Hanukkah Cake

[fllnxxangel]

so much frosting!

[Adamk0310]

I have a picture of my grandfather eating a Hanukkah cake just like that in 1928 Brooklyn. Pearls and everything.

[paddedpencil]

oh my g-d

[orbital151]

I don't see why everybody hates her. I wouldn't mind going on TV, icing a few angel food cakes and getting paid.

[AngelorPhantom1359]

Is this what our country has come to? People are to lazy to even make boxed cakes and have to resort to making trash like this?

My Grandma had 7 kids and still somehow found the time to give them a home cooked meal every single night. Utterly disgraceful.

[robofish312]

What. The. Fuck.

GENIUS!

[Msoulantzos]

@robofish312 definitely not you buddy

[BigAlUpdates]

She didn't throw it in the oven because making this cake in the first place is offensive enough.

[keozeo]

@BigAlUpdates high five! alright!

[lLUvCuPcAkEsSs]

WOW wtf? Storebought angel food cake, icing and Marshmallows and then adding fake jewelry for decorations?! Oh come on! At least add real chocolate, EDIBLE pearls and make ur own fucking icing! its that simple. and get rid of marshmallows and the store bought fake shit:3

[Msoulantzos]

@lLUvCuPcAkEsSs the show is called semi home made. but its fully shit

[DuffinCaprous]

My mouth has not closed since I watched this. How is she paid for this? Seriously, icing store bought angel-food cake? I can come up with that, put me on TV!

"Okay, so today, we're going to make my famous macaroni and cheese. All you do is boil some water. Now, open the box of macaroni and cheese. You can just get it from the store. Once the noodles are cooked, you just open the cheese packet and mix. And there you have it. You can garnish with some shredded cheese from the store, and serve!"

[AngelorPhantom1359]

@DuffinCaprous She actually has a "recipe" called "Italian" Mac and Cheese. It is literally store bought, boxed mac and cheese with Italian style bread crumbs. I'm. Not. Kidding.

[Bama35901]

Southern Baptists say Jews can't become Angels, so using Angel Food Cake for Chanukkah is sacrilegious :)

[kranktank]

@Bama35901 bitch ain't baptist! you trippin!

[xAiiRPLANES]

Crazy bitch.

[Thule000]

I can't believe this is real

[Sunoyi]

Craft store fake pearls always smell like plastic and cat pee. Keep that the hell away from food, you daffy bitch.

[EricDO710]

What a drunk lunatic. That cake is not kosher. you crazy white bitch sandy.

[Msoulantzos]

@EricDO710 so what if she's white

[MsC0C0YA]

placing marshmallows in the center to trick all the kosher jews? BRILLIANT.

[bondfool]

I love how the recipe is titled "Star of David Food Cake" on the website.

[theramenninja]

BLOOOOO icyyyying

[ando1135]

wow wtf....angel food cake is already super sweet as is but she has to go and add a gallon of frosting to it and marshmallows? this woman needs to get as far away as she can from any food product

[abracadaverous]

Where's the decorative bacon crumbles?

[aks477578]

Okay, I'm not Jewish, but I do know that the Star of David is made of two triangles so that the star has 6 points. It's not made of two five point stars smashed together in a bad Kama Sutra position.

[chrisawash]

That, in no way, resembled the Star of David. -_-

[dantheman931]

I've said it before, I'm gonna say it again: NON. KOSHER. FUCKING. MARSHMALLOWS.

[ha2152]

Haven't the Jews suffered enough?

[kirbyfanz95]

Faux pearls? Can't you just use sugar beads?!

[dragonslayer015]

Right now I'm wondering why even use those giant marshmallows I mean when you try to serve a slice isn't it just gonna roll off or fall apart? I just don't get what's with the pearls.

[pinkzebraluv99]

angel food cake-premade

icing -premade

marshmallows- store bought

retarded cake- home-made

[mitchelljkohl]

Dear Aunt Sandy,

I found a giant marshmallow behind my slice of cake. What the **ck am I supposed to do with this? Let me know before someone chokes on it. xoxo

Mitchell

PS Those pearls made your cake look very senior citizeny. I learned that word from your show, I assume.

