Kirby

[FinalGamerJames]

I fucking love Shmorky and Proteus, they need to bring them back into these Retsupuraes.

[symon500]

"LET'S PLAY KIRBY SUPERSTAR! FUCK YOU, MOM!"

Best line in any Retsupurae ever.

[ninjamitsuki]

I can't believe someone can be this bad at Kirby.

I like Kirby, but it's undeniable that it's one of the easiest game franchises ever.

[ReloadXPsi]

@ninjamitsuki Agreed. Kirby's normally all about self-made difficulty but this is ridiculous.

[BlasterMasterWii]

I was watching this video while my computer was at low power.

Right when Waddle Doo appeared, my computer shut off.

Damn you, Waddle Doo.

You have fucked my for the last time, Waddle Doo.

[WishWel]

I fucking like this guy!

[BlueEmeraldX]

I always love when Slowbeef does one of his crazed, high-pitched impressions of the LPer they're making fun of. It just cracks me up. XD

"The surgeon general says listening to me is hazardous!"

[MrIgotabadfeeling]

Binky the Clown made a video

[momoandmiz]

I just watched Grease so I felt compelled to watch this.

[werebee]

He literally could not stop moving back and forth when he had to stay still. I don't...I just don't even...

[PowerXeta]

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[Satsujinhan]

Shmorky is a fucking legend.

[M413]

2:44

I lose my shit every time Shmorky says WHYYY like that

[TurboNemesis]

1:44 Let's call the whole LP off

[RorHemi]

"YOU HAVE FUCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME WADDLEDOO." Give me thumbs up because I'm some ass who uselessly quotes the video.

[OWAGTx0]

>2008

>Not using the rock ability

[RobotKing27]

At 1:21 is the LPer saying "I'm not yiddish"? Does he know that that's a language, not something you can "be"?

[chitoryu12]

No good LP ever makes people watching it begin their opinion with screaming.

[PHILLYandSWAMP]

23:00 Let's play Kirby Superstar, FUCK YOU MOM!!

It's because of golden moments like this that I think people should have retsupurae ringtones.

[StrangeAxel]

Hey hey... I loved Kirby Super Star too... But not as much as this kid. This kid was on meth.

[fastbreak333]

Smorky needs to be in more RPs. Who's with me?

[MalamiteLtd]

Kirby Super Star

Hang on to your asses, folks.

[sygnus5]

Remind me again why Proteus doesn't do these things anymore?

[1CrazyFoxx1]

in my co-op I only died when my controls fucked up or the cannon stopped me in the air over a pit and me and my friend didn't realise it

[SirTotallyAwesome]

"tomato, tomahTO KIRBY SUPERSTAAAAAAAR"

i lol'd

[Bennanteno]

HEY AAAAAANDY!

HEY PAULO!

[Bigbattle22]

Why doesn't he get another power if he's going to charge Plasma for the weakest of foes?

Is he trying to pad his LP out?

[Gamedominator06]

Stop fucking charging Plasma for every enemy you see.

Fuck, it's so needlessly tedious of him.

[JanitorAntisocial]

They think Kirby games are easy and kid's games? I have to say incorrect.

Kirby is a REAL MAN's game.

[milkkart]

holy shit this is christian weston chandler. its got to be.

[halfdemented]

I played these games when I was a kid on the Super Nintendo and I can guarantee that I beat these in an hour or 2, much faster than these guys

[RadonX9]

GUHREES LAHTNEN!

[RadonX9]

GUHREES LAHTNEN!

[daledenton1132]

uhgreese lightning!!!!!

[goldlightning1683]

DOUBLE SUN POWERRRRR!

[dejablue88]

So is this the Mirror Mirror of Crowley9 ?

[PTp1ranha]

Someone needs to draw Waddle Doo with a troll face on.

[TheNotoriousMC2]

Nothing's up there you FUCKING MORON!

[sonicjonathansonic]

HE SO GOOD AT THAT WHAT THE FUCK!!

[DryBones95]

That douche is ruining my favourite SNES game! Some of your video's are hard to watch because of the idiot talking over the game, not to mention the quality. Even though that's the point of these video's :C

[codenameLV04]

I wish I was this happy when I was playing kirby super star. Also kirby games can be hard sometimes.

[leonflash]

Just listening to this video brings images of a insane asylum escapee in an amusment park massacring children by throwing them into the internal parts of machines and grinding their intestines between the gears.

[Wittyname347]

@leonflash That's funny. I get the same vibe about you, seeing as to how you took the time to describe all of that.

