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  • Ahhahahaaha, Canadian mountee and Canadian mounter

  • That is some funny shit right there!!! LMFAO!

  • OMG I love that god damn dog!

  • C'mon people...it's just comedy.

  • about how they don't bother to learn the languages of the countries they visit. And I am not an American supremacist, in fact I prefer France over my own country.

  • Triumph the insult dog has insult in his name, therefore, some cruel jokes are to be expected, no? I understand some of his jokes are sometimes cruel, but it's all in good fun. He is somewhat making fun of Americans at the same time,

  • cruelles sont être prévues, non ? Je comprends que certaines de ses plaisanteries sont quelquefois cruelles, mais c'est tout dans le bon amusement. Il se moque un peu des Américains en même temps, de comment ils n'ennuient pas pour apprendre les langues des pays qu'ils visitent. Et je ne suis pas un hégémoniste américain, en fait je préfère France sur mon propre pays.

  • Si ceci a n'importe quelles erreurs de grammaire, je suis désolé, je ne suis pas le meilleur à l'écriture de français : Triompher le chien d'insulte a l'insulte dans son nom, donc, quelques plaisanteries

  • lmaoooooooo. i love this dog he is funny as hell. He makes me crack up i die lafing i always lose ma breath lafing at him.

  • what the fuck is that shit O.O the maker of this have no respect.

  • Triumph for Prime Minister

  • Quebec is a great place "For me to poop on" I flush my toilet twice Quebec is far away.

  • Triumph for Prime Minister

  • esti d'attardé, hahahahah XD

    jadore ca !

  • sa cétait trop drole faut rire dans la vie caliss! translation : this was funny as hell let have fun in life !

    stupid dog ^^

  • "Harder then Michael Jackson in Disney Land."

    ROFLCOPTER!!1!

  • lol im from quebec and i'm laughing! grow up IH8QUEBEC

  • Aller donc chier les criss d'anglais!!!

  • Wtf the poodle has only spoken to the "stoned" peoples and go to the weird places... the quebec is very not the same thing than this 0.o lol

  • I am French Canadian myself and find this video funny... this is dump humor but is still good...

  • Crisse yé ben cave ce gars là :) I'm french canadian and I found this video pretty funny!

    We do the same fucking thing about english speaking people ;)

  • It's ridiculous! It is not even funny... The same thing is possible if you change the role. This humour is based on ignorance and for me, this, it is a rude humour.

  • oh and 3877878!

    just ... stop... please. you are just hurting yourself in that debate. and hurting others, it's true this nation had it's failings in the past, and still has so many incompetents crooks in parliament, but you are only yelling at the wind; the only thing answering you is the hatred of your own echo. you lost the debate. get out please. rest assured that when i'm deployed at sea next month, we'll work to protect your right to be an asshole too

  • continued.

    make WW2 jokes? no? why? cuz you would have your ass kicked , that'S why. what people don't understand is that when you live in the US, you get hammered with 'we're number 1 no matter what and other contries are godless and losers'ever since birth. even Bugs Bunny sends that message along with stereotypes. in québec, our humour revolves around our screwed politicians, absurdity, the triteness of life and the joysand kinks of a multicultural society, not the oppression of others

  • Your miserable opressed lives revolve around taxes and politics

  • i was there on la rue St-jean, when that happened. a few students and punks had cornered the conanobrien camera team and was about to kick their asses, so they called police assistance. i was bilingual and told the kids it was a comedy, that they insulted people for a living, just like our local humorists (trust me, we have excellently horrible ones) what i got for answerwas: would you go to harlem and make slavery jokes? no? why? or to japan and make atomicbomb joke? no? why? or to germany and

  • and you wonder why the quebecois want to seperate from the english part of canada.hmmmm maybe because anglo phone people are pieces of shit and make stupid videos like this. wal mart disney land and mcdonalds wow what a wonderfull country. besides a few states like new england and florida this whole nation is full of stupid morons.

  • Ha, I'm a self-loathing American who doesn't like it here, but a few corrections mon ami:

    New England is a colection of states in the North East section of my country. And I disagree, as Florida blows, my good man. Sorry I hate it. Amusingly enough, I am originally from Jackson, Tennessee which is the Blue part of my home Red state, and spent some years in Shreveport, Louisiana.

    The problem with my coutry, as with many but mine especially is ignorance, rampid Xenophphobia and assholes.

  • Do Québécois smell as bad as Parisians? They certainly have the French rudeness mastered.

