Central Masturbation University, we're all going to hell!

[legendari8031]

What can we learn from this video people? Idiots like this guy crave attention by provoking and preaching radical moronic hate. Answer: Nobody should give him or anyone like him the time of day. Religion is a dud, its time to evolve out of superstitious nonsense. This may sound hypocritical seeing as I just watched this entire video but i was really watching the blonde in the red top who was FIT!!

[TheRazorKids]

I would've beaten him with that fucking bible!

[thorpsy100]

Hahahaha the fat bitch in the #22 shirt would defend fapping.

[thorpsy100]

Jeez I wonder how these guys study

[ThE420DbOY]

hahahaha because your FAT!! OOHHHHHHHHHHH told that fat cow whatsup

[job2k6]

Using religion to spread hate? This is a fresh and new idea!

[proximoto]

people need to just crowd in around him so he cant move and all start talking loudly at once, would shut his ass up fast

[adamlee13412]

Fucking college ass holes gluttony is a sin pretty much anything but praying is a sin according to Christianity

[mets698610]

WHAT HE SAY ABOUT PAC!!!!!

[LukeHolder1]

fucking americans man

[mockdestiny]

man this guy is a real prick

[mockdestiny]

he said she going to hell for being over weight and a democrat hahahahahha

[DukeMcManhands]

Wow. When challenged on a claim, he provided clear support and the fat chick just whined and yelled, while the onlookers sang a shitty song. I gotta say I was rooting for the preacher here.

[dra6osh]

That cocksucker hates 2Pac. He says 2Pac is in hell. Fucking cocksucker.

[pretearking]

@dra6osh Ooo! WOW!! Really? He said that about 2Pac? Annnnndddd???

[eytanos]

@dra6osh carebear

[dotch8774]

Yeah he's fucking annoying, but that fat bitch behind him is just as bad.

[FREEALIST]

another example of stupid people getting worked up over something that doesnt even exist. its pathetic.

[geiger1989]

@FREEALIST yep

[Fraga1ma]

You do realize if he isn't given this attention, he won't be able to feed off of the hate and spite given back to him.

[geiger1989]

@Fraga1ma true. the man is enthusiastic tho and thats what grabs attention. despite it being clearly unwanted. its easier said than done.

[imnlightment]

This is ridiculous God is a God of love if you want people to see Christ you must show them love, not tell them there going to hell. Did Jesus ever speak like this to anyone he came in contact wit. I remember when he came to Marry Magdeline and he told those who wanted to kill her "He who is without sin cast the first stone.........................­..................LOVE IS THE ANSWER

[TheRneff2]

ahh that answers my question... fat people do go to hell!

[blackstarlion]

"Rational arguments doesnt usually work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people" - Gregory House, MD.

[JesseClark2424]

God loves everybody!

[justen998]

i would hate to be his kids for real

[fhab525]

i believe in god, and attend church when i can .. but i cant stand christians, i dont even like labeling myself that, those fuckers spend all day telling people they will burn in hell if they dont agree with their stories and opinions. shit makes me sick..even i question some of the things in the bible , and when i say that i get told im headed for eternal damnation lol

[JhonKellogg]

Fuck nigger music and niggers jesus loves whites not niggers

[JhonKellogg]

@dyingfuckingfetus253 I agree but not how not how you put it all niggers are going to hell shit colored inferiors.White power nigger.

[a7xSTEVENbfmv]

Lol at 5:09 :)

[charlesfloyb]

So does this guy believe that all humans came from Adam & Eve?

[geiger1989]

@charlesfloyb he never came out and said that particularly but i would imagine so....dont most christian religious nuts believe that fairytale bs?

[hedleypanama]

@charlesfloyb because according to evolutionary theory Adam and Eve did exist, but obviously not as they are depicted in the HBSB (holy bullsh17 book)

[patchanman]

@charlesfloyb doesn't matter he's christian and crazy. You can't reason with someone when they use a book and their own ideologies as excuses to act irrationally.