[shredknives]

The Plasma Power generates in kirby superstar by shuffling back and forth for static electricity.

[unc13chuckl3s]

This is definitely my favorite retsupurae... well one of them anyway.

[DayBreakization]

2:30 Just hold block so you don't spaz out you idiot!

[Guardiansaiyan]

Proteus...COME BACK!!!

[EliteBeatDrummer]

NOTHINGS UP THERE YOU FUCKING MORON!!!

Protius, you are very straight forward

[EvilApple567]

Is he even talking or is he just vomiting at this point? xD

[SuperDuperSonicSpeed]

I WANT TO WATCH THE ORIGINAL VIDEO!! WHERE IS IT??

[mrbigstick]

he doesn't mean to PRICK your balloon.

[Nekromedes]

If I ever invent a game, there will be floating mullet heads as enemies.

[grottypissedstained]

I love how Proteus says, "OH WHATS UP."

[NintendanGX]

KIRBY SUPERSTAR!!!!!!! SUCK ON THAT, DEEDEEDEE!!!!!!

[thedude2734]

I think he killed someone with this video

[PaladinPenguin21]

This guy probably dies a lot in Kirby's Epic Yarn

[CommanderMantis]

Apparently the game didn't give him enough Retard Stars.

[zioz99]

YOU HAVE FUCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME WADDLEDOO!!!

[Weegee905]

Im probably wondering why this guy posted this. He sucks worse than a vacuum.

[FinalGamerJames]

I swear, I keep imagining one of the iCarly cast is playing this, it just works too well.

[jettythesunfish]

I actually eat hot dogs for breakfast sometimes xD

[Jeremythehedgehog1]

If I was this guy's parent, I'd tell him to stop using my cocaine.

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

11 seconds in and its already awesome.

[Zenotwapal]

does this guy have like... southern fever or something

GGGGRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEASE LIGHTNIN

[TheLinkToTheFuture]

this made my ears bleed

[bharlin8588]

Well that's because slowbeef is faster then lightning...

GREASE LIGHTNING!!!!!

[vbdevil]

Fuck you mom!!!

[sillygramcracker]

This guy's so energetic he is the embodiment of the Plasma ability. It explains why he's calm at some times and obnoxious at others.

[TheToast7]

Ya, you get to stah room before we call in the GERRRMAN TROOPAHZ

[steveharley0345]

Aww SHUT UP

God, we fucking love Shmorky...

[sonicjonathansonic]

No he says "I want to play kirby super STAR MOM OH YA!!!!!!!!!!!!" XD

[BohepansTheThird]

I still cry laughing every time I get to the part of this video where Proteus says NOTHING'S UP THERE, YOU FUCKING MORON!! Classic RP, right here. XD

[Blaziken20052000]

I will do anything to see this video animated by Egoraptor!!!

[UntitledHome]

The best part about this is when there's complete silence, and suddenly you hear a faint "YEAH!"

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

Damn you, Waddle Doo!

YOU HAVE FUCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, WADDLE DOO!!!

[betterthanyou553]

asians

[Cheetah1251]

I once ate hotdogs for breakfast & I went physically insane while playing Kirby like this guy did.

[heroshadow42]

It was one of the easiest, but now Kirby's Epic Yarn holds that position. Also, the Nova stage can be a tad difficult on the SNES version, the DS version got easier, but the added areas more than make up for that.

[ILIKECEREALX]

I JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON AND I'M PLAYING KIRBY SUPER STAR!

[CandiFan1]

"...you light the bitch on fire..."

<3

[JanitorAntisocial]

Proteus seems to be the most Kirby-savvy out of this bunch.

It seems fitting Thorn's incompetence would affect him the most.

[danceswithswords]

YEAH! LET'S PLAY SUPER KIRBY STAR! FUCK YOU MOM!!! Dude...Best...Quote...EVAR!!!

[TheJinxrr]

@danceswithswords I want it as my text tone.

[danceswithswords]

@TheJinxrr I do as well and let's not forget "Damn you Waddle Doo! You have fucked me for the last time Waddle Doo!"

[lich109]

@danceswithswords It only loses to: "I'm not gonna die, it's a waste of my time." - Cornshaq

[unc13chuckl3s]

@danceswithswords I don't know which one of them said that, but whoever it was needs a damn medal.

[danceswithswords]

@unc13chuckl3s His name's Shmorky and yes he needs 10 medals

[catasplurge1000]

This guy is so coming to my next party.

[usernameclassifeid]

He's playing this while hanging from a chandelier.

