Top 10 Movie Quotes Ever

[callybat]

The best quote ever is from the blues brothers: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

[cardsfoolXIII]

: First time I disliked a YouTube video.

[randomizedudes]

@cardsfoolXIII What so You Liked Rebbecca Black?

[cardsfoolXIII]

@randomizedudes What? Whos Rebbecca Black?

[Lukalovesfeud]

His comments that he makes after each quotes are so.... unfunny. They fucking hurt my head and make me want to commit suicide.

[TUBS2550]

shut up jerkoff

[Zeuqe400]

ok, i hate the announcer guy, he is a prikish fella

[88472456]

sin city :D

[Cyberpunk747]

Door made out of cardboard? What is he fucking blind? It's a tree door

[zelatrixiana]

Jack Nicholson paid someone to do this, says I.

[Capluffy1090]

wheres the Samuel Jackson quote "DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH!?" and for you i'd answer yes.

[CH1P52]

You cant handle the truth!!!

where's Arnald's "Ill be back"

[fabricioface]

moron

[ThatRipOff]

These could all be MUCH better; but there's a Dirty Harry quote, so I'm happy.

[Juanchoner]

He is just not funny.

[es3ls]

I dont like that guy...but quotes are good, not greatest, but good.

[Larry37M]

No "You talking to me?" no "I am gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" or about 20 Pulp fiction quotes that are better then most quotes on this list? This list is total shit.

[Larry37M]

No Godfather or Pulp Fiction quotes? This list is total shit.

[eshtebala]

This guy looks like he found those scenes on memebase.

[ridethelightning1994]

lol this is an aweful top 10 and rofl 3:01 i bet u would like some of that u cheesy virgin fuckwit damn u r a slimey gay cunt god u ooze slime cheesy cheesy bastard

[ballickmoyler]

heres lookin at you kid

[DADDYnick007]

where's REDRUM ?

;D

[ComandanteJ]

no tarantino? god. there is room for 2 more mind blowing quotes, because "Wall Sreet" and "When Harry met Sally" ones, are nothing special IMO

[stephenpkirk1987]

this dude's a fag

[MnMike01]

are you fucking serious where the fuck is BRANDO? on the waterfront and godfather needs to be there!

[sav0320]

Huh? Nothing from Goodfellas or Full Metal Jacket? Fail.

[GabersJones]

Oh the irony. Justin Gay-ner?

[LexGamingShow]

His humour was horrid.

[ArchiPepper]

"The first of May, we like to celebrate V-Day. And come June oh baby it is the lick of my spoon! Come August, we like to celebrate Saint Suck-My-Big-Fat-Fucking-Sausag­e!" -Magnolia. That is probably my favorite line...

[awfycooper]

I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

[MrJohnMark21]

Where is 'I'll be back'??

[bigmoney749]

this guy is a flaming homosexual

[tmontefiore]

your not funny

[superdude097]

How about:

Ilsa: "A franc for your thoughts."

Rick: "In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth."

Rick: "You know what I want to hear."

Sam: [lying] "No, I don't."

Rick: "You played it for her, you can play it for me!"

Sam: [lying] "Well, I don't think I can remember..."

Rick: "If she can stand it, I can! Play it!"

Rick: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

[Kristallscherbe]

terrible accent...

[0gerbilater0]

can you stfu and show us the quotes, annoying cunt

[jokersbeastclan13]

you forgot about (they live) '' I have come chew bubblegum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubblegum to

[ElinRaden]

I find this lack of quotes disturbing.

[FetaCheese222]

@ElinRaden 10 is a small number.

[sgtpaul123]

wheres "BITCH BE COOL"

[AyeGill]

Where's "SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER"

[Enemiesarelovers]

what a douchebag.

[JD1010101110]

crap list

[TheTenaciousdfanatic]

No Arny quotes??? "Ill be back..." "Allow me to break the ice..." "stick around!" "THIS IS NOT A TUMOR" " But where married-Consider this a divors!" "Who are you?-Im the party pooper!"

[klaptongroovemaster]

"You're going to need a bigger boat."

[BadAssBen78]

Who the fuck compiled this list ?

