Flavour-changing cookie

[narutoxpein98]

OMG COOKEH!

[ScientificKnowledge]

how intricate and incredibly unnecessary.

[Falafelstefan]

Or you just eat a fucking chocolate cookie!

[neverquit250]

key word "should"

[avgrech]

emm i got a felling it tastes like burned cookie !!

[PandaxPanic]

luckly for me I actually have never tasted what I smell :) my tastebuds and scent detectors work separately

[1NX9]

Should feed him card board fibers.

[123456789kamran]

i want to see what poo tastes like without dieing. now my dream comes true!

[Naba008]

I'm a man. Look down. Look up. Now I am a big wolf.

[wkunzelman1]

Seems a bit less-than-true and bi-curious.

[KeijidaKilla]

I would think it would taste like burnt cookie dough after that "logo"

[ashurathesadxhacker]

i will make broccoli taste like pizza

[96Steven14]

i have that webcam XD

[Mairinohailche]

Im thinking they cant dispose of human waste efficiently so they are looking for ways to do so..... let's face it we have been swallowing shit for long time now s why complain huh?

[iep4b]

2010 - the year science made possible to eat shit that will taste like your favourite cookies

[SteffersFavourites]

It might work for anorexics. Make high fat foods taste like low fat ones xD

[matrixhed]

The future is here.

I'll know the Singularity is upon us when they finally introduce Three Course Dinner Chewing Gum.

[miamakris]

what a waste of time and money.

[sotoj159]

@miamakris personally, i think that ANY knowledge gained is good, whether it's applicable to everyday lives or not.

[markanddana]

what about brussel sprouts, can we make those taste like cookies?.. please lol

[Topazman12]

That is a market for this.

[GymMich]

is this legit?

[hoboX10]

i want to try this out to see if it really works...

[AndrewjosephFOX]

this is nothing compared to the arbys conspiracy on my channel

[KennyGJE]

I so want that....

[freakman707]

I'm guessing Luigi had something to do with this crazy gizmo :12

[heckfricker]

Wow, what a fascinating invention - NOT! If I sit next to you and fart while you're eating a plain cookie then it would taste like..

[marasmusine]

Truly we are living in the 21st century.

[mallix2000]

I like the way she says "cookie"

[UncleKennybobs]

Why?

[kevin92620]

I bet that last lady was like, "This almond cookie tastes like SHIT!"

[XRayden]

of all the cookies in the world...

[sputnikfire]

LOL. Why cookies? How about sushi? I kiddd.

[CamronJLB]

Can you brand raw human flesh to make it a bit more palatable? Have to dispose of the evidence somehow.

[Bjarki2330]

This could be useful.

[SadRabbits]

Wow!!! This is amazing!!! This technology can be used in the future to save people from natural disasters!!

[Thatcrazykidbrendan]

@SadRabbits um how? lolz

[mrmynx]

Nummers!

[EsteeEsteeEstee]

This cookie is now DIAMONDS!

[Alivieina]

@EsteeEsteeEstee you my friend are amazing

[Zeredek]

@EsteeEsteeEstee

Win.

[fatasian420]

@EsteeEsteeEstee at cunninghams muffins, we make all flavors! OF MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[HaT223]

This technology needs to be developed soon. It can be used to healthy foods taste good.

[ReasonSharp]

@HaT223, if you eat too much healthy food it's not healthy any more.

[HaT223]

@ReasonSharp I will disagree vegetables no matter how much eat are healthy. Well under human limitaions of course.

[ReasonSharp]

@HaT223, well, that's what I meant - it's not healthy when you exceed "human limitations". In any case, vegetables alone will not keep you healthy. You should eat various foods - meat, vegetables, animal products, everything edible, in certain proportion - to keep your health.

[Culturedropout]

@ReasonSharp You're on crack. I've been a vegetarian for over 30 years and I'm healthy as a horse.

[ZionistWorldOrder]

So you think it's something else because of crappy graphics and artificial scents? That's it? I though the headset could give your brain sensations... oh well we're the better for it so i'm relieved i suppose..

[farhmoha]

Just like the simpsons

[tailzz14]

can you say bull shit

[funkybear3]

wow...thats what i'm calling future! :D

[kaosgoblin]

I actually prefer the things I eat to taste like the thing its supposed to, unless of course this technology is to pave the way for the food crisis where we all have to eat Brusselsprouts cause its the only thing that will grow fast enough to meet the needs of the people's hunger. In which case, maybe I want it to taste like something else.

[TigerSlashX]

Holographic meatloaf, MY FAVORITE!

[ophelius111]

Can this modified to make my broccoli taste like hamburgers?

[wrathallll]

WOW..... an almond cookie for ONLY $20,000....... BARGAIN!!!!!

why didnt i think of this?!?!

[spentfromnz]

You know you could just bake some almond cookies.

[M30W3R]

Cookie Monster loves this

[NeedForMadnessSVK]

so this is how mashines feed humans in matrix :D

[zigxig]

YES! with this we (may) kill obesity! Put on the headset and make veggies taste like chocolate!

[funk192]

wtf, that logo is now charcoal, so your basically eating poison

[swat007jp]

Can u make it taste like pussy?

[Oikonny]

@swat007jp

do you really want a cookies which tastes like salty milk or coins? Just kidding, but it would be interessting if the could taste like ANYTHING...

[dpat09]

@swat007jp HAHAHA

[gnarleydahly]

@swat007wtf you want it to smell like off fish?

[chosch]

@swat007jp bahahah i love how this is the most liked comment.

[crazygaarafan305]

@swat007jp why the hell would u