[yoshimasterleader]

epic yarn was easier

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

Oh man, this guy is a hoot XD

[fzeromax11]

Lets play kirby super star, fuck you mom!

[Cloaytonem2]

Want to know who can beat this guy?

SirRon.

[elbonia17]

YOU HAVE FUCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME, WADDLE DOO.

[MightyKombat]

What the heck is the problem with Waddle Doo, thorny? SRSLY he ain't that crappy a helper. And Kirby Super star/Fun Pak is easy as fuck.

[Nixitur]

This guy is crazy entertaining too watch. The video still isn't good, but entertaining.

[shadow12924]

who's the guy that sounded like he was in the background all the time and at the start said " Yeah let's play Kirby Super Star! Fuck you mom!"?

[Kirbyoto2098]

@shadow12924 That's Shmorky, of Flash Tub fame.

[TheKyGuy]

@Kirbyoto2098

Holy Hell, I kind of figured that was Shmorky. XD

[MightyKombat]

I reckon its PshycadelicEyeball. Even I was confused at first. I recognize Proteus easily enough.

[CandiFan1]

@shadow12924 Shmorky, our favorite hyperactive thingamajibby~

Also, Flash Tub superstar~

[Axemunger]

I feel like I'm about to have a seizure watching this because of how extreme it is

[UntitledHome]

Shmorky's Schwarzenegger impression is actually pretty good.

[Reyson129]

At the start of this video, I imagined Slowbeef, Diabetus and Proteus sitting at the computer with Shmorky bouncing around behind them yelling random things. Then he runs up behind them and shouts 'LET'S PLAY KIRBY SUPERSTAR! FUCK YOU, MOM!'

[DukeOnkled]

@Reyson129

This is the greatest mental image one could have for this video.

[TheRetroman]

This video has produced my 3 favorite Retsupurae quotes.

1. Let's play Kirby Superstar, fuck you mom!

2. You have fucked me for the last time, Waddle Doo!

3. Here, have a retard star!

Love this.

[Mintergalactic]

@TheRetroman And they are all by Proteus. Coincidence? I think not.

[Mintergalactic]

@Mintergalactic My mistake, two out of the three.

[TheSkunkrocker]

@TheRetroman The first two for me for sure, I say those a lot, but my third quote that I say all the time is "NOTHING IS UP THERE YOU FUCKING MORON"

[Soragan]

@TheSkunkrocker I'm gonna start saying that to people that're brainstorming.

[Devilhunter318]

love the tags

[apusama]

wow, i didn't know stevie wonder does LPs. o_o

[bobbyewing311]

"I've never been afraid of a video introduction before" lol I was thinking the same thing

[TheDeathnotejunkie]

Let's play kirby superstar! Fuck you mom! Should be an Internet meme

[TheBrazillianCat]

@TheDeathnotejunkie That was my favorite line, makes me laugh every time.

[Cheetah1251]

@TheDeathnotejunkie

It would be the greatest meme of all time & it would never get old

[DukeOnkled]

What happened to Shmorky, anyway? I fucking love that guy!

[Sx2Kirby]

OH come the FUCK on! This is one of my favorite games and this... dip shit ruined it... RUINED it.

xxthornxx go fuck yourself wow... that was just too terrible.

[GazzyW007]

AAAAAGH yourselves. I LOVE KEEEEERRRBBBBY.

[Ygdrasel]

"Grease lightnin!"

And then I had to clean spit and tea off my monitor. Not even kidding.

[Mesarphelous]

Fucking hot dogs, how do they work?

[tt89898989]

It's like Kefka made an LP.

[pteroid11]

This guy is like Phantom Savage if you suck out all likeability.

[HazelCarter287]

WADDLE-DEE JUGGALING

[sirchadword]

i almost cried from laughter at "YOUVE FUCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME WADDLE-DOO!" and "NOTHINGS UP THERE YOU FUCKING MORON!" and he is runing back and forth like a fucking spaz because it makes the plasma power-up stronger.

[rahrahrahrahrahrahra]

@sirchadword A fitting power-up for him then.

[psycotigerman]

I think this dude is bipolar if you listen one screen he'll be manic next he's neutral next he's like serious and depressed.

[MrZebraGamer]

FUCK YOU MOM!

[TraceA1000]

YOU HAVE FUCKED ME 4 THE LAST TIME WADDLEDOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrTimeCop]

You know, even if he's spazzing back and forth just to charge the ability, it's still REALLY FITTING.

[JP52397]

I try to not do this while playing kirby superstar, but I end up doing it every time.

