How To Use a Squat Toilet

[jasonaris123]

0:43

Nigahiga ?

[dogmatic1954]

When I went to China, I had to use one of these and I totally missed.

[CHRiSTJUNKi3]

so glad I gave up pork!

[chibigrunt]

1:35 they did that in Korea, too. That's why my mom doesn't eat pork, lol.

[chibigrunt]

Oh, this is why I didn't use them... no flush :(

[chibigrunt]

I see these all the time in Korea and we were like, "how the hell do you use these?!" so we used those electronic bidet ones (didn't use the bidet, though.)

[DGuido865]

this guy doesnt have a dick

[neobeetle]

Squat toilets are the shit!

[TheHappyKamper]

Dirty cunts

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

Filthy chinks. Remind me not to eat any pork in China.

[MisterConan90]

0:43 I like how the guy just looks at tge one guy taking a shit.

[jillstillrules169]

the black dude was fuckin hot.

i wanted to see his pants down >:(

[SuperBlare1]

Or you could just sit on the floor.....



[lemonbuster288]

0:43 perverted asian lol

[ChineseJellyfishes]

Squat toilets aren't that bad.... in the city/rural areas. I'm not going to mention countryside ones-dunno about those. As for peeking- people don't do that. What an exaggeration.

[TheQaz95]

Did you know?

the Indus river valley civilizations were the ONLY ones that had an underground sewage system in their time?

[powerofsonic]

Anyone notice if u need to pee and your a boy stand up and take ur pants off and aim where u want to pee with ur thingy and pee!! thats just simple..

[MrGameman7]

@powerofsonic WHY DO YOU ALWAYS COPY ME! >=(

[grethomory]

No way would I use this type of bathroom. If you've got the trots you will be sorry.

[GoldenChildBH]

This is why I'm never traveling. I absolutely hate public bathrooms already... No way in hell am I going in one where people can SEE me shitting. You're standing in shit water, the smell is probably ungodly. And to top it off... you have to splash your own ass with water? How fucked up is that? So gross.

[BlizzardIceFox]

When the fast fact a the end came i wuz like "EWWWWW! PIGS IT OUR S**T?!?!??!"

But i sed crap and i sed it in mai mind (:

[TazGGGUNOT]

@BlizzardIceFox: Yes, pig will eat anything. And then you eat pig.

[GoldenDevil777]

Ok so what if youre injured/handicapped/or old as hell? This is just plain stupid!

[TheDudeYouHateToMeet]

@GoldenDevil777 In third world communist hellholes like China and Belarus, they have these stool things with holes in them, so old/handicapped people can go to the toilet.

[Mugrs]

@GoldenDevil777 I guess you're totally right. This is stupid, How could billions of people not notice it over the last 1000 years.

[MrRichard123z]

It's so funny! He's the only person who doesn't know how to use a squat toilet!



[aquaprin]

shoot i'm stayin at home! (where i can 'sit' while using the toilet)

[grubelsucht]

When you walk into the squat toilet stall, fill the little bucket up with water. Toilet paper is supplied only for Western tourists, locals do not use it. Cup one hand over your bee-hind, and with your other hand pour the water down your gluteal cleft (where your hand is) and push the water up into your derrier about a half cup at a time until your butt is squeaky clean.

[grubelsucht]

Half the world uses this method. Once you get the hang of it you will never use toilet paper again. Westerners' use of toilet paper disgusts me with the waste of paper and with their dirty bums. "A sailor travels to many lands, anywhere he pleases, but he always remembers to wash his hands so he don't get no diseases."

[grubelsucht]

One more thing: Do not touch anyone with your left hand in countries using squat toilets. 

[strongbutmighty]

step 1. squat

step 2. crap

[iCottonHippie]

that guy was hot.

[logik316]

Good gawd, how primitive.

[ethicomm]

@Jenna92144 I could only imagine the carnage!

[smartanu18]

the chinese pigs eat shit.

the chinese eat pigs.