PSS You stole Grandma's pearls. Wait. And her glass pie plate. You bitch.

[XmusicXchikkX]

I bechya that cake isn't even kosher.

[DarwinwasWrong]

What does the color blue have to do with Hanukkah?

[juliayy1]

disgusting..she's putting shit on a cake and making her friends eat it

[blugreen123]

she can't possibly be serious w/ that "decoration." Unbelievable.

[KingdomheartsII]

Look at her amazing creations.

[zoetherebel]

I'm offended and I'm not even Jewish. If I gave this to my Jewish friend's family, they'd arrest me for being insensitive.

[CuervoBlack06]

The gift of cake huh? Well I hope this bitch kept the receipt.

[novaguy1968]

Actually, Sandra, if you put wax paper on the plate before you put the cake on, you probably won't have to clean the plate with a paper towel.

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

this cake is a hate crime

[chthonictonic]

Pearls. Because nothing says Chanukkah like something that comes from a shellfish.

[sighedeffects]

@chthonictonic How do I give a thumbs up that says I laughed so hard i peed a little bit?

[gymnast768]

"isn't that cute?!"

no sandra. you're...kinda...sorta...well.­.a bit....no, a LOT...of a drunken, racist bitch who can't make a star of david for shit

[wingsofhope2]

That's not a very good star...

[loafaries]

You know, in the time it takes her to add shit to the frosting, she could've made real frosting from scratch.

[riqmoon]

I love how Kosher Jews can't even eat this cake.... -___-

[glencocougo44]

Marshmallows aren't kosher Sandy....

[xxClov3r]

@glencocougo44 Actually, Paskesz makes some really good Kosher marshmallows and they come in all shapes and colors. Marshmallow Fluff is also Kosher. Both are also Kosher for Passover as well! :)

[B21983]

@glencocougo44 Marshmallows can be kosher, there are kosher ones, it depends on whether the gelatin is from pig or not. That being said, I'm sure Sandra Lee in her all her Episcopalian glory, overlooked that when making this "cake" for her Jewish inferiors...i mean, 'friends'.

[cinemastereo]

and then we're just going to decorate this cakes with pearls and WIRE? Really, lady?

This woman is insane.

[arkanewolf]

That green one with the coconut looks almost edible- Where's THAT?

[soccerwannabee14]

Look more like Tiffany & Co cake.

[jeremy915111]

blue for.... Israel?

[robustweather]

yuk as fuck



[ashsnoww]

treif

[pnyc1969]

How is angel food cake "perfect for the holiday"?

[PersianOlive]

marshmallows in a cake? o.o she must have forgotten she had to do an episode that day so she just used whatever she had. what a horrid idea. they wont even go int the cake they will fall out when you cut it just like the pie filling.

[pinkhighway]

Blue cake frosting....yeah, I'm with ya.

[Angelface232]

So where's the almond extract for the frosting?? Hmm.. maybe she was so drunk to remember lol.... ahh this lady is too funny :)

[Futureperfectxx]

Why the fuck would you ruin an angel food cake with frosting.

[illusionmagician]

I actually tried to take her seriously until she whipped out the pearls, THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW.

[6TaraB]

There's this problem with any video pertaining to Sandra Lee. Do you Dislike because it sucks so bad, or do you Like because it's hilarious and the person who submits it is awesome? The one you choose shows whether you're an optimist or a pessimist.

[farmboyz330]

why you hate jews, sandra lee?

[TeeheeRuler]

Ah the comments on all of her videos are great. I don't know who's funnier, her fans or her haters.

[berry33bsb]

Who the hell gave this woman a cooking show?

[rizurisu]

this is not nearly as beautiful as that fucking kwanzaa cake

just look at it with the festive corn nuts

it's so culturally sensitive

[bmh4d0k3n]

Producers: This episode is coming up short.

Aunt Sandy: Oh hell, I'll just throw together another angel food cake with store-bought frosting and tacky decorations.