  • Quebecors are amazingly friendly people. I love it there. Yeah, there's some jerks, but that goes for all places.

  • Yeah, I have met two close online, and honestly, I don't see the big deal. I am not from the Commonwealth of Canada, and am an American, and there seem's to be massive stereotyping and a more then modest Language War forever goin' on.

    Quebecers like a lot of North Americans, or anywhere else for that matter, seem no more overly rude or bad off then anyone else. So far everyone I've known of wasoverly polite with me, and one is obsessed with my country's cultureal imperalism. Interesting ...

  • and there is nothing hypocrite about that comment rjllv426.

  • My apologies. I just got back from 2 weeks in Auteuil and I've never dealt with such rancid body odor and people going out of their way to be rude. There is no excuse for such poor hygiene and blatant disrespect for visitors. Soap, water and common courtesy were in short supply. My visits to Dublin, London, Copenhagen, and even NY were absolutely delightful and the people were warm, welcoming & relatively odor free. If they don't want money from tourism then post a "Piss Off" sign @Orly.

  • If people are rude, it probably has a lot more to do with your character and your perception of how you will be received. You went there with the given perception they would be rude to you and with the misplaced idea that they smell bad based on retarded racist stereotypes.

    France is still by a long shot the #1 destination for tourists, clearly they know how to welcome people over there.

  • It probably has more to do with the ongoing hatred going on by americans towards France.

    and one more thing, do not make a correlation France/Québec because both speak french. They are about as much similar cultural-wise than Americans are from Brits.

  • If I'm following you, you're comparing a part of small city, cause Auteuil is a part of a bigger city called Laval, to London, Dublin, Copenhagen and NY O_o WTF!!! At least compare to Montreal City or Quebec City. Quebec is a HUGE province, so if you want to do a good comparaison with Auteuil compare it to Odessa or Dublin (Texas this time ;o)) or Bisbee.

  • I love the french-canadians, but for for some reason they're bullets don't work in the snow...

  • FUCK! JUST WATCH THE FREAKIN VIDEO PPL! STOP FILLING EVERY VIDEO YOU SEE WITH ALL KINDS OF STUPID (HATE/RACIST etc) COMMENTS!

    I HOPE I MADE MY POINT

  • No one invited you here, dont like it go some where else. Freedom of speech.

  • I havent laughed so hard in a LONG time

  • Hey Vineon, True or False.

    Unless one parent has attended English school in CANADA their children would not qualify to attend English public school in Quebec.

    It is against the law to have yellow margarine in Quebec, you can only have white.

    On Canada Day July 1st Quebec celabrates it as Moving day, everyone moves on this one day. So if you are moving you cant celbrate.

    Quebecois are assholes, Ill answer that ....TRUE!!!!!!

  • Indeed, English Québécois can send their children to English school, the restriction affects only francophones and immigrants, who are well informed of this law before coming here but still make the choice to. If they want nothing to do with it, they can freely pick any of the other provinces to move to. Moreover, college level education and beyond is accessible in English to all.

  • So our margarine laws make us assholes.

    As for Canada Day, moving day or not, (a few communities aside) it would not be celebrated anyway.

  • You are missing the point, your opressed and dont even know it.

  • You are so full of shit your eyes are brown.

    in 1999 we moved from (debt free) Alberta to (debt ridden) Quebec, my wife and I had to prove that we attened English school in Canada or our children would have had to attend French school. We were told we were imagrants in Quebec's eyes. You must be in Politics you try to put a spin on eveything. You can't fool me I lived in you 4th world nation.

  • shut the fuck up

  • Go fuck yourself, ignorant American.

  • nice comeback canadian. Go back to your ice hockey "ay"

  • It is spelled Eh! not "ay"

    Hey yank , gringo, isn't there another country that needs invading. If you love Quebec so much, go live there!!!!!

  • And you've proven you were from Alberta and your children were sent to english school so what is the problem. There are no restriction for you and your family.

    You are pretty much immigrants to my eyes, is this a problem. Canada is a country neighbor to mine.

    May I know what brought you to Québec exactly?

  • May you know, the answer is no. But I will tell you the reason left Quebec, because you are a bunch of cocksuckers.

    If we are a neighbour, then stop taking our money.

  • English racists, please tell me where there are English language police (OLF) in the world.

    Where else in North America has anyone held Resonable Accomadation hearings?

    Its all the Etnics fault , right Quebecois.