[charlesfloyb]

@patchanman  Yea, I can't disagree.

[charlesfloyb]

Well, I wonder if the preacher felt he accomplished his goal. Is he sure that the bible allows black people in the kingdom of god?

[Paintfiend123]

the unfortunate thing is though he is proably right, the bible says barely anyone will reach heaven, but he doesnt have the right to go around saying who will and wont , he cant judge.

[KingAnime159]

dear god, give this man the worse, slowest, most painful disease you have.

[ducevenom]

Why do you give him attention that's why he does it because he knows how to make people respond to him. Just let the ignorant be ignorant. He feeds off the attention. You are not suppose to argue with a fool because it makes you a fool.

[tjohn1986]

ask him if adam and eve were white where did he come from?

[xGimpyx]

This guy is a fucking idiot. He doesn't even let people explain themselves. He just brushes them off like flies. I'm sure that that will make him seem more credible.

[Torriwashere]

@geiger1989 Haha it would be funny if everyone started dancing around the preacher and piss him off a lot =P

[Torriwashere]

@geiger1989 Oh I see, did they at least calm down with the "You're going to hell" non-sense? Or even preach about something that would actually get people attention instead of insulting everyone??

[geiger1989]

@Torriwashere no, its the same every year. they insult gays, obese people, girls with halter tops or showing cleavage. pretty much anyone and everyone. according to them they are the only people going to heaven haha. you just have to blow it off as nonsense.

[hedleypanama]

@geiger1989 Anytime a stupid pastor say something to you just say: "please read Ezekiel 23 aloud!"

[holy2065]

@Torriwashere I'm a christian much unlike this misinformed dumb ass christian. If he knew better, he would teach better. He needs to read Matthew 7. And Romans 7:24-25

[holy2065]

@Torriwashere Ask that hypocrite or any other hypocrite (that preach that counterfeit doctrine) when was the last time they sinned, and observe how they either studder, avoid the question, quote a bible verse (trying to convince you to believe they don't sin because they qoute a bible verse) change the subject, or say I dont remember. The devil is a lie. I'm justified by grace through faith; not by works. I'm a sinner saved by grace.

[Torriwashere]

I know this video was from 2008, but do preachers still preach there?? o_0 and he keeps saying "the bible says this, the bible says that" But what does God say?? :|

[geiger1989]

@Torriwashere they come every year. and no one can preach what God says because the Bible has no direct quotations from God. Only interpretations and sayings from Jesus.

[Torriwashere]

@geiger1989 Oh I see, did they at least calm down with the "You're going to hell" non-sense? Or even preach about something that would actually get people attention instead of insulting everyone??

[Torriwashere]

I know this video was from 2008, but do preachers still preach there?? o_0 and he keeps saying "the bible says this, the bible says that" But what does God say?? :|

[ShadowTheJuggalo1]

Why did no one hit him?

[mistersupermannohere]

@ShadowTheJuggalo1 Because that'll be assault and battery. Besides, what does that prove anyways?

[ShadowTheJuggalo1]

@mistersupermannohere It doesn't have to " Prove " anything. It is giving the self righteous asshole what he deserves.

[mistersupermannohere]

@ShadowTheJuggalo1 I agree with him being an asshole, i'm not defending him or anything, but i don't think it's worth guaranteed 30 days of jail time...

[ShadowTheJuggalo1]

@mistersupermannohere Oh ok. Well to me, 30 days in jail would be well worth it.

[mistersupermannohere]

@ShadowTheJuggalo1 lol gotcha.

[ThatWhichFeedsOnYou]

That asshole messed with rock and roll. I'd like to see Aerosmith kick his lying balls.

[j4unumber1]

I want to say something else to this supposed clergyman:

This is a college campus. Ok? People in college tend to not take people like you seriously, save those who sleep in class, don't attend class, or has too little time on their hands to research what you are talking about.Again, I do not understand why you wasting time in your finite life talking about Christianity and the Holy Bible when most people (including some Christians) are truly unfamiliar with both anyhow?

