How to KILL Yourself!!!

[HoneyDew22073]

thenk you now i know a good way to kill my self

[WoollyMammoth16]

just listen to rebecca black for 10 hours and you've done it!

[MRandMSnannerPANTS]

Now how will i kill myself. Maybe stick a bar of soap up my ass.

[mmtna]

suicide and clinical depression are not to be joked about

[applebee1998]

watching this actually does make me want to kill myself

[visuallylifted]

epic

[minecraftGoogio]

ok......... i know how just go to a justin bieber concert you will die quicker than the speed of light

[MandyInk]

Tie a rope around your neck, tie it to a tree, then put a brick on the gas pedal of your vehicle. Then let the decapitation commence!

Or! Steal a boat, sail into the middle of the ocean, and blow up the boat! KABOOM!

[Mitch434poj]

troll

[Ennishaha]

the best way to kill yourself is to move to North Korea and start a rebellion against the government

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[lilspazzyone]

Take a sock and fill it with tabacco. Put it in the oven and bake at 350 until it turns a crispy brown. Eat it all gone until you are sure death will come.Then squeeze yourself into a water drain on the side of the street and then wait for death.

[youngmoneymulisha3]

Faggot.Suicide is not a joke

[SKATEBAIT47]

Goodbye cruel world

[MisterILoveTF2]

I would do this to kill myself:

Step 1: Activate your computer and put it on your bed. Make sure you have a speaker or earbuds attached to it.

Step 2: Connect to Youtube and search Justin Bieber song

Step 3: Open it, listen to it, and relax. You will die in about 10 minutes!

[gingerds]

by fucking haha

don don dooon

[Blazeproductions12]

I hope.u die

[123fourwheeler]

you sack of shit nothing is funny about people killing them self u loser fuck u cunt!!! every time i her on the radio about someone killing them self i am going to blame u now fuck off!!!!!!

[6799675]

I have the best way to kill myself: go to a souce factory get into the machine that makes the souce make myself the sauce and send it to my famaliy to eat !

[rouncer81]

being evil is not funny

[354ROD]

So im going to go kill my self (not kidding)

[theskrillexer]

thank you

[ahmedmubasher]

you wanna know what jb ever to me?

he reped my ears

[jbHATER4561]

@Truth128 DAMN YOU SATAN IS A BITCH!

[DjTransilvania]

best way to kill yourself take some gasoline and burn the house inside with you efective mod

[11buzzes]

no one reads these anyways so I'm gay

[dheer730]

HE goted eated by the elivator he he

[psmaster1000]

hhahahhahhaha

[wolfcool100]

no no you got it all wrong bieber sluts wanna kill themselves...

[Truth128]

Give yourself up to Satan instead of killing yourself, He will make your life comfortable

[ThisAsianGuy11]

im really pissed and gonna kill myself



[fireashes250]

heres how to kill yourself, watch Justin beiber in 3D or go to his concert or, better yet, listen to his music!!!! saying J B is awesome will be an automatic k.o everybody would kill you!

[KOmaSHOOTER]

1:30 Funniest suicide ever :-))

[PhilthegreatOne]

Or look at Justin Beibers face

[PhilthegreatOne]

Rub gasoline on your butt and fart while lighting a lighter!

[vickyluvsya123456789]

I would probably suficate in Justin Biebers hair since its all over tha place if u know wut i meen:)

[vickyluvsya123456789]

WTF y r u in tha bathroom did u take a shit b4 u make this video

[Wanted19922009]

thumbs up if ur bored and just typed how to kill yourself

[BrunoskiXD]

insert the death pile in your ass

[dontfeedthefartbox]

Eat an entire family sized box of hotpockets in one sittin, start running until you have a heart attack. Once you have sed heart attack, wait for the paramedics, then shoot yourself in the face when they try to put you on the stretcher.

[PacoMxxN]

@dontfeedthefartbox why not just shoot they self in the first place?, are the hotpockets for fun?

[kungfuhusler]

i love how nobody even cares that the guy jumped off the balcony

[imatank234]

Guy in front row closest to the camera at 0:54 just kinda looks and then returns to what he was doing on his computer.

