Everyone was secretly hoping it would crush his face, stick in his eyes, then burn him and while hes screaming it scares the scorpian, it bites him. Just me?
when he puts the scorpion inside his pants, the scorpion faints from his terrible smell and when he takes it out it regains consciousness. That why there's no way the scorpion will bite him!
hmm, if you find someone dieing live in front of hundreds of people, dozens of whom are children funny, then yeah, it'd be hilarious. But then again, I don't think any rational, sane human being would think that.
psychodude88, Please go back to Russia until you can speak proper english. Try this: "Yeah. I wouldn't want to see that 50 times in a row. What if he did put the scorpion in his mouth. That would be awesome"
See? It's easy. Seriously people, speak in complete sentences.
it's just not as hard typing like that dipshit. god, if u can understand what i say then why do you care? are you some kind of grammar freak or whatever? just leave me alone, god.
ok, dude. like, 4 yeer oldz are worse then that. dead serious. now-a-dayz if u just sed like shut up or sumtin 2 a little kid they'd cuss you out like, like..... i nono. but they would. sari about the dipshit thing btw. just its E-Zer typin like ths. thats all. :P
@hockeydude5026 Shut up. Also, a complete sentence is one which starts with a capital and ends with a fullstop. e.g: No. And how would going to Russia help him speak english?
@hockeydude5026 Although it is annoying to see people use incorrect grammar, it is as annoying as English speaking people presuming everybody must speak correct English, before they can communicate with others whilst using the English language. You cannot expect people to be fluent in English where English isn't a mother tongue, however, there's no excuse for those that are born with English as their native language.
now i gotta find psycHodude88 FUCK
kingbradley6000 3 months ago
Lol, this is not comedy, this is not juggling, this is stupidity. That is so true
UpcoRaul 4 months ago
how he do dat?
jar988 7 months ago
pierse morgan : what a cunt
funnyfuk1986 9 months ago
Dangerous? Yes. Comedy? I don't get it...
carrbomb928 10 months ago
Wow I spent a whole minute looking for the comment that psychodude88 said. I want to go to Russia now.
sauntersil 10 months ago
Poor scorpion.
RastaFromKS 11 months ago
Everyone was secretly hoping it would crush his face, stick in his eyes, then burn him and while hes screaming it scares the scorpian, it bites him. Just me?
MitchDesousa 1 year ago
That poor scorpion.
garettpayton 1 year ago
he should be a soccer player
alco57 1 year ago
when he puts the scorpion inside his pants, the scorpion faints from his terrible smell and when he takes it out it regains consciousness. That why there's no way the scorpion will bite him!
katsoxoiros 1 year ago
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ab110795 1 year ago
GREAT !!!!!
95Roland 2 years ago
scorpion looked a bit dead upon removal!
stxe34 2 years ago
Awesome, I'm going to try that at home. I'll be on the news if I don't succeed.
paytfor 2 years ago 4
he is MAD.
melbaybeh 2 years ago
@melbaybeh
Thank goodness for that, because if he wasn't, it would probably never work.
watch?v=Gm3pWzinjsk
Doomessenger4654 1 year ago
mattboehler says this guy needs a girlfriend - I thought that is what the scorpian was for! ;')
RockyMtnHighUT 3 years ago 3
That is stupidity
illloveu4ever62 3 years ago
This guy needs a girlfriend
mattboehler 3 years ago 31
or at least a new hobby
squiggly9 2 years ago
@mattboehler Hopefully it was a female Black Emperor Scorpion. If so, I think he's in luck.
Phabulouso 7 months ago
@mattboehler No he already has one........remember the scorpion... ;)
twilbur101 7 months ago
Brilliant (:
banksy8 3 years ago
i just dont understand how hes a comic its skill not funny
JR113FTW 3 years ago
He made a few people laugh....I think he is a juggler/prop comic...
tsferg 3 years ago
most dangerouS COMIC?
luccalev 3 years ago
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he's alright, but its not really that cool. The bowling ball doesnt weigh 13 pounds, .7 at most, anything will break the plate.
mindreeder93 3 years ago
Shut the fuck up you do that shit
Co20sB 3 years ago
lmao I would LOVE 2 see mindreeder93 do that go ahead big boy/girl
blakman718 3 years ago
he really needs money!
lollomari 3 years ago
woah!
that was awesome! x
lenathefoxychick94 3 years ago
crazy. no ive seen scorpions in the wild, i know how they move. it was very alive. tho i doubt the poison was still in it. either way crazy shit
Onemellowfellow 3 years ago
What the hell is wrong with this world xD ?
orgthingy 3 years ago
i dunno but something is
ericcartman888 3 years ago
stop posting on you tube? How about stop living. Now. I command it.
youoxymoron 3 years ago
you can see the strings and green screen
fake as hell
adamo321 3 years ago
the green screen? wow buddy, stop posting on youtube
lolll666 3 years ago
umm this is a competition they wouldnt let him do that lol. and where the hell do u see strings dumbshit
christian1321 3 years ago
i was joking
hes pretty good
adamo321 3 years ago
I lol'd
Some people are too busy thinking their smarter than everyone else to see sarcasm sometimes...
jlatimer 3 years ago
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Shit comes from the ass.