[RayRoark2011]

0:50-0:56 You know where I live in california ....Before I frost the rest of this I wanna put my marshmellows in the center, where I live in california.

[mrowlkat21]

For a second there I thought she was going to decorate the cake with the paper towels...

[mrowlkat21]

Haha...this is awful.

[miguelin97223]

Jesus Christ, that is one badass Hanukkah cake.

[Technodreamer]

I...am so very, very glad that there is no tradition of Hanukah cakes.

[grlblu73]

It's not just me, right? This is pretty f*cked up!

[peskime]

Her palate is simply amazing. LOL

[puresickmermaid]

I find this cake anti Semitic! 

[AlexKing666]

Sandra Lee reminds me of a "soccer mom" type who never truly learned how to cook real food, so she just kind of guesses; makes it up as she goes. But, when she serves it, everyone tells her it's delicious so as not to make her cry, then orders a pizza when she goes to bed.

[tinebean116]

hehehehehe

[peacelord]

Hey, it's blue. And everyone knows that if you put a star on something blue, it's automatically Jewish.

[PinoyRachelle]

She's not the one who came up those horrible cakes.

Denise Vivaldo did.

She's still an idiot though, well, they both are.

[GRRiTSELeNA]

wwwhhaaaatttt?!?!

[MOTS411]

Good grief woman, come on, I would be embarrassed serving that to my friends, heck even to strangers! Are you not in the LEAST ashamed throwing this crap together on tv and calling it "COOKING" or food for that matter???

Someone PLEASE slap this woman out of her druken stooper! Or figure out which Food network exec she is kissing butt to keep this show going. gah! seriously! Do people actually "cook/mix these ungodly concoctions of hers???

[MrSpkr]

@MOTS411 I don't think she could get this crap on TV if she was just "kissing" a food TV exec. I think full on mutual nudity and grinding must be involved.

[Jmgirl]

Does she even know what the Star of David looks like??

I can't even give her an A for effort cause this shit looks as nasty as the Kwanzaa Cake with half the effort.

[Boobalopbop]

@Jmgirl yeah at least for kwanzaa, she spooned out some canned pie filling and threw pumpkin seeds (pumpkin seeds?) all over it. this time I think she was at the dollar store and was craving marshmallows and said fuckit, thats going in the jew cake

[sumocat40]

@Boobalopbop You forgot corn nuts. The woman put f***ing cornnuts on a cake and jabbed giant candles into and basically said a big F you to Kwanza and those who celebrate.

[paintballcraka]

how the fuck did she get a cooking show?

[QueenSemiramis]

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[aaurantia]

As it's Sandra Lee I expect it to be grotesque and disgusting but when she spread icing over the raw marshmallows I actually gagged.

[DrDreamPop]

she couldn't google kosher? this is almost as dumb as religion itself

[JewishVegan]

digusting!

this woman is a pure opportunist.

i wonder if she will convert to catholcism now that she is dating andrew cuomo the way she converted to judaism when she married a jew?

[Angel1000287]

For a long time I thought she was trolling everyone O.O

[mmoyer727]

It's warm where she is "at Christmas."  Did she forget that she's doing a Hanukkah cake??

[cbriskin1000]

This cake is a hate crime. It would be no worse if she topped it with a marzipan swastika.

[benepagan]

She must be from South Carolina.

[spence900]

@benepagan With that accent? Nope, PNW/Wisconsin.

And I can assure you we don't want her.

[benepagan]

Good heavens! The angels are weeping!

[YourLittleAmpersand]

This is a joke... right?

[DiscoSmoke]

what does a warm climate have to do with this disgusting cake? at least she's good for a laugh

[hannahjoyhopes]

that's just disgusting. the cake doesn't look good, either.

[TottinghamHotpants]

This is not the cake of my tribe.

[Marchije]

For the origin of this terrible "recipe" google The Making of the Infamous Kwanzaa Cake, by Denise Vivaldo. Hillarious.

[mindya12]

ugly and gross. I don't get these videos! LOL Food network is nuts to have her on there. I've seen her other stuff and it's all gross.

[PacmanSaysWakka]

What?

