Malcolm-Jamal Warner in Show Off! A Kid's Guide to Being Cool

[JoyfullyEmo]

How is this video not viral?

[JaYMaxX666]

Damn I remember watching this when i was 5 always those crazy idea's

[chicomdk]

anyway you could up load the rest this video there is a segment i remember where he does this finger wave thing. That i wanted show my friends

[AdaMuffins]

I wonder how many people actually used these ideas.....

[arhuxtable]

Jersey City,New Jersey-born Malcolm Jamal Warner(raised in Los Angeles) was named after Malcolm X(civil rights leader) and jazz pianist Ahmed Jamal. I thought he was once married to fellow actor Michelle Thomas. They just dated. He is presently married to Karen Malina White. He met both those women on the Cosby Show set. Thomas recurringly played Justine Phillips,Theo Huxtable's on-and-off girlfriend. KMW was Pam Tucker's(Erika Alexander) best friend Charmaine.

[arhuxtable]

Somebody here said "Why is Bill Cosby bragging that none of the Cosby kids do drugs?". To tell you the truth,who knows what those kids were up to off the Cosby Show sat. Unbelievably,Phylicia Ayers Allen Rashad was a druggie during her marriage to Village People singer Victor Willis who was a druggie himself. She recovered and decided she had enough of him and his drug habit. So she divorced him(he was her second husband).

[arhuxtable]

Happy 41st birthday to my son on the 18th. LOL

[Sully192837465]

"you can even do it with a piece of string.." *video ends* BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THE STRING?!?!

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

You think Malcolm Jamal Warner disappeared? I didn't think so. So you know what that means, right. Follow @MalcolmJamalWar on Twitter.

[arhuxtable]

That's my son and my wife's baby. LOL We're both proud of him!

[crunkdaddy11]

@arhuxtable seriously lololol

[arhuxtable]

He has two older and two younger sisters who are proud of him also. LOL

[arhuxtable]

If you know the R&B/jazz band Miles Long,you know Malcolm Jamal Warner is the frontman and the bassist.

[aeropostalebunny1]

Theo Is Fine Den' A Bitch !

[skypkproductions]

a fish face is easy to do and its funny

[maxninja09]

I like the part where he disappears.

[poisenpotato123]

wow this is fail....

[Snezok]

fishface?

[thegrimyeaper]

OMG, she totally butchered the moonwalk.

[Harvesterofpie]

If you look carefully into the eyes of the people in this vid, you can see that they want to kill themselves.

[UncleMcCrustyPoo]

'Amaze your enemies' just, plain awesome

[Rontmexico]

haha, Lets get one thing straight,

[ModernManJohnny]

I get mad pussy because of this guide thank you theo <3

[fsgtad]

@ModernManJohnny

noooooo. you ARE one because of this guide

[dingles4breakfast]

You can even do it with a piece of string.

[PixelSith64]

I tried this and got beaten up. :(

[xBreatheCarolina]

thats great, check out meh vids

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

lol

[django747]

Thank you Malcolm-Jamal Warner, thank you for showing me how to become a bigger faggot than I already am.

[Juwreh]

@django747 malcolm if u readin dis shit dont mind dis dumb ass bitch!

[django747]

You address this to me but then you address this to Malcolm. Fail.

[celestialnubian]

Dang, 6:37 is where Michael Richards got his Seinfeld act from.

[fuckyouhassa]

This is the gayest shit ever it should be called the guide to being a fucking dork

[widerling]

At 2.19 the coolest baldheaded guy ever ha ha!

[waypastthat]

1970vm?

[doraandtay]

o wow this ia rediculous

[idonthaveacoolcar]

ill just show of my jerkin skills all nerded up

[Residentmor0n]

this is the worst best thing I've ever watched

[pimpdad79]

6:08

White Madea

[Therion202]

Is this shit for real? These guys have to be fucking stoned out of their brains.

[lesterclaypool1]

Why is Bill Cosby always bragging that none of the Cosby kids did drugs?

