The Mosquito

[10water]

i disliked this because i hate mosquitoes not cuz the vid sucks

[soURfunnyYOUthink]

jokes on u, i have HIV

[AzNMadnessXXXXXXX]

That's why the male mosquitoes are cool, feck the females, at least don't inject your shit while sucking our blood -.-

[andychenx3]

go suck on something else

[SuperToastytoast]

screw you female mosquitos!! why cant you be awesome like the male ones and feed off plants

[LeTHaLGRiM]

no WONDER! I''m blond and i got outside without shoes and I get bitten like CRAZY! D: hahah

[iDarkShoGun]

kill it with fire

[MultiPlaystationman]

Well good night sweet dreams and don't let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass

[MagnificantLights]

Asshole Mosquitos

[21iunie]

i'd burn them all

[NaldoTheGreat]

I wish I could punch every single Mosquito in the face!

[Philitron128]

@waz165 just like the human ones XD

[waz165]

Let's get a flame thrower

[waz165]

Wow they guys are nice and the women are bitches that suck yo blood

[Lasershot117]

Mosquito's like Blond Ovulating Women,

I like Blond Ovulating Women,

I am a Mosquito.

[Ethiokarate1]

@Lasershot117 i dont know what the fuck you are talking about. but i love you.

[dothedeed]

@PleaseCrySomeMore wtf!!!!!!!!??? Are u serious dude?

[dothedeed]

wow 5 years the eggs can last b4 hatching!

[bopkick5]

WHAT KIND OF BRAIN DOES IT HAVE PLEASE ?

[abarnybox]

KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!!!!

Awww....they didn't kill it :(

I hate mosquitos -_-

[NarutoBestFTW]

Mosqutios is the fucking ass dirty worms animals ever.Very Gerli!!!

Why Dont Kill All Mosqutios?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lameristotel]

I hate these little motherfuckers.

[edwardzacharyy]

I'm allergic to mosquitos. When I get bitten, the bite swells up to the hardness and size of a half dollar, and that's with benadryl. You guys are lucky.

[MattArashi]

I hate them!

[bigboss1396]

I FUCKING HATE MOSQUTIOS

[666secretguy666]

mosquitos wont bite you if you are drunk!!!

mosquitos dont like the alcohol effects :)

[TheSimsCreedGuy]

Get a mosquito net :D

[Andyrandypandy1]

It is so important to spray yourself properly with something that works. Apparently there is only one product that is clinically proven to protect against malaria its called Citrepel 75 and is in every bottle of incognito anti-mosquito, I have used this product myself and did not got a single bite. I used to use Deet but mosquitoes have now built up resistance to it plus it is quite toxic.

[Blooberry95]

lol, imagine a girl who was fat, blonde, on her period, wearing jeans, walking outside in a full moon, and forgot to shower... The mosquitoes would probably call her "A Delicacy" X3

[Blooberry95]

I'm so glad I'm not blond XD

[masterjeezy]

mosquitoes give your blood a blow job

[SazzleT400]

To be exact, I have 18 countable bites on my right leg right now, and ooooh myyy god it itches. Oh and one on my left.

[SazzleT400]

LOL I was filming outside for my Ghost Files video, and I was wearing a blond wig, and when I looked down there were mosquitos all over my right leg, and one on my left. My boyfriend was right there, in fact, he was closer to the damn things, HE DIDN'T GET BITTEN!!! Not fair... lol

[ohshytttx]

smelly feet, ovulating, and blondes? People that eat banana will most likely get bitten as well.

[thesoftshock]

I never get mosquito bites.

[RupertGriz]

Mosquitos should be banned from Canada.

Damn mosquitos ruined my camping trip...

Lousy bug spray.

Post a comment on my channel saying "Fuck."

[MegaLol555]

do mosquitos in australia carry diseases?

[Rboysblaster]

interesting :)

[grapez95]

OMFG

I'm itching my bite.

& since the mosquito that bites people is a lady...IMA FUCK HER UP!!

lol i should get a bat

[jimron924]

sucks for blondes LOL

[Hottopicjunkie1]

Mosquitos tend to stay away from me when i am awake

But i very often wake up with a few itchy bumps

[gwen1591]

noooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyy

[MontyVideos08]

Writing this while scratching my bite. DAMN YOU MOSQUITOS.

