Bible Lies

[ghostroboy]

frm i was 6 i wished 4 a psp even now i dont see me getting it

[Lugia714]

WTF i prayed for a 3Ds it didnt come true

[McGANGSTAWALRUS]

Im using my iPod to watch this and, yeah it's kinda stupid... No battery life...

[Ozitiho]

OMG! WHERE DID THIS BIG SLOPPY PILE OF ICE CREAM COME FROM?!

[LivingForTheLord1994]

My Prayers go out to you Sir, What you are doing is the work of the Anti-Christ. I Pray that you get a revelation of scripture, that you find a sparkle of truth in your heart that you may know the father, one day be baptized in the name of Jesus, and receive the Gift of the Holy Ghost. I pray that when the day of judgement comes i will be able to see your face in the kingdom of heaven, And i pray that whoever listens to your false teachings do the same. In the name of Jesus.

[sausake15]

@LivingForTheLord1994 Don't pray and waste your time us your two hands for better use such as Charity work.

[LivingForTheLord1994]

@sausake15 God's work is the best form of charity

[sausake15]

@LivingForTheLord1994 Prayer Never and I mean never works.

[LivingForTheLord1994]

@sausake15 Oh yes Prayer dose. Prayer worked for me dozens of times. Healed me of migranes, Healed my nephew, I don't know where i'd be without prayer to God.

[sausake15]

@LivingForTheLord1994 No doctors and medicine healed you and your nephew not god.

[LivingForTheLord1994]

@sausake15 See it's funny cause, i never took an medicine for my migraines, and my nephew was healed of a Deformed eye that could have caused blindness, But strangely he was healed Before he went to the doctors.

[sausake15]

@LivingForTheLord1994 Well if he there is a god then he is a asshole because I use to pray to heal my father of his back pains because it was hell it never happened.Migraines can come and go I use to get them an d the eye could have been temporary or something that needed time to straighten out it happens my brother had deformed fingers until his body fixed them.

[LivingForTheLord1994]

@sausake15 Well i'm sorry for your father. But why did you give up? Pray Until Something Happens. Even Jesus Prayed more than once to cure a blind man.

[sausake15]

@LivingForTheLord1994 I gave up because I found out god is full of shit.

[langoegirl]

i don't beileve in god so this is so funny

[Stacy9286]

Hey I like Strawberry Not Vanilla!!!!

[PrinceWalter]

I'm trying to go thru all the non-sequiturs to find the text he is basing this on.

Where does the Bible say that "everybody" will receive a "yes answer" to anything that they could want?

There is a statement to the Apostles, but not everybody is an apostle.

[TheGrrrlRocker]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ICE CREAM!!

[puppydogs22]

but all my prayers dont come true :-[ but this is soo funny

[StrangelyNamed]

ive gotten them all wrong D: well im not religious so...

[Jebu911]

Were are my bananas!

[TuckingFypoXP]

thots not fair i was eating icecream ;o xD

[slayerANTIslay]

omg my dad just came back from the store with icecream O_O

[IWasBornStupid]

My bible said nothing about gay hate.....Or hating atheists.......Read an Evangelist bible. :/

[IWasBornStupid]

Onision....Really? Read the description, TRY READING THE EVANGELIST BIBLE.

[IWasBornStupid]

O____O A HUGE ICE CREAM BALL FELL ON MY HEAD!!!

[lilvenus2009]

where is my ice cream:/

[PAINratio]

Jes ,thy always do " dear god pleas make my parents stop abusing me at home or the teachers complaining about my spelling " (despite dyslexia )

This was in almost every one of my prayers ,and then I stopped prying and used that energy for more logical things ...

[sugarcrash1000]

Lol i actually closed my eyes thats how cool i am... XP

[sugarcrash1000]

OMG a big pile of ice cream just appeared on my laptop!

[chingching96]

this is kinda hard when your a athiest like me

[CrazehGamer]

closed my eyes when he told me to, hahah.