    Quebecois are the new Nazi.

    Oui Oui Quebec Libre, fuck off and die

  • There is nothing wrong whatsoever about le Debat sur les Accomodements Raisonables, if anything it shows Québec is opened enough to put the questions on the table and discuss about it in a civilised manner. Civilised discussions is what it was all about.

    Like I said, there are, proven by Statistics Canada and many other sources, much more hate crimes in western Canada and basically actually everywhere else in Canada than there is in Québec. Do you want me to dig up my sources again?

  • It is very easy to find language legislation elsewhere in the world as it is everywhere. Very much widespread in Europe. You want examples here are some of them :

    In the US : ourworld . compuserve . com / homepages / jwcrawford / langleg . htm

    The UK is putting into motion a new law that will force its immigrants to know english. That includes even their import football players.

  • Both the US and the UK aren't even close to have their language threated as much as Québec yet they have quite a lot of english laws.

    Also, Switzerland is much more severe than Québec is on is immigrants when it comes to language. We are talking about a country with 4 official languages here.

    Bill 101 has been nearly also copied in many Eastern Europe ex USSR bloc countries. I'm talking about Estonia and Lithuania for example.

    Language laws exist everywhere, it does in english Canada as well

  • threatened* (not threated..)

  • Villeneuve, opened New town bar and all you peppers were upset he chose a English name, he remarked this is why he lives in Switzerland and not in Quebec they have 5 languages and all get along.

  • You have all the answers, people go live there and see how nice they treat you in Quebec

  • hahaha i love triumph.

  • I hate quebec because we pay the higest taxes yet we have the lowest quality services from the government. The cost of living is higher than anywhere else in north america, yet the salaries are the lowest.

  • Nothing about this whole paragraph is even true.

    Québec hasnt been the most taxed state in NA in a while. It remains very taxed however, but along with it comes a ton of services that other provinces/states dont have. We made the choice to nationalise services, that means higher taxes, but that does NOT mean we pay more, as we would actually pay more for the same services from public corporations.

  • But what couldn't be more wrong about your comment is that Québec's cost of living is higher than anywhere else in NA. It is the absolute opposite. Housing in BC costs about triple what it costs here, go rent and appartment in Toronto and expect to pay a damn whole lot more than in Montreal, education and health care in the US is extremely expensive compared to here. Salaries are lower (than the average), but certainly not lowest. We make up for it with our lower cost of life.

  • Its more expensive else where beacuse people want to live there, supply and demand.

    Who the fuck wants to live in Quebec you have to pay your French whores to have French white babies once a time, nest pas?

  • Cost of life means what you can get for your money.

    If it costs 3 times as much to buy a house in BC and you dont make 3 times as much money, the cost of life is larger and that is what is being argued here.

    The rest of your comment I didnt understand and striked me as probable imbecilities anyway.

  • Hey we need to chat

  • haaa we would love to say fuck off to canada but jeans chretien spent billions in stupid stuff, ties, balls, lil flag,ect with the canadien maple leaf on it to make people vote NO at the referendum that it would be sad to make him waste all that money

  • There are less hate crimes commited in Québec City and Montreal (per capita) than there are in most Canadian cities. There are less hate crimes commited in the province of Québec than there are in other provinces (per capita).

    Every year the B'Nai Brith reports much more anti-semitic incidents in Ontario than it does in Québec.

    I wish people would stop portraying Québec has unable to accept others when reality and numbers indicate the opposite.

  • What's the difference between quebecers and potatoes?

    -Potatoes are cultivated

    Where is the best place to hide a welfare check from a quebecer?

    -Under his work boots

  • Right on.

  • to those that are insulting french ppl..well go fuk urselves..dont talk if you didnt even come visit here

  • Oh my how a rubber puppet can provoke a lot of conversation.

  • SCREW YOU QUEBEC!!!!!

  • I want to share some information with you.

    You will need to share it with others.

    Google search these people, Michelle Duclos, Zacarias Mousaoui, Ahmed Ressam.

    All are from one place, Quebec.

    Can you believe Quebec appointed a convicted terrorist as their Ambassador to Algeria, then these people arrive. I am not for war but I am pro America, its not your fault you have a idiot running the show. Quebec is a cancer.

  • For paying the highest taxes in North America, do your Quebec government services wipe your asses too.

    You cant, tell me anything is good in Quebec, myself and my family experienced your raciist arrogant life style.

