Ashen Waste

[poisodon1]

coughing in the factory building? hhhmmmmmm...

[rockandtrollin]

the cops will believe you if u show them the vid duuu

[xtelmosx]

PILLZ HEAR.

[CptJackFan]

I love Evan!! Your a freaking awesome do something now ask the creep later kind of guy XD

[Thisisnotjokeable]

The Doctor? Doctor Who?

[TheDevlking]

Dude they're listening to Hotel California!

[ArtemusCain666]

"I should've had my knife!"

Dude, Slendy EXUDED at you and took you out. I don't even think a drone strike would do much.

[tundraman217]

Slender man just likes The Eagles! And you had to hit him with your car.

[Supermonkeyhobo]

Wait, isint Ashen the last name of Noah's ( trivetwelve) cousin?

[AshytheSlenderfan]

@Supermonkeyhobo Asher. Pretty close though.

[TheSilentDarkReaper]

@Supermonkeyhobo Milo Asher

[Blaroth]

+1 for thunderstorm while Slender appears. +2 for being a man and +3 for totall badassery

[LxSound1]

Im sry but id so be that friend thats said "u better not get blood on my seats"

[TheVixenAlchemist13]

I knew from the moment Evan started coughing that Slendy was gonna show up...

[PackAPuncherz]

Next time, bring a shotgun.

[PackAPuncherz]

If trying to kill Slender Man doesn't make you the most badass guy ever, then I don't what does.

[Konaustin113]

@PackAPuncherz Managing to kill him will make someone pretty badass

[halofable574]

Easily my favorite hybrid video aside from Jim Thorpe

[kmp1191]

Evan-"Oh I'm gonna kill you!"

-starts hitting Slendy-

*insert Link yelling sounds here*

HYAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Ninteadlnd]

Evan should get an oscar for best manly actor..

[caecandy]

It makes me laugh, because Slendy doesn't seem that evil here. Evan attacks him, he doesn't kill him. They try to hit him with a car, he takes them home? He wants something from them, and it isn't to just kill them.

[ATOMICGAMER536]

@caecandy yes, he wants his 20 dollars ;-D

[suicidalbananasama]

Is that Slendy's wedding picture in the back?

[Bdthemag]

"Look! He's bleeding from his mouth, we better sit him up!"

Wow, because the first thing you do if someone is injured is to have them sit up.

[deacon9260]

Next time maybe you should just give him the tree fiddy

[Jordanlovestoast]

I miss getting fit and eating right...

[halofable574]

Why does Evan always got to attack him? Its badass though, makes Evan my favorite

[ThePwnageDude56]

@halofable574

They think Slenderman is just a guy in a costume pulling a prank on them, but way too hard.

That's why Evan attacks, he tries scaring them away or something like that.

[halofable574]

@ThePwnageDude56 I guess so, but still Evan's agressive attitude is refreshing, Jay does try to fight it in entry 52, but every other time he just runs away along with everyone else in Marble Hornets. In Tribetwelve, Milo runs away and Noah talks a big game, then pisses himself and runs. Its nice to see them try to fight for a change.

[ArtemusCain666]

Hey guys! We just went head to head with a supernatural shoggoth! What should we listen to?

Hotel California! DUH

[SuperTOTALMAYHEM]

6:05 WTF IS THAT! SOMEONE TELL ME!

[SuperTOTALMAYHEM]

4:14 what the hell is that thing?!?!

[Jordanlovestoast]

@SuperTOTALMAYHEM .......Thats slenderman.... the basis of this whole thing. .>.<

[halofable574]

PURE BADASSERY, Unbelieavabley stupdi fucking risk, even so.. it was still awesome to watch

[ireallydontcare1080]

Evan just went at Slendy with a baseball bat.  That is one hardcore motherfucker.

[yanihatake]

lol, "Hey, guys. I think I'm gonna be alright!"

[origindirewolf]

hotel california :D

[feeblepizza]

Thumbs if, during the pause, you turned your volume down expecting massive sound distortions.

[CPJThunde]

They are different than MarbleHornets because

1, they think it is someone playing a prank that is going too far

2, They're more than one person and aren't going through this alone and each has an own opinion about what is happening causing frustration between them cuasing more drama

[backtoklondike]

@CPJThunde Plus the dialog between these guys makes them extremly more likeable making you care for them which is what many modern horror movies lacks.

And they have a guy running after slenderman with a knife/baseball bat.