[j4unumber1]

Why are you doing this? Why would you want to join a religion that was the justification for slavery in the USA? I am just curious, as a black person in the USA, why you would join a religion that has such a dark history in relation to your demographic? Besides, who are you to say what God will do to a person after he passes away? It seems that would be God's decision. You know?

[urtv1]

he's taking the piss.

[ripentheconclave]

i'd prefer hell to listening to #22

[JoshHarting]

Kick his ass

[DarthTechGeek]

As far as religion goes, I personally feel as though I can not prove or disprove the existence of a god. However, I cannot bring myself to just "faithfully" believe in a book filed with "accounts" and no proof.

Blind faith scares me actually. It has driven many people to do great evils... such as terrorist suicide bombings, the crusades, concentration camps, yelling at others on the sidewalk, etc.

This is just how I feel, and I do not think any less of religious people. To each their own :D

[geiger1989]

very true

[ducevenom]

@DarthTechGeek Actually you come to peace with your creator through mind, body, and spirit. Now you can ask any real Muslim or Christian and they will tell you that their faith does not drive you to do evil against ANYBODY. It's just the extremist, radicals, and other ignorant people which do the evil and say it’s in the name of their religion.

[DarthTechGeek]

As far as I'm concerned, everyone is entitled to their own beliefs. Diversity is what makes the world go round. But to go out and attempt to yell and put down others is just plain wrong to me. By attacking others and attempting to put others down, I believe he is no better than someone like hitler, racists, neo nazi's, sexists, etc.

[ElectricFlow]

feeling a certain way would imply that i think a certain way about something. i don't think it. i know it.

[geiger1989]

oh? well i would hope you'd want to spread the word then to thousands upon millions of people that believe otherwise. can you prove God doesn't exist?

[ElectricFlow]

yes i can. do me a favor. go grab three pennies. take one of them...hold it out. drop it. what happens? it falls. do the same with the second one. what happens? that one falls as well. now are you telling me that if before you dropped the third one you prayed for an hour. and had every single christian in the whole world pray as hard as they could for as long as you wanted, and prayed that the penny would not fall. You're telling me that it wouldn't fall?

and prove to me that he does.

[ElectricFlow]

you can't. besides. all the facts about jesus being born on the 25th of december and the three wise men leaving to see him on the 24th by following the star of the east...all of that is astrological. the three wise men being the three brightest stars of orions belt. on december 24th the line up with the star of the east. and on december 25th the line up and point to the spot on the earth where the sun comes up....the sun (son of god/jesus)....is comes up (is born/rises)

[ElectricFlow]

there is so much factual evidence that proves this. if you want more i can give it to you.

[geiger1989]

lol God doesnt answer prayers like that nor would he waste his time satisfying the tests of non-believers. it actually is a fact that Jesus was not born on the 25th of december it was changed because of reasons i dont remember. and i am aware of the similarities between celebrating Christmas and the pagan symbols that Christians have incorporated with the holiday. but with what i said before you still cannot prove his non-existence. i would consider myself a very liberal Christian.

[geiger1989]

i do not attend church because i believe it has become or has been, some could argue, corrupt the entire time of its existence. i believe the earth and its inhabitants are too diverse and too complex to have been put her by just luck. i believe in intelligent design and that there is no way that by pure evolutionary luck humans have been given this much power over the earth and its creatures. whether its God or Allah or w/e there is a higher being that was a catalyst for the creation of life

[geiger1989]

and the universe.

[ElectricFlow]

good argument. so are you telling me that you think there is an invisible man. living among the skies. and he watches everything. everyone. every minute of every day. and he has a list of 10 things he does not want you to do. and if you do any of these 10 things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever until the end of time!

[ElectricFlow]

but he LOVES YOU!! haha sorry...but i believe that is some bullshit haha. and on a side note...however i may produce some minor evidence that may not actually prove his existence, can you actually prove that he DOES exist? you wouldn't you think that if he actually existed, then he would make himself a little bit more obvious so that people, such as i, would believe that he exists?