[TrainHDworld]

@smartanu18 Haha.. Yes!! The China people eat almost anything including ones that we say is not edible.. like Double boiled Baby soup (yucks!! ) , dog meat and donkey meat (urgh!:( )

[DrShaym]

Squat toilets are retarded. I don't care what anyone says.

[llJAFYll]

i have a strange fetish of runing other ppl's bathrooms

[EastAsiandictator]

If you're going to France prepare yourself for one of these.

[kali0589]

But what if you're like 300 pounds or unable to use your legs?

[hhhh1997]

this video is racist lol

[Sakotius]

@hhhh1997

Yeah it is, Really racist comment about a how to use a porrly designed squat toilet -_-

[HotelsNewYork]

OVER HUNGRY PIGS!!!!!! wtf that is gross!

[johnlvs2run]

@HotelsNewYork Why don't they just flush it into freshwater lakes and the ocean, like people in the United States.

[colt553]

This is why people emmigrate

[ThatKidKnows]

Step 1) Look for the disabled loos!

[UnoRaza]

This reminds me of the horror of pulling over on a highway in France.

"Honey, someone STOLE the toilet!"

On the door was a picture of a john!

[sheldon9]

Tooo funnnny! My problem with squat toilets after all my years, is that apparently I still don't know where my _________ is - aim is lousy. TMI? Perhaps you've come across those (even in Old Jerusalem) that are too filthy to imagine. Toilet paper? Only if you're lucky. A spray hose, maybe. A bucket with water, maybe. I've been carrying tissues when I travel for years.

Thanks for the laugh - and reminder of my nightmares. ;-]

[flapplewapple]

Lol... squat toilets are cleaner, use less water, and they do give toilet paper.

[NinkaPanda]

OMg these are so hard to use honestly. I was on a train at china and I had to use these filthy toilets. Oh my god. I was so scared to slip and fall on my butt.

Thank god I prayed and my poop came out safely.

[misspretty2882]

woah... is he pooing or not

[incrowdcynic]

Squating is better for your health.

[Thejdogitsmorestreet]

It makes more sense in a way. Your butt doesn't actually touch anything. You ever get upset when you're traveling and you go to sit and the seat is covered with pee and crap? I'd rather all public toilets in the world be like this. I'd love to have one for my home just to screw with guests.

[Horsebackrider8]

poor pigs

[QYKLIM]

Good video,kinda takes off the nervous edge I had about,having to use one on my trip.

[493175001]

0:43 rofl

[richardabroad]

not vey helpful. What if you have no toilet paper or hand sanitizer

[thi711]

hahah... that nigger don't know shit.

[tangerine49024]

hmmmm....

[yihanglee]

good old traditional dig-a-hole toilet!classic

[Iloveeverything12]

Squat toilets are so much more sanitary (if you don't fall in). Your butt does not touch anything, and there is no water to splash into your anus. The colon is also more lined when you squat. Still, I wish asian bathrooms had toilet paper. Nice video. It is so true that many westerners have lost the ability to squat, so when they try they will fall like the guy in the video. Still squatting to excrete is better, you get much more out.

[1245678987]

lol those are kind of good ways to use toilets but ya.. uhm.. i lie in america and havent sat on a toilet in... maybe 5 years?

i stopped sitting on them because where i lived at first the toilet was ALWAYS COLD n for some reason it was sticky(thinking cus the toilet seat)

i just half stand/sit

i poo in the front (where theres less water)so it doesnt splash on me

[AlbinoTanuki]

When I was in Japan, I didn't know how to use a squat toilet or what one was, but I think I was able to handle the process.

[jaworskij]

Disgusting.

[Roadrunnerz45]

that last fact was incredible

[paulmercy]

I agree that this position seems awkward if you're not used to it but it is actually much healthier and allows for:

1. more complete evacuation, esp. of the cecal pouch, and

2. FAR less strain & pushing. Over the long term, this reduces your likelihood of developing hemorrhoids or a hernia (which is a common issue for aging men). I have searched high & low for one of these toilets for my home but to no avail.

