Peep Show S05E01 P02

[sunshineforyou90]

"Don't hurt my lovely face" XD

[CockneyNutjob4]

"Why don't we burn him with cigarettes?"

[stychin]

"Mark, if I have to fuck you, to fuck her, then I will. So you be careful where you stand, ok?"

[ChainReaction666]

2 people should have everyone in London do a shit on their possessions...

[bbctol]

Why don't we burn him, with cigarettes?

[MrSelidor7]

He should have beat the shit out of that little chav before letting him out. Chavs can't fight worth a fuck.

[amcint01]

I don't even think I can watch part 3. Jesus, jezza...

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

lol, what worthless humans chavs are. 

[MrMacaroonMan]

@zOMGLaserGunzPewPew is that what chavs are? those shits? we call them bogans in australia. skinny rodants. i dont take shit from any of them

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

@MrMacaroonMan yeah, the only reason I know what a chav is, is because I was in a forced wilderness therapy program for "troubled youth" in the U.S. and a self-proclaimed chav girl from the UK was in my group. hah..

[stevebloodymckenna]

"everyone in London is not trying to do a shit on your possessions"- brilliant quote!

[aydakenzington]

This scenario reminds me a bit of Empire Records.

[askl23]

Why is the Megatron such an embarrassment? Kind of makes sense to me....

[Jaremus]

@askl23 The megatron says 'sofa masturbators' LoL. No, but honestly I think it's a cool idea.

[ProducShuns]

"put him in your room"

"he might do a shit in there..."

fucking lol, classic mark.

[theoBEYOND]

whats a wine

[jhop9898]

Why the hell don't they just tie him to a chair?

[sammyh1982]

2 people are offended that hot chocolate and Coke tastes better than wine

[leafleap]

The megatron is fucking brilliant, as a matter of fact I am going to do the exact same thing, never again shall I missplace one of my remotes. But why stop here? Next up I´ll bundle up my Ps3, wii, 360, ps2, gc controllers and i´ll call it, the MegaPad!

And if I ever get kids then guess what I´m doing? The daycares will go bankrupt!

[Jaremus]

@leafleap LOL! This is one great Peep Show comment.

[huasochileno1]

WHY DONT WE BURN HIM WHIT CIGARRETES XD LOL

[mellar07]

"the megatron is shrinking my massive balls"

Happens to me all the time, man. 

[georgia00ful]

"of course it's not really delicious like hot chocolate or coke" hahaha

[MyOwnImage]

I'm sitting on him, is that legal?

[Rentaghost76]

@aduffield Too right, people need to stand up to anti-social chav scum more and there needs to be tougher sentencing and tougher prisons (breaking rocks, treadmills etc.) for these little shits. I know this is comedy, but it pisses me off no end that Mark and Jez are such pussies cos it's kind of a microcosm of what is wrong with Britain today. Grrrhhh, grow a pair and fvcking fight back ffs!

[TL23100]

Hahaha "Don't hurt my lovely face!"

[Rentaghost76]

I wanna scream that those chav scum don't get what they deserve. Too many shitheads like that in the UK now getting away with it all the time. Uuurgghh.

[aduffield]

@Rentaghost76 agreed. You threaten to rush me and you better be ready to back that up, no way anyone is taking my stuff without a fight. This episode, and the one in Series 3 when they steal Mark's phone, drive me nuts.

[imasinnerimasaint]

@Rentaghost76 And now they're burning London...

[ohohashley]

Who is the asshole that disliked this?!

[Menegoth]

@ohohashley

a 100 says he's a chav

[Austinw16]

45 pounds for wine...jesus

[arkhangelsk]

7:53. "SUZE!" brilliant.

[soobwhale]

I love Suze

[000xyz]

jez is so screwed now!

[chretiendutroyes]

6:20 Big Suze is a genius!

[bbbmoody]

@chretiendutroyes Classic! I love the look on her face as she says it.

[babybooo2]

" Aids? Of course its not Aids. This is not the 80s" haha

[babybooo2]

LOL! "Don't hurt my beautiful face!" haha

[babybooo2]

"Marrrrrk! The Barbarians on at the gaaaaate! Its your responsibilityyyy!"

[babybooo2]

"That? What is ...that? Did you do that?! You're sick!" Haha LOL

[babybooo2]

"I'm wrestling with the white worker class, Morse never did this!" LOL

[babybooo2]

Hahaha "obviously its not actually delicious like hot chocolate or coke, but for wine....brilliant!" lol

[Idnarmadur]

"*light-hearted* Why don't we burn him with cigarettes?"  Big Suze is a riot xD

[GuitaristontheFloor]

"Mark, if I have to fuck you to fuck her, then I'll fuck you. You be careful where you stand."

ROFL

[enidmiz]

@GuitaristontheFloor Best line Ever!!!!

[FaultYesteryear]

damn big suz is hot

[geekmetal]

is cheese relaxing?

