Youtube Poop - Zelda: Link Commands & Conquers

[GarlicPudding]

The King truly deserves pizza after such a magnificent victory.

[GarlicPudding]

The King truly deserves pizza for such a comprehensive victory.

[Tralfamador5]

Ion Ganon

[Makoto7494]

Press 8 rapidly for gwonam hump.

[Demogrify]

no, no, no mercy

[theking222863]

IAM COENON!

[LuigiKat11]

Well done Mah-Re-Oh!

[lacolite18]

Well done Mario 0:25

[lacolite18]

Your Mouse is enough 0:13

[Harogrim]

1:32 Looks like Squad Allah is still trying to destroy Oslo even 100 years in the future..

[Athils]

The eye-on-Ganon is awesome.

[ifiwereademoman]

Link! Here's COME! mmand and conquer !

[Wishyut]

nice one!

[BlankAndVoid]

Thumbs up if you too want an instruction book on how to Command and Conquer so you could be like Kane IRL.xD

[boapu]

CUM and and Conquer lol

[gtaaddict94]

in 1:55 - 1:58 it should have the shoop the woop sample

King: ion cannon

Ion Cannon: BLARRGGHHHH!!!!

[Destro088]

how many voice samples are in this game really you can make them say anything

[Diablon76]

The Orca going SQUADALA made me crack up xD

[flamesdemon19]

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[Headbanger82688]

CUMmand & Conquer

[kingdavey90]

GDI FTW

[trojan12kelley]

Great! I can't wait to bomb some Gee Dee Eye!

[mandai2]

You know what they say: No mercy

[merkur32123]

Cumandandconquer

[KarlSnr]

nice cliff hanger. Leaves the door open for a sequel

[Scrod99]

It sounds like he said Joisdick

[193Raiden]

Suck my DONG you quEER!

[NodTrooper]

Lmao...

[ChristmasPoo98]

IN THE NAME OF LINK!!!!

[MarioIsaGreen]

The ship SQUADALAHS! And its OFF

[NodDisciple1]

LINK LIVES IN DEATH!!!!!! XD

[mattplusone]

pause on 0:32



[Thekingmyboy96]

Dude this totally needs a sequel

[MegaSpiderMan]

What does Link call the King at 1:12?

[19andoverlol]

@MegaSpiderMan

Link calls the king a queer. It took me a while to figure that out also, but other zelda cd-i poops use the same clip. It sounds more like "kooweehr" to me.

[Quadroblitz]

@19andoverlol

You do have to admit it's some of the best sentence-mixing there is (by the way, I figured the "queer" thing out instantly, I just have a thing for this).

[19andoverlol]

@Quadroblitz

Link, HERE is CumGANon Conquer!

[neomechaleon]

"it is writen "only link can defeat G D I "

"Great I can´t wait to bomb some G D I ""

[neomechaleon]

In the name of LINK !!!!!

[Comptonater]

CUMmand and conquer

[TheSam1397]

1:56 sounds more like I'm on gannon

[goubulblok]

CUMand

[SlockNCFC191]

This is awesome :D

[willrarmstrong]

HOW BE FUCK TO I POO LAY?

[xean2007]

DUDE!!! You're like SUCH A GENIUS!!! I can't believe it's only 44,000 views though over 2 years : ( Just comes to show that people don't play any of the command and conquer series ; ( but seriously I ROFLOLMAO'd at "COME" "gANon" "AN" "Conquer" HAHAHHA awesome XD

[MAXICHEG]

Now that

was fucking

awesome

[FlamerasX]

Where are the retarded LoZ clips from anyway?

[OldSkoolgamerz]

Link and Kane should team up and destroy EA. >:D

[yogurtman321]

Link lives in death!

[Gr1voX]

PEACE THROUGH DINNER!!!!!

[StrikeFreedom986]

great!ill grab my joysdick!

[pokemonrockstar45]

well done Maprio

[backyardbomb98]

How did Link get inside the game when he's playing it?

[Arthus850]

@backyardbomb98 it's youtube poop. it's not supposed to make sence. let's just say link got in the game and leave it at that

[djschoolcraftmusic]

"Fuck my dong you fucking QU-EER!"

