Last orders - Danny Bhoy Sydney Opera House

[sodapop554]

Lol funny as shit although I don't get why so many view "wanker" as an insult.

[theplacetobe23]

yeah this is exactly australia :)) sydney australia stay hetic :))

[ScrappySuper91]

hahaha he's nailed the accent

[kippister]

1:25 repeatedly triggers an inevitable laugh.

[pausethememories]

"we'll get two in mate" SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE OFF FINDING NEMO!

[cubed213]

Love the "we'll get two in mate". Me and the boys have done that a plenty of times. Love it

[Gavinkeenan1]

Jesus this guy is dog shit, does he ever do anything but fucking stereotypes!!! 

[Suddiruttan]

@Gavinkeenan1 Ye if ya hadn't noticed, most comedians do.

[Gavinkeenan1]

@Suddiruttan unfortunately so. 

[ConspiracyGirl123]

@Gavinkeenan1 , clearly french.

[Gavinkeenan1]

@ConspiracyGirl123 If I was French I would have probably written my reply in French, those guys hate using English...damn, did I just say something stereotypical!! Haha

[crayontub]

Pure Gold Danny, this is exactly what it's like, how it is and you just make it even funnier still! You are legend! :)

[lillagah]

soooo...what does it say about people from new orleans since we have no last call...? XD

[16sKonfidential]

LOLOLOL

[wibblew0ble]

222 fuck of ya having 2 2 2 2 2 2 2

[flufrules1]

The Bhoy has talent and fresh material. Go Danny, Go!

flufrules

[87enoughBULL]

it's so true! the australians i've met are hardass binge drinkers...

[sushanalone]

So true So true about Australia.

[TechDificulties]

Bottom rite of the screen you can see a black Cursor

[xXbeakXx]

im scottish.... and fucking proud!

[thekazzaify]

@xXbeakXx Im an Aussie with a Scottish Mother best of both worlds YOUR SHOUT lmao

[xXbeakXx]

@thekazzaify fair dos lol

[cozlovesblocparty]

hahahaha so bloody true.

[ME5OPOTAMIAN]

I love his fun making of the french

[JBjoshbaker]

Look , ITS NOT EVEN RIGHT !!! ahaha

[TheNeonAngel]

he does the best aussie accent! 

[Crusader440]

i don´t want to go home mate, i´ll remember everything!

[IDontCare704]

".....And I'm fucking looking at it!" xD

[casino16]

i think russians and all the nearby countries drink the most, the english dont drink nearly as much

[bigpurple100]

I had a Russian plumber once and he drank spirit.

the paint cleaning spirit

[goshootyaself5]

that outfit :/

[babayevi]

Russians can drink the SHIT out of you guys! they don't give a F*CK the can drink perfume, ethanol, vodka and other shit

[MrTimmyCahill]

@babayevi yeah not something to be proud of to be honest

[babayevi]

@MrTimmyCahill nice of you to say that but i'm not being proud, nor do I give a shit) just saying. Im not even from Russia!)

[MrTimmyCahill]

@babayevi haha ok

[u2chicky]

"You're a baaastard!" hahhaah his aussie accent is spot on

[Eruadhiel]

@u2chicky I object.

[Lureahawk]

Most of Europe has no last call's. Around here there open until most ppl leave around 6am or so. =s Do some research man

[sushanalone]

@Lureahawk it was a joke 

[ArsonWolf]

this guy is awesome

btw

did anyone else notice the mouse cursor at the bottom right corner

[Caseytehspacey93]

Woo going to see him next Wednesday!!! :DDD

[spankintosh]

This guys creases me up so badly , surprised i aint wet myself yet , this video is so funny i have watched it at least 10 times and each time i have laughed myself inside out i jst luv this part of the show his Aussie accent isreally good i have Tickets to see him in June i cannot wait to go see him 2,2,2,2,2,2,2 ha ha so funny

[pirateshipification]

me and my friends are going to see him in may... cant wait!!!!!

