Soccer Moms Need Guns Too

[antoin654]

what a strange looking kitchen

[monkeysoulpoet]

2:54 He doesn't have a moustache! Fire him!

[DeanMartin1231]

that gun safety dude is just AAAACHING..to shoot somone..you can see it.

[lifememo]

2:57 why cant real women have conversations like this? it sure beats the hell out of listening to what they actually talk about jkjk hahahaha

[biggsdarklight]

dude, hollow points? WTF!

[SomeDooD555]

The need to go back to the kitchens.

[diabar2001]

As the perp is breaking and entering---"I'm going to shoot his @ss! Just wait 'til I get my protective goggles and ear guards on...."

[igorbog88]

hahaha

[ladida94]

Her two friends have a really large age difference...

[djscbaster2k8]

It's called a revolver.................becau­se it revolves

[TheGunboat]

I'm loving the *ding* effect on the WOMAN'S GUIDE TO FIREARMS. It gives the title a feminine touch.

[SirToneh]

This video seems like some sort of weapon tutorial from an FPS.

[AbduCola]

A girl shooting a .357?! yea right

[PenetrationMode]

i hate teh fuking saxaphone

[grendel2900]

Sexist Moments list:

0:23

0:29

1:12

1:35

2:13

3:07

3:15 ...wait, who was the cameraman?

[grendel2900]

Oh wow...

[werebee]

"This is a shotgun. This is a rifle. This is a pistol."

"I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A PISTOL BEFORE! WHAT IS IT!?"

[Estoye]

Wait, WHO'S WATCHING THE BABY?!!

[Tweekki]

why does this give me a hardon?

[Tweekki]

firearms and soccer moms, sure. but why the 80s porn music?

[InternetLad]

1:22 ohhhh, that makes a lot of sense.

[GlenbrookGrill]

His bulbous grey hair needs to be shot off.

[wargasm58]

And when she got home from the shooting range burglars emptied her house, lol

[Davisrullzs]

Oh noes, those threatening guns. I lol'd.

Check out these earmuffs. Lol'd

Soccer mums suck.

[butterz2butterz2]

"that makes a lot of sense" it will when i lock that door and we play Russian roulette you snarky bitch

[realdealap]

is that the 357 you bought? yes mindy you into receational shooting like me? that shits makes my pussy wet

[JeonardShadby505]

"Here's some examples of different types of bullets. This is a full metal jacket design."

"Leonard. If Mickey comes in here and catches us in here, we'll both be in a world of shit."

"I AM. IN A WORLD. OF SHIT."

[qixotical]

Porn Starlets Need Guns Too...starring Jane Fondle

[hiiijane]

wait is this real?

[headies07]

lol, the ridiculousness of this video delivers.

[pinguino711]

Was she becoming hypnotized by the revolver? WTF

[angelemon94]

i prefer the type of bullet that explode inside you

[borecafe]

Training for George Hearst, I see

[AgentSmashinglyG]

I swear this entire thing seems to be building up to a porno.

[georgiefromtippit]

@AgentSmashinglyG I HONEST THOUGHT IT WAS ONE!

[skulldrix]

Society is stupid. Your raised to be about unity and morality, but everyone must own a gun at your beside. It's like they prepare you to shoot before you get shot. I mean, wtf.

[nelson3300]

lol this is hot

[explodingnunhotel]

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you, I'm here to rape you"

That's what he really meant right?

[explodingnunhotel]

"I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you, I'm here to rape you"

That's what he really meant right?

[just2pissyouoff]

she wants to see rickys gun

[KevinLounsberry]

One of these days that dumb hoe's gonna get confused and start shopping and shooting at the same time.

[ragemanchoo82]

BargainBinOfOblivion is the official Everything Is Terrible user, right?

[WrongMan]

@ragemanchoo82 there hasn't been an "official" EIT user since they shutdown our account. Since then, we've been using/sharing individual accounts and whatnot.

[Tomi168]

Why do I hear this music in Chinese resturants all the time??

[indyfan22k]

Who was the target of this video ?? who was it made for??

[honorabili]

Hey girls, let's shop and shoot!

[ClydesRevenge]

women are so stupid, alls they care about is guns and shopping.

