnate i think i know what u mean ~~ i got here from that too~~

[TheLOVEROFANDOMSTUFF]

@wildcatnate SAME HERE

[OfficialPhatDude]

@wildcatnate So did i man, LOL

[nekomander00]

ummmmm ohk then....... right.....hmmmm.......

.....this guys a bloody master mind... period..

get it get it huh huh

[ZomboneNecros]

wise words men listen intently

[jochemlol]

Heroic song about..Menstruation? xD

[Donnelly182]

STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL!!!

[novaplayer14]

by far the best of lynch's songs!

[Blumenauer45]

Hes so fucking awsome

[Deathnotice1223]

it'll taste like a bunch of old rusty coins....genuis

[themtb949e]

10 chicks watched this when they had their week

[LieutenantMatt2]

He's got a good point. Me and my dad have even joked with each other how lucky we are to be guys cause men have the easy job when it comes to reproduction. Seriously.

[ischjim311]

Old rusty coins lol thats ate up..



[MrHj123]

It's funny because it's true! XD

[TheVegeta1987]

fuckin secret service need to protect this guy before the woman get him

[Birivalos]

I can hear his smile :D

[F3Customs]

You Fucking Genius

[chaxinitus]

@spamplayfan Someone's listened to "bad jokes" from prairie home companion haven't they?

[InSaNiAc1000]

Everyone down to the old pub?!

[spudnsw2002]

1:30 so dam true hahahhahahahahaah

[spudnsw2002]

1.30 so dam true hahahhahahahahaah

[JohnKeegan727]

Here i'm from Ireland and I wanna get one thing straight. Ths isn't the saint paddys day tune...... It's our nation anthem

[SynthericPanda]

@JohnKeegan727 Thank you kind sir. Your words are greatly appreciated. I'd like this six times if it were possible.

[ikuroami]

@JohnKeegan727 patty's.

[acdcrock93]

@ikuroami No its Paddy. Patty is a common mistake made by Americans

[ikuroami]

@acdcrock93 I'm British, It's St Patrick, go ahead and google that shit if need be.

[dedlord]

I laughed so loud on this :)

[cscpo]

8 people are on their periods

[kymc2009]

I about died laughing at 1:50 I literally fell out of my chair.

[pongstick]

8 people don't have ears

[CJAFTER5]

@pongstick 8 ladds sampled da' fruit of'er loin o.o

[grazierianphotos]

why do women feel the need to be non logical? why is there no thought only emotion put into their actions? God grant me sleep

[stopthemadness99]

Shark Week...

[ElecGtrGrl]

today is his b-day :P

[bboyrules]

St. Patricks day is also my birthday, so this is basically a song he wrote me for my birthday, or i like the think it like that anyway :P

[TheFallenHero94]

@bboyrules Sounds like you got a gay love passion for him...

[bboyrules]

@TheFallenHero94 ... who doesn't :p

[KITTENxxMITTONS]

"write it down motherfuckers" single best phrase ever to be written onto a t-shirt

[dlocklock]

8 people didnt go to the pub instead :P

[that70sbitch]

Haha I started my period today and my boyfriend DID go to a pub!

[bboyrules]

@that70sbitch Bit too much info there i think lol

[tricksterhuaun]

@that70sbitch Too much information lady, i mean, i don't need to know that you're going to a pub

[MCAustinRS]

@tricksterhuaun She said that her boyfriend went to the pub, not her. And why would it matter hearing about it? Everyone knows about it and we all know not to be near them when its happening.

[therocklengend1]

@that70sbitch lol period

[THEcultOFslushies]

but son it'll taste like some old rusty coins

lol you can tell he was laughing at that line

[LadyOpenshaw]

@THEcultOFslushies a line influenced by experience maybe ;)

[imsoaninja4]

Dear whoever disliked this:

You're probably a woman who found this offensive. Well I'm a girl and I find this freaking hilarious!!! Grow a sense of humor why don't ya!

[bigbrown95100]

6 people didnt go down to the old pub instead

[cerrenes]

my hubby says he doesn't even think he's getting ot the third word :)

[Technobanana]

Should of taken the dirt track.

[hinaruto43ver]

5 women were on their period when they saw this

[ElecGtrGrl]

@hinaruto43ver sadly i am but i didnt thumbs down

[hinaruto43ver]

@ElecGtrGrl lol, that means you have a sense of humor on yours XD

[RHCP723]

The only guy on earth that can make me throw up and laugh at the same time, lol. Thank God we don't have to bleed from our cocks...

[jinCreed]

im goin down to de ol pub

[HINDERIZED]

he's pretty damn sexy

[rouna07]

He's one sick bastard... but, God, I love him! ahahahahahaha

[AngryLS1]

I sing this aloud atleast once a week... usually in a public place. I love

[mizonkey007]

he had me at old rusty coins!

[TheTrevor1212]

hahahaha!!!!!! how could anyone dislike this

[deadpool7508]

i need to head to the pub tonight

[Calder42]

This is one of my fav Stephen Lynch songs :P It's so catchy I can't help sing along cos I no all the words lol :D He's hilarious!! <3

[donred101]

Anyone else notice the silent "Hell ya!" at 0:26?

[Larcusc]

@donred101 No.

[jackpacmanIfeal]

@donred101 yah, you gotta turn the volume up though to here it and it's about 0:24 to 0:27 instead to here it.

[SolexWindGuardian]

My girl was on the rag today *sniff

We could have had sex today!

[RayYouk3r]

This song is for me!

[kingblargle]

HAPPY ST.PATRICKS DAY. now its time for Th Boondock Saints 1 and 2

[kidfud]

@kingblargle great movies

[cuntfuckerfly]

happy saint patty days

[TheSandman2142]

WOW FIVE IRISH HATERS

[Steinbach1984]

@TheSandman2142 You don't mean five women in their periods?