[werewolflover14]

@pirateshipification LUCKY!!!!!!!!!!

[MADBONE0]

"2, 2, 2, 2, 2 what? FUck off, your havin 2"

[ChickertyChina]

I remember being in that shout!

[SkateboarderXL]

He kinda looks like joey from friends in general, when he says bastards he looks like robert deniro and somewhere he reminds me of ted mosby. The only thing that ruins it all is the accent but that's exactly why I love this guy.... strange world out there.

[jossephineee]

Anyone that knows how to find the part were he jokes about the oppusom and cockroach? Been looking for it, but can't find it :(

[DefskinOi]

@jossephineee Watch Danny Bhoy and the Fruit Police.

[spankintosh]

@jossephineee sorry i can't help and i thought i had seen all there was of Danny's on Youtube , i'd be interested to see thoes too

[jossephineee]

@spankintosh It is the one with the fruitpolice! :)

[jossephineee]

@spankintosh It's the one with Danny and the fruitpolice!! :)

[kaiyam1]

Is it wrong that this makes me proud?

[whityjack]

@kaiyam1 yes

[Whosasking99]

@kaiyam1 No, no it isnt.

[nickdartzz1018]

@kaiyam1 not at all buddy, not at all :P makes me proud as hell aha

[ConspiracyGirl123]

@kaiyam1 same omg

[kippister]

yes, it is.

[snakesoc]

thumbs up if you've ever been told or told someone else, "fuck off, your having two!" ive been on both sides of that

[ELkORji]

dis dude hilarious...

[Saija1977]

lets say Paris,im gonna end up there anyway! and bah to the 6 who have no sense of humour!they dont know they are missing!

[Crikey554]

i love being australian. :)

[soulthief1977]

6 people have no sense of humour whatsoever.

[swtgrl17]

type gift before youtube?

[beanz345]

i dont want to go home now mate ill remember everything

[stevenesmond2]

LOL any1 else notice the mouse at the bottom of the screen

[Aheadstix85]

HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha, i just pissed me self!.

[youtubaholic]

My favourite moments: cant believe no one's done this yet.

0:35

1:03 (he looks like a very gay frenchman)

1:29

1:37

1:39 "It's not even right! Look I've got one f****** minute. What've you got? F****** wanka!"

2:25

[204badwolf]

im going to end up in paris anyway....

[kevissen]

whats wif his pants...?

[symphonyjade]

@kevissen Love his style.

[soulthief1977]

I'm sure Danny is actually an aussie impersonating a scotsman. His accent is so spot on.

[seonidh]

Actually this guy isnt well known in Scotland I think that will change.

[iamcondescending]

bestpart is left ut of this one it's he says "even the guy in the bathroom: 'alright there you go come on hurry up you've gotta have two'"

[MrsJackson221]

Ow my life, he is sooo sexy lol,

[Rexter2k9]

As an American who lived in Aus for 3 years, this is so true...

"There is only one country who comes close to us-and i'm fuckin lookin at it!"

[wwwaaarrrggghhh]

fuck off your having 2 XD

[surfiestyles]

this guy knows aussie to well

[kaseychambersisbest]

hahahaha so true!

[aussiechic8]

hahahah

[PengiiMorphine]

Danny Bhoy always makes me laugh my head off

[xTyphoon51x]

lol, this is so true, im an aussie, as soon as he said u can have 1 more drink im like 'pfft, i'd get 2' and then he says in a really serious aussie accent 'we'll get 2 in mate' and with the head nod, farkin priceless

[brynjones11]

@xTyphoon51x hahaha fuckin classic ay thats what i was thinkin

[fionanz13]

Fawk off you' havin' two!

[nat4053]

australians may drink like a fish but a fish drinks like a newfoundlander!

[pontiacmanv6]

Amen to that brudder.lol

[forcytk]

Amen to that Amen!!

