Slap it! Slap it all together.

[mouthmw]

What the fuck is this shit? There is no bass and no slappin in here. Fuck you!

[xcheesballx]

lol your cute(:

[hectorcancino]

You`re crazy,

Je t`aime bien.

Learning french and I found you.

Saludos from Mexique

[viciaoxxx]

do you put on your make up to do this?

do you sleep like that?

open more your eyes plz

too closed

[mystikogat222]

hello smurfette: )))

[Liebesfilme]

how old are u ?!

oh my goD!°

wazzupp with you??!

[mrhiide]

you have nice lips :)

[the911skulls]

ur hot O.o

[hezmisterright]

You are an idiot.

[mayyapapaya]

I don't get it?

[Juriskov]

not me to?

[dkcvv]

What the fuck ? I thought it was a bass slap related vid. Where do you come from, chick ? you suck. There are doctors to tell them your life, don't waste our time.

Peace anyway.

[JACOBASS95]

HA me to lol :)

[boway12]

weirdo:P

[dennyrlee]

i think i am in love....just please stop trying so hard to be weird....will u marry me

[trfp]

Pega a doida!!

[biotoxin21]

you're fuckin nuts. show us your tits.

[ILoveMonsterE]

@biotoxin21 OH SHIT, i was waiting for someone to say that,

[danuu2]

Disappointment. I thought this would be on bass slapping.

[mayyapapaya]

Goodness, I hope you mean the instrument and not the fish!

[James015]

Obviously

[fairedusport]

well i was looking for ways to slap a fish. but i found this. not as good as ze french lesson.

you ever heard an album called lumpy gravy? this is pretty much what its like.

j'ai un petit poission.

[damoltier]

what is as thies

[rileyrockspollard]

Lol I ♥ This Video

[26095]

Oh yeah-- I'm prufrock-- I just emailed ya, too.

[26095]

Your birthday on the 26th? Me too-- as well as TS Eliot, Johnny Appleseed and George Gershwin.

Such sainted company.

[mayyapapaya]

On the 25th, but I'd be glad if it was the 26th now! I have the same birthday as some pretty cool people too.

[Herniuspictures]

lookin sexy and not trying.

[tezgarosh]

U r so cute!! ;);)

Happy new year!!

[icecorescientist]

happy new year to you maya and congrats on

another successful cycle of the sun.

steve

[mayyapapaya]

Thank-you Steve. Happy new year to you too!

[MysterEy1]

Excellente

[KarrieSmith]

you look like a fukin freak

[mayyapapaya]

I am babydoll. Rarr!

[hulahoney27]

old English???? course luv. haven't you got anything better to put on here than your ramblings & spotty mush? Answer me this why are Americans so thick!!??

[mayyapapaya]

Darling, don't be so angry. I don't think all Americans are thick, horizontally, vertically and/or mentally. I'm not an American, btw! I have plenty to do but I choose to do this as well. I had no idea it caused so many problems in your life. I must learn to be more considerate, eh? Oh and what is spotty mush? Is that some kind of pudding? Like spotted dick or something?

[la1880]

Happy belated birthday my friend!

Cheers

Natasha

xox

[mayyapapaya]

Thank-you Natasha!

[littlejinkz]

150, I thought you were younger..maybe 135? I turn 943 in December but the surgeons have worked wonders, I dont look a day over 700

[mayyapapaya]

I'm actually 1000 years old, sorry I fibbed! I'll tell you what I miss, lunch with King Arthur. We had some much fun! Ah, the good old days, eh?

[littlejinkz]

much fun huh...I bet you did, I always liked a man in medieval gear. ;) Cups of tea with Einstein, now those WERE the days!

[mayyapapaya]

I meant to say 'So much fun'. Sorry, I was er...writing in old english...yeah, that's it!

[studio1102artist]

Thanks for coming back!!!!

[soluble2]

oh my god. is this really who i think it is? is this... mayayaaayayayayapapayayayayaya­yayayayayayay? oh wow, it is!

[mayyapapaya]

It's me baybay. ay. ayayayayayayayayayaya. ay!

[mayyapapaya]

Thank-you! =D

[HKurck]

Omg, you're back :O :D

Happy birthday :)

[MegGriffinX]

Haha you're such a silly girl. Late but Happy birthday!<3

[mayyapapaya]

Thanks! =)

[mayerala]

FINALLY!!!

[mayyapapaya]

Oui beubé!

[blokenearexeter]

it was interesting, when i started your video i thought 'hey mayyapapaya looks older since her last video' and guess what, you were and it was your birthday. My birthday was Sept 12th so happy birthday to both of us. The end of my interesting comment.

[mayyapapaya]

I'm older and more tired too! Happy belated birthday to you!

[clubsoda921]

Happy Birthday I like the messy hair scene

[mayyapapaya]

Thanks, I worked quite hard to create that 'look'. lol

[NiveousErmine]

Yay - I've been missing your videos! Good work, once again! Always so funny!!

Hugs!

[mayyapapaya]

Hugs to you!

[Evilspartacus]

Welcome Back : )

[mayyapapaya]

Thanks! =)

[perthomas]

Nice slap'in :)

Great pointlessnesslyness video...

congrats with the year:)...

thanks for the group hug LOL...

Cracy poopaayaa..

[mayyapapaya]

Hi Per! Great to see you!

[mayyapapaya]

Thank-you! Yeah, those specks were driving me nuts! I think I'll have to get a new cam soon.

[TheHyperRealFrog]

I could give you of the ones I got free, but they were free for a reason.

They SUCK. I know! I'll sell them on ebay!!!

WOOHOO!!(I wasn't trying to be mean or anything BTW)

[TheHyperRealFrog]

OMG WELCOME BACK!!!!

I thought you had left for good (or evil, your choice).

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!!!!!! You SO should be a Oil Of Olay spokesperson at this stage!!

(Oh, and I didn't notice the mark on the wall, I was too busy staring at the two tiny specks on the lens, I keep trying to clean them off, I've scratched my monitor! and the bleach fumes are choking me!!!)

WELCOME BACK TO THE MAX!!