  • First of all Québec is not the most taxed state in North America anymore. If you dont remember the huge tax cut granted by Harper to Charest before the elections, it contributed largely to it.

    Secondly, and most importantly, Québec is the least taxed state by private corporations in North America. Because it made the choice to nationalise its servives. We get a lot more services for our taxes while in other states, they pay public corporations (usually much higher amounts) instead.

  • Why not remember beloved Prime Minister William Lyon McKenzie King, known to be a nazi and kkk sympathiser. He must have been a Québécois.

    The B'Nai Brith reports year after year that antisemitism is much more widely spread in Ontario than it is in Québec.

    It is the anglos, certainly not the Québecois that forced english education upon First Nations (which Harper just apologized for). Only after Québec took education were natives allowed to be schooled in their own language.

  • Moreover, read this concerning hate crimes in Canada : thestar . com / News / Canada / article / 439763 (remove the spaces).

    In short, the part to highlight is : Police-reported hate crimes in these three provinces accounted for roughly 80 per cent of the total number of hate crimes. The rate in Ontario was highest at 4.1 incidents per 100,000 population, followed by British Columbia (2.5) and Quebec (1.4).

  • Continuing, not mentioned in the Star are statistics on Montréal and Québec City which were 2,3 per 100,000 population according to an article in a Québec media:

    La ville de Calgary (9,1) trône en tête du classement, suivie de Kingston (8,5), Ottawa (6,6), London (5,9) et Toronto (5,5). Montréal et Québec sont les villes québécoises avec le plus haut taux d'incidents, soit 2,3.

    Source available if you need it.

    In conclusion, there are intensively less hate crimes commited in Québec.

  • We see that Vineon is a bit more educated on Québec than some others ;). I am a proud Quebecer and have never been separatist. Rednecks tend to put all theirs eggs in the same basket. There are rednecks everywhere on the planet, discriminating against all kinds of people. Québec is just another place and that doesn't mean all the citizens think alike and live alike. I am a working family man and contributing to Québec and Canada's growth. Should we create the word Quebephobic? LOL

  • This vid is made by rednecks and it makes rednecks laugh.

  • Triumph should die

  • Québec and Mexico is a good comparison, theres only a little per GDP capita 30,000$ that separates them.

    Taxes are a society choice. Québec has a more socialist approach and with it comes many services that many don't have. When you look at taxes, only blinded ones will look simly at governement taxes. What comes from the public sector should also constitute taxes, but those are never taken into consideration when people compare taxes paid from province to province, country to country.

  • My conclusion is that Québec is not the taxed state people make it out to be, it is in fact one of the least taxed. The difference is, it is more taxed on a national level, rather than by public companies.

  • Black and white no grey,almost every scandal in Canada has come from a Quebecker, Norbourg, Nortel, BreX, Maxium Bernier, Molroney/ Schriber Add scam etc etc. I left Alberta due to a job transfer in 1999. On a salary of $60,000.00 a year I paid to Quebec not Ottawa $800.00 more in taxes than Alberta. And at the time Ontarios income tax rate was lower than Albertas. I like to get kissed before I get fucked , no one in Quebec ever kissed me.

  • And what you pay more in taxes in a province where everything is nationalised, you get back in services. How much do license plates cost in the other provinces, what about electricity, out of many examples. What about in the states, where people getting an accident is often responsible for them going bankrupt. Do you actually save money from paying to public companies, very rarely you will.

  • You pay 2 income taxes , Revenu Quebec and Feds, you pay your school, property all seperate. So there is always someone in your pocket. 10% of the people pay 90% of the revenu collected from taxes, the rest of you live on welfare or file your income tax in Ontario. And dont tell me you dont, my neighbours in Kirkland had Ontario plates on their cars. You people are opressed and dont even know it.

  • Living in Kirkland is nearly living in Ontario in my book. I actually did work there, many years ago, when I was still a security guard.

    It is true that a substential part of Québécois dont pay income taxes and I believe it is as much as 42% or something similar.

    Something akin to 4% of the population is on welfare ;/ and 93% is employed.

  • Sorry but a bit more than 4% collect welfare. It is a way of life there I say 25% Alberta plates $50.00 year, driving permit $50.00 five years And our insurance not your fault you can sue. Your electric is sold cheaper to the states. In your case is it fiar the the government contorls your lives and places a value on you in the event you are killed in a accident.

  • How the hell can you even claim 25% collect welfare when the unemployement rate in Québec is about 7%.