[feverfan420420]

my dad asked me if i wanted ice cream as soon as i played this vid. how weird

[nicolegirlish]

MUAHAHAHHA i didnt close my eyes :)

[xboxliveShadow144450]

i didnt close my eyes you picked up the paper

[pnkrk1039]

HOLY SHIT ICE CREAM WTF IS THIS

[TheCharl3s7]

Aw you got ice cream all over my keyboard! :(

[DrMacnCheese]

@TheCharl3s7 That's cum. :)

[carrieholmes11]

WOW paper :)

[TammyTheDevil03]

It's rather ironic because when I used to be a strong believer many years ago, I would lie in my bed, crying hysterically, begging god to help me. And when nothing happened... well, that's when my distance of faith started. As I grew older, I came to the realization that I was indeed Agnostic. This very thing that was falsely promissed to me shattered my belief.

[loveisdeadandgone]

man stupid ice cream ):<

[pink88990]

nothing happened when he prayed

[XxsmigglyxX]

thumbs up if u closed ur eyes

[celinuchis90]

He looks like Shane Dawson from far away.

[PjSwirl]

i appreciate the ice cream and bananas, but why no cherries or chocolate!?!?!?!? D':

[DrPeper271]

I'M SORRY! 'crys'

[JustAwesomex]

I closed my eyes and that totally made it funny ;3

[queenofthemall3214]

mine never come true, i prayed and prayed 4 my dad to get well and what happend, he died!

[MANUELAMECHELLE]

WHATS REALY MESSED UP DROP ICECREAM ON MY TABLE LOL

[DemonicXXXChild]

i closed my eyes.

PURE MAGIC!

[IbeJenna]

Dear god... Please help me find a unicorn. Love-Jenna.

[heyitsalisonn]

I actually looked up to my ceiling to see if ice-cream would fall! LOL!!!

[cookie1998ap]

I believe against the bible ^^

[MrLLiscool]

Well In the Bible Its Says That All Prayers Arent Answered Im Mean If you Pray for A Donkey to ass Fuck you while your sleeping i mean Cmon Man.

[AmbersMustache]

pretty sure i've got everything wrong

[825kitsune825]

why is this only on the archive? it'd be pretty funny on his main channel, then again all of the idiots who think he's serious would rage even harder because that channel has more subscribers.

[artscumm]

actually there is icecream on my desk O.o

[SerenaImara]

i closed my eyes when he told me to did u?

[blindviewer91]

ha i skipped the prayer what now lol

[nachocomm]

i actually LOVE his glasses <3

[TheRockinRaven]

DAMN I'm failing this test...

[stiliqn007]

@TheRockinRaven must study for the test next time :(

[sooooooooosexyphilly]

Prayers come true when you're meant to get it. God is kinda like a parent so you won't get everything you want but in time you'll get everything u need :)

[TheEdwardCleary]

O SHIT WHERE DID THAT COME FROM AND O SHIT ITS COLD :p

[sexyvampie21]

thanks for the ice cream it was really good but now you own me a new keyboard you fucker lol jk

[ddd0iii0eee0]

Dear God...STFU.

[35741kevin35741]

WHOA!!! Where did that piece of paper come from????

[StariIsYourMomma]

why do i keep getting them wronng! D:

[raycheesy1]

I prayed for a pony once..guess what I never got. >.<

[RavenAngelxX]

I was told that it said prayers only come true if they are within his will. But idk, I never actually got past genesis.

[karkkiliininam]

I prayed to become a man.. It did not happen..

[LingMistressLizz]

Dude... My mum seriously just brought me icecream!!!

God must be real!!! lol

=^.^= *meow*

~Lizz

[NorwayGuy100Gaming]

DUDE WTF I HAVE A FUCKING LOGITECH G510 I BIUGHT FOR 219 FUCKING DOLLARS MAN! DUDE I AM SUING YOU!

[invisiblejellytots]

'but he works in .. mysterious way' LMAO genius!

[Xeidasx]

WOW I CLOSED MY EYES AND HE HAD A PIECE OF PAPER IN HIS HANDS LIKE HE SAID HE DID!! AMAZING!

[TheMegapwnage666]

ummmm i dont have ice cream >> i ate it before the prayer

[KaitlindClementTV]

This is good icecream I'm eating :P

[bananasqueek]

i watched the whole vid and then my brother gave me icecream and it fell all over my keyboard :P

[JackinTheBox1984]

the ice cream was good but i still don't believe in god.