[sumoni]

My god, where's the fuzz? Are they lost? Well, I'd hope I wouldn't be thrown in jail for breaking those shit's faces because the police showed up 1 hour later.

[xjtbarnesx]

I don't understand the problem with the Megatron?

[MissusFingerBottom]

mark should tie the stupid robber up what an asshole calling his asshole friends over. Or pour boiling water on them after opening the door. Hah.

[MissusFingerBottom]

I think Big Suze has issues with the burning the robber with cigs...there must be something wrong with her to be dating Jez!

[nadsjaya]

he might do a shit in there hahahhahaa

[Alesalad]

i fucking knew it that he was gonna call his chav-mates... fucking chavs

[sarah2853]

ergh.. i hate those chavs

[Keiichichanisback]

"Married one, killed one. I'd be a pint sized Henry the VIII!!" LMAOO!!

[oywidapoodles]

"Obviously it's not really delicious like hot chocolate or Coke, but for wine..." LMAO

[ineedtherapyquick]

HAHAHA just put him in the kitchen witha couple of garfields

[cripsmccripple]

Well if I have to fuck you to fuck her I WILL!

[glebber]

that was hilariousss.

[Levanoir]

Humping in Laser Quest LMAO

[Kathlemur]

big suze has a really strange voice. like, the faintest lisp where she keeps her teeth covered with her bottom lip. reaaaaally annoying

[likathewhitewolf]

I agree! I have always been wondering what was wrong with her that was annoying!

[starrbolt]

yea...she's got kinda an old-lady type mannerism to her...

[King560056]

"Why don't we burn him with cigarettes!"

Big Suze is so cute and gorgeous.

[jay396jay]

Chavs are the scum of society. They are the problem of UK.

[cooljules19]

i fucking hate chavs. he does have a face like a rat. scumbags

[SethMould]

i hate chavs cos when i came home from a theatre play this bus stop was on fire and firemen were there with chavs standing round smoking

[paz2001]

its just not impressive and i don't get why they do stuff like that.

[ed711b]

ok then

[NameNotaNumber]

"I'm wrestling with the white working class...Morse never did this....I'm better than Morse!"

LOL

[mctagnutandfries]

Big Suze's idea to put tie him up and put cigarettes out on him gets my vote. I hate hooded rats.

[phytoalexa]

She's a posh twit. Both have no place in British society.

[jupsto]

dirty chavs like them infest the UK.

[paz2001]

don't worry, we'll beat the chavs someday

[ed711b]

how do you propose to beat the chavs...by calling them dicks on the internet or something..like ooooh take that.

[paz2001]

faking hell uve replied to 4 people on this video, get a life

[ed711b]

was aimin for 4 birds with one stone prick,i got one

[paz2001]

...wow what a faggot you must be

[MikeSomerville8]

i'd smash big suze all night

[KoroOutbreak]

Also chlamydia is an easily curable infection. ha.

[KoroOutbreak]

Buying a woman a book on samurai culture on your first date. Beautiful.

[evilempire96]

7:19 Jez's evil smile is quality!

[ElijahsImpact]

David is usuakky very cute in 'Peep Show' but he is HOT in this episode.

[nemeth2009]

Im in love with big Suze

[richey85]

same here

[boiledegg101]

good call. me too...as long as i dont have to spend £45 on wine for her

[ed711b]

your very funny

[magicberries]

why dont we burn with cigarettes?

XD

[mccallos]

big suze is so hot...and that voice is sexy as hell!

[ed711b]

whaaaat,her voices so posh!

[unceif]

lol u should of heard my bro said

[saitnotsalt]

"dont hurt my lovely face!"

genius

[KEATON459]

"Just put him in the kitchen with a couple of Garfields."

[dramamama1]

everyone in london is not trying to do a shit on your possesions-OMFG just too friggin hilarious!!

[Alesalad]

if i fuck you.. to fuck her.. i will.. so be careful where you stand

xD

[evergrim]

Fuck I hate chavs.

[proverbsuburb]

What are chavs?

young english hoodlums or some shit?

[Alesalad]

they go around killing ppl ( i think) and they have weird hats lol

[drewdude07]

yup pretty much hits the nail on the head

[GirlsPlayExpertToo]

try chavtowns. com :)

[braindamagehurts44]

in australia they're called lads

[BertoPerson]

"if i have to fuck you to fuck her, then i will"

best line in the show ^.^

[MargotVoguey]

wow, I can't understand why Mark didn't just carry on sitting on the burglar, I'd be SO pissed off if someone tried to burgle me. Also, that idiot Mark went out with is horrible, I hate her.

[jeremyshambles]

i m really curious as to how they will tie sophie back into the plotline, cheers for the videos, this is such a great show.

[evergrim]

I'm hoping they don't tie Sophie back in. Sophie pisses me off. They need more Big Suze. :D

[LairyFliquid]

thanks soo much for uploading this :D

xxxx

[listaman]

AWSOMENESS!