Has this fucker never heard of De Niro? Pacino ?

A list with those two not in can suck my dick.

[xzenecaryan]

Hey Scotty! JESUS MAN!  (A bit inspiring music)

[anonymootle]

Lamest comentary ever. Guy pisses me off -.-

[OZTrini]

5. "Say what! Say What again, i dear you" Samuel Jackson, Pulp Fiction

4. "Say hello to my little friend" Al Pacino, Scar face

3. "You talkin to me?" Robert Di Niro, Taxi Driver

2. "Hasta la vista, baby." Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator 2

1. "Toga, Toga" John Belushi, National Lampoon's Animal House

[OZTrini]

my fav (non obscene) classic quotes:

10: "I make this look good" Will Smith, Men In Black

9: "You can't handle the truth" Jack Nickleson, A Few Good Men

8. "...Life is like a box of chocolates..." Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump

7. "...I love the smell of napalm in the morning" Robert Duvall, Apocalypse now

6. "I'm funny how?... I'm a clown? I'm here to amuse you?"... Joe Pesci, Goodfellas

[stanleythedoogle]

this video sucks balls the starwars quote is cheesy and crappy.

[estagonandfire]

@stanleythedoogle it was created before the term cheesy existed! fukin bastard.

[kalevraa]

where is "if you could only see what i have seen with your eyes", and also "i want more life, fucker" --- both from Blade Runner? where is " also, i can kill you with my brain" from Serenity?

[jackwagon257]

shittiest quote line up ever

[arhinator]

I'm walking here!!!

where that one go??

[kaishaku72]

peanut butter?!?1//1/1/1....poneshift­ wtf.

[mrwolvesrbest]

whoa whoa whoa whoa... wheres forest gump

" run forest run "

[mcalls03]

this host is a goose

[mcalls03]

this host is a goose



[FerpedHyuga]

Where's "Shut Up Meg"

[Nickthemonkey08]

Nope.

[JGUY1975]

What a piss poor list. There are hundreds that outrank almost all of these.

[sleepflower12]

what a load of half assed shit

[monkscellar]

"Who are those guys?"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

[awdifadi]

shut up .please

[eerreerr1]

I have never felt the need to comment on a video. But this Justin Gayner guy needs to be punched in the face, really hard. No wonder he has so many dislikes.

[12ginger21]

faggot

[joedenmark99]

shit

[FoGGeRdk]

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR!

[guitarist4life09]

or, "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"

[guitarist4life09]

there are at least 5 quotes from Casablanca alone that should be on here, never mind the "I coulda been a contenda" monologue from On The Waterfront

[dirtydave931]

These seem more like they should be in the top 100, not the top 10.

[volk1308]

uh-hu what about "English do you speak it motherfucker"

[kylevetrano]

When I clicked on this video, and saw 1,161 dislikes..I knew this wasnt gonna be good

[MrUnemployable]

list is mediocre(but picking 10 is hard) & he messed up the eastwood quote..should be the two phrases after that one.. 'do you feel lucky.... do ya?'

[BOBPOPROCK]

you had me from hello....you had me from hello is missin' in here

[lespaultelecaster]

jesus fuck the narrator is a faggot

[thebfbc2master]

this is not star wars THIS IS SPARTA!

were the hell was that!!?!?!?!?

[nanfolio]

Jack Nicholson deserved all the placements he had. I'm not so sure about the others. I agree with ruffryder97, "You talkin' to me" should've been on that list.

[chershma]

'Greed is good' is better than 'lunch is for wimps'. By the way, only brunch is for wimps.

Also, Heath's 'Why so serious?' is better than Jack's 'where does he get those wonderful toys?'. Although, overall, Jack is the shit.

[ArcaneMage54k]

@chershma Aw come on!I love brunch XD

[idkijstmadethis4no]

where the fuk is "RUN FORREST! RUN!"

[higuma75]

I have the sudden urge to set stuff on fire. And people, too.

[golikop1]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

fly you fools

[andrid22]

die in a sea of aids

[Stenlynatoroidum]

fag

[Schwerversprecher]

axes 30% off at johnny's hardware store

[AcesH1gh]

the greatest trick and the you will know my name is the lord cbf typing the lot

[holt0025]

not even " YOUS SHALL NOT PASS"

[Bloodarch]

You forgot one.