[dsnchalas]

i closed my eyes n was lik omg!!

[CelesteContradiction]

lol that's why I'm in total poverty.

Fuck yeah prayer.

[eXcitingSkittles]

Did Anyone Else Close Their Eyes? lol

[nathaly8585]

Prayers are always "answered" in the way that sometimes he says "yes" "no" or "wait for some time" . it doesn't mean that you will always get the answer ur hoping for!!

[lepm1234]

When I was little, I prayed for world peace. didn't come true, so prays don't happen

[Xxs0k1d2kxX]

LOL! I think its funny how there is an Ice cream advert at the top right of my screen... hmmmmm

[keikokitty189]

Thumbs up if you closed your eyes for Jeremiah :D

[awkardAZN]

If i got a big sloppy pile of dicks.. should i be happy or sad?

(Not saying i did -_- but uhhhhh what if?)

[PessimisticPsycho14]

Thanks for the icecream Onision, it was delicious. :)

[ghostofdayinperson]

Awwwwwww I want my Ice cream :(

[angelon111]

i keep getting them wrong:)

[Butyliciouse10]

OMG!!! The icecream appeared RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY EYES!!!!! Oh wait.... no it didnt. :P

[JJCJLOVE911]

My dad came home with a banana split from baskin robbins O.o

[COGKevin333]

my effing computer damn thanks alot dude

[JASPER916]

then why is ryan dunn still dead

[emoskeleanimal]

haha its sad i actually wanted ice cream to appear ;)

[AdamRaceToTheMat]

actually i know this is all just fun and all not all prayers get answered if it is not in god's will persay it will not come to pass

[138DarkAngel]

...wow where did the paper come from :-o

[iphone3gs78]

2 years later...... WHERE THE HELL IS MY ICE CREAM!!!!!

[bpasome12]

Well it depends on gods plan :)

[lesliehunter1994]

DUDE THERE IS ICE CREAM ALL OVER MY XBOX FUCK HEAD

[ThePeacefulAtheistt]

I wanted to eat the Ice Cream, but there is none :(

[BPDouglass]

You did even read the scrutineer

[free2radke777]

I havn't picked the right one yet lmao

[JoshuasRevenge]

I am not stupid.. buddy.. YOUR STUPID!!!!.. :D lol

[AnimeDJ1872]

Hahaha i actually closed my eyes xD

[Dogluvr611]

nope no ice cream here XD

[boots1622fan]

I WANT MY MOTHEREFFING ICE CREAM Dx

[xoxHUGSetKISSESxox]

My laptop is ruined because of banana split :(

[DarkGaarafan17]

Dear God...please make me grow a penis. Love- Natalie.

[cejason]

@DarkGaarafan17 WTF?!.....does that mena i can have a vagina?!..... if so... im NOT leaving my room... xDDDD

[DarkGaarafan17]

@cejason Good luck my friend :D...still waitin for that penis though...

[cejason]

@DarkGaarafan17 good luck with your penis xD

[SharpAndShiny111]

Where is my pony?

[cherry1o8]

I intercepted it by praying for it not to happen! I win! :/

[TheOTShow]

you should have prayed for a bowl

[RtoojBntOmha]

:O u could atleast prayed for a bowl ;@!

[MyInterwebs]

I got yoghurt all over my keyboard... I guess God was out of ice cream...

[Meowrofl]

WHERE'S MY ICECREAM????!

[druglover200]

take the red pill or the blue pill?

[Scrumdiddlyumptions1]

oh my gosh a big pile of ice cream on my laptop

[Fsupreme123]

holy crap that is amazing how you made paper appear out of nowhere

[Tmanstext]

DAMMIT IT GOT ON MY BURRITO!

[Ichigo4456]

I have always prayed to God to make all of the hatred and evil go away in my family, which is an abusive family. But it never comes true. So you are wrong!

Btw, I looooove your videos. They make me smile :3

[Girlskateboarder307]

the reason it didn't happen is because you forgot to say amen :)

[DarkestNyteMusic]

Uhmm... I'm eating a banana split right now... this is weird o_O

[RawrberryPoptartz]

xD I totally closed my eyes when he said 3. x3

[Damonti20]

Huh... I didnt take Onision to be an Apostate. So much for keeping him subscribed.