    Make any sense out of this or back numbers with actual reliable sources.

  • Show your sources

  • Are you still going on about Quebec?

  • This is great, how true. Quebec is a shit hole

  • Hahahahaha... Stupid and racist people. Fuck you Nazi.

  • freeloadin canadians

  • Quebec, the capital of French corruption.

  • AMERICAN COWARDS!!! nobody is to droop his head down to you.

  • American people are great people. It's time that we kick those damn red neck royalists anglo-stupid-saxon racist xenophobes from our future country, Quebec. Those bastards are even trying to manipulate and lure US people into their stupid gay-like monarchic and arrogant mentality, by association ("you are in North America blahblahblah). Canada is a European crown pecuniary franchise, which is trying to take America once again. Let the RESISTANCE begin...

  • to the stupid french: "for me to poop on!!!!"

  • I would love to konck that fucking frog out at 1:30, learn to talk mother fucker

  • Take that you dirty fuckers, kick you all back to France.

  • Your insults justify even more our cause.

    Thanks to you.

  • Hey Frenchie, next time let the rest of us in Canada have a referendum for you.

    You never asked us if we want to keep you, welfare collecting frogs.

    Get the fuck out.

  • Well, unfortunately for both of us, the answer would be no.

    Like I said, you making our cause grow, keep it up.

    NOUS VAINCRONS

  • Go cry to your OLF.

    Tabernac Jean Guy I report dis Anglais to Raymond Villeneuve and e will fire his ouse, just like 2nd cup coffee.

    Go fuck yourself and your cause.

  • I won't ever understand people like you, I mean, do you, at least have a good reasons for so much hate?

    This generalised Québec-Bashing attitude that alot of Canadians have just get the Québec-Canada realations even worst than they already are.

  • Please...please!!!!!! Fuckin' really vote for it! Don't just say it on the fuckin' internet, web warrior! :P

  • I live in Montreal, and it's a fantastic place to live. It's beautiful, and filled with people from all sorts of cultures and backgrounds. The arts scene is really happening, and there are four universities, which means the city is filled with beautiful women. Every spring, they all begin to dress really enticingly. The mountain is beautiful.

    Fuck I love it here.

    Bagels, smoked meat, beautiful old buildings...

  • You know your country is weak when bagels are in the top three things that summarizes your nation.

  • Bagels are a selling point of my city, not my country. Ever had an authentic Montreal bagel?

  • How good could they possibly be? They're bagels.

  • Come to Montreal and try them. Theyr'e quite good.

  • Go to school. Open your eyes to the world. I highly respect Americans as our allies. But no respect should be given to ignorant, arrogant, assholes from any country.

  • If the ignorant arrogant asshole would be the puppet in the video, then you seriously need to settle down.

  • Yes boss.

  • Ya I had your Bagels, and paid your welcome tax, and delt with your language police, and your shit roads and your tax on tax on tax, SQ, ADQ,SAQ and all the other Qs. Quebec is a anus of North Americaand and up that anus is all you frogs.

    Please give me a date you plan to leave Canada. I have to plan a big fucken good bye party.

  • "paid your welcome tax, and delt with your language police, and your shit roads and your tax on tax on tax, SQ, ADQ,SAQ and all the other Qs. Please give me a date you plan to leave Canada."

    Hey 3877878. You're of course right in many of those criticisms of the province, its politics, over-government, etc. I still love many aspects of life here though. As for me being a "frog", nope. Your French is probably better than mine. You sound really bitter. Where *should* people want to live?

  • According to Quebec, they are a Nation, not a Province. JE ME SOUVIEN. Wonder why Im bitter.

    3 years of living in Quebec made me very very bitter. There are no aspects of there for me, your lives in Quebec are made to be difficult. If you are a person of colour or Anglais your screwed, reasonable accomadatiom. Quebeckers are their own worst enemy then when things go wrong they look to blame others for their woes.

  • Experiences may vary greatly though. I've lived here 9 years out of the past twenty, and I love it. You say:

    "Quebeckers are their own worst enemy then when things go wrong they look to blame others for their woes. "

    that's awfully broad. It doesn't reflect my experience of the place. I think that the Quebec Government and elements in the sovereignist movement often behave as you've described here, but there's a lot more to the place than that.

    What city do you like?

  • According to Canada, according to Stephen Harper and according to the MPs that voted for it : Québec is a nation.

    The reasonable accomodation report concluded that Québec is not anymore racist than any of his neighbours.