[brynjones11]

@nat4053 i dont get it?

[bigmukwa]

@nat4053 50 thumbs?! thats almost the population of newfoundland!

Cheers, Ontario.

[withitsaysthis]

@nat4053 woo! Go Newfie's.....me being one myself!

[SuperWarlord89]

@nat4053 newfoundlander is what country ?

[somethingtodowithme]

@SuperWarlord89 Newfounlanders/Newfies are Canadian. East Coast Province of Newfoundland

[HookedOnMikeonics]

indians drink the most i dont know what hes talking bout lol he should know that hes indian himself just hes a scottish indian LOL

[jessupar]

do you mean native people or people from India. because i've yet to see an Indian (from india) drink ANYONE under the table.

[HookedOnMikeonics]

indian from india

well obviously u havent seen a true indian befor. u needa go to india to see them. they drink moonshine like its water

dunno if you know that moonshine is though. but it has no proof as in dagree of liquor. its the strongest stuff in the world 1 shot will get anyone drunk . now that tells you sumthing

[jessupar]

actually i do know what moonshine is, and if it has an alcoholic content, it has a proof. its just that people make it themselves and dont check.

there are alot of kinds of moonshine, Corn Liquor (White Lightning) being the most common that i know of, and one shot might get a 12 year old drunk, but it'd take a fair bit more than that to get a normal person drunk, unless its pure alcohol, or ethanol, or whatever moonshine usually consists of. (and it wouldnt be pure)

[HookedOnMikeonics]

actually moonshine dosnt have a proof thats why its illegel

and the strongest one is made with potato

and it can get even the biggest drinker who can handle tons drunk with a shot or 2

[Childrenofbodom7]

lmao 20 quid says your indian

[punakesha]

danny bhoy is half indian half scottish not that it matters 20 quid says your a twat

[Childrenofbodom7]

well placing a bet on a matter of opinion, not a fact set in stone would actually render you the twat..

[antonioscheel]

Yep agreed!

[jsidiropoulou]

@jessupar Take it - you've never been to Nottingham or Leicester then??? 

[youtubaholic]

@HookedOnMikeonics lol what the hell world do you live in? Obviously one that have no Irish people. Indians are like 2nd lowest on the totem pole of drinkers.

[HookedOnMikeonics]

@youtubaholic are you kidding me, do you know anything bout indian people? punjabis and hindus can fucking drink like theres no tommorrow.

i wasnt talking bout native american indians im talking bout indians from India

[youtubaholic]

@HookedOnMikeonics LMAO! you're comparing roughly 2% of india's population (punjabis) with the entire nation of Ireland. They would drink circles around indians.

[HookedOnMikeonics]

@youtubaholic i did say hindhus as well buddy

[danwood891]

bloody australians

russians and irish can drink better than them pfft

[lozzles]

It's funny because it's true.

Only a few times have I been in a pub late enough to hear the last orders bell.. But there is ALWAYS some drunk bogan who goes off his head. Haha.

[WalkingIrish]

fuck off, yer havin 2!!! lol!!!!!!

[telegsa015]

i dont wanna go home now mate ill remember everything

[telegsa015]

to mokdevine u are so right

[mokdevine]

its only funny if you were australian..

[telegsa015]

definetly

[stantz55]

hehehehe, drag the video to 1:29 and keep it paused for about 5 seconds, then play it and pause it again at 1:32.....sooo fuckin funny :P

[DelftsBlauw]

You're right, that was f*cking hilarious!!! XD I'm last like afterlaughing... Thank you :)

[silley15]

fuck off ya haveing 2 haha

[xcqshn]

man.. this guy does the best accents!

[jassitiwana]

'fuck off you wanker!!! " hahaha

[pinkynatorx]

Only in Brisbane

[SUPERsnooopy]

quality bogan accent there LOLS

[BucketPukes1969]

i get the idea that danny bhoy doesn't like france much.