[skaterjess1025]

mosquitos love me, they always give me kisses

[Dragzilla66]

Damn those female mosquito!

[DangeIsComing]

i got a mosquito bite on my forhead or is it a piple?? <-------- is that how u spell piple

(the piple or the bite)

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wow i am lame

[Blacksnakeproject]

It's pimple. Is it itchy?

[roonscape33]

we need to work up an army of bats to kill all mosqutios xD

[BleyHoffa24]

OK these people on here commenting CANT be American....this is too funny!!! No one seems to be disgusted that mosquitoes even exist...and no one is talking about eradicating them from this earth...even tho its impossible!! i know...but damn i hate them!! they serve no other purpose on this earth but to sprread disease & kill millions of people each year....every other creature hs a purpose...GOD i HATE them....

[BRADM69]

As I scratch my several mosquito bites.. Yes, I too hate mosquitos.

[Richardy4283]

If we some how get rid of mosquitos, bats will starve because they eat 1000 mosquitos a night, doesnt really help us much but I like bats so I dont want them to die lol.

[lolcomedy]

200 eggs! At the end, about 150 would survive, 150 mosquitos! I'll make sure not to live near lakes where mosquitos breed...

[ISiKvetranI]

the baby mouskito look like sperm just saying

[MASTACHIEFrul3s]

once there was a green mosquito i saw trying to suck me blood

[iCookieThief]

This is why I don't enjoy going outside sometimes...

[sheepluver316]

Oh, god. I gotta dye my hair. Why was I born blond?? D:

[motoX521inlb]

haha i knoww, i get bit so much more than my friends, this is why??!?!

[Wnyblazingkid]

you probably got smelly feet

[motoX521inlb]

i do

[TheRandomWeirdos]

I wish they are all male D:

and lay eggs with out mating :P

[Diaper1rash]

i spray the shit out of my self with bug spray gives me rashes but rather then getting bit

[rsojpg]

I lost my appetite for pancakes :(

[winxlover001]

Yeep! Good thing i dont go out at night or else when i come home there will be marks on my legs.. Mosquito Marks DX

[ilovetogofast88]

I fucking HATE mosquitoes, they are always so attracted to me...yet black flies are not.

[azteca903]

i wish female mosquitos would feed on nectar instead of blood.

[UncleFeisty]

Actually, it's an old tale that mosquitoes suck blood. What they actually suck (suck itself is a poor verb choice as the animal's proboscis actually uses a pumping, not a sucking, mechanism) the sweat and sebum from human sweat glands. Sweat is highly nutritious and loaded with minerals and riboflavin. The red apearance of the abdomen is actually from the mosquito's own blood. This is why you can't get AIDS from a mosquito bite, because no blood is exchanged when the animal pumps out the sebum.

[lerah0426]

can i download such video?

[koalastephanie]

Bullshit, i am not blond nor Brunette, but i still got beaten.

[Morlyman]

"Bullshit, i am not blond nor Brunette, but i still got beaten."

He said they PREFER blonds or brunettes, not that those are the only two they bite.

[koalastephanie]

Anyone know how to relief mosquito bite??? It so itchy.

[rfranquinho]

i usually scratch it! LOL

[VBPSucks]

I just crushed one =D

[JoeyFreakRox]

10 points!!!

[ferritay]

I heard that they're evasive to people who eat garlic

[Heartagramerz]

omg I cant hear what he is saying at the end

I heard one part where he said that if you have smelly feet they come for you the most?

[nemesissparadise]

Actually many birds feed of of mosquitos

[loo85]

And some fishes too, on larve...

[markixzz]

Did you know that the mosquito has no other purpose than to feed,reproduce and die.They serve no other animal or plant.

[Joshghskater]

Did you know that the HUMAN has no other purpose than to feed,reproduce, WORK and die.They serve no other animal or plant.

lol

[AraBicboii]

LOL ROTFLMAOF. THATS SOOO TRUE

[kar3em45]

you are ultimately incorrect, the male mosquitos help in the pollination process, which is of utmost significance.

[doug1bite]

i'd rather have the birds and bees do it, have them work overtime lol

[kar3em45]

I dont think it would suffice to maintain the natural proportion of pollination without the mosquito.

[playerboy1k]

Many flowers close their petals at night and if i'm correct, mosquitoes don't like sunlight. And also, i think it would suffice with other types of pollinaters, such as birds, bees, etc., depending of the location.