[OnyxNecron]

Reminds me oddly of aperture science

[ecuarocker16]

Have to admit they got more balls than Jay and Alex from Marble Hornets ever had so far, other than their few moments of bravery, EverymanHYRBID guys actually want to kick Slendy's ass

[TrystantheMutant510]

@ecuarocker16 well, they want to kick his ass because they still think that it's a dude in a costume. at least, that's the way I'm seeing the situation.

[CABALCORE100]

Slender Man, and snowflakes. I am okay with this.

[sigsaursamurai]

The machinery at 3:50 looks like the machinery in the demolished warehouse that was taped in the entry from the tape that was found in the red tower in marble hornets.

[RyanA136]

3:08

Pills here...

[TheWickedAmazingName]

Because nothing says "Seems Legit" like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles hoodie.

[foxmccould1]

Hotel California playing when slendy appears, doesn't the song mean once you got there you don't know if its heaven or hell, but your not getting out....0_o

[vTFlaw]

@EandRentertainment how do yuo think he got so much badassness to get up there with slendy? think man think

[jfrancisny]

I've BEEN there. O.O

[foxmccould1]

@jfrancisny POR KAY MAN POR KAY D:...D:.DDDD:::

[OhNoesItsJulia]

I love how Evan is laughing like a maniac as they are about to hit Slendy with the car.

[nikiLOVEcats]

Hotel California from the Eagles... SEEMS LEGIT

[StPatrickDayMassacre]

i have that same black gaming chair at the end of the video :D

[MegaDarkAngel2010]

"Someone else knows about the doctor" Err...

Slenderman

Dr. Who

The Rake

House of Leaves... Why hasn't the world imploded yet?

[iCheesey]

lol at the beginning is that slendy in the photo behind vince?

[vTFlaw]

runnin at slendy with a bat

+2 baddassness

coughin up blood (like a boss)

+5 baddasness

saying im ok after coughing up blood

+4 baddassness

trying to gun slendy down with car

+9 baddassness

in all...evan is about the same as chuck norris

[EandREntertainment]

@vTFlaw A few episodes before, he ran after him with his knife. Does that make him even MORE badass then Norris?

[Peaceintheeastnow]

@EandREntertainment Not possible. Slendy doesn't come for Norris. The minute he thinks about it, Norris will kill Slendy.

[UltimateMastodon]

"Someone else knows about the Doctor..."

Amy Pond?

[ollyarcadia]

4:54 "i shit out my eyes"

[mlpdragon]

God Evan is such a badass, running at Slendy with a bat...and then you guys tried to run Slendy over. THAT takes some guts. You guys are awesome and I hope you'll eventually find all the answers you need. You have my support. Good luck. [] []

[alexrulez22]

awesome ninja turtle jacket dude.

[TheDarkomann]

hotel california- eagles 5:18

[abovethelight]

Anyone else think that thing in the back of the room at 3:54 look like something in one of the Marble Hornets videos?

[guitarsologirl]

"it be fun to play paintball here."

am i the only ony that can picture slendy popping out yellin "STOP FILMING ME FUCKERS!!" and shooting them with a paintball gun?

[ghostluver711]

*coughing up blood*

"guys i think imma be okay..."

[pinkgoth6]

run that fucker over XD

[thes54]

Pills here!

[ShadeolTheFox]

I love the car scene.

"You know what we have to do?"

"...gun it."

"Run the fucker down."

+2 to badassery.

[TheMinecraftcake]

Lol vince: GUN HIM DOWN slenderman: ok so not my best idea...

[deadman2312]

I've always wondered what Slenderman's defence was...

[deadman2312]

FUCK YEA.

[NeighborhoodWatch4]

the connection to 4.

[NetherRun]

I wish i had the balls to attack the thing following me. Plus its twice slendys size.

[Frog0021X]

I love all the awesome t-shirts these guys are always wearing.

[GhostSoldier57]

Evan attacking Slendy? Badass.

Evan attacking Slendy in a White Zombie shit? Priceless.

[xedalpha1]

Total moment of badass when they realise, Dude, Slender man is blockign the road and then that utter shared feeling when you realise 'they're in a car', summed up so magnificently in four words or less:

"RUN THE FUCKER DOWN!!"

Slenderman: "Okay...did not think this one through..."

[DORproductions117]

Lol "Pills here", nice L4D reference.

[frobie54]

>Against all logic, attacks Slenderman directly

>Gets physically wounded by Slenderman

Lesson learned?

"I shoulda had my knife."

>Incredible badass.

[pogowitwiz]

"You guys I think I'm gonna be okay."

Damn Evan, no matter how stupid you are, you end up making it badass.

[tehfrog]

I'm so fucking lost. lol.

[Doomybiscuit]

See Slender Man in the road.

Play Hotel California and attempt to run him over.