[JP52397]

I tried to not do while playing kirby superstar, but I end up doing it anyway.

[MoonIMover]

At least he is enjoying himself and trying to entertain us, unlike most videos that get retsupuraed.

[hibber25]

the reason he runs back and fouth like that is because it builds up stadic for kirby's electric attack

[TheAmazingThing101]

LET'S PLAY KIRBY SUPERSTAR: F--- YOU MOM

[crimsonrain62]

@ilikethecoke I'm a kirby nerd too, I was just about to post that but i feel like kirby running aimlessly back and forth is a good representation of what his guy was doing during this lp

[ilikethecoke]

@crimsonrain62 Yeah, it's like if he doesn't he'll explode due to excess energy from all the caffiene in him. XD

[MalamiteLtd]

@ilikethecoke Don't you mean, excess energy from all the GREASED LIGHTININ' in him?

[ilikethecoke]

4:33 Actually, he's doing that so Kirby's shot will be more powerful. With Plasma if you shuffle Kirby like that the static builds up. Otherwise his shot barely does anything.

Yes, i'm a Kirby nerd.

[kerbe3]

@ilikethecoke although, charge is built up just by pushing a direction, you can charge up while staying still if you just hold block

[MalamiteLtd]

@kerbe3 That is exactly what I do. I think that and the RPG boss are the only times I've used block when playing the game.

[kerbe3]

@MalamiteLtd I actually would use the spaz method though.

[MalamiteLtd]

@kerbe3 Well, I figure since you can't move while guarding it opens up the whole D-Pad to assist charging. So that means I can randomly twitch or rotate the D-Pad in any direction without potential consequence.

[kerbe3]

@MalamiteLtd

also the act of hitting the L or R button to guard also adds a tick of charge to plasma.

[CDTheHedgehog]

GREEEAASE LIGHTNIN'!

That was great x3

[SQUIZZLER24]

This guy is completely batshit insane.

Which is exactly why he is an incredible LPer

[slowblood99]

This is the lets play equivalent of a skitzophrenic on cocaine

[cybernerd129]

Spazzing out does build up the static for the stronger attack yes.

[NorisomWorld]

He sounds like Dr. Venture.

[catasplurge1000]

First time someone has died in a kirby game? Have you even seen miracle matter.

[catasplurge1000]

As a hardcore kirby fan this is the first time I have been ashamed of something with kirby in it *facepalm*

[DayBreakization]

Is he in a hurry or something? Why does he keep running into everything?

[TheRetroman]

Jesus.....What is an RP without Schmorky?

He needs to be in the next Retsupurae!

[blargyblargster]

@TheRetroman Correction: He needs to be in EVERY Retsupurae.

[Soragan]

@blargyblargster Agreed, but I'll happily settle with Electrical Beast or another famous BillyMC video.

[FluffyLovesSpyro2]

I think the LPer is bi-polar.

[TD1Celestial]

NIGGA I EAT HOT DOGS FO BREAKFAST

[Jinjonator1]

That guy reminds me of Mils from Metal Arms.

[SmNBahamut]

Who IS this man? I wanna watch his let's plays for some reason. xD

[AidenLS]

DAMN YOU WADDLE DO YOU HAVE FUCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME

[GreatestMKfighter]

LMFAO. I love the guy in the background who does all the impressions.

[deadman661]

the going back and forth charges up the plasma thing

[merritt2014]

wow is slowbeef the voice actor for that puppet in shrek lol

[Zoxy800]

I may have played this game when i was 4, but it's still my favorite game ever. And this guy is a complete fucking tool. He's "spazzing" around though so he can charge up the plasma ability. In game spazzing that is. I have no idea what the fuck hes doing the rest of the time

[HarrisonFordJr]

NIGGA I EAT HOTDOGS FOR BREAKFAST

[ObiTrev]

0:24 That sounded like someone from Go Go Parody Rangers!

[Millennia0007]

GET TO THE STAR ROD!

[DarkOmegaMK2]

"NOTHING IS UP THERE YOU FFFUCKING MORON!!!"

Best like ever

[turkeyman94]

i cant breath it hurts hahahahahahaha

[MidnaKoopa]

He was spazzing back and forth because that's how you build up power with the Plasma ability... Sorry, I'm kind of a "detail Nazi", if you will? Still, love the rp videos. :3

[austinlyle0]

The surgeon general says listening to

me is hazardous!

[LeRoiSoleilLuv]

"YOU HAVE FUCKED ME FOR THE LAST TIME WADLEDOO"

"Hey hey hey, look at that"