[RocketGirl83]

Marshmallows in the center?!? Is she for real???

[spamala12345]

CRINGE

[buttercupbaby16]

This is a recipe?...she frosted a pre-made angel food cake...

[aunticrist]

Wow. Those marshmallows are definitely not kosher. In any sense of the word.

Wow.

[KEistrup]

Hahaha! This has got to be a joke. It's a joke, right? Please tell me it's a joke.

[MsSpiritualMelody]

Paskesz makes Kosher Marshmallows under the Hashgacha of Rabbi Gruber

[Rememborance]

@MsSpiritualMelody Yeah, but I bet you she isn't using Kosher Marshmallows...

[MsSpiritualMelody]

@Rememborance Yes the brand she is using is not kosher. However I was replying to caralawler that says Marshmallows are not kosher. Some marshmallows are kosher and some are not.

[prettypurplepenguin]

Why on Earth would you get a cake with a hole, then fill the hole? Oh, so you can put some tacky crap plastic pearl star on it. That makes perfect sense...

[rtask]

what a dumb cunt

[tehinCOREuptable]

1:02-1:14 = "Ahh yes, let's just conveniently hide and cover these non-Kosher bombs in the center of this cake. MUAHAHA"

[daniStarla]

Is this for real? How....what...no. It's not possible. Was that tongue in cheek?

[AlexDS69]

Jewish people did not spend 40 years in the desert and thousands of years in exile so that Sandra Lee could make this monstrosity.

[HilaryElizabeth9]

Where the frak is her producer? Sandra Lee probably never met a Jewish food in her life, so I'll give her a pass. But her producer? Her writers? Her fact-checkers? PLEASE! a) Marshmellow? NOT KOSHER. b) Jews don't want big heavy meals in California, Arizona, and Texas. Really? Good bye latkes! c) That decoration is not a Star of David. Get it right, bonehead! These are basic things! Holy jeez.

[brunette131313]

How many pearls do I put on the cake? I don't want my cake to be too pearly, that would just be tacky.

[shannonagain]

Those plastic pearls aren't the only inedible part of the cake.

[HeinrichPantsed]

Next Sandra shows us how to glaze the perfect ham for Ramadan (Also great for passover!)

[TeeheeRuler]

@HeinrichPantsed HAHAHAHAHA!

[samisyosam]

Sandra Lee, goddess of trashy drunken kitchen ineptitude.

[zavekm]

seriously how do you cut through this? ... how is this on foodnetwork 

[phalsebob]

Something you can make while drunk on rum and nog! And hopefully eat while drunk as well,

[Mozzie2012]

I honestly can't tell...Is this supposed to be funny?

[Brink0War]

What the hell kind of "Star of David" was that? Besides, us jews don't like vodka in our cakes.

[CYB3RFI5H]

OMFG what is this?!

[jackmerleton]

It took that idiot more time to make the ridiculous Star of David than she put in to the actual 'edible' part of the cake. Tub o' icing? Really? And no mention of the fact that you need to use kosher marshmallows...

I really, really hate Sandra Lee.

[chaigirl100]

Inedible does not only describe the pearls in this video. Does this dessert contain anything real?

[akprincess72]

KittyKat2210, trust me... plenty of us goys are face-palming too...

[byrdhorn]

this is my favorite cooking segment of all time.

[febreeze14]

I'm definitely going to be making this cake for my friends soon. They're all bulimics, so they'll LOVE it.

[Syldoran]

Dear Sandra Lee:

I'm pretty sure that putting frosting on angel's food cake is some sort of cardinal cooking sin or something.

Stop it. Right now.

I'm also relatively certain that looking at that angel cake/frosting/marshmallow monstrosity gave me diabetes, so you might want to look at that as well.

[dunringillgsd]

She cannot be serious. The "gift of cake" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[mcgorgomagan]

This is a joke, right? I mean, this is basically the Colbert Report of food shows.

Isn't it?

[chocorincess]

@mcgorgomagan you'd think so, but she's dead serious

[dantheman931]

@mcgorgomagan No, I do believe this dumb bitch just put non-kosher marshmallows in her Hanukkah dessert completely on purpose.