[qualqui]

Mosquitos are the rascals of the insect world but thank God they so small! Could ya all imagine a mosquito the size of a human?!! Creepy, 5 stars, thanx for sharin' purespirit9!

[eternita43]

gracias acerb45666555 por compartir .

[purespirit9]

Yikes! I dislike mosquitos but then again it's part of the natural world just like every living thing. Great info! 5/5

[1973nena]

Excelente video..felicidades..muy interesante..abrazos..Nena

[ulula19]

no way...for mosquitos.. fifth of may is a god day...

new moon

for a new tune

[bizzarkreations]

WOW That is wild

[Beautysblush]

I heard they are the Florida state bird!

[qualqui]

And did ya hear there were various african countries that wanted to put the mosquito on their flags?!! This is true, ask your World History teacher.

[Zarkania7]

Well-known species in my region...so glad I'm a brunette! lol

[Gaviota42]

A este horrible mosquito, no le tengo miedo, ya me vacunaron contra la fiebre amarilla y la malaria...hay otros peores, como el Patas Blancas, produce el denge y contra eso no hay vacuna.

Gracias por el envio.

[kkarthy]

there are 100 of these bastards in my home

[fartface00]

Death to the mosquitoes evil bastards

[usnavysss]

fuck all african mosquitos

[yucky43]

lol blondes brunnetts?????

[ti3nt]

They are very similar to the human species, except replace blood with husband's wallet, and nectar with the satisfaction of booze.

[Nicshooter]

lol a mosquito sucks a gay's blood, goes to another man, and the man becomes gay as well!! hahahahXD

[tututuk]

i hate them....

[awakstein]

Once again the females are the evil ones,

[hunter2834]

@awakstein well women own or souls at least my wife own mine im enslaved to a daily and nightly life of sex and other stuff whats worse is its a female owned world and we're just visitors but whos conplaining about the sex im not

[bedshow]

lol mosquites like blondes >.>

[houndoom1234]

I got over 63 mosquito bites once, not lying

[jitmut2]

at least the men are more mature

[KamiZumo]

Unless the mosquito was a retard, I highly doubt any would stand there quietly while your giant fingers come to pinch the skin around it anyway, so the point is rather moot.

[Thunderbird006]

Wow smelly feet, blonde brunettes, and a full moon will increase the odds of getting bitten!LOL.

[LovelyYTRocks]

They should investigate what happends if a fat blonde wearing dark clothing and jeans while ovulating with stinky feet walks into a bush invested with mosquitoes.

It'll be SOOOO cool.

[YoureHuman]

LOL! I'll so investigate :D

[NIDORAX]

If mosquitoes bites doesn't brought diesease or terrible itching in the first place, then they wouldn't be hated that much to begin with.

[thedonoftrek]

Whats with everyone and hateing insects, even though female mosqitos are the insect worlds mother-in-laws...

[EvilDarkForcesRus]

the next time i see a male mosquito, i'll let it go, the next time i see a female one, i'll body-slam it, throw a knife at its face then throw it at a wall for 10 mins, bitches ¬¬

[ademsinner]

bitch The Mosquito

[lobzdik]

when one bites u... just tense ur muscles and it wont b able to fly away... so u can than slowly kill it

[debit256]

omg thats what my friend did! lmao, slowly kill it. It cant breath right?

[hellstoilet]

Watching this makes me really itchy.

[Sulli220]

ahh they have these in borneo, they make u jump when they fly past ur ear at night!!!

[Krylov79]

I spent a year in the far east and the anti malaria drugs made me feel so bad and had so many side effects I thought fuck it I'm not taking them anymore lol.

[madboutmsn]

datz dicuztin :( :#

[rath223]

dude that is so cool but creeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyy woooooooooooooowooooowoooooooo­oo (like a goast)

[hatesgingers]

i wish i was a mosqutio

[debit256]

same here, so i can bite someone in the nose and leave a huge bump.

[hatesgingers]

glad u agree :D

[nikmak]

Instead of a gay?

[DAPRITCH3]

5 years wow

[EnergyCentre]

These little buggers are on full force near me.

[gofaqyosef]

blatantly fake tho.

[AMPHETIMIN]

why dont they all go and die

[JackCaddy123]

you mean the feamales coz there the 1s that kill you

[LeonJones69]

splat them!