[TheAdmirableAdmiral]

I-on-canon

[RedHeadRadulf83]

LOL! Orca saying "SQUADALAH!!!!" that's gonna be the new attack cry when ya strafe or bomb somthing! SQUADALAH!!!!

[ballsy101]

IN THE NAME OF LINK!!!!!

[ScatmanKirby]

@ballsy101

LINK!

[InfectedSwarm]

You Majesty, Westwood Studios is under attack by the evil forces of Electronic Arts.

[KJMusicalx]

@InfectedSwarm: Roger that! I'll send some foot solders to deal with them! LOLOL.

[Hempelsparadox]

@InfectedSwarm Hmmm. How can we help?

[AdmiralZhao007]

you and quibbyjibby rule

[sprack94]

eye on ganon.

[IAMTHECAPSGODLOL]

YOU CANNOT STOP THE MESSIAH

[macsucks45]

i am gannon

[huuballawick]

"Fuck my dong you fucking Queer" XD i love that part.

[JailbrokenTaco]

Cum-and and conquer lol

[lukeyboy118]

i cant wait to bomb some gee dee eye!

[Testement117]

This is Art....

[JailbrokenTaco]

I just wonder what button 2s up to

[lolipopus]

Squadalah! 1:36

[KilleTheHedgehog8492]

IN THE NAME OF LINK!

[omegarazor66]

ion ganon

[Gazelleclaw]

wow! what are all those heads??? LOL!!!

[Shotgunnova]

Ahaha, nice one.

[smithsonik93]

Despite being a tactical idiot, Link still retains the fanatical loyalty of his followers. Weird, isn't it?

[Freshgook]

King Harkinian: Mah boi, you are shit at this! >:D

Link: Suck my dong, you fucking queer! :P

King Harkinian: OAH! :O

[OrcishSlacker]

0:36 Goddamnit Link, thats a cutscene., you're not actually playing. No wonder you suck at this game.

[cocasosa]

BOYSTICK

[inzane456]

LOL EPIC WIN

[CommanderLightning]

Harkinian must be an expert in this game. Who knew he had such potential?

[smithsonik93]

@CommanderLightning

Well, as the King, it is kind of his job to Command and Conquer.

Then again, he must not be very good at it IRL, as he's always getting pwnt by Ganon.

[cottonpicker08]

I was expecting to hear "IT BURNS!!!" when the Ion Cannon hit. That would have been priceless!!

[Zombieb0y]

The King is on GDI!

;D

Bring out the walking refrigerators for the kings dinner!

(Wolverines)

[MarkusLMC29]

SQUADALLAH!!!

-kaboomachu-

[metabog]

HAHAHah I'm i-on cannon. LMAO.

[zt2211]

YES! Link and the King play only the original Cum Man And Conquer, not the new crap!

[jedistudios101]

HEY! the new c&c's arn NOT crap!!!

[zt2211]

You've been deprived, trust me. They ARE crap.

[CalicoVall]

Ya, before EA got their hands on it. T_T

[Rohan292]

Well done Murri-oh!

[SuperLuigiFan1000]

More like Mah-re-oh

[rogelioVela1985]

link is a brotherhood of Nod! yay!

[dialga627]

ION CANNON!!

[mandai2]

oh yes it gets like that in the movies sometimes lol

[IronMarkus666]

I-on-(c)anon xD

[eggeregged]

LOL @Slavik goin' LINK LIVES!

[zVissyVesiz]

Squadalaa!

[OldSkoolgamerz]

C&C 95's boxart brings back so many memories!

[misticsniper]

Cum man and conquer

[NodDisciple1]

LINK LIVES IN DETH!!!!! XD

[rikcorobot]

Well done, Mario!

[xxJorgexxOconxx]

Suck my dong you fucking queer! xD

[Andreazor]

KAAAAAAAIN LIIIIIIVES!

One of the most epic moments in gaming history.

[NodDisciple1]

@Andreazor

I know, KANE LIIIIVESSSSS!!!! XD

[CommanderLightning]

The King always thinks about dinner. "If you don't hear from me in a month, send DINNER to me."

[mrbob091]

@CommanderLightning if the king doesn't have DINNER in the next 10 mins, his life force will drain and he turn into weegee 2. again.

[iteecyl]

King: Mah boi, you're a shit in this

Link: suck my dong!