[nocturnGER]

yeah, we don´t waste our time with some "normal" sized guns here! We going right into shotguns, scope-rifles and Dirty Harry-revolvers! (I know that isn´t the same type >:O

[MissOddstar]

The ULTIMATE line: "Come on, let's go do some shooting. Then we'll go shopping."

[ZaidNitsua]

Who gave these hipsters guns, I demand an explanation!

[TheBlueWhale011]

These edited clips are from the 1-hour video "A Woman's Guide to Firearms." A video I actually found to be quite good and informative for those with little or no experience with guns.

[TheLegomania11]

@TheBlueWhale011 Or if your retarded. Really? Why else would a REVOLVER be called a REVOLVER?

[papersock]

these people are terribly dull...

[Cluedokid25]

Is this where Sarah Palin got her start?

[FidelioRoo]

"I always wondered why is it called a revolver? TEE HEE I am incapable of thought!"

[CrazedAfroninja]

George Hearst, we meet again.

[jigmeoser]

nice cameo Gerald McRaney!

[lily0ness]

WTF lol. This was ridiculous.

[TheProfpeeler]

Holy Fuck. It's the guy from Major Dad!

[Str0ngbow]

Just, for the love of God, don't hide your gun with your vibrator, lady. This lady seems to enjoy phallic objects and is home alone late at night a lot. Conclusion is obvious.

[callitacomeb10106]

@Str0ngbow is conclusion sex with gun? 

[boon4376]

I know the first thing I do when a strange man is breaking into my house is grab my safety glasses so I can use my gun

[MickTravisBickle]

Is that Art Bell @1:36?

[AuroraKismet]

I handle a firearm quite well and this is just rolling on the floor hilarious.Too funny for me to get offended at them insulting Women's intelligence.

@2:15

"Well ,hey guys,a girl's got to be fashionable you know".

LOL ! Might as well have asked "Could I have a ruby studded shoulder holster in dusty rose,please?"

A .357 magnum fits most women's hand or purse quite nicely,btw,and those hollow points work damn fine .

[MrMechaE]

Hey, does this G18 match my dress?

[un7ucky]

hollow point ummmm thats still legal? in canada?

[lolavex]

@un7ucky I was so surprised he told her to use hollow points! I thought a regular bullet is enough 'stopping power', but maybe that's just me.

[un7ucky]

@lolavex apparently not

[Yawaya12]

Yeah, you really need some snub nose rounds for the potential home invader. Forget just scaring the guy (could be someone you know accidentally scaring you) with a few blasts. No, you want to murder someone, get blood everywhere, and then have to clean it up later. Sounds like a smart way to defend property, ruining it with blood splatter! Don't forget most people who pull guns on intruders get tackled and have their gun taken from them, adding more *stolen* guns to the crime world.

[tiecuando]

@Yawaya12 Where did you find that out? Are they gonna tackle someone who grapples? God you're dumb.

[Rumpelteazerpink]

Lee and Mickey -totally- fucked directly after this.

[GeoVII]

Go feminism.

[NSGSplatmaster]

Response to norsef - A weapon of any sort for most citizens isn't always meant to be an overt deterrent. Yes, a gun owner is as likely to be broken into as the next guy. That having been said, sometimes the person taking your television may also want to take your life. A responsible gun owner thus has the means to defend him or herself in the event that there is no other recourse to preserve one's life.

[thatkush313]

Google Audio Caption: "There is no home and I'm along with John. I think he's it's the past have been done by peace." "You must be reversal hi. I'm sorry I didn't mean it scare you and they keep dollars. I think you'll enjoy this court. This is a shock it. There somtimes referred to as a vengeance." Vengeance was google's word for Handguns.

[ztamizzen]

It looks like a porno, it sounds like a porno ... and I guess to some people this is a porno. ;)

[ThatLovelyEnglishBob]

is 1:221:32 actually unedited? :|

[fionamahood]

3:08, nice glasses!

[sandinmycrack]

So this is what Major Dad is up to these days!

[BlasphemousApples]

Drinking and farting for a change.

[420Guitar420]

Why would a woman need a gun when she could just get in a car?

[wood326]

With Scientologist AND NRA-Gun Nut Lee Purcell! This is funny and terrible-Love the music and the production is terrible!