In public toilets, this seems MORE sanitary as you don't touch a filthy seat.

[tom1984uk]

Ive seen these in france. disgusting.

[phil12p345]

"Want to see a modern tragedy? Go look at your toilet seat. The worst thing for long-term health happens while sitting instead of squatting in the bathroom.

Why do so many of us suffer from constipation, heartburn, low back pain, hernias, hemorroids, colon cancers, and overeating due to misabsorption of nutrients? The answer is our ridiculous insistence upon 'civility' on the toilet, which stagnates our natural 'sewer system'."

[addicted2ez]

For all the people who have never heard of these before there's a whole world out there... it's called Asia... (even though that's just a continent) There in east Asia, south Asia, central Asia, and even Eastern Europe.

[sidious0660]

Funny as hell!

I'm Chinese and the fact is that nearly all public toilets here are squats, save for the handicapped stalls. Outside of those, sit toilets can only be seen in households.

When I was a kid i refused to use a sit toilet or even squat on the brim of the toilet bowl cuz i felt not used to it ^_^

[xoxoIhateyouxoxo]

Did they usually have doors? Or was it open like they showed?

[sidious0660]

In school or office building and movie theater bathrooms we got doors, while those in the street are doorless. But for this latter type, most of the time the oval-shaped hole is constructed in such a way that you should squat facing the entrance of the cubicle, not facing sideways, thus effectively hiding your naked rear behind. But, yes, people can still see you doing the business...and sometimes your private parts.

[detheroc98]

yes, but it's safer than a (sit) toilet..

[jaworskij]

How is it safer? What about if you lose your balance and fall into your own pee-shit?

Impossible with a N. American toilet.

[detheroc98]

if you never masturbates.. you'll never fall into your own shit.. it is much safer because, if you sit, you can have a lot of risk.. because your asshole didn't open very much and it can cause a lot of pressure. If you squat, it'll open. In this, Asia is smarter than Europe and other countries.

[VanishMeantime]

whoa

i was unaware these even existed

[shameusyo]

wow, i have never saw one of these before. lol

[detheroc98]

usually this in Asia, you know, all ordinary Asians can squat..

[jaworskij]

Yes, and they squat when they eat rice too.

What's your point?

[detheroc98]

I disagree. they didn't squat when eating rice..

[Icethunderstar]

*laughs* i have to use them nearly everyday cuz the public toilets at school are crap in HK.

[ethicomm]

People have told me squat toilets are better because it forces your body into a more natural position for doing the deed. However, if I'm traveling and am suffering from explosive diarrhea I can't think of a worst toilet though I could be wrong.

[muttville1]

oh no, your right.

[UKNOWTHEIROUTTHEIR]

"explosive diarrhea" roflol

[logik316]

@ethicomm

Not to mention, what if somebody has knee problems?

[ink13jr]

@logik316 well then they are FUCKED

[aglover360]

@ethicomm "Natural position?" you mean with your anus up in the air?

[ethicomm]

@aglover360 Sorry guy but I don't swing that way. There are plenty of places for you to meet men like gay chat lines etc. Good luck!

[cycla]

lol! you need to get in shape to use a shithole?

[jamahlsoares]

lol i went overseas when i was 7 or 8 and i sat down instead of squat. funny now and also quite discusting.

[melloe]

Eww I hate these kinds of toilets but it's true that one must be prepared to use them if going abroad!

[canihazbroccoliplz]

that's one serious potty training...

[Lcs400]

i forgot to wash my hands and i got coldsores

[Nicko93]

I hate those toilets... Never used them to take a dump though, but doesn't seem pleasant at all....

[ohhrichie]

i need to practice my squat so i can use the toilet. need some serious potty training!

[nathanbundaberg]

They are not clean. They are filthy dirty. Rarely is there anywhere to wash ones hands to a satisfactory degree and soap is never available. One's left hand is used instead of toilet paper and water from a receptacle is used to splash and clean the anus. Toilet paper is not used by the locals so one can imagine that every surface of these horrible horrible places has feces contamination.