    Disagreeing with being a person of color means you are screwed, far from it. An example would be the many colored elected representants at l'Assemblée Nationale.

  • I survived the Bouchard, Landry, Boisclair era. The 3 French Stooges. Sorry 2 Stooges and a cokehead faggot.

    Quebec is a black eye on Canada, sponsership scandal, Norberg, Maxim Bernier, Quebec is all greed and corruption. Kind of like Mexico, poor and corrupt, thats why I call it Quebexico, except Quebec has more taxes. As for calling you a frog, sorry.

  • Must have been something to survive the Boisclair era, considering his party was never in power when he was the leader.

    Maxime Bernier was largely incompetant. But even more so was whoever put him there, and kept him there, mistake after mistake, when he had no experience whatsoever, solely to have a Québec MP represented on one of the top Canadian ministries.

    As it appears, Harper and most federal governement felt they need to buy out Québec. Aren't they the ones that should be blamed.

  • You're bitter? ooooo...now are we in trouble. And you "survived" Bouchard Landry and Boisclair?  LMAO Quite the trooper aren't we? What do you do when you see a spider in the basement? Stab it with your 14 inches knife with the little crown on it? I mean, you're such a badass survivor in that "Escape from LA" worthy land.... LMAO!!!

  • It's odd how people that display a marked sensitivity to the way they feel they are perceived then display NO sensitivity to the way they treat others.

  • Vineon, is this your home page. LOL. GO OUTSIDE. :-)

  • Greetings from Quebec. I love it here. The poodles are first rate.

  • Quebec has about the same sized economy as Alberta but 2.5 times more people.

    As an independant country Quebec would have a nominal gdp a bit bigger than Finlands.

    Without Quebec Canada would have over 26 million people and an economy larger than Brazil's (nominal gdp over 1200 billion dollars us), and still be a top 10 trading nation in the world.

  • I'm not sure what numbers you look at to claim Alberta's economy is globally the same size as Québec's. Certainly by capita however, they make more.

    Québec also has a substentially more important economy than Finland. But I like the compararison anyway, Finland does compare to Québec a lot.

    The real question however is, why does it matter, since when does bigger mean better?

    The UN classifies Iceland, certainly a very tiny country, has the best country on the planet to live in.

  • greater Montreal probably has over half of Quebec's economy and people and if the city had a referendum on separation it would never even be close to winning.

    Quebec's economy without Montreal is about 1/3rd the economy of Finland.

  • Yet you can still look at the UN's list of best countries when it comes to quality of life. They take many variables into consideration, some of them being income and employement.

    Iceland is first and is very small, Norway second and about half of Québec's size, Ireland is 5th, same deal, Sweden is 6th, Switzerland is 7th, Finland is 11th.

  • Those small countries constantly top the list. All very small countries proving that bigger does NOT mean better and that Québec's size is a non-issue.

    Or are you discrediting every small country's success because they will never be part of the G8?

  • To take back your argument, as of right now, Québec has no say in international forums. Being a recognized nation certainly is an improvement over nothing.

    Québec would never be big enough to be part of something like the G8. Hell, would Canada even retain its spot after a Québec secession? Chances are they'd use the occasion to pump it up to a G12 to validates its continual presence in it. Spain knocks on Canada's door when it comes to economy importance amongst "developped countries".

  • What would be Québec's economy without Montréal is a very moot point considering Montréal is part of Québec.

    There will not be a referendum concerning solely Montreal, at least not until several years after a possible Québec secession, neither is partition ever going to be a possibility. And I believe you under-estimate the separatist support if you actually go beyond the island in Greater Montreal.

  • Spains combined imports and exports 607 billion Canada's combined imports and exports 834 billion, a strong commodity market and strong currency should keep Canada higher than Spain in the nominal gdp

    how is Spain close?

    Canada exports,imports are about 30% higher

    Canada has 11-12 million less people (so per capita gdp is much higher)

    has equal or greater nominal gdp

    Canada total trade with US is more than US Japan (2nd largest nominal gdp) and US China (2nd largest ppp gdp) combined trade.

  • almost all of Canada's economic growth comes from outside of Quebec so the economy would keep doing well without Quebec

    - largest oil reserves

    - only country outside of US, Japan, Germany, France, UK, Italy, China that makes the top 10list for combined exports/imports and total nominal gdp

    US total trade with Canada is keeping up with any rise in trade between the US and China.

    per capita gdp is rising fast with provinces like Alberta eclipsing wealthy nations like Norway

  • I'm not saying Canada wouldn't be doing well without Québec, I am actually absolutely convinced it would.