Piss comes from the cock.
m4lvolio 3 years ago
How do you think of these things?
heartofdavyjones 3 years ago
0_0 holy crap
amithysts 3 years ago
at 35 sec. look at the black girls face... reaction!!! hhahaha
BerkdaNgriv 3 years ago
He aught to try using a Diamondback rattler
tct480 3 years ago
OMG!!!
This is so cool!!!
WHAHAHAHA
He's gracy!!!
AllesOnderControle 3 years ago
should have put acid on it, try and avoid melting his face off
PedroKingR 3 years ago
why dont u just shut up hockey dude i bet u can't speak russian for shit
idiotmonkeys 3 years ago
По-русски
Закрыно вверх, фактически я могу поговорить русского.
hockeydude5026 3 years ago
I totally agree.
Surfer9823 3 years ago 2
lmao
Bromangg 3 years ago
Zakry rot tve -.-
YourNumberOneViewer 3 years ago
I bet all the mass is in the bottom of that bowling ball so that it always lands one way. Someone should switch it with a real one, thatd be funny.
roflex2 3 years ago
hmm, if you find someone dieing live in front of hundreds of people, dozens of whom are children funny, then yeah, it'd be hilarious. But then again, I don't think any rational, sane human being would think that.
lifeinsepia 3 years ago
sure is a party piece. wonder how many times he stabbed himself in the head before he got it right!
pearseward 3 years ago
@pearseward: probably practiced it with rubber knives till he knew he could get it right?
lifeinsepia 3 years ago
Those are rubber knives.
crelz 3 years ago
is the scorpion also rubber ?
KrayzieBoneThug4Lyfe 3 years ago 2
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he is not comic... he is a boring jerk !!
kykker88 3 years ago
at least he said it was stupidity, respect but dude u know that won't pay your satisfaction bill:)
masterfunkdrummer 4 years ago
well he sure got a reaction...but I hope that's not the only trick he knows or it'd be pretty dull to watch one of his shows. x.x
Adkit2 4 years ago
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yeah. i wudnt wanna C that like 50 timez in a row. wut if he did put the scorpian in hiz mouth? now THAT wud be AWSOM
psychodude88 3 years ago
psychodude88, Please go back to Russia until you can speak proper english. Try this: "Yeah. I wouldn't want to see that 50 times in a row. What if he did put the scorpion in his mouth. That would be awesome"
See? It's easy. Seriously people, speak in complete sentences.
hockeydude5026 3 years ago 12
it's just not as hard typing like that dipshit. god, if u can understand what i say then why do you care? are you some kind of grammar freak or whatever? just leave me alone, god.
psychodude88 3 years ago
Yes, in fact I am a grammar freak, and darn freakin' proud of it.
hockeydude5026 3 years ago
Pretty strong language for an eleven-year-old, don't you think?
hockeydude5026 3 years ago
ok, dude. like, 4 yeer oldz are worse then that. dead serious. now-a-dayz if u just sed like shut up or sumtin 2 a little kid they'd cuss you out like, like..... i nono. but they would. sari about the dipshit thing btw. just its E-Zer typin like ths. thats all. :P
psychodude88 3 years ago
Wha'eva, it's all cool yo.
hockeydude5026 3 years ago
I'll have to agree with hockydude on that one. It does make you look like a dumbass. Maybe the little extra effort is worth it.
Zantaer 3 years ago
You don't need the colon after "Try this."
Zolofgonnakillallya 3 years ago
@hockeydude5026 Shut up. Also, a complete sentence is one which starts with a capital and ends with a fullstop. e.g: No. And how would going to Russia help him speak english?
kgsolaman5000 7 months ago
@kgsolaman5000 Arguing with a guy who posted three years ago? You have a strange hobby.
CriticalQQ 7 months ago
@CriticalQQ I knew someone would say that -_-
I wasn't aregueing. I was defending someone
kgsolaman5000 7 months ago
@hockeydude5026 Although it is annoying to see people use incorrect grammar, it is as annoying as English speaking people presuming everybody must speak correct English, before they can communicate with others whilst using the English language. You cannot expect people to be fluent in English where English isn't a mother tongue, however, there's no excuse for those that are born with English as their native language.
Piisuke 7 months ago
@hockeydude5026 well Gee Sir sorry for not being Native English speaker :|
MineRescuer 3 months ago
baka
Amane0 4 years ago
WHAT DID HE GET BANNED FOR!
casino16 4 years ago
holy hell this guy and the passing zone are my favorite from america'sgot tallent by far!! ^.^
Digitize422 4 years ago
And, there's the scorpion, alright...
feckineejit 4 years ago
*jaw drops*
zc456 4 years ago
nuff said.
marluxes 3 years ago
Better than Jackass!
ChezaChan1364 4 years ago 2
woah...
catgod7 4 years ago
Wow!
jewls2424 4 years ago
hes good
nandottt 4 years ago
idiot
Keepo711 4 years ago
why?
nandottt 4 years ago
my god!!!
mrjekis1987 4 years ago
Cool!!!!
kaxiaz 4 years ago