LIAR! Theo is high as a motherfucker here.

[graceski36]

I wish i knew how to entertain a party with one string..

[D3rachi]

YO DUCK

[RICkRockU29]

lol

[ShinoAburame7]

AOTS

[madman21919]

hahahaha wow

[joselagoon]

LMAO, at the end you can even show off with a piece of string.

[crunkdaddy11]

i wanna download this whole vid

[crunkdaddy11]

is this for real lol

[jediforce64]

i saw this on AOTS

[royeflame]

Whoever followed this is a homeless 7-year old who think they're cool. AKA, this a piece of shit!

[usercky86306]

"You can do alot of things with flashlights... like stick them in your butt."

[cromatical]

or invent something called very much alike, like a fleshlight...!

[OTwistedDesignO]

omg the balding guy reminds me so much of Steve Brule.

[Retnex]

This is so much like "Tim an Eric Awsome Show Great Job" I wonder if they've seen it.

[RICkRockU29]

yeah i love tim and eirc

[2424reservoirdog]

dammit to hell!! i want to learn how to impress people at parties with a piece of string.

[RICkRockU29]

where can i buy the vhs?

[shmbugi]

Lol 1:49

That just makes people laugh at me O_O

lol

[DSkehan2004]

omg take this off! lol

[NeoExelor]

YO DUCK

[polyteredfasha]

This video sucks. Nothing worked. I couldn't even get any chick to show me their titties.

[Magothys]

2:54

YTMND Police Force:

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[pilli10]

I'm already feeling my self getting cooler

[123urmom321]

i saw this on AOTS and had to see the rest of it.......f-ing funny shit right there.....

lol!

[strikeshot09]

lol same

[mjlj3]

really this is some CRUCIAL shit you don't wanna miss

[wrstnightmaer13]

atn! atn! atn!

[dancingangel682]

that was probably the stupidest thing i've ever seen. i want those 6 minutes and 36 seconds back

[emofriedchicken]

unfortunately for you, you don't have a time machine.

[MunroviaPictures]

hahahaha

[BloodWryght666]

3:32 is that Garry Busey?

[mystaplerisblue]

No, his teeth aren't big enough and he's just a tad not insane enough

[BloodWryght666]

........This is one of those times where a i would need an AR-33 Assault rifle a back pack will of clips, a Hammer. to just end everyone that had ANYTHING to do with this stupid ass mother fucking idea of a show. SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET AN IDEA WHEN YOUR ALL COKED OUT IT DOESN'T MAKE IT A GOOD ONE!!

[deadlyhoboz]

Was that girl during 4:06 taking a dump?

[deadlyhoboz]

That Ghost scared me so bad i needed a new pair of pants!!

[deadlyhoboz]

I tried this in L.A. and i got shot!!!

[ilikethebrandMATIX]

This was on atos!

This will get me all the ladies.

[SonicDeeHedgehog]

I tried this shit. OMG I'm so popular now!

[8VXU6]

Wow I hope I can get laid using these tricks!!!!!!!!!

[MachinimaNinjas]

Lulz

[TheBigMman]

What the fuck....

Damn you 80's

[dajuicemanobviously]

I tryed this on a few cops and they let me go, despite the 5 kilos of cocaine I had strapped to my passengers seat and the dead prostitute sticking out of my trunk. Thanks Malcolm-Jamal Warner!

[GannondorkVBA]

This was on Attack Of The Show. LOL

[TheScratchlessGuy]

this shit cracks me up

[mystupidcomputer]

stephanie stinkssss haha

[micahorozco1]

same here but i had sex with oliva munn

[thaatxboss]

i followed the step by step instructions of this video, and I ended up having sex with 3 Playboy Models!

[tj4727]

shows offs get their asses kicked lol bad advice Theodore

[lucas12310]

awsome coolest kid ever

[SirRadness]

THIS SHIT IS SOOO COOL!

[mccinima]

It totally works!!!

