Alan Partridge -Best lines!

[andywatson932]

Jackaknackanory.



[silentsmilestv]

That was textbook.

[mistermadferit]

AH-HA!

[dadubs93]

@mistermadferit That was classic!...intercourse.

[Howard00Wolowitz]

That was textbook

[MrDarkTides]

Smell my cheese you mother

[jonnylawrence010]

*puts fingers on bottom lip* whho?..w,whuu? -who do you think you arre

[Frog154]

Enter text here!

[NocturnalSlug]

You forgot "Let battle commence!"

[nazmdeh]

THAT WAS CLASSIC INTERCOURSE

[tazzi06]

Smell my cheese!!!!

[nicklassayshi]

What is this? This is awesome! :D

[JFredUK]

This country... or You people....

[MarkusHDrake]

one you missed:

"I love you in a way!"

[notreallyaninja]

enter your text here

[89Marcus55]

Cashback!

[dageezerboi]

I don't get the jurassic park one?

[SteRDLK]

@dageezerboi What's not to get?!

[ToTheTopJohnny]

You make pigs smoke.

[Cashback13]

always thought it would be good if he just went "JU-MAN-JI!"

[HoaxKiss]

Jacka-nacka-nori!

[signedasanonymous]

who's this beautiful blonde man with lovely voice? it's annie lenox

[angrydan99]

shitty zombies!

[tatetsuki]

Does anybody knows from which episode is the line "That was classic intercource"?

[Djmickycee]

'back of the net' that has to be the best one

[monkeybars101]

wow, crazy how I still use some of these today haha. Awesome.

[jonnycrawford7]

Butter my arse!

[iBatesLFCx]

Just er, Just sawing my cereals.

[notlobian4ever]

You threw a monkey in the sea? That's awful! I was looking for some funny story, that's just upsetting.

[Oli3TB76]

just destroying my cereals

[limbicD]

- You couldn't present a ..cat!

- Close your mouth, Lynn

- Don't smile! You've just broken your neck!

[chadbrochillist]

'I've got access to the kids but theeey don't wanna seeeee meeeee' Has simply got to be in there.

[obsidianhead]

smell my cheese?

[Moonzigger]

'the boys are back in the barracks'

[weefeatures]

Go and take that blusher off you misshapen-headed elephant tranny

[SouthStandSupporter]

Annotation FAIL. LOL

[SuperVariation]

read the small print in your cone-tract

[mynicehat]

Hmmm, amatureish quotations!

[Posthuman2003]

great

[hufflepuffANDnargles]

back of the net!

[burticus100]

YES! It's an extender.

[CiaranDUK]

Where was "It's hotter than the sun!" ? :(

[Ifuckingh8you]

-"back of the net"

(short pause)

-"Cashback"

My fave partridge lines

[johntkucz]

Can someone please inform me in on "Jackanackanory"??? Some british fable? How is it alan's victory phrase?

[JFredUK]

@johntkucz There used to be a children's TV programme many years ago called, 'Jackanory.' Which, basically, consisted of some celebrity narrating a story with occasional stills from the book in question. Whether what Alan says is a reference to this, or why he extends the title into, 'Jackanackanory', isn't entirely clear.

[johntkucz]

@JFredUK JFRED!! Thanks for explaining that potential derivation reference! I've scoured yahoo answers and other things to pinpoint a possible origin of that splendid partridge utterance!

Jackanackanory!!!

[tiarnan76]

@johntkucz Also in Dublin everyone says whats the "jackanory" instead of saying "whats the story" (which means, whats up?).....Steve Coogan is Irish...spends loadsa time in Dublin...so he may have picked it up there...

[PAULFC93]

you missed out "Let battle Commence"

[KrytenMark]

"Then all of the blood will rush out of the hole in my foot, you old mess!" X''D

[midmodgal]

The laugh track is from the 70's methinks.

[sdeschanel1]

Your kids, I've got your kids Dan!

[harmlesip1]

AMAZING!!! but where was... you are dirrty??

[stevrosb74]

Fire, fire! The fair's on fire!

[elnegro88]

SMELL MY CHEESE!!

[jellis4465]

@elnegro88 You mother

[joecole65]

It flushed on the first yank! I love this house.

"Alan".

One yank, gone.

[weirdcitykid]

in off the red!!