Baby, Baby, Baby Ooooh! - justin beiber

[TMatthews94]

agree with most of them but where is:

Do you really think you have a chance against us Mr Cowboy?...

Yippie Kia Yay Mother Fucker!

We're gunna need a bigger boat!

Go ahead make my day

[Sjady]

@TMatthews94

haha the die hard and blow quotes were on my list too :D

[cooltuque]

You talkin to me?

I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

May the Force be with you.

Bond. James Bond.

I'll be back.

It's alive! It's alive!

Run Forest!Run!

Houston, we have a problem.

Say 'hello' to my little friend!

Hasta la vista, baby.

[cinemaspaz]

Wow, lunch is for pussies? Not Greed is Good? I'm gonna have to call bull on that.

[ghydhgis]

ha, Justin GAYner...

[MrSamasauras]

listen, I appreciate you doing what you love, but this was bad.

[yoeriyoeriyoeri]

dude you know shit about movie quotes..fucktard

[ConradZaar]

"He got them at Toys-R-Us."

Really? That's the best line he could come up with? I don't think I can watch any more of this.

[iampunitan]

i fuck arses- who fucks arses -maybe he fucks arses

[sampats89]

yeah this host is a homo

[JacobMowat]

Where is Crocodile Dundee's "That's not a knife, THAT'S a knife"

[rabitshadow]

this guy's a twat

[doughbacca]

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

[giannis4]

fruitcake

[xxxBigProozyxxx]

can someone say product placement

[polyp121]

wheres "i have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass. but i'm all outta gum."

[Z2recoil]

give yaself to da power, bitch!

[MoreHeartDrummer]

This sucks

[ciuphu]

geez he's so annoyin

[jeremiahb25]

dude ur films pick sucks i would put clint eastwood higher and he have one for the movie grand torino or i prob put some for other movies

[MADMAXFLIMS]

here's Johnny!

[skynet556]

"Heineken! Fuck that shit! Pabst! Blue Ribbon!"

[manutdfan3535]

What about the two Airplane! Lines?

1. Don't call me Shirley!

2. You ever seen a grown man naked?

[ThyizG]

He can't even do the Hannibal Sound (and i can't spell it)

But seriously dude dont try to do it.

[ruffryder97]

where's 'You talkin' to me' or 'Say hello to my little friend'

[mcbitchin725]

@ruffryder97 They're in the "Worst Movie Quotes" section.

[Rodon41]

WTF NO! MAKE MY DAY-CLINT EASTWOOD?!!1

[dolce37]

not....even....close....

[winchesterenator]

p.s "why so serious?"

[winchesterenator]

good 'ol nicholson

[cristians77]

suxxxxxxxx



[MrSHURIKENCHO]

where is "I'll Be Back"

[froggy2766]

WTF WHERES "I LOVE THE SMELL THE NAPALM IN THE MORNING... IT SMELLS LIKE VICTORY"

[HicksRulez]

This guy doesnt know the first thing about top ten movie quotes... Where's the classic

I am Godzilla...... You are Japan..... from Critical Bill.

[SardaukarNo1]

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

[alexvinje]

i'l also have what shes having

[johnmcc8]

is this some white joke that us black cunts dont get? cos I aint fuckin laughin!

[TheHvard94]

Where the f*** was "Hasta lavista baby" or "i'll be back"? :O

[Briterican001]

@TheHvard94 who said "Where the f*** were 'Hasta lavista (sic) baby' or 'i'll be back'? :O" - I think you miss the point, those are one-liners, this is "movie quotes" - if "I'll be back" should count, then you'd best throw in "Hey, watch out" and "Oh wow", classic quotes from numerous movies.

[ScottyDoes82]

Great quotes, but the fat British douche bag made it rough to get through.

[PrinceRules64]

Wtf they cut off the end of the Clint Quote. Shame on you! Shame!!

[LiterallyLisa]

What about "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"?