[zace333]

I love the Chicago poster in the basement.

[TheCruroar]

The slenderman is totaly in that picture behind him!

[jtmage92]

That's why you don't attack Slenderman Directly....moron

[Charbelobk1]

this is so stupid

[ElitevsNinja]

I totally saw that coming when Evan swung the bat at him. There's no way that would do anything.

[RickRay9]

LET'S MAKE A ROADKILL-- A'HAHAHAHAHGAGAGBAGBZ-- fuckin' cool. ;'3

[Xenoforge78]

4:57 I should have brought my knife...

[SuperNinjaGinger]

Oh, Slender Man, you so crazy.

[Soulwings20]

Evan + Insanity = Ultimate fanservice

[Inn0c3ntGuy]

Did the camera guy say "Pills here" @ 3:08 ? I've been playing 2 much l4d -_-U

[s71elite]

@Inn0c3ntGuy Lol yeah he did WTF

[oMISSoZOMBIEo]

Evan, your such a fucking BAMF :3

[powersoftritone]

Slendy: Sup, guys hey is that a new bat; OH YOU WANT TO FIGHT, TURN THAT CAMERA OFF!! Later: Hey guys the cars looking nice, why are you going so fast, OH TRY RUN ME OVER TURN THAT CAMERA OFF THEN I'LL SHOW YOU!

[hehehe88]

Another thing i noticed, Hotel California just got to the line "They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast."

[dmanstheone]

Oh it's Slender Man guess I'll just go KICK HIS FUCKING ASS!

*Moments later, bleeding*

"No man I think I'm okay"

Evan, I fucking love you!

[MariomysterHD]

at the start of this series, i hated Evan, he seemed like such a weight obsessed douchebag, but by this point, he a slendy slayer :D

[decimox10]

does slender man have a weakness if so let me know now!

[ichikish]

@decimox10 Of course he has a weakness! It's... uh...

...I'll get back to you on that.

[TotesAndi]

@decimox10 bats

[DarkOps065]

3:29 Gotta love how he twirls the bat there.

Evan: ''Rake comes around? Heh, I'll dump the corpse in the polluted pond there, watch him biodegrade.''

[SN777DivinusBlargumi]

Left 4 Dead references.

[99Kalinda]

wel-come to the hotel sleender maaa-aan! such a scary place, such a scary place!

[99Kalinda]

@99Kalinda and also, i don't mean to be a downer, but evan's gone. coughing up blood is the last symtom in the "Slender Sickness". hopefully he'll die and not turn into a black pawn.

[DarkOps065]

@99Kalinda - You're right. I mean, WHATS HE GOING TO WEAR?! Hood and Mask are already taken. Maybe a combination, a hood that completely covers his face, and a a picture of something like the Operator or Observer symbol on the front? And then his bat skills and suicidal devotion to his friends... Alex and his cement block ain't got nothin' on Black Pawn Evan and his Bat.

[99Kalinda]

@DarkOps065 if he turns, it's evan i feel sorry for. poor bastard.

[DarkOps065]

@99Kalinda - On a more serious note, yeah, I gotta agree with you... :/

[girlwithafunnyhat11]

I gotta watch the rest of this series... Attacking Slendy with a bat and a car in the same video?! AWESOME!

[pucksaver95]

Slendy dances to forget.

[rainbowdash7744]

What the hell happened?

[ItsJackDolan]

Slenderman: "Hey Evan! Your mom says hi! IN MY BED!"

Evan: "Motherfucker I'll Kill You!"

Slenderman: "That's right I am a mother fucker! I'm Fucking your mother!"

Slenderman: "Outtie 5 thousand, Evan's mom wants my tentacles."

[WaterWar1]

Now I KNOW that this is real chiz man...

[doctordoom85]

Evan: "I'll use a baseball bat! It works in Smash Bros.!"

[heythereitslogan]

"You guys I think I'm gonna be okay." Oh my God I fucking love Evan.

[JestersGhost]

Hotel California :D

[Silversun15]

Evan's kind of a badass

[TheHairyHands]

@Capcbmerritt// Typically when you meet someone new, there's about a 5% you WILL :D LOL

[UetaNoRenkinjutsushi]

"Gun it."

Slendy: NONE SHALL PASS!

[Arquive]

On a dark desert highway ♪ ♫ Cold wind in my hair ♪

Slendy... you get hit with a baseball bat and also by a car. Don't you get enough?

[starcre8erify]

AND THEN YOU RAN HIM OVER.

I RESTATE THIS;

BEST. MOTHERFUCKING. VLOG. EVER.

[starcre8erify]

So...he just ran up to Slenderman and smacked him with a baseball bat?