[Kaszely]

I thought CO2 was one of the main attractants for Mosquitos? On a side note, I found this at USDS site after watching this vid- mosquitoes love Limburger cheese. Interestingly enough, the main ingredient in the cheese is a bacterium that can be found on the human foot.

[Kaszely]

...Incidentally, Limburger cheese was first made in The Netherlands by monks. They trampled the cheese with their feet to get the finished product.

[cometmoon]

no wonder i hate that type of cheese XDDDD

[ruport]

DAMN, two weeks ago i saw a bucket in my garden full of larvae but i had no idea they were mosquito larvae and now my room is infested with the buggars. If only i had seen this video sooner :P

[grapesalicious]

i guess only females suck haha

[ShahbazMughal]

smelly feet = bite

lol

[maryamqt]

YUCK!!!!!!!!!

[LAHARL777]

I. fucking. hate. mosquitos.

[newman20072008]

blondes sucks?????? no no they GET sucked lol

[taken1soul]

how do the eggs survive 5 years before hatching??thats amazing

[syzygy271]

So if your a blonde female and your ovulating during a full moon your screwed :P

[cometmoon]

lmao

[Kowneyn]

with smelly feet -wearing blue jeans.

[HustlingVegas]

proof women ARE bloodsuckers

[tekNiqueAU]

hate em, Its funny how only the females drink the blood. This must be how women are given the term blood suckers. If your getting bitten on the arm by a mossie u can tense your muscles so they cant withdrawl there syphon, they then fill up with blood and explode :)

[blackbeltste]

thats an odd way to get revenge on them. just splatting them usually works....

[tekNiqueAU]

Pay backs a bitch :P I havent used the method since i was younger as the bite itches more when you do it.

[greatjengofett]

what method?

[greatjengofett]

doh, i didnt realize this was on the next page of comments =P

[Bassman5000t]

i was going to throw up

[foonismac]

YUCK!!!!

[bonnolog]

KEEL EM ALL

[Buhbing]

whoa...ovulating almost matches the moon cycle, wow that is creepy.

[iamalostboy]

1:04- the baby mosquito is growing up to be adult. All of us were pretty gross when we were babies ccg. You know... wet and stinky.

[Siru604]

So you don't wanna go out at night if it's a full moon, you're blonde, and you're ovulating.

[funnybanana]

yea, that'd suck sooo much, lol

[MonkeyOctober]

nasty little demons!

[cupcakegirlie]

1:04 wtf

[ItsIncubus]

i love taking in knowledge

[mmdghr]

thats why females suck !!!

[yoyoman9]

dude live in southeast texas its sux here you cant even go outside witout gitin bittin ohh and watch my vids funny

[cmonbugmenot]

mosquitos suck. get it?

[glimbo08]

Its the Wisconsin State Bird!!

[firebat2000]

why does mosquito like blonde woman more than brunette? is it because of the smell??

[PokerLover101]

To kill the retarded blondes xP

[mariposa0283]

ahahahahahahaha you're SOOOOO FUNNY

any body with any hair color has the potential to be a "retard" its not just blondes...

and no im not a blonde.. but that remark just made me want to strangle you

[bltsluver]

stupid blondes.......

good thing those fuckers get bit more!!!!!

[blacklocust23]

uuuuuhhhhhhh. . . . . you mean the smell of tuna XD

[IheartLatinoMen]

wow I hate those things

[noremak29]

Their eggs can survive up to 5 years? Jeez!

[willymcgee42]

Did you know a mosquito causes more death than any other animal? And aren't I glad. This stupid announcer belongs on a tabloid show like Inside Edition.

[CFAmediaV6]

interesting info

[Richinator2000]

FINALLY some good narrating by that dude! He was not annoying as hell this time, so I could actually pay attention to what was being said

[heavyhead86]

Thanks for the tips to keep those little bastards off of me, they bite me all the time.

[TrueScience]

wow i hate them!

[bgr8flgrl]

Mosquitos are also attracted to people who consume beer and other forms of libations. Even several days after consumption, you will be bit more than a teetotaler. Scary...

[mrcomedymrblogger]

Cool Video As Always National Geographic 5 Stars

[Feesh322]

Ugh...I hope I never get bitten by a radioactive mosquito...

So gross. Interesting, though.