Avoid at all costs.

They are awful awful places and

[musiclover201]

I think I'd rather use squat toilets. It helps strengthen your thighs and it's cleaner since only your feel touch the ground. I heard it also wastes less water. ^_^

[eugenetswong]

I think that the best strategy, for guys, at least, is to do a dry run, first, and to just pee when you actually use it.

Here's what I did.

1.) Stand at the end opposite of the hole in the toilet. Face the away from the toilet. I faced the door.

2.) Tuck your pants into your shoes, as much as possible.

3.) Push your pants down as low as possible.

4.) Squat down as low as possible, and aim backwards. Try to aim in the hole, so that it won't splash. Use your hand if you have to.

[eugenetswong]

5.) Pull up your pants with your clean hand, if you have a clean hand. Use the cleanest parts of your hands, if you have any.

6.) Flush just before you leave, so that you won't have to worry about the splash of the water.

That's what I did just for peeing. I used the squat toilet for peeing, because I wanted to do a practise run, without the need for toilet paper.

Next time, I'll bring a toilet paper roll that will be hung around my neck. You should be able to find free string.

[Pheenak]

wow they actually hav those?

[Williamkurk]

Culture Shock, Humor, and a bit of discomfort come to mind when I think of the idea of walking into a public bathroom and seeing dudes squatting as the terds descend from the a-hole! They can't even squat in private. WOW.

The pigs in the countryside...yikes!!!!!!!!!

[chowderanime]

those are the fact the video ends right?

[mellowillow]

hahahahahaaaa!

[MrPacMan36]

I'm a hungry pig... O_O

XDD

that's nasty!

also, about the video, it looks way to hard, having to squat to take a sh** and people looking at your poop fall, but they dont see your face, god...

[towerofdave]

i never really have to poo in public that much anyways lol

[KevWillow7]

step 1

dont shit anywhere else but your own home

jobs a gooden :)

[milezfan1228]

lol thats gross the pigs eat our presents and they dont care.

[AirYu23]

fucking stupid video!say what? toilet on a pig pen? who tell you?or you've been to "some remote countryside"? oh theat's because you ate the shit from the toilet!!stupid pig!don't teach stupid gay westerns how to use a squat toilet, just eat your shit well!

[chaelleistarz]

Its good Phillipines and Canada don't have those :D

[pwningthenoobs9]

lol squat as close for accuracy aim

[Link234567]

0:44 LOL

[kevin15man]

i would never use a public bathroom

[bigtemarifan]

here piggy piggy piggies get your breakfast

[honse246]

LOL!!

[kellog0cerial0rules]

umm soo wat its just like peeing in the woods (for girls)

[Bopkasen]

0:44 gay Chinese <----------------

[giantpedro]

actually, those toilets are more hygienic because you don't have to seat on the greasy nasty seats. It might be less comfortable but if people have survived those toilets for thousands of years, I guess it's not so bad.

[noodleboy347]

wtf at 1:13

[HellionX]

They started making handles besides the wall to accomadate westerners because of bad balance.

[thebeaner619]

id just poop on the ground

[AGUSDAN101]

Yeah I remember traveling to Asia a lot. A number of Asian countries have squat toilets. Philippines has some American toilets as well but a majority of them don't have toilet seats. Many of them were designed without holes to actually install seats. Then also bring toilet paper with you if you plan to use a public one. I'm aware you're talking about China but I'm just saying.

[ceeqanguel]

let's face it: YES other people will check you out whenyou use squat toilet. asian people i came across simply didn't have the same mentality about privacy i did. OF COURSE i felt offended at first, i even threatened a few people (but then again, i was in no position to punch a maybe-ninja haha) but people who 'peek' are just making sure you don't need help. i am chalk-white so of course i was a foreigner. (and yes they wanna see your penis size, it's ALLLL OK) i just laugh about it all today

[International72521]

Hahahahaha

[94katy]

i remember my first time in china and my first time seeing a squat toliet. i thought i walked into the boy's restroom.

