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  • I don't mean it in a bad way, and I know he has a girl friend (without kids), but I can't imagine Ricky being anything other than gay. I just can't help it.

  • Bottom whale: dave...

    Dave: what... WHAT!

    Bottom whale: Dave... i love you... but i cant fucking beathe!

  • Not going to lie. I almost peed my pants.

  • that dolphin is getting its brains fucked out

  • Maybe it's in Seaworld which is like their prison...

    LOL!

  • you fucking are!!  lol

  • thats alot of gay talk for a straight dude.

  • @DecemberSean You can't talk about gay stuff when you're straight?

  • @Oxpost

    Sure he can. That's why I said "A LOT" And I meant A L O T

  • @DecemberSean Yeah... I guess you have a point. :P

  • Those gay animals are DRAWINGS!! I hated this part of his show....

  • @rw0524 why? he laughs/acknowledges at the fact they are drawings in the show and not photographs

  • 0:55 random, fucking random. right that moment i pressed the "randumb" button on memebase, which says don't press this button.

  • Gay animals part is hilarious

  • IN THE HEAD!

  • @chocho999 MINDFUCK

  • The only realistic explanation for blowhole sex is that 'Dave' overheard a human saying "I'm gonna fuck your brains out" and he took it literally! x

  • lolololololololol i laughed so fucking hard i cant stop laughing . around 3:00

  • I'm just wondering how he came across the animal book. haha.

  • @Chr0nicMasterbater I think he came all over it.HA ha.

  • @buldhana Actually some of them are not repeats. If you saw his other shows you might know that. If you do not like it do not watch. Easy, Simple. People like you are mind numbing.

  • what's a mar-mot?

  • fucking him in the head

    oh my god hahaha

  • all crusty and homeless

  • Is that beer not getting lower...or warmer?

  • @gnarkillkicksass

    mini bar under the stand?

  • oh shit there are tears coming from my eyes. I'll take a five minutes time out to catch my breath

  • why no playlist?

  • 1 person likes Dane Cook

  • @DUDEplayer69 is it not possible to like both?

  • @DUDEplayer69

    Yep, I do.

  • Mind fuck!

  • Who is this one guy disliking this video?

  • That's why they call it giving head.

  • thats a cassowary not a turkey.... kinda gay looking though.

  • The one dislike is from the dolphin with the dick in his blowhole...

  • He's a fuckin genius - one of the best standups ever.

  • does anyone know what book that is he is reading the quotes from?

  • OMFG is this seriously a real book? lmfao

  • Yeah..he did this animal stuff already..

  • @seldomsceen Remember, this wasn't a new stage show, this was part of a special show he did in America, entirely separate from the Animals, Politics, Fame, Science series. I'm surprised there wasn't more materials from his previous shows.

  • LOL, I read that book! I read it before I watched this! Hahahahahahahaha....

  • I love Ricky, but Oscar Wilde is a fuckin genius.

  • Jon Stewart was right. Gervais' physical presence is better than ever. He's not only funny but sexy. He gets to the naughty stuff with assurance.

  • @miapatagonia hahaha, that didn't sound gay at all =P someones yearning for ricky, lololol ;D

  • almost died of laughter

  • I went to his live show and people were yelling at Ricky like crazy i would have thought that They didn't edit out the part where Ricky talking about the beaver looking thing at 6:17 some guy shouted "THAT'S A LOT OF BEAVER" at the live show in October but here its been removed or muted or something. the audience was really rude sometimes

  • NO! It's in the head or nothing!

  • is dat a coincidence dis video dsnt wanna work when ricky`s goin to talk bout the evidence..?eh?

  • cause we're gay

    im not

    you fuckin are!

  • It was slightly edited for some reason. The female marmot skit is actually longer than what's seen here, and he did have a bit to say on the fact that they were drawings and not actual photographs.

  • @GaryGeneric That's from another Stand-up of his, mate. The one that you're referring to is the Animals one.

  • @GaryGeneric Would you be talking about the other time he did this skit? In his stand up show, "Animals"

  • @GaryGeneric hes doing material from "animals"

  • @GaryGeneric yer i think because he has done it before he only did a shorter version of it

  • @TheJackinder He has shortened it down because it was part of a different tour. The animal drawings was from.... yep, you've guessed it, the tour called "Animals". He has also said a few other gags from other tours. But bearing in mind that Science is one tour in itself, it's no wonder he has shortened it.

  • @GaryGeneric the extended version is on 'Animals'.

  • @GaryGeneric No, he did this very section on his animals dvd, though he says some different stuff, he uses this book and these slides.

  • @GaryGeneric He did that whole skit on multiple tours. The extended marmot and photograph bit was on the 'Animals' tour.

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  • @GaryGeneric

    Wasn't cut. It was a separate skit on a different tour, the Animals Tour.

    Search Ricky Gervais Animals show part 6 of 8. Jump to 3mins 40secs.

    If you think they are the same (because of the clothing) note the lack of flags on the wall and eagles on the podium.

  • @Gylindril doesnt mean he didnt perform it the same while recording this show, and then having it cut out for the dvd....

  • @elvee88 Lemme try to understand your broken English. He performed it the same while recording it, which was my point. Then had it cut for the DVD, which was still my point that they are two different performances of the same skit... I think that is your point, but I can't quite tell as you use but, yet do not deviate from my original argument...

  • @GaryGeneric

    Yes, I was waiting for that! It was the funniest part about that particular sketch for me.

  • @GaryGeneric that was actually on his 'Animals' tour. this is probably re-edited for this tour which has a bit of everything.

  • @GaryGeneric Abit late, but ohwell that was from his animals show

  • @GaryGeneric well this was his first appearance in america right? at the beginning he said that

    so maybe he edited the show a little?

  • uncontrolled ADD  at its best!!

  • oh my god... he is cracking me up!!!

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