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  • Ok who totally only notice the couple that was making out at 5:25 instead of the broadcast.

  • she is hot !

  • And another thing, does the emperor care for his tables much? If he was a King Oni, he'd destroy a whole building with those fists 0_0

  • 1:02 Is that Takara?

  • Love the song during 0:00 to 0:51.

    That was also one of the greatest cutscene ever.

  • 3 people was stuck on a island with the Shogun Executioner.

  • 6:17 Perl Harba??? IMPOSIBRU

  • Aww that mechanical fly thing at the start is soo cute.

  • Haha George Takei has a son?! Hilarious. Think about it.

  • @Youcanonacanon Well, He's Homosexual :D.

  • How did George Takei' character die in this?

  • sex appeal make video games twice as attractive

  • @Stolemyusename George takei sure is attractive isn't he?

  • @SundayMwG i'm straight

  • Oh MY...

  • god bless Japan

  • the japanese campaign starts with george takei drinking tea and trimming his bush, and ends with george takei drinking tea and trimming his bush.

  • About the first cutscene, what is with all those soldiers? I meen, there can't possibly be that many people in japan, can there?

  • @KevlarNinja yyou do know japan has several millon population right? and we only saw like less then 10,000?

  • @xXhellassasinXx But that's way too much for one island of that size!

  • @KevlarNinja which is why japan is a really REALLY crowded

  • @xXhellassasinXx I see.

  • @xXhellassasinXx dude u do know that Japan has One Hundred and Twenty Seven mil pop. today, not several?

  • @wanxinmike which is even more spectaculer and i don't know what is the exact population and i'm too lazy to look for it , so thanks for sharing this info

  • @xXhellassasinXx Yep, imagine: That is almost one-tenth of China's population, and Japan's size is not even the size of one (out of twenty four total) Chinese province.

  • "if you keep pushing victory you are inviting defeat!" take that emperors name I dont know cuz I have the ps3 version! Japan still owns tho

  • No scenery is left unchewed in these cutscenes.

  • TAKEEIIIIII

  • Live long and prosper Emperor Sulu

  • @Bigstarrocker9 haaa George tekkei as lt suLu under capt kirk suddenly become emporor sulu haiz he shoud be emporor of the terran empire in star trek with kirk under him muhaaaahaaa

  • the emperor wears the same shirt everyday?

  • Its funny how the war consists of two huge continent-sized countries and a little island.

  • @RenGader Japan was a powerful country in 80s-90s, they had advance technology and an economic super power, China wasn't even that powerful until Hu Jintao reigns. Japan was more powerful in 80s.

    Also, this is just a game, not suppose to be realistic

  • "The Allies are preparing for an attack on Pearl Harbour!"

    My mind... is full of fuck.

  • Chinese would be better, it's the same like the Japanese, but billions of them.

  • @DanielVonPalota

    That would take away the role of the Soviets.

  • @DanielVonPalota EA makes money by selling games into China, the great firewall blocks everything that is against their govt., C&C General won't sold in China for this reason. That's why they use Japan instead of China, Japaneses have the rights to speak against their govt. but Chineses don't.

  • I'd prefer not to bend to sulus 'will'. we all know he plays for the other team, and he looks a bit rapey.

  • Accept the Empire Manga and Animation or you will be destroy.

  • pff japanese army.. ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!

  • @figter202 LOL!

  • japanese have a southern asian face ,funny

  • the girl on kimono has Cleavage and the Logistic doesn't? WTF?

  • loljapanese

  • The Emperor's Geisha were beautiful... :P Too bad they didn't talk to the commander :)

  • The empire has some powerful technology but what happens when they get this?

    "Unable to complay building in progress"

  • 3 people tried to attack Pearl Harbour

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHA -takes breath-damn its just looking at WW2 in a fucking mirror so the japanese believe americans think THEY are inferrior when in ww2 they thought WE were inferrior

  • @residentevil568 oh! but you were inferior, they kicked your sorry asses back in Pearl Harbor. jajajajajajajajaja

  • The game is ok, but red alret2 is better

  • 4:55 PPPPPFFFFFFFAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA (deep intake of breath) ATSTHESTUPIDSTTHING IVE EVER SEEAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAA... what? its supposed to be scary? (looks at robot again) no its not its supposed to be funny! its really supposed to be scary? (looks at robot AGAIN) well its not...