[5h4d0w50uL]

XD 5/5

[erttheking]

When Kane gets back Link is so dead

[CommanderLightning]

"LINK!"

Ganon: "Link!"

[zeromechan]

LOL end was funny say..

wow what are all those head XD

[CommanderLightning]

Gwonam flies a gunship. "Squadallah!"

[mandai2]

its an orca btw not a gunship

[Zskhaas]

omfg, this is simply hilarious. LINK LIVES! So many memories...

[Darkie4646]

Cummand and Conquer

[lefas123456789]

wheres natasha?

[XxPitbullxX2]

Well done mario!

[nukeboy14]

Pizza 4 mee

[MasterBelmont]

The King saying "Attack!" when the missiles launched and him saying "ION Cannon" were the best parts.

[GanonsBeautifulface]

Thank you Ma-ri-o!

[AmericanDiplomat]

lol he said ion cannon but it sounded like "i'm on gannon"

[d01hazel]

I wish there were more Command and Conquer YTPs.

[StickWorld111]

Well done MAREE OH

[Democrities]

LINK LIVES!!!!!!!

[evcatos]

ION Gannon

[Shamanmagic95]

How the f-uck do I pahlay?

[shmaller]

ION CANNON

[bebbodux]

I-MON GANON

[LordYggdrasill]

HOW THE FUCK DO I PLAY AHAHAHA

[superjoe96]

if gwonams giving free games and compliments give me his number

[hardcoreclasicromer]

pizza for ME

[GoldenGiratina]

GD-I?

[MawBTS]

It's the name of one of the factions in the game

[Magitek111]

Link:I just wonder what button 2 is up to.

*presses*

*BOOM* Marioooooooooooo...

Link:Fuck.

[DeusXMachina2]

This is awesome

[ZetXardJormsot]

lol at the squadalla gunship

[Corinthian404]

the king fully deserves pizza for such a comprehensive victory.

[thebluenipple]

im on ganon

[InvincibleGamer1]

0_o

[EdikShepherd]

King = GDI

Link = NOD

this poop is just too good

[darthcynoir]

*bombs bulding* SQUAD-AH-LA!

LMAO XD

[Truth118]

Link lives in death!

Seeing that little cinematic brings me back to when I played that game 24/7

[MTye666]

I lol'd @

"Link, you were shit at this!"

"Suck my dong you queer!"

and

"In the name of Link!"

"Link lives in death!!"

[Tysnatch]

how the fuck do i play? if you need instructions on how to command and conqer lol

[hery41]

LINK LIVES!!!!

[MartaMuscle]

well done MA - RI - O

[glenday555]

pizza 4 mee!

[Tezcatlepocatl]

swishfilmsinc has the best splicing skills in all the ytp world.

[link000000]

PEE-SAH FOR ME!!

[Icarus000000]

loved it!

[KingKulla]

Ion Ganon!

[lightdiviner]

well done, Mare-ee-oh!!

[diasflac69]

Your splicing is fucking amazing.

[fdnfdjnedb]

Cumand & Conquer is a rly great game

[niftymatt]

You should've figured out a way to include the song Target (Mechanical Man) from the game in this video. It would have been pure win with that song. Good video otherwise.

[panteradeth]

"only link can defeat GDI" Fuckin LOL!

[cdfisk]

WOW, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE HEADS??

[vorteksio]

PLS make: link in warcraft!

[vorteksio]

omg. . . .its just epic. 5/5 + fav

[GodsBittersweetEmo]

SUCK MY DONG YOU FUCKING QUEER!

[coolantmanuscript]

What do you use to make these poops? I'm willing to say that this along with your other poops are the best on YouTube, up there with Poopers like WalrusGuy.

I tip my hat to you, sir.

[ygugsa295]

1:03-1:06

Peach: "Marioooooooooo!"

Link: "Fuck!"

[LiquidSilk2]

Only Link can defeat GDI.

Good job! Added to favorites! :)

[1119king]

lmfao.. LINK LIVES!!!!!

[cdbils001]

lol great stuff

[JJF1988]

WOW, WHAT ARE ALL THOSE HEADS??

Hilarous. Five stars.

[SirGomezAdams]

This is just epic. No other word for it!

[MrCandlish]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I laughed LOL. This is cool