    As for Spain, its nominal GDP is pretty much the same as Canada's and was predicted to surpass it. Now things might have changed with the new oil "shortage" reality. Without Québec, a substential part of Canada, Spain easily passes by, as does Brazil & Russia, when it comes to that measurement at least.

  • All I am saying, is that Canada's global economical importance is challenged with the loss of Québec. Would it really belong in the G8 anymore after such a loss. Especially considering it would put it behind countries that aren't, Spain was my example, although it is not even considered as a possible futur member (unlike China & Brazil). Québec, while not having Alberta's growth, is quite a big chunk of Canada's economy. For someone who believes bigger is better, I suppose you agree.

  • it could have been an even bigger chunk if separatists didn't get in the middle of everything.

    Montreal used to be Canada's biggest and most powerful city, if sovereinty didn't become an issue there's no reason to think Quebec couldn't have been just as rich as Ontario today.

  • You might want to reconsider calling Ontario rich. It is on the verge of receiving equalization payments. Its heavy manufacturing industry (similar to Québec's, actually) is not in the perfect of shape.

    Theres been speculation that the unemployement rate in Ontario might be higher than Québec's as soon as I believe 2010 for the first time. While the two have a similar economy, this projection is based on Québec managing to save more jobs with its heavy nationalisation of many systems.

  • Ontario's gdp growth is still expected to be a bit less than 2 % which is about the same for all of Canada.

    When I said rich I was mostly referring to gdp size, Ontario's is about 600 billion Quebec's is about 290 billion.

  • Quebecs biggest employer is WEFARE.

  • "WEFARE"?

  • WELFARE

  • Right on.

  • bigger does mean better in many ways. being too small, it would be easier for companies from other countries to come in and take over the industries. bigger means you have more say in international forums. Because Canada has only 34 million people Quebec's size (8 million) means it has a lot of say in what happens in a G8 country that's 9th most important trading nation trade with US is more than Japan and China combined, has lots of oil, nuclear power, strong currency nominal gdp 1500 billion

  • oppression of what?

    the English won the war respect their country.

    what part don't you get?

    go down south and you'll know what the fuck oppression is dumbass.

    Canada is unique,don't fuck with it and turn it into another war fucked zone.

    why do you think Canada is so great?

    it will even allow worms like the separatists tools to separate.

    bleeding hearts (billwater)is what's making Canada bend to accommodate its radicals.

    if its not the separatists its something else.

    SEPARATISTS = CANCER

  • 'Canada is unique' Canada without Québec is just the 51st State of America. 'English won the war respect their country.' like I said, we are now in democracy, past doesn't count, only present and future. 'oppression of what?' Here are few examples - 1755 Acadian deportation - 1839 Hanging of 12 patriotes - Constitutional Act (witch made us a minority) - 1885 hanging of Louis Riel - 1981 Night of the long knives - 1990 failiure of the Lac Meech agreement And it's continuing...
  • By the way, New-France lost the war mostly againts the English who are now the united states, gutless loyalists came after.

  • Homophobic what the fuck are you taking about i said a cokehead. i never talked about his sexuality..focus traitor.

    Racists against what?

    just because i said you lie and misguide people into believing into something thats not and on top of that to break up one of the greatest country on the world?

    try that in the states vineon and they'll lynch you.

    and you claim Canada has no democracy. keep lying to separate,thats the only way you'll recruit.

    Canada should stop that separating nonsense.

  • For you bill C-20 is a real democracy? 50%+1 is a democracy, 50%+? isn't a democracy. So yes, I have to agree with vineon that Canada is undemocratic on that point.

    'keep lying to separate,thats the only way you'll recruit.' There is no need of propaganda to recruit, truth is enough, Québec has suffered of 250 years of opression, separation is justifyed, and it's now a necessity since french's level keep going down in Canada.

    Idiots like you justifys it even more.

  • You say I like but you have YET to tell me what I lied about.

    Keep looking.

    They would lynch separatists if they lived in the States?? You do not truely believe that right?

    I did not claim Canada was not a democracy although I did hint sometimes that it had flaws.

    Again : what did I lie about.