[JeffreyNAMcCall]

hang myself under water

[MrCrazyGrampa]

oh and thanks I was here for some reasurence that that elevator trick would work... thanks see you in hell

[MrCrazyGrampa]

jump off a building will shooting yourself and landing on a pile of chainsaws

[ImNicoleBee]

thanks for helping me out, gunna kill myself now, bye everyone..

[sillyimpling]

umm you forgot an improtant way to die, listen to jb

[letterzbra]

Your video sucks and it's not funny. Get a haircut, shave and wear something decent. Stop yelling like an immature uneducated infant and GO KILL YOURSELF!!!

[MrFackthepolice]

@letterzbra He wont Have a haircut and he wont get shaved you will go and kill yourself cuz you dunno what you're saying... this guy is just creative... :/

[dragonballraggers]

I want to die because my heart was ripped our by Jeff coward in rockypoint and I have a gun in my room so I gonna kill my ..............-----

[ironhide0998]

Dude u remind me of the god of madness on oblivion and skyrim. Lol

[MyNameIsNickKelly]

1) put a pressure pad on the end of a 7 ft stick 2) Put the 7 ft stick up your butt 3) eat chili and prunes 4) do a cannonball into a pool of cement

[SuperSlashrocker]

anal prolaps....:)

[XUberPwnerXXX]

Stand on a chair with a cheesewire noose around your neck. Then glue hands to head and pull funny face and jump off. Head is cut off and it looks like you pulled your own head off :L

[LoVeMe67o]

Splat

[LoVeMe67o]

Good bye world

[MultiMiniNinja]

@LoVeMe67o bye bye

[xBloodshot109x]

1) Go into the hood dressed as a ghost

2) Knock on the door of a crackhouse

3) When the door is open say,"Hey BOY"

4) Get trashtalked to death by the whole ghetto for being in the KKK(cause when was the last time the hood did something besides SAYING what they would do?) haha

[Thigkry]

Beat yourself to death with your favorite cuddly toy :)

[MegaSpecko]

Step 1 put Baby by Justin beiber on 2nd strip naked 3rd stick 2 blocks of c4 on your bollocks 4th write a note saying justin bieber did this 5th blow yourself up now this is original and if things go to plan justin beiber will get life inprisonment meaning no more songs

[URGLITCHFINDER]

sry about ur haircutt dude true

[red999125]

The penetrator

People who have Saints Row 3 will know what it is

[BEYBLADEMASTER296]

shove your head in the oven

[SelenaNdJbFan]

choke yourself to death using a childs floatation device. original and ironic.

[SinisterSolitudeVEVO]

listen to Justin Bieber lol

[15loripilkenton]

Dude yea i hate emo.  and i hate when people mix up emo with metalheads.. like there's a big difference between kill em all music and kill urself music!! LOL

[50cent14356]

how to kill yourself kissing justin beiber you would die instantly

[XxxXknockknockXxxX]

Listen to justin beiver

[URGLITCHFINDER]

I sub and thumb up if u unjunk ur self and you cut ur hair

[15loripilkenton]

@URGLITCHFINDER Nothing is fucking wrong with his hair cunt. Don't tell people what to do..

[lilpcbaby21]

im killing myself

[TheDethdeth]

if i get 1 like zakk mitchell will kill himself

[11131518]

I thought about but im waiting for a real reason

[Nathantheduck]

do u know what im gonna use those ideas ....im sick of my life im probably gonna Ty my self in a rope ty a brick to the bottom and jump in the deep end of my pool....im only 12 and i couldnt think of any ways to kill myself so im just gonna do that^ well thanks and seya im gonna go do it know :( fml (fuck my life)

[MrJoey4823]

@Nathantheduck do it.. it would b funny

[SelenaNdJbFan]

@Nathantheduck kid u twisted sick. ur 12! life cant be that bad.

[MikeMattAngPokePro]

this isnt funny people actually want to kill thm selfs becuase they are deppresed go fuck yourself douchbag

[Yoshibear1998]

Ok, I knew this was for comical purposes but what if someone came here to seriously learn a way to kill themselves, their not emo and they are serious about being suicidal. U know being depressed suicidal of a SH'r is not emo!! Emo stands for emotional which is a type of music and then someone turned it into a stereotype.