[ladywafflecake]

he looks indian...

[GamemastaWrath]

he is half indian

[MrMonstaGamer]

Lol hes scottish :P

[MzDark]

he is, but he is scottish-born.

[Dietlind1]

"Fuck off ya havin' two." Classic. =P

[MattWasHere1992]

best bit of comedy iv've ever seen

[DaredevilnV]

How pathetic are you that you would come to the farthest thing from Hannah Montana and post that just to hate on her...2 words - FUCK OFF!

[wispera]

shut up moron...

[DvSFoX]

"2, 2 what? FUck off, your havin 2"

His accent is awesome

CRAACKS me up LoL!

[25manorpark]

Haha, you can tell by their reactions at last call?

There is no last call in Ireland

[25manorpark]

Thanks for the obvious statement.

I know he is from Scotland.

I was making a joke about irish drinking

[imwiththeband6960]

Do I seem like someone who cares about comment ratings?

[25manorpark]

No, You seem like a bull-headed overly stubborn prick who has nothing better to do than attempt to provide some sort of validation or sense of superiority in his life by correcting trivial comments by stangers online

[SnowAngelLeo]

I just had my local Pharmacist tell me about Danny Bhoy...He has to be one of the funniest comics I've ever seen!!!Hilarious and so true of us Aussies and our love affair with the drink!!! LOL!!!

[zachsdaname]

we'll get 2 in mate,f*** off your having 2!lol

[geoluo88]

alright 2,2, 2 what ya.. fuck off ya avin 2, 2, 2, 2

[nairobi26]

"French people walk like Elvis with Cerebral Palsy". XD ROFL!!

[bodyanti]

lol not all australians are like this! only bogans. sorry bogans.

[bgussey]

colour me a bogan then. Last order is always two beers & I'm never happy about it.

[nathanpker5]

yes we do that

[knucklescapricorn31]

Hahahahahahaha!!!

It's funny coz it's true XD

We Aussies love our drink!

[kozihoneyvanity]

what he said about Australians is fairly accurate I don't go out ever but I have been dragged (almost litterally) to a pub and forced to drink D:

[VortexNeurofunk]

2, 2, 2 ,2 fark orf yer avin 2"

hahaha funny shit and so true

[drifter627]

fucking hilarious look at his face at 2:09

[3990DIRECTnDESIGN]

One of my favorite bits in the show....

[215clint]

Hahaha man i love this. soooooo funny.

[GothSkater101]

"FUCKn WAnKER!!!" lol FUCKInG TOPS!!!

[nikielizabeth01]

i love this guy im seeing him in april in sydney

[GreenRedAndBlueGuys]

lolol im seeing him on the 18th i cant wait =3

[Neonbloodinmyeye]

Yep once us aussie start we dont wanna stop!

[BiLly2092]

hey does anyone know if there is standup posted by him with him telling jokes about hotel beds and geico's?? I saw it recently and i was crying i was laughing soo hard! thanks!

[hannes1813]

I' m lookin' fer that too! The gecko clip was hilarious!

[stickmanDom]

i cant find it either hahaha

[GeneralKiller117]

U know this is pretty much what drunk Aussies are like(by the way im aussie) so come down here for a great time

and watchout for the crocs in kakadu national park

[ropuchK]

try drinking with Polish, Danny... :D

[morrisa2]

lol it was gorgeous how he was prancing about!

[raff23]

LMAO this is hysterical!!! i luv this guy he is brilliant.

[kikyo4815]

It stopped to load at 0:37 and I couldn't stop laughing. xD He's so animated.

I love Danny Bhoy!

[1brokenarrow1]

ove got children

[quakka25]

Lawl; he does our Aussie accent heaps good! Geez, do we really sound like that? We shout a lot lol XD

[1brokenarrow1]

i rekn aye

[misscharley63]

OH MY GOD

he is so fucking hilarious!

i love him