I used this at a strip club n they gave me 2 free lap dances!!

[ddw04]

What!? How do I show off with a piece of string!? NOoOoOooOoOOOOOoooOOoOO!!!!!

[sheheen2]

do you guys think this will help me get girls?

[TheRundownHeadsUp]

Black Zach Morris. ha.

[GigglesTheHedgehog]

not getting laid has never been eaiser!

[BuryY0uRFuck1nDead]

i love you

[MASTERCON12]

this looks like it was written by someone who was a kid in the 50s

[TheWoody26]

AOTS all the way!!!! Man I love that show

[DmentedD]

Thank you AOTS for taking the time to do all the work.

[jellyfilld12]

thank u aots 4 showing this to us

[bacca18121]

aots

[thunderstruck560]

Wow just saw this on AOTS and it really was as bad as they said it was lol.

[Griever92]

hahaha, yeah

[toymachinedude]

Show Off! A Kid's Guide To Getting Beat Up!

[dirtbikehero126]

imagine if people actually did this crap lol

[TheWoody26]

you mean were not supposed to?

[scatteredpuzzle]

You can do lots of things with flashlites. Like use it as a dildo

[JJTHEKILLERDOLL]

ATN ATN ATN ATN ATN ATN ATN

[jellyfilld12]

hay ducks over here

[WOAHyourBoat]

I wonder how many extra hits this will get after its been on AOTS? Prob a lot LOL That show Rocks!!

[USMC1shot1kill]

YO DUCK lol!

[arf15beagle]

Attack of the mofoing show!

And, WTF Jamal?

[ShinRyojin]

Somewhere, Dr. Huxtable is facepalming.

[goddameit]

AOTS!!!!

[RandomUsername010]

LoLoLoLoLoL! I just watch this on Ottack Af Teh Shoe! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM!

[WoWplayer13]

AOTS BITCHES

[chipz009]

AOTSS!!!!

lmao, funny!

[Kansasgurl17]

one word INTERESTING!! plus he has a nice tongue it can do a lot of good lol jk!

[Qp0wer]

if a kid actualy did this stuff he would probly get beat up at recess

[AdamEnigma]

2:54 <3

[AtomicDogStudios]

Man this shit is soo gay!  XD

[2loafabread]

lol,ytmnd

[LordValor001]

lol bewilder your parents if i was to do something like that when i was little i would be smacked and called retarded lol

[Keybladezer]

LOLZ!!!!!!

[GreekG91]

I used to watch this religiously as a child. Corny but made for some good memories.. lol. good times.

[thinedoor2]

Hahaha... How could this be useful to anyone?

[mike7743]

is this a serious video?

[toschie]

I feel cooler already...

[t1449947]

Did he steal that dollar?

[kcarlhand]

oh dear god..........

[geddoezz]

Malcolm "jammin on the one" Warner presents Jerk off! How to intensify your school beatings! By the way, I tried funny entrance #3 at traffic court. Didn't go over well.

[LordValor001]

LMAO your comment made me spit moutain dew thank you it was a lot better then 6 minutes of this T_T

[geddoezz]

Glad you enjoyed it.

[LordValor001]

but yea im in college at LSU and if i was to try entrance #2 im almost positive i would be beaten do death by my classmates lol

[314noceu]

Hey don't joke guys, that "doorway strangle" got me so much pussy when I was in the sixth grade.... :D

[slab15]

hahahahahahah

[MalcolmJamalW]

Dude, WHY the hell would you do this to me? I wish bad things upon you! LOL!

[MunroviaPictures]

Thank you so much for your comment! My roommate and I have had that tape in our collection for years and it was finally time for it to see the light of day. We also have Home Alone: A Kids Guide to Playing it Safe When on Your Own. If you want copies of either please let us know, we'd be happy to send them out to you. To be honest we we're both a little star struck seeing your comment. We're both big fans.

[jennyssssss]

the signal for a home run ? haha

[Magdalin428]

hahaha dude what