  • Knowing George Takei I'm wondering how much "xyz is a douche Bag" Jokes they had to cut out ^^

  • is this man george off celebraty get me out of here XD?

  • DID YOU SEE?! IN THE NORMAL WORLD, THE JAPANESE INVADED PEARL HARBOUR, BUT WHEN SOVIETS MEDDLED WITH TIME, ALLIES INVADED PEARL HARBOUR, WHICH MEANS...

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ALLIES INVADE PEARL HARBOUR!

  • @zamarkand4423 Something like that. XD

  • @zamarkand4423 Wow, the first "In Soviet Russia" joke that actually makes sense!

  • I love these cutscenes. They're all just like - YEAH we're cheesy, tacky and camp as hell- AND WHAT?!

    love iiiitttt

  • HEY I have that same desk lamp shown in the Japanese HQ :D

  • So the Strike-North faction came out on top after all.

  • @jericoparazo None of that happened because they went back in time and changed things, and I think Kukov was the guy who had his neck broken by Stalin in RA1. "You...disappoint me Kukov"

  • Omg these videos are so cheesy xD . I don't even like the game but I love the cutscenes :P

  • someone sake too drinked.. :)

  • 1:04 - i though he will say - you are a douchebag

  • wei of the wurria

  • THE ALLIES ARE ATTACKING PEARL HARBOUR?!

    IMPOSSIBLE!

  • @paydafee oh sweet, sweet irony

  • @paydafee THE ARRIES ARE ATTACKING PEARR HARBA?!

    IMPOSSABRU!

  • @paydafee Or... as he pronounces is... Prohubuh

  • At 6:13, so now its the Japanese who will be getting bombed at Pearl Harbor? lol.

  • i want this game for the strategic value... and the acting so far... *epileptic attack* is horrible *twitch*

  • I don't think the empire of the rising sun want to be aztecs...

  • George Takei.... Hel yeah!

  • love the reverse Pearl Harbor.

  • Ion cannon strike would have been good right about now...

  • Mr. Sulu has a son?

  • why they are all korean face www

  • takei did a kick-ass job in RA:3. cheesy as HELL but awesome in a nerdy way. who wouldnt want a gay space travelling samurai as their emperor? lolololoolol

  • Arg, I hate those little flying fucks killing my Kirovs xD

  • freezuh...L A P D

  • Empire reborn!!!!!!!

  • Play at 7:08 for 5 second. Redo :)))))

    "And while you were focused on hololulu" LOL

  • Why did you post a video of my back yard?

  • The Japanese are the only reason I'll get this game. The other two just don't have the personality they used to, and the fresh one on the block seems to have what they lack. And the tension makes more sense in this storyline than the others. I especially like how they have great technology, but their leader lives in what looks like a Samurai castle.

  • @BlueDemonofFire

    I like all 3 factions, but I will agree with you; the Empire just seems to have more personality and epicness in their campaign. Plus, a few of their cutscenes look like something right out of a movie :)

  • @JMDub89 When it comes to intimidation, you can't really beat a tank rush or huge robots.

  • @hagamablabla or mind raping schoolgirls? im sure on intimidation scale an entire battalion of tanks = about a 9.5.

    king oni = 10

    shogun exucutioner=50

    yuriko= "you dumbass.. why are you still on the battlefield?"-high

  • @hagamablabla the empire of the rising sun hath no fury like a woman scorned.... wait, it does!

  • uve just gotta love this song :P

  • Why am I not surprised the Japanese have giant robots? Or that George Takei is president?

  • @mnil0231 He isn't president, he's Emperor, HUGE  difference.

  • 5:25 "sulu is always watching you"

  • OMG japanese speak proper english

  • i dont think the soviet citizens would give in itd be partasan city all over i love the soviets

  • woohoo YELLOW FEVER!

  • the might of the empire that's the name of the song

  • ... so here, this timeline, pearl harbor was mercilessly bombarded by japs and americns died but in there, allies wer gonna blow up pearl harbor but was protected by the japs but it was actually a diversion?

    ......... Kickass robots!! Gundam!!!

  • The Emperor is a very wise Man

  • 7:02 I love how Takei just shakes his head ominously as he enters the scene.

  • 5:23 what makes ra3 so much cheesier than other cncs.....

  • @leefbeef lololol @ 5:23!!

    "do not struggle against the inevitable..."

    it is SO on!!!