Best. Vlog. Ever.

[CAPCBMERRITT]

Typically when u meet someone new, you don't wanna suddenly wake up facedown, bleeding, with a concussion.

[Scorpiondesu]

Slenderman: What's that? A pipe? I don't care, that thing isn't going to do shit to me. Fuck you.

[christianskyTV]

Evan: Did i kill him? *coughs up blood*

*Slendy cackles wildly in the distance*

[ScaryGnomeFilms]

Well, at least this slenderman series includes the cops. That's what baffled me with Marble Hornets. Jay didn't even try CONTACT the cops.

Props to EverymanHYBRID

[RabiesBite]

THAT SHIT WAS INTENSE. o_o

[CupcakeMcPuffersons]

@BritaniaAngel

It was kind of sexy. xD

[BritaniaAngel]

So.. am I the only one that thinks Evan's crazy laughter is sexy as hell?

[darksayain1]

Meet The Evan

If you saw what I saw you would kill that mo

*Slendy standing there* BONK!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[SirNubbington]

Its storming over here now and I swear if my power goes out after watching all these EH and MH vids, I'm going to piss myself in fear.

[sick7fold]

The Eagles upset the slender man deeply.

[Martinntoxx]

Evan just became more badass than Chuck Norris.

[WaterWar1]

@Martinntoxx You bet he did.

[zatbecrazy14]

@Martinntoxx i guess? well you know what yeah

[deadman2312]

@Martinntoxx IMPOSSIBRU!

[MrGunsrFun]

@deadman2312 well seeing as how chucks just some dipshit actor with a few fancy moves, id deem it to be quite "POSSIBRU"

[MsAnnoyingComment]

4:04: Most people- "Shit! Run!"

Evan-"I'm a kill you motherfucker!"

Daaaaamn, kid's a bad ass!

[Cheyral]

@MsAnnoyingComment

You should see Noah in TribeTwelve. In the video 'Nature Trail Visit". Now THAT kid's got balls.

[Maggotsolider777]

that factory is the bath house from the marble hornets series!

[ZRolando]

coordinates? i thought that was a minecraft server

[UnDeadGamers]

You can only touch Slendy with twenty dolla's.

[MrUkstriker]

Vince: Everyone Lights off it sounds like a Rake!

Jeff: PILLS HERE!

Evan: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

[RevanMahariel]

@MrUkstriker LOL! Nice. I was thinking L4D as well when Jeff mentioned the pills.

[inferno232]

Hah, I didn't hear Evan wish that he had his knife the first time I saw this. Yes, Evan, that knife would have made all the difference.

[ragingfirestorm7]

Oh, look, a creepy looking boiler/water pump. Now where have I seen one of those before?...

[Gungsko]

did he say pills here?

[toaaxxon123]

lol slenderman is immortal

[ABR0733]

haha you can't touch slenderman

[blondenarwhal]

Vince is terrible at reading out loud.

I'd hate to have him in my book club.

[Merocet]

Evan fucking rules.

oh it's Slenderman I better ATTACK HIM WITH A BAT

[hehehe88]

@Merocet "The kid hit himself in the temple and fell over on top of a loose, and jagged brick. I had nothing to do with this. why am i the bad guy here, they tried to hit me with their shitty, no-clock car!"

[ClayDemond2300]

@Merocet if it where Bear grills

Oh, its slender man. BETTER DRINK MY OWN PISS>

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@ClayDemond2300 Got that off of Smosh, did ya? lol

[ClayDemond2300]

@SuperNinjaGinger no...

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@ClayDemond2300 lol it's ok if ya did, I ain't gonna judge.

[ClayDemond2300]

@SuperNinjaGinger I didnt.

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@ClayDemond2300 Well that's like the only thing that has ever said that, so it's okay. Maybe you got it from your friend, who got it from Smosh. It's okay.

[ClayDemond2300]

@SuperNinjaGinger I got it from an internet meme.

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@ClayDemond2300 Mkay.

[thespandexman]

@SuperNinjaGinger Dude, if you think smosh came up with better drink my own piss, please get off the internet. Clay, I think you gettin' trolled

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@thespandexman Wow, dude, I was joking. Learn to take a fucking joke. And how did any of my comments sound like trolling? Dumbass...

[thespandexman]

@SuperNinjaGinger Just like that, actually

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@thespandexman I hope you mean your comment, 'cause I was just replying to yours.

[thespandexman]

@SuperNinjaGinger Nah, I meant your comment. Dumbass...

[SuperNinjaGinger]

@thespandexman I'm the dumbass? I wasn't the one trolling, you dumb prick.