[minecraftGoogio]

@Yoshibear1998 i know right

[Zcookiemonster123]

@Yoshibear1998 i came to find ways i find this hurtful even more(not you the video)

[jackjerks23]

@Yoshibear1998 i came here because i really wanna die

[Rainbowcolorssful]

@Yoshibear1998 I did come here to kill myself....

[1313BeyondBirthday13]

Read Twilight while listening to Justin Beiber.

[eleosssssre]

@1313BeyondBirthday13 you just assured me that i am gonna have nightmares about justin bieber singing the all the twilight books. WORD PER WORD!

[kooldog0814]

shuve a justin beiber bomb up your ass cause them girls want him in them

[markhodgson600]

i killed my self laughing

[markhodgson600]

haha a timer conected to a hair dryer droped in bath tube and then take sleeping pills

[Kingmorgasm]

i killed myself

[MegaLewman]

erm im emo twat

[Craig496]

This guy's words of hate make my nipples tingle.

[nattoninjaful]

how many people have killed them selves listening to your vid

[myr576]

listen to justin bieber music for 2 days straight, THAT WILL DO THE JOB!

[ModernWarfareXP3]

A big knife up the ass

[Misael0950]

To stike a fake dick in ur maude a shoke on it

[Andiatus]

LOL

That video, with the guy falling of the ballcony was filmed in Romania!

How the fuck did he get this video?

[ourworld92]

thnx u for telling wat i should do im gonna kill myself

[817cookiemonster]

How about you play Black Ops till some lagger gets you mad then decide to kill youself by jumping out the window.

[CandyBeachGlass]

I wanna die in a mosh pit, cuz thts fucking awesome... ^_^

LOL BACKFLIP INTO A WALL OF DEATH!!!! :D

[VOIDRAMPAGER]

why did u film in the bathroom

[havefungirl100]

Somebody can get killed by a guy with a sniper doing this jump in the air 360 no scope headshot through a wall then bam

[pantalonesycamisas]

I actually taped my back... I'm lonely :(

[ShinyFox999]

@pantalonesycamisas i'm also lonly... ='(

[yasibere]

you should do that i want your ugly ass to die bitch !!!!!!!!

[MerryLWhitney]

Um I now how to kill myself there are a few options but I only want this one and it's kinda hard to get my hands on this thing that will kill me.

[EnglishGT]

WTF

[bradador1]

there is a different way go to a justin bieber concert

[jawsome74]

i got one SET YOURSELF ON FIRE

[TheMostDefinately]

lol I've thought of suicide a lot and I laughed my ass off xD.

[dlf619]

lol "fuck you justin bieber"

[modernops101]

Drink bleach but naked

[12killerclown]

ok make a dildo bomb and shove it up your ass thats how u need 2 kill your selk

[AntonioPAINT007]

AHAHAHAHAAHAH this is soo funny i like it :D i was bored too !! xD

[pusibu]

i was bored

[398lori]

playing cod

[xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum]

How to not want yourself to kill yourself anymore:

WATCH MY VIDEOS!

[soap770]

@xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum go kill yourself

[xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum]

@soap770 I'm sorry what? I can live my life thank you very much.

[soap770]

@xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum thanks to you

[bones62197]

find some death spikes and jump off a bridge onto them

[cooltyler44567]

so u want people to kill them selvls nice ur goin to hell

[borderlands8]

it is funny you bastard

[afghan4life2011]

Ur an asshole and u dont realize tht young kids can create youtube accts and claim to be over 18 and youtube does not ask for proof. There r millions of people that commit suicide and its not funny to make jokes on such a intense topic.

[eiffelTowerMan]

@afghan4life2011 yeah right , people under 18 don't watch this shit , they play Mw3

[VongolaAQW223]

I'll do that when I found out Justin bieber was my father

[jrodrful]

hmm, play 5 MINUTES to KILL yourself on adult swim GAMES, If you really kill yourself your a DUMBASS!!!/ YOU could however, OVERDOSE on some random pills u found in a store, digg a whole in the ground, GET IN IT, and wait to DIE! <3

[jrodrful]

@jrodrful hell I dk I took a ' wing ' at it 0.0

[kookiemonsterlove]

Most creative way huh? Listen to Justin Bieber for an hour and that would end it ^.^

[jenny21127]

@kookiemonsterlove i think 1 second would do the trick

[OGRelaxedd]

Is this supost to be funny? I want to fucking end my life! And ur joking Around, but the spell. Check on my iPod is possing me off more so it's kinda evening out

[Craig496]

Too bad the authorities on who should live and die (George Carlin and Bill Hicks) are dead. I used to know where I stood.