  • these fucking separatists are like bush supporters even lied too they still support it.

    they are so desperate they elected a cokehead boisclair.

    the Separatists is a nano MINORITY even if queerbec has 8 million people it doesnt mean they are for separation.

    these separatists fuck tend to try to make things look bigger.

    copy and paste is their weapon.

    the queerbec separatists is nothing but a drunker's dream if you ever get to see one

    = cancer of queerbec = cancer of Canada.

    aren't you ashame?

  • If you believe I lie to support my cause, kindly inform me of what I am lying about.

    I actually prefer Boisclair over Marois by quite a few miles. Why do you call him a cockhead anyway, homophobic a tad? If you have other reasons to hate him, I'd like to hear them.

    By calling my province (country) that way, you clearly show a hatred for it, one I don't have for Canada. Racist on top of homophobic.

    Certainly not ashamed for wanting to part ways with people that hate me and my people.

  • Boisclair, the Queen of Queerbec.

    Fucken coke head.

  • Learn to take a joke and get over yourselves! It's freakin funny!

  • I too am from queerbec.

    But i'm not provincial.

    I am Canadian period.

    not quebecquois or albertan or ontarian thats too dividing almost sounds euro pee ons. no wonder you have retards like those quebecqueers separatists voicing opinions. i am territorial and i am better than the rest. go fuck yourself traitor.

    Sarkosy likes queerbec he just thinks the separatists are an insult to Canada.

    so right there

    Queerbec is Canada's cancer

    separatists stop booing the American anthem

    u spineless fucks

  • Id love you to show me a source saying he believes separatists are an insult to Canada. But I know you cannot do that.

    What he said, is that he was tired that France has to pick sides between Québec and Canada.

    And being Canadian is not dividing? While being European is? What the hell???? Why don't you call yourself an North American in this case? You live in that continent don't you?

    Québécois is being dividing but Canadian is not, being German is dividing but Canadian is not. Whatever.

  • poche...ont est au Canada...fuck l'affaire anglais et fuck l'affaire francais.

    have fuckin respect for the men and women that died for Canada and not for you fuckers since that prick(DeGaule) from france started it all.

    WHY would you want to separate?

    Canada gives you everything

    Natives were here way before the english and french language.

    you fuckers are taking a province and trying to sabotage it into a country? all for what?who the fuck died and made you boss?

    canada is english ...they won.

  • Who are you to believe the Québécois should forever bend down for a war that was lost centuries ago. If democraticly in the civilised world we live in today Québécois believe they have the tools and the need to secede, thats what they will do.

    First Nations were indeed first here.

    How can a self-determination will from a different society be considered an act of sabotage, this train of thought disgusts me.

    Who made the PEOPLE boss? Our democracy, something Canada claims to be.

  • Vineon Quebec has democracy?pure bullshit. If it appeases to quebec they are for it if not then they want to sell canada. thats not democracy Vineon. get lost fucker. what tool? your queerbec leader? you sicken me chicken shit traitors. Sarkosy said Canada was the country that france respects and not queerbec. even your french god tells you spineless whiners separatists to fuck off. you disgust me chicken shit traitor. there's only a small majority of traitors thats on your side prick.
  • Seems to be you have no idea what democracy means.

    "If it appeases Québec they are for it, if not they want to leave Canada". Exactly what democracy is, which is people deciding. You just defined democracy with an example (although a fairly bad one) saying it does not represent democracy.

    I was talking about Canada when I mentioned democracy anyone. Isn't Canada considered a democratic country?

  • Nicolas Sarkosy never said he does not respect Québec. Oh please I beg you to find me a source on this. What he did, is unlike many other French Presidents, he decided to embrace relations with Canada and make it sure we as Canadians and Québécois understand that the unity question does not concern them.

    Do you even read how ridiculous your posts are? Please take a moment to.

    An example would be the "small majority" comment.

  • You live in today, your so full of shit your eyes are brown.

    Please explain to us all what is the Je ME Souviens stand for. I know what it means , but what is it you remember?

  • You probably believe it means "Je me souviens que né sous le lys, je croîs sous la rose" which is actually wrong. That urban legend just wont die. It does serve misinformed anti-nationalists in their arguments though.

    To me and what it should mean to most is to remember our roots, our history, what we are.

  • Quebec BLOWS SHIT its the cancer of Canada.

    What a disgrace those quebec separatists are. TRAITORS

  • What is that caramel on snow called?

  • its not caramel its a kind of maple syrup

  • It's called tire sur la neige, it's not made from caramel but from boiled maple sirup cooled down on snow.