[BloodRedBullets]

i honestly feel that you owe 5 minutes of my life back. most of these quotes are bad and your commentary just made them worse.

p.s.

your fat

[Briterican001]

@BloodRedBullets Call me pedantic, but FFS it makes me want to puke when people say "your" when they mean "you're". Your fat? That's an incomplete sentence. Ohhhhh, you meant "You are fat" ? I see, well that's different.

p.s.

your lame

[BloodRedBullets]

@Briterican001 idiot

[Kaubaneuvos]

This guy is the most annoying guy i've ever seen anywhere. He thinks he's funny? Hope he dies with the most violent way.

[MrShawnAble]

Fuck yeah im so glad I am your father got 1!

[wookovar]

3:45 - Too late.

[vlasktom]

this sucks worse then having your penis removed with a plastic knife while you're wide awake

[WojoRulz]

hey guess what

yippie kai yay mother fucker channel flip you dont know shit about movie quotes

[coperone2]

I WANT THE TRUTH!!!

Ok. Scientology isn't real! 

[davey6000]

what??? clint eastwood and darth wader is right, but what about YIPPY KAYEY MOTHER FUCKER

[emeric190]

What about "Say hello to my little friend.."

[Danwal91]

what the fuck is with the food review at the end?

[mrrickless980abell]

like how peanut butter sticks to the top of you mouth

[TheBishibash]

this fat dude is boring as HELL!

[UnfortunateClick]

@TheBishibash just that? boring? not also extremely annoying and idiotic?

[TheBishibash]

@UnfortunateClick Some things does not need to be said.

[stevoo82]

What about :

"Get of me you damn dirty ape"

From Planet of the Apes ?

[Corteers]

that british fuckbag is a complete joke.

[UnfortunateClick]

@Corteers xD agreed!

[RandomnessUK]

flagged for mass advertising, couldn't bring myself to report as terrorism

[neos17]

MOM, The meatloaf!

[Cpt50Caliber]

wow that product placement was so shameless i think im still watching it

[KillCandice]

The eight rules from Fight Club.

[siuwilly]

brits love to be American

[bigbenwd]

you already look like an ass, and the fact that you didn't go with 'frankly my dear I don't give a damn' meand you don't know shit about movies. terible. worst top 10 ever.

[ganjalibera]

I give you a line to remember:

fuck you, you unfunny muthafucka

[Nowekian]

"your mom goes to college!"

and of course...

"Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

[jjmanzano9]

The true #1 is "Garbage Day!"

[012silk]

the best movie quote is "my name is bond, James bond"

[f10albo]

you talkin' to me ? De Niro

[lillkoddas]

People watched this because of the fact that they wanted to know the top 10 movie quotes of all time...not your terrible snack reviews

[mystikast]

you suck

[TeddsThornton]

That was awful, just awful

[neo627]

Also, there wasn't any Godfather or Scarface quotes

WTF?

[defsrage]

That guy is a wanker.

[draconianvanguard]

3:39 ...I would have prefered *clears throat* YOU!!! SHALL NOT!!! PASSSSSS!!!!

[hypnotized78]

bullshit

[CrucialGreg]

Here's Johnny was improvised.

[erikpn]

Wow, this list sucks. 007 are you serious?

[rogenjosh]

I hate that cunt

[hannibal1198]

The narrator is a total douche

[ThePieIsLie]

Fucking youtube ads...

[stengweed]

Keep up the accounting job because no amount of hair gel or self deprecatory crap will make you witty. This is a showreel of some sort isn't it? Well you've wasted 5 minutes of my life with poor choices and inane unfunny shite. Go away. Now.

[metadera]

Look i am a narrator and i talking like shit, bla bla bla

[hiphophorray123]

this was the worst thing i have ever seen.

[Daretoconsider]

From DIRTY HARRY

FAT GEORGIO: "Harry hates everybody: Limey's, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dago's, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks..."

SIDEKICK: "What does he think about Mexicans?"

MY FAVORITE CLINT EASTWOOD LINE: "Especially Spics."

[TheZodiac96]

Is he serious? "Lunch is for wimps"? That definitely was Wall Street, but no one can tell me that he or she has seen that film and remembers that quote more than "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

"Greed..." ---> epic

"Lunch..." ---> not so much