[damnthepain]

jump off a building into a frozen lake thats what im gonna do dont copy.

[MrGondol90]

l2spell, electricuted*

[undeadpresident]

the only reason i dont kill myself is because i'd be afraid to be reincarnated back into a universe with people as stupid as you in it

[RavenStarrr]

ram urself into a tv and get alectricuted or before jumping off a bulding say i smoke weed

[res8898]

do a reverse swan dive backflip misty 720 off of a watertower onto concrete slabs

[TheGyroid]

@res8898

what happened to the needles in your coat pocket

[xx9933yyzz]

THANK YOU... I was woundering if I was the only one who thought suicides should kill themseleves creatively...

[lecyber454]

LOL, your letter said: "Fuck you Justin Beiber

[mooiedromen]

i know i have to kill my self but im a pussy about it

[burkeske]

I'm going to get in a water proof box have people throw me in to a ocean and put gasoline o me and burn my self alive while I'm going to the bottom of the sea

[iemscoolas]

im gonna send this link to justin biebers channel :L

[THEFLYINGREDNECK]

im gonna kill myself right now.

CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS!

there. i got 5 seco

[Hmphisback]

@THEFLYINGREDNECK CHUCK NORRIS SUCKS! Ayeeee, I'm still alive, what a surprise.

[Jussinhussi]

how about if u shoot my balls and i bleed out

[TTGC00Kie]

wtf was it you that told my little bro to go kill him self if it was you are getting charged

[res8898]

@TTGC00Kie lol

[AbigaleRice]

HAHA XD!!!

[bkeys15]

does this ponytailed queer think he's cool

[emelton07]

Would you even care if someone literally killed themselves because of this video? You seem like a big enough piece of shit not to.

[MrLdbz]

That's hilarious

[nuggetking1012]

Listen to Justin Beaver music....Painful? Yes. Deadly? Yes. Well, that's what you look for when it comes to suicide. Have a nice day.

[MrFaradinho]

@nuggetking1012 Have a deadly day

[pippiblue18]

thanks alot because you made this my cousint died

[CheezBurger198]

"Make sure to kill yourself SUSSESSFULLY!"... (Just repeating what it sounded like, I didn't misspell it)

[NachoSushii]

Your a serious dickhead. Suicide is nothing to joke about.

[nizimi123]

Thumbs up if u Actually feel very Sad and Depressed now..

[kissdomcso1]

@nizimi123 mom doesnt buy me an electric guiter. i want die

[Thepro98]

@nizimi123 if you arent emo it's okay.

[DrShaym]

Headbutt the sidewalk.

[chrisrulz12]

stab yourself while hanging by a rope while jerking off

[elisec790]

i just wish justin bieber killed himself

[jeremycraneskates]

Dude your not insane, your a raging faggot

[HDhomemadevideos]

1,064 people love Justin Beaber

[DNTimagination]

this guy shud kill himself

[inoviamaster]

thanks this really helped!

[MPQZbvncx]

Im going to kill my self! i wish i was dead now!

[MPQZbvncx]

I believe in dying with no pain! Theres only to ways i can kill my self blood pressure pills or a hand gun.fuck im not 21 yet cant bye a gun. dont know any one with blood pressure pills!

[MPQZbvncx]

@Starshine2240 Lol omg i couldnt stop laughing at ur comment about ur friend dying! Yeah when i first saw this video it encouraged me to kill my self even more. wut did she do to kill herself?

[MPQZbvncx]

@hlb285 ....no! pills do work to kill ur self! u got to use blood pressure pills that will stop ur heart! and it kills u! but u have to swallow at least 5 to 10 blood pressure pills.

[steelekilla101]

222,222 viewer. woah