[billybadbrakes]

Kiss my face!!! ...my fav!!!

[ec123456789able]

lexii (plural)

[RamsesNiblickIII]

My five bedroom bastard house!

[Shonkyboi]

'Take that blusher off you ugly, misshapen headed, elephant tranny!'

[ACinDorset]

1. He's a mentalist.

2.Smell my cheese.

3. Traders need access to Diiiixxxooonnnsss....

4. My favourite Beatles album has to be....The Best of the Beatles....

5. I love the way Sunday Bloody Sunday really encapsulates the frustrations of a boring Sunday afternoon, washing the car...

6. That was classic intercourse

So many classics... come on y'bastards... give him another series (on TV)!!!

[000nour000]

IT'S HOTTER THAN THE SUN!!!!

[burnzgotshot]

YES! IT'S AN EXTENDER!

[sollyjim]

Classic Queen

[jjbavfc]

Dan's a fantastic man

[superhamzah85]

Might for a laugh go into HMV.

"I'm looking for a DVD..."

"Which one?"

"JURASSIC PARK!!"

[superhamzah85]

I watched all the episodes again recently.

The after effect of imitating him lasts unusually long.

I actually bought something from a petrol station in Alan's voice, but not his vocabulary.

[DirtyHallion]

Back of the net was funny.........that was classic intercourse was fucking hilarious

[obiy2k]

You forgot "Smell my Cheese" and "He's a mentalist"

[jimbobjimminy]

All of these have entered my daily vocabulary.

JURASSIC PARK

[BrianBadonde9]

Mine's a pint

[steve0ooo]

Where's DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN ... ...DAN?

[nathanlulu]

BIG BALLS!...FANNY HAIR!

[nathanlulu]

minced beef and onions...doesnt get any better than that.

[womby999]

Cashback...

[jalfrezi365]

Chefrus it is mine's a pint!

[Chefrus]

what is he saying at 9 seconds? Sounds like "mine's a pint"?

[djgraememaclean]

Have you ever shaved your crackling?

[nathanlulu]

@djgraememaclean only occasionally

[bfdhvcnvvbjdn]

"They've re-badged it you fool!"

"I'm not driving a mini-Metro.....Lynn - if you interupt me I WILL talk over you"

C'mon Sonya.....let's be appalling!"

"Who smiles at a Black and Decker Workmate for Christ's sake?"

[lracuda76]

Smell my cheese.

[rightfredsdead]

"lynn. was that a snub nosed uzi ?"

[Blummineck]

"yeah, give me another series you shit!"

[RHCPfan458]

"textbook intercourse" hahaha

[Cyaneyed77]

Bash your arse!

[TheBlondiee1]

AHA.

[sdlister]

top quality! 

[intheTea04]

"Stop getting Bond wrong!"

[alexander25rugg]

INTO ME!!!!!!

[voodoodanny]

I'm gonna... cook all the food!

[ChristianRoboRAF]

'You are a big posh sod with plums in your mouth'

Gotta love AP! :)

[FFCAlan]

You forgot "Smell my cheese"

[WeMoveUnseen]

@FFCAlan Smell my cheese you Mother

[unicronrocks]

Alan: How to you kill yourself in a Starbucks?

Michael: Shotgun to the mouth!

[miguel50912]

"Bono has the biggest collection of hatchbacks in the country"

[RabbiPabblo]

U forgot "butter my arse!"

[prawntoastmmm]

Personal favourites - "Cashback" and "That was classic intercourse"

[affliction32]

Ohhh! Mince!

[12345l6789]

i must have watched this 50 times.

[rocksoliddude1]

no way you big spastic you're a mentalist was the best one definately

[RockiBalboa101]

Jackanakanory!

[jackdelamare]

Jurassic Park!

[ogrady909]

oh the fat envelope.....i didnt mean you lynn

[KazukiKazama]

"Dr No...vocal chords"

[KazukiKazama]

"Dr No...vocal chords"

[roe5745]

Lynn, its not HARDCORE SUPERSEX!!

[mynameizcasanova2]

Jurassic Park is clearly the best

[qwert4327able]

STEPHEN!

[DISHOFTHEDAY69]

@qwert4327able

just coming!

[boskymba]

And then we took our tops off, and had a cuddle.