[imablueelephant]

wtfffff theres ice cream on my computer thanks a lot asshole

[dramaking85]

OH MY FRIGGIN GOD HE PRAYED FOR PAPER AND HE GOT IT :O

[ParanormalityTheBand]

OMG! FREE HOLY ICE CREAM!!

[ikelskels]

spoken like a true atheist; no amen. Love you Onision C:

[thebloodyscone]

Woah! Free icecream?! *nom nom nom* zomfg! it's poisoned!!! *bleh* lol, I'm immortal, BIYOTCH!

[PoeIca]

I'm Diabetic are you trying to kill me?

[sk8er4543]

im an atheist and this doent make me like the bible it makes me relize what a joke it is

[ChIkEnFiNgaZ]

DUDE WTF THERE'S ICE CREAM ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD YOU ASSHOLE

[DoofStar112]

It did appear, only cos I went into the freezer and got some lol :3

[rabbitlover101ful]

the bible is not a lie you are offending me and all the other people that worship the real god

[stevenmael]

prayers dont always come true i mean what if you pray for the death of a person God wont ansewr that

[davidls11]

I keep praying for you to take your shirt off.

[VictoriaRosification]

You couldn't have prayed for a spoon?

[GoznerPeter]

omfg I closed my eyes and a paper apeared in Onision's hand wooow 

[drjackflash]

The idiocy of this video is only overshadowed by his lack of Bibilical understanding. It is easy to be sarcastic and immature when you are uneducated.

[kyubbiamber102]

aww barney appeared

[LaurLaurtheNEKO]

Ehts Tastey O:

[gabriel6277]

The PIECE OF PAPER APPEARED!! OMG

[BennyBauchetTV]

ok my mum came u[ and gave me an ipod

[ThePuppin]

God isn't a genie. lol

[312haku]

@ThePuppin yes he is supposed to be even greater than a genie lol soo wheres my damn ice cream

[doggytown123]

O.O i was already eating a bannanna split :D

[YourRealitySucks]

why do i keep losing )x

[Alie32]

@YourRealitySucks

your not losing xD every answer you get wrong, is actually right. lol

[iZilovesyou]

@Blackout542 then whats the point? he's ignoring you?

[Nekomarux]

you´re a lier theres no ice cream for me!!

[PossumCuber]

Chuck Norris just walked into my room and put the ice cream on my desk before roundhouse kicking the wall to make an exit.

[ShadowsVlog]

Guess what... I DIDN'T CLOSE MY EYES!

[jrkilla78777]

i've been waiting for a hour now @_@

[wrestlingtexan]

you just made icecream appear in my toilet e_e

[skelseys]

fag

[YouCouldUseAMint]

@skelseys troll

[neoarcadezr]

praying helps you talk to voiices in your head

[TacosSayRawr]

While you were praying i saw u smirking. xD

[SharnellReid1992]

I didnt get no banana's :(

[Woof2700]

Omg! How the hell did the paper get into his hands!!!

Thats soo amazing!!

[DustinTheGoth]

there werent any bananas, nor was there any ice cream.

[triigerhappy354]

It says they will always be heard, not necessarily that they will come true

[masgst]

the ice cream ruined my computer ;/ thanks alot onision (lol dude lmfao)

[Bboiz1101]

dude!!!!!! it happened(: booyah!

[Agnosticuzumaki]

HELL YES I GOT MY PONY IM OUT

[xLord666Abortionx]

well screw john, mark, and mathew.. xD

[deathswriter]

OMG A PILE OF ICE CREAM AND BANANAS APPEARED

[TheAaron1293]

omfg my mother came in right when he said it

[roboninjapx]

i didnt get my ice cream =(

[ThundeRMr89]

Omg ICE CREAM! Yahhh! Woho thanks mr. god thing! :D

[kelsey469]

that must be invisible ice cream....

[Defaultprogramer]

he doesnt answer every praiyer like if you pray everyone died or for something stupid of course its not going to come true >_> no offence to Onision hes still cool