[geiger1989]

haha He is not a man, his omnipotence is unmeasured and no one is able to comprehend. but in regards to the 10 commandments i dont believe they are a set of strict rules that you HAVE to follow in order to get into heaven (even tho it says that haha) its a touchy subject because a lot of Christian faith is based on forgiveness and that God is a forgiving and merciful God. but then you would ask "why make rules if they dont really have to be followed?"

[geiger1989]

which is a good point...i mean i cant argue on God's behalf for everything because it would seem to us mere humans that the Bible is full of hypocrisy, which in same cases it is. i remind you that the Bible was not written by God it was written by man, inspired by God. and to your question about proving existence i am in the same boat as you, i cant prove that there actually is an ominent being but thats where my faith comes in.

[geiger1989]

i question my faith sometimes more than some atheists or agnostics believe it or not. the idea that if a man who lives a virtuous life, free of what we can "sin" and dies, goes to a supposed hell where he is doomed for eternity because he never heard the word of God or accepted Jesus Christ as his savior raises an eyebrow for me. thats why i believe my God to be a more understanding and merciful one than most Christians. too many people focus on the rules and not living life the way it was meant

[ElectricFlow]

good points. i don't really believen in all all powerful being in general. i am extremely into science and that is what my belief is in. i mean everyone can believe what the want. whether or not you can prove it is another thing. and your right. that is where faith comes in. i don't believe in hell or heaven...i just believe that you should do the right thing because that is what you should do. because it is morally right. not because you want to go to heaven.

[ElectricFlow]

i believe that some christians are selfish in this respect. because you hear people say that "if you don't ask god for forgiveness then you will go to hell." which leads me to believe that they ask for forgiveness because they want to go to heaven and because they truly believe that they did wrong.

but i guess to each their own, right?

well it was nice to have this debate/discussion with you.

[geiger1989]

yes sir, any time.

[ElectricFlow]

actually none of what he is saying is true. god doesn't exist...and neither does hell or heaven.

[geiger1989]

im sorry you feel that way.

[ThePopCulturePastor]

Sometimes the truth hurts - but i think there must be a better way to tell it and not turn people off. The truth is great and should be presented in a way that draws people to it - not repells them.

[geiger1989]

how can you say sometimes the truth hurts? what part of anything that he is saying is true? besides the fact that you need to repent and be free of sin to enter heaven. everything else is his own interpretation passing judgment on people in a hypocritical way.

[ThePopCulturePastor]

The truth that the bible says most are going to hell on the wide path and the road to life is narrow and few find it. Nobody likes to hear that one - sometimes the truth hurts - but no one will listen if presented in this way - that's all i meant.

[pangetska]

sometihng is rong w/ dis people!!!

[coolvideo28]

The Truth

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God

John 3:16-18

[1nvaderGIR]

Apparently, these guys make money by getting people angry enough to physically attack them and then they sue. They're really good at it, too.

I'm not surprised; I would've liked to sock him in the head myself, or even just emitted the high pitched scream of death!

[aserventofgod]

As a man part of the christian community, i would like to apologize, we are only suppose to spread the GOOD news. We have NOOOO and i mean absolutely no right to say who goes to heaven or hell. Again I would like to apologize, may the lord be with you all.

[lemond234]

Pac is not in hell, he's still alive.

[pooten0]

Damn straight up she's overweight way to tell her off nigga priest i love you man

[Ilikenuman]

im pretty sure you said immigrants are going to hell at 0:29

[qn5r]

I like the insult. lol "It is because your fat" Let me show you right now.

Honestly people like this are actually a right laugh!

[CanadiaNecro1]

Hell is gonna be an eternal cocktail party. All the sinners get to partake of all the earthly delights and fornicate for eternity. They will be rewarded in hell with all the hedonistic pleasures they sought in life. It's gonna rock!

Christians...you probably wouldnt like it anyway.

[geiger1989]

im sorry you believe thats how it is and that you you think its going to be enjoyable...all i can do is pray for you.