[Hoskins1206]

That was classic intercource ^^

[texaspete33]

anyone knlow where i could get that for a text tone?

[mnic1234]

so err, so thanks.

[graemebdj]

@Hoskins1206 so thanks!

[1983honey]

flatley my dear i don't riverdance

[youdiv]

"a load of women talking blabbering crap?"

[ProperBodged]

"Smell my cheese" lol.

Alan rules!

[mwilso]

I passed David Schneider on a London Street a couple of weeks ago. Sooo wish I shouted that at him

[ianupton]

classic intercourse, followed by...mince and onions..

[WKaliberr]

back of the net

[TheStevie1977]

shes a bit like burt reynolds, reliable but she got a moustache

[Nekosculta]

cashback, you're a mentalist !

[Weissmenchland]

"That was classic intercourse."

[Dl3oy92]

"its hotter than the sun"

[gringolazlo]

"Hello Susan, I was bored so I dismatled my corby trouser press"

[NewyLFC]

Jacka nacka nory hahahahaha

[digitalshark]

Dan!

[richardjuk]

"Just destroying my cereals."

Legendary.

[hellojacobhitch4545]

no way you big spastic, you're a mentalist!!!!

[DaytonaMK3]

I must inform you lynn i have popped out again.

[davros876]

technically lynn, your life isn't worth insuring

[hellojacobhitch4545]

headshot

[stef1652]

back of the net , oooww in of the red

[RyoHazuki1]

KISS MY FACE

[killsrbills]

Smell my cheese!

[aduffield]

I just peirced my foot on a spike

[ovavoo]

Use a sausage as a breakwater!

[jezeus101]

"that was classic intercourse" lmao :')

[alexander25rugg]

you threw a monkey in the sea?

[crabwithbronzehand]

lynn these are sex people!

[TheMatthewBang]

JURASSIC PARK!

[FtotheIzzle]

jacka nacka nory!

[cammywatt95]

cashback!

back of the net!

[warriorsleftnut]

smell my cheese you mother!!!

[warriorsleftnut]

scum subhuman scum

[carlos7217]

pissin me pants,...cash back..lol

[jobe129]

best video on youtube

[wheelyplankz]

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[sparkleboy99]

She's got lovely dainty feet, I don't like big feet, reminds me of gammon....

[hawksrl]

that was classic intercourse lol

[SimonB198207]

makes me proud to live in a land that has brought forth such classic comedy.

damn it world, British comedy rocks! : )

and i'm from Stockport, which is only 7 miles south of Manchester, so i'm near where Steve Coogan is from, which is ruddy bloody good! (theres another one)

[hawksrl]

ah haaaaaa

[pearljam619]

ooooh Lady boys!

[ovavoo]

Daddy long legs in it.....still drinking it

[innit27]

ooo id like to have it off with her

[Kie77]

Dan!

[sec0ndevolution]

Mine's a pint!

[skatanicskanker]

jackanackanory lmao

mines a pint!

[iluvrs]

Lol

[Thatswhatshesa1d]

A ghost in the machine. Perhaps a metaphor for er ... Good evening

[ovavoo]

lol

[KTEELKTEEL]

Should have added 'it's an extender!"

[FistedByTrisha]

...that really would have been the icing on the cake

;-)

[HailToTheBends]

great video..certainly first in the queue, when god was handing out...chests

[Stevieboy74]

Holy sh1t...look...Alan and Sonya must have finally got married!!

watch?v=YuFJ8LIy1Lw

I wonder if Alan said "thanks a lot" when Sonya said "I do" at the wedding ceremony? lol

[luvs2smooth]

ho ho

[neXib]

You're a mentalist!

[jkodee]

"Butter my arse" another great one

[wurble]

abso-bloody-exactly! good call.

[ooogaboooga172]

what about "SMELL MY CHEESE!!"

[zuluguru1]

that was classic intercourse, first line of the first time i saw the show near pissed me self

[LarryConneely]

Good video man.

Scum, sub human scum!!!!

[losdestructo69]

"Mine's a pint!" haha. THhat has to be my fave.

Even if it is only because you can get away with saying this seriously in just about any positive situation, without being frowned at like a dick.

"Spiceworld" doesn't really cut it, when quoting Alan in a real life scenario haha

[n00bkilla66]

JURASSIC PARK

[clareber]

soooo funny!