  • @leefbeef

    Actually I still think that RA2 is cheesiest game in series. Of course RA3 is also cheesy but not as cheesy as RA2.

  • The Shogun Executioner most be the most brutal, lethal and mass-destructive weapon in the Empire's arsenal; its only weakness is aircraft, and heck, in later versions, maybe a few laser eye cannons can deal with that.

    As for the Emperor's line, "technology alone will not conquer our enemies", I can agree; I think EotRS is the only faction in RA3 with a sense of honour and ethics, even in battle.

  • @Rhanar *must

  • THAT GUY HAS BOOBS hahahaha

  • The intro basically shows just why I prefer the EotRS: Their technology is formidable, they have a real purpose, their soldiers are diciplined, and they do not exactly seem like the types to fire on civilians.

    However, on the darker side, their beliefs might be quite old, and their emperor's belief in how to crush an opponent's spirit may be old-fashioned; but all in all, I can actually see the Empire of the Rising Sun as competent world leaders.

  • I find it funny that the Japanese control pearl harbor as an elite command base haha.

  • Ironic isn't it? the Japanese knew about the attack and defended it while in WWII the Americans didn't, not paying out the americans but its just ironic!

  • The Empire of the Rising Sun would have been much cooler if they didn't commit war crimes OUT THE ASS

  • how did they get to starlingrad so quick!?!?

  • 5:23 wtf

  • The japans reminds me of Star Wars ...

    The little soldiers have laser guns and have a strange helm (CLONE !!)

    These dudes has lightsabers (Jedi ?!)

    They have super high technologies (not as much as a Death Star O.O)

    And they come out of nowhere with their little empire with great powers to rule the world (Sith ...)

  • @InuYashaMart

    Glory to the Empire!!!

  • @InuYashaMart Wasn't Vader's helmet supposed to be designed with a samurai helmet in mind?

  • If I had a Nuke... nuke 'em in proper places , and its game over!!!!

  • I like how George Takei speaks english.

  • @brangalete10 wrong, he speaks engrish

  • LOLZ at 5:22 ... "Do not struggle against what is inevitable!" ... while two youngsters "have fun"!

  • Gotta love Suki Toyama... (L)

  • Technology alone will not vanquish our enemies

    Not unless you nuke the shit out of them....... A few dozen nukes launched at different parts should wipe an entire race out

  • Problem is THERE ARE NO NUKES in this game, since the goddamn commies eliminated Einstein. But I gotta thank them. The Empire of the Rising Sun exists because of it.

  • @MarianoRyu: And by extension, Suki Toyama!

  • @akosigundam You said it, brother! Thanks to the goddamn Soviets! LOL

  • whats with the robot dragon fly

  • Lol they switched pearl harbor so the japanese re the defenders lol they switched rolls

  • You know that the actor who plays the emperor here that he is from star trek OMG DUDE

  • and heroes

  • Officer Hikaru Sulu, to be exact.

  • Yep

  • yea george takai. He also likes penis

  • Japan is always my favorite nation.

  • Poor Kukov. He dies in every campaign no matter what.

  • Actually,in Allied compain he was freezed

  • "Technology alone will not conquer our enemies."

    Yeah...gotta have the cash to buy enough battleships to flatten the map.

  • Empire:"Technology alone will not conquer our enemies"

    Soviet:"Yea you need a 4 billion dollars a pair of shoes some tv and pop corn nice suit a big head and oh yea A BRAIN plus dont forget you moma'a cookies!!"

    Allies:"Im confused were you dominating or just a boobinator??"

    Kid:"you all are idiots you need a F*** A** S*** BEFORE YOU LICK SOMEONE ELS D**** UNDERSTAND

    Empire&Allies&Soviet=WTF IS WRONG WITH THAT KID??

  • Empiror:We must remember that technology alone, will not vanquish our enemys.

    Me: Ya, but it sure as hell helps. A LOT.

  • Its called science fiction for a reason.

  • the allies should have bribed the geisha with the emperor. she could have easily murdered the emperor

  • what year is this in?

    if it's around the 19's then it's impossible that this technology exists

  • you can't say that for certain...the past was changed so unless you can change the past and know for sure that this technology would not exist don't say it doesn't exist.

  • well if this year is in the 19's then it's impossbile that they could've had this kind of technology

    But ofc if this is set in the future then it's possible

  • It's not impossible...The Soviets changed the past which altered the future...In our reality we know that this technology didn't exist but you can't say it wouldn't have existed unless you can change the past yourself and prove that it didn't exist.