[CanadiaNecro1]

Well I don't actually believe that. I don't believe that hell is an actual place that our conciousness goes when we die. In fact I find it doubtfull that there is an afterlife of any kind. But thanks!

[duecetrygstad2]

lol i remember this day clearly..i seriously thought someone was going to go ape shit and kill this dude, seems like every nice day we get on campus these people crawl out of the woodwork like termites...that being said...it is quite entertaining

[pollopicante]

You're a hypocrite you're over weight.. 0:57 hahahaha.. he embarrassed the hell out of her.. and the answer to her question.. what weight she needs to be at is.. at normal weight for her height.. but i don't think there is a scale to get into heaven..

[geiger1989]

i actually don't think it phased her. it's not like she doesn't know she's overweight. the argument wasn't about what wait she's supposed to be at, it was about what this pastor believes is God's word. she had been burning him all day and that was his sorry attempt at a distraction to get her to leave him alone, which didn't work.

[AthiestBonBon]

Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands."- Sean O'Casey

The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

[solesurvivor11111]

I've realized one thing about Jesus Christ. Much like children being seperated form their parents at birth. We are born seperated from Jesus. We may not want to accept our long lost parents when we come to being reunited with them. But our belief that they arent our parents comes from not wanting to.

When one accepts and quits his inner rejection we fall in love with our father which is in heaven.

I just discovered my father Jesus. I was an athiest for 25 years. I repent and I am saved.

[jordancer08]

i was there!! yeah go Central Masturbators!!! our new mascot!!

[nfaber08]

you lyin fucker.... me and thad were the ones that were there!!! lol

[epennin330]

Proverbs 13:4

"The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat."

[epennin330]

Ronald McDonald is her God. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY BIG MAC!

[Tsaxman59]

He isn't a pastor..he is just a nut job who 'preaches his word'...I want to see someone hit him...he he he

[ethdork]

we have one of those guys at our school today

hahah everyone always yell back and stuff

hahah

[goffy9411]

holy shit what kind of paster says shit like that

[geiger1989]

one that doesnt know who or what he's talking about. :/

[JoeyDeBird]

That guy has lots of guts. Whether you are Christian or not, you've got to admire that.

[geiger1989]

his speaking ability in the face of opposition is completely admirable, but the way he went about it was totally disrespectful and insulting.

[JoeyDeBird]

yeah, no kidding. Like with "You're overweight!"

[preachersaredumb]

Now what did I say about preachers again??

[Kinkysourkrout]

Where are all the videos? I know I'm in a few

[geiger1989]

i have more on facebook. but if you would like me to post all the ones on here that i have, let me know.

[Drstrangelove17]

Wow. he called her a fat girl.

That's low.

[th3w01fv2]

This man is part of a group that practices "Confrontational evangelism" which is an "in-your-face" style of preaching, designed to cause a ruckus. This group tours the country, more especially campuses to spew their venom.

The best thing one can do, is to speak to your campus security and declare them "undesirables"

[ryworld61]

Same guy must be making his Michigan tour

Came to Saginaw Valley State U earlier this year

[AgainsaidBen]

I have never seen one this bad. Just sent the link to Heitor. I wonder what he really wants? What would please him? What is he hoping to gain with this? If I sat down and agreed with him on every single issue, told him I was a changed man, would I still be going to hell?

[geiger1989]

In his eyes, I believe so. He seemed to think he knew everyone on campus. His argument had no basis. He preached against hate, predjucice, and racism. When assuming that all college students are going to hell, that's predjudice in itself.

[Comps102285]

I'm in this one so much. Thanks dude!

[geiger1989]

haha np

[DanceHavoc]

Plus? I so saw him on a cell phone. I wanted to go up to him and say. "Cell phones? Way to worship dude. You're going to hell, biotch."

[DanceHavoc]

Damn Gretchen. Were I there I would have decked him so hard.

[jerusha82]

hehehe I'm in this video at 4:28 on, man i wonder where all the other videos are