[blackhawk65589]

i remember those i saw some b4 and it was a stall and i was like wtf so i dint have to take a dump so i just took a leak lol

[legice]

I don't mind,but the chinese have rly strange toilet designs,no paper?! and no privacy??? thats just wrong

[hakissej]

poop comes out faster using the squat method

[MikeDeesNuts]

Makes elimination faster, easier and more complete. This helps prevent "fecal stagnation," a prime factor in colon cancer, appendicitis and inflammatory bowel disease.

# Protects the nerves that control the prostate, bladder and uterus from becoming stretched and damaged.# Securely seals the ileocecal valve, between the colon and the small intestine. In the sitting position, its unsupported and often leaksduring evacuation

, entering the small intestine. Uses the thighs to prevent straining.

[Bopkasen]

That hard .... personally I wonder what to do with whole load of toliet paper to tosh into trashcan. :O

[kaekoYamanachii]

lol... wow. nice.

[MONKEYJUNK987]

lol!

[killwayne]

these bunch of videos are made for ppl who never been to china and going to see olympics

i dont know y ppl are shocked with this

[Ginajuice3]

I actually prefer these to western toilets, at least I don't have to sit on some greasy urine soaked contaminated seat that has touched the ass of waaay too many people before me.

I miss China, even the toilets were better =(

[Iloveeverything12]

The toilets were more sanitary and they are better for the health. I will go back and work in China eventually just because of these great healthy toilets.

[StarlightSweetie]

OMG, I'm never going there.

[Younowkoed]

remember the word some

[nersh46137]

I like to poop in the brace position.

[Olzme]

Wow. And I have trouble using TOILETS anywhere outside the comforts of my home...

>.>

[zulonz]

lol, me too

[unfillecommemoi]

Oh my god, talk about culture shock!!!

[TGanncol]

The actor is the only thing hot about this video! lol, I'll stick to western toilet, thanks!

[faeriedustgrl]

i've been in every kind of stall while in china and people have to learn not to shit on the side and just leave it there.

[DemonCupcakee]

lol i go to china every year and i've only used those twice.

it's good to have relatives with apartments.

[xtinablah]

hahah I remember how when I first arrived in China, my reaction was the exact same as everybody watching this going "hell no".

But as it turns out, you can't hold everything in for 8 years.

It's a way of life now :P it's actually not that bad once you get used to it.

[Iloveeverything12]

Its actually better than sitting once you get used to it.

[Freiza890]

in japan go to a mcdonalds if you need to shit they always have a western

[robscorobson86]

thats sick.. i'll stick to the western way thanks.

[jomboeric386]

LOL I've used one of those things before, baaad experience...

[904ROCKSTAR]

Ew, that's gross. I can't stand using public bathrooms.

[thedoubletake]

ew i know

i wipe the seat like 3 times then cover it with a cover and toilet paper

[suavelyphe]

cool thats what muslims like me do i wipe it hard with tissue then lay tissues on the seat and then finally sit then take the tissues then wipe my arse hard 3x then take the water bottle squirt the arse then wipe it clean.

[thedoubletake]

great that youre cleanly...

tmi much

[zippo69]

this should probably be the best video made by these guys. seriously, squat toilets are FUCKING gross

[Iloveeverything12]

But they are better for your health!!

[ThatFreakinRandy]

I hope those pigs have had their shots...

[paleda]

Eh it's not that hard. Then again, most of the non asians I've seen doing squats can't keep their feet flat on the ground while doing it. Neither can I and I'm asian. Thank god PI doesn't have those

[DamitaJo79]

OH HELL NO!

[LuiBabe56982]

EW pigs?

poor things

[cumbersomecow]

i know thats mean

[6t8upoi]

poor, poor pigs

[SwMwL]

damn..

[kikedonovan]

....

....damn O.o

wtf????

[yahhh123456]

feel sorry for the pigs XD

[musiczQT5]

Funny.

[monkeymac3]

lol accurate aim xD

[bestiaccia]

LOL !