[jrnemo47]

They found some really good gun deals in the garment district. Priceless.

[toschie]

I think her hair-helmet would protect her.

[jrnemo47]

How about the hair helmet on that guy who first calls on her? A porn star if there ever was one. This video should be called "Your Right to Keep and Arm Bears and MILFS". I own a revolver and a shotgun, by the way... I'm just not fanatical about it. I hope I run into that MILF at the firing range. She's a pushover.

[Kaimosae]

2:10 lol you know they tag teamed her ass after shooting!

[jrnemo47]

Well, shame on them if they DIDN'T tag team her!

[ddunlap86]

1:20 to 1:32 lol

[wingster76]

a revolver is not a pistol, tsk tsk

[southwestwardly]

i got a .357 in my pants for that granny!

[kevinbrueck]

This was obviously a promotional video to get women into shooting. It was also heavily edited in parts for comedic effect. When the guy keeps spinning the cylinder on the revolver and looking at big red I was LOLing!!!

And I do think its good if a woman has a gun at home. As the old saying goes, "When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away."

[mrdork22]

LOL

why is this even on here

they didnt even teach anybody how to shoot

just a whole bunch of bs on guns

[gjsexy]

Matt Damons in a porn movie

[CmonMan101]

The guy talking @ 2:42 is Gerald McRaney (Major Dad) a long time TV actor since the 60s.

I think this was seriously intended as promoting female participation but when 1:26 came around I thought we took a sharp turn down Comical Lane.

Shows how bad acting can be and was.

Looks like it was made in the 70s by the tone of everything.

[KennBurch]

Was this film made by a porn director?

[LibtardsSuck]

It's old and she's the actor.

It's still good information, though libtards make fun it it and ignore the idea behind it.....That is till a drug crazed addict breaks into their house and kills them for $10.

At least it is one less libtard in the world.

[LiveAndLetLivia]

@LibtardsSuck umm, are you defending this as being anything other than ridiculous and hilarious? If so, I LOVE you for being even more stupid than this video. Hooray!!! more proof than conservatives are stupid. : ) sending you a friend request now.

[ilgeneralisimo]

@LiveAndLetLivia God, who took this shit seriously

[KindaPeeved]

@LiveAndLetLivia dont go grouping all conservatives into the 'stupid' category. thanks for stereotyping, i thought you liberals were more open minded.

[ShaneRaweewon]

Are these videos actually mock or fake videos? at 1:26 I can't imagine how to take these seriously.

[MorganNoelk]

Um, this wasn't actually filmed in the 80's, was it? I mean, they weren't seriously that condescending to women...right?

[lonebannana]

"Sex In The City" would be palatable if there were (a lot of) scenes in shooting ranges

[lummi20]

sarah palin auditioned for this.

[guym619]

really stupid..how the fuck did this get 5 stars

[ginogrz]

because it's beyond ridiculous.

[todzillarockz51]

This could almost be a porno.

[todzillarockz51]

High price production.

[Atma505]

Because the cylinder

where the cartridges go

... revolves.

[vegetablesoupify]

"Because it revolves *spins...spins...spins....spin­s*"

[Nintendaoism]

The second teacher guy looks like an old Matt Damon

[DanielJosephTV]

he's to thin to be a shooting teacher.

[iamborghini1]

I wonder how many girlfriends Micky Fowler tossed down a flight of stairs

[TevitaHopoate]

lol @ 2:41 it sounds like he is going to tell us that she ended up dying or something.

[DigitalCheddarBomb]

haha that's exactly what I thought when he first started talkin

[jeremy915111]

good for her

[xxxx59xxxx]

"That makes alot of sense" *wonder & astonishment*

[werebee]

How did she escape from the kitchen?!

[PsyberKayos]

Hilarious.

[DoomKitty]

bwahahahahahahahaha good luck with that ya'll

[spartan2600]

This is incredibly, hilariously sexist- despite the best intentions. Also, its sad to think people are so worried and desperate about all their belongings they'd be ready to kill someone.

[lilbruddaproductions]

the person in the video was concerned with the safety of her child js

[Wrecked0n3]

Whats with the 80's porn music at beginning of the video lol.