  • it's impossible ffs, we are not even close to that technology in our time.

    We can barely make a robot dance. And that robot costs like 1000$

  • I really don't feel like fighting over this so i'll just say that you are correct.

  • We can blame some of that to commercial profits.

  • What I thought was occquard was when they said that the allies were attacking there bace at pearl harbor. I was like........WTF!?!?

  • So technichally because there was no Atomic bomb, Japan somehow continued it's reign in the Pacific and Asia.. In doing so they managed to wipe out China, Korea, Thailand, Singapore, Mongolia, Vietnam, Cambodia, Burma, Philippines and pretty much every other Country in Asia is gone and it's resources went entirely into Japan, making them this war machine.

  • Wow. If the Empire would ever lose the war, probably the entire army would ritually kill themselves. Next time if you lose, built giant Hello Kitty robots that transform into Pokemon, okay?

  • 10 generations...the japnese emperor didnt even control japan fully til like 2 generatiosn before the second world war

  • the worst thing bout this game is it completly negates the fact that japnas large industrial and comuterized build up was thanks to amaerica dropping the bombs and ending the second world war in the pacific...if they hadnt the war wouldve lasted longer with untold effets...but i doubt this would be one of them

  • Japan is my favourite nation in RA3,simply because in not so many games you can play as Empire of the rising sun.

  • commandor... WARP 5! ;]

  • no he doesn't, and your a fag...

  • There better be somebody committing Sepuku or I will go fucking mental.

  • Ah yes Seppuku. The ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and cant find anybody else to kill. XD

  • I think you know what seppuku really is but if not then when Japanese samurais lose a war they get dishonored and they preform seppuku.

  • I don't know what I should say.......

    Where is this country....?

    from Japan

  • Great accent...

    "While you were focused on Lulululu..."

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  • bah!the empire intro doesnt even last a minute!!(50 sec)

  • How come allies get to see Tanya in a slinky dress, empire get to see Suki in barely anything, and yet no naked Dasha? Or atleast some lingere. She's the hottest girl in the game.

  • Because the Soviets are far less barbaric than either Capitalist or Imperialist pigs. XD

    But seriously, there needs to be balance, eh?

  • the beginning sounds exactly like ghost in the shell

  • @maankindj yeah opening like ghost in the shell (oh my, oh my, the person actually like me. also, wish i could serve yiou a drink) IMHO, with classic ghost in the shell sound, it will be much better... BTW, i wish i could buy ya a drink)

  • just saying japan's industry and economy suffered more out of the use of conventional weapons like incendiary bombs than atomic bombs. sure it killed a lot of people and spread disastrous radiation crippling both cities, making the emperor surrender because of fear of more nukes (when the us had only 2 built at the time lol). but, most buildings were made out of wood and factories burned down with incendiary bombs slowly but surely. japan was about to surrender anyways.

  • No, they weren't or the US wouldn't have spent a bunch of money of the bombs. The emperor and his people were stubborn and refused to give up, even after all their terriroties had been taken, their allies defeated, and most of their navy wiped out. The allies alternative beside this was to storm Japan, which would've ultimuly been a decisive victory, but it'd take a few more years and many people dying. Think Iwo Jima times 10000000

  • Praetor is right. The Japanese were ready to fight to the last man, woman, and child. Finishing World War II would have meant killing all of them and losing millions of our own men.

  • I love the beginning of this video (flying dragonfly over japan invasion army)... It's so epic...!

  • 5:25 just lolz+)

  • lol reverse pearl harbor

  • WOW

  • Can you 2 just shut the fuck up about History? This is complete fiction you retarded idiots.

  • it's a game go fight about history somewhere else. Soviet's killed einstein (in this game) and no einstein no A-bomb, and apparently to make this game more fun no A-bomb makes Japan win the war what's wrong with that???

  • 7:53 lol he looks down while sheathing his sword...terrible research department

  • The Emperor is played by the guy, who also played Hikaru Sulu on Startrek :-)

  • the japanese never gave up in ww2 (in this storyline), since the nuclear bomb was not invented because the sovjets killed einstein in their first cutscene

  • nice music love it but lol it says japan has pearl harbor? and USA is trying to attack it? lol what a fictional history

  • americans lost the war and lost the pacific