[linda1z]

This woman should have her spatula revoked!

[positiveopinions]

Y'know, if you're not going to take the time to actually bake a cake, you could have at least attempted to make an actual Jewish star out of icing or something rather than stick some ugly pieces of possibly star-shaped plastic into the top and call it good.

[AceofHadeon]

How out of touch is this woman with the real world? She mushes on some icing, jams in a bizarre-looking "star", and dumps marshmallows into a bunt cake, all the while thinking people will eat it. Also, it is not warm in December! I live in FL, and this AM it was 35. I have the heat on now. Besides, since when does temp influence our meal sizes? We have air conditioning for cripes sake!

[YamsRyu]

Sandra Lee, not only do you fail to cook, you are like S.Meyers with geography! Yes Texas can be hot but during the winter IT IS DAMN COLD WOMAN! And don't tell me different, I live here! I am in sweats right now and thankful it actually warmed up a bit so I can have my slippers off! Good god woman, don't you know anything!?

[TheEmptypot]

I'm sorry, but that is a horrendously ugly cake.

[sphinooccipital]

This cake is a crime against humanity.

[Batdouche]

This woman takes tacky and makes it a damn art form.

[cheflizi]

ahh, she never ceases to amuse me. what's the point of even making this if everything is store bought? why don't you just save yourself the trouble and buy a made one. she's just assembling the thing. I wonder who she slept with to get her own show?! she's truly an embarrassment.

[nostalgia75]

She's that guest at the party...you know, the one who always brings the ridiculous dessert and stands around watching to see if people eat it. Then she follows them around asking how they like it.

[bzzbzzbee]

*facepalm*

[theonlynikki1]

Dear god, I don't want to see what she'd make for Kwanza

[zankervitch]

@theonlynikki1 she did: it's the green cake at the beginning of the video!

[Marchije]

@theonlynikki1 Then you won't want to watch the following: /watch?v=we2iWTJqo98 It even has corn nuts sprinked on it!?!?!? ROTFL

[charitycrafter]

What a waste of perfectly good angel food cake. Why marshmallows? Is that the right shade of blue? Why would you put fake pearls on a cake?

[GuitarHero77100]

wait--fake pearls aren't edible?

[mrbubble2727]

Looks like a giant blue dinosaur turd and why did she put an old TV antenna on the top of a cake?

[Kezco123]

That is not very sweet, very cute or even a good joke.

[wicaco]

Sandra Lee loves Jews. She's always adding them to her cocktails.

[Belladonna392]

What's the point of the marshmallows?

[alphaswimmer55]

@Belladonna392 Just so she could frost the top smooth, and not have a hole in it. Of course it's a pretty crude solution, as cutting it is now a problem.

[thehand58]

all that cake needs is some bacon bits sprinkled on it

[SolsticeRG]

This is so hilarious. All she needs for the Hanukkah cake is a big fat ham next to it.

[agadhahab1]

I'm so glad Sandra Lee doesn't do any sort of muslim-holiday-themed foods. I can only imagine how Jews watching this felt seeing this abomination of a Hanukkah "cake". Of course I doubt Sandra would bother, considering she can't follow it up with a cocktail.

[CuervoBlack06]

@agadhahab1 Oh trust me, she would if she could. This woman has pretty much insulted every major country and race with her horrendous cooking. In fact, in one episode she did a hat trick of Mexican, Chinese, and Italian with, and I shit you not, BEERGARITAS for cocktail time. Yes, you read it correctly, Beergaritas. I pity the people of New York now that she'll be decorating the Governors Mansion.

[agadhahab1]

@CuervoBlack06 There's a drink called jellab that's made with dates and rosewater and served with pistachios and pine nuts in it. I can't wait to see the 60% vodka version she makes for ramadan cocktail time.

[MST3K1986]

The icing here looks like it could be used as window caulk.

[Sunoyi]

This dipshit seriously put a pork product into a Hanukkah cake. *headdesk*

[tontocorazon]

"all we have to do with this is ice it" Says the aryan lady who can't cook for shit.