[PlushBlondeBus]

@Wrecked0n3 i feel like every music from the eighties could be porn music in one way or another

[ffmx2]

lols

[scottyi88]

This ad should bring down those Mothers Against Guns hahaha lol

[Drusamson]

Let's just pray to god her son never locks himself out of the house. Or let's pray he does. Honestly, I'm a bit conflicted.

[ericaisall]

LMAO!!

[CreepyMcCreep]

When the man with the moustache is spinning his revolver, he swaps hands between close-up and upper body shots.

[pascual92]

"come on, let go make some shooting... then we'll go shoping"

WHAT-THE-FUCK

[TheGreatKnifeMaster]

are you kidding me

[8989Robo]

oh dear god

[django747]

God damnit.

Just.... god fucking damnit. For real.

[skinywitekid]

is this... like actually real!?? bahahhaaha

[freesubslawl]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL!!! 1:22 i imagined him thinking "yea yea yea stroke it"

[eyespie]

Hello porno stash

[FindTheBody]

When they said she looked good in the safety goggles i was fully expecting one of them to just shout LET'S FUCK. The epitome of an old porno.

[dollarvandemos]

her safety goggles were so sessy

[Kauaimon]

Nice editing! Wow, I know more about guns than I thought....haha...well, for those who don't know about America, all men own a gun and every lady is a soccer mom. No really.

[Jack223344]

"the word 'pistol' always reminds me of the old western"

"did I say you could talk woman?"

[rosenekomata]

Why? Why does this remid me of porn? DX

[darkshinobi014]

Wow. Just.. fail.

[samalus]

0:23, neo-geo startup music on the background?

[samalus]

three women talking about guns before go shopping? maybe because i'm european but don't found it normal to have a gun in your own house!

[FunnyJunkTV]

it's for rednecks to feel tough.

[looneytoon76]

the revolver bit cracked me up

[matchwk]

Most pathetic acting + Ad idea + selling + product i ever seen in my whole damn life..

I'm so lucky that i m not living in the western.. Is so much safer here... that we don't have guns thus no bullshit like ..

"Hey ~ ! learn to kill people before they kill you ! :) Or just learn how to kill people if u ever need to :)"

[tokyomokyo]

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. I'm Joe Blow-dry."

[grofuss]

3:05, those are some lovely space goggles Jean is sporting there, mmmm hotness!

[grofuss]

1:26 LMFAO, epic edits! Oh man, no wonder our species is fucking doomed.

[kzkz91]

is this porn ?

[Cobra666Commander]

America, fuck yeah!

[flambedude]

The funniest part: the VERY END.

Did that bitch just talk to her friend WITH her earmuff-looking sound protection thingies on?

Retard.

[gmosindahouse]

those type of earmuffs  are electronic and only muffle sound above a certain loudness... like a shot from a gun. RETARD

[gmosindahouse]

retard those are electronic and only muffle certain loud noises

[flambedude]

...like can I buy those for people having sex upstairs? That's pretty damn loud.

Did they have those electronic thingies in the 80s?

[alphamone]

dont care how fancy they are, you still have something over your ears that will still partialy block sound.

[mynameisnickwatisurs]

something tells me this turns into a porno...

[jordan13589]

Wow, the female is actually a pretty good actress.

[MagikalKraker]

perv at 2:13

[Marchochias]

Eager to test it out on what hahah. These videos are hilarious.

[Hepathos]

THIS IS MY WEAPON THIS IS MY GUN

[DEWMASTER25]

THIS IF FOR FIGHTING THIS IS FOR FUN

[NightmareGanon]

1:23-1:33 is strangely erotic.

[MagikalKraker]

lmao

[briecinc]

2:54

Best part, hands down.

[theroboticrobot]

Mario Kart 64 music at 3:16 (uncannily similar to Frappe Snowland)

[unbridged77]

When the soccer mom meets the instructor it totally seems like the beginning of a crappy porno haha *cheesy music* "I think you're going to enjoy this course".

[xxxxxxxwwxxxxxxx]

"now we need to get you some accessories"

[littlelulu1989]

lol where's the porn?

[Seaoftea]

I'm so glad I live in America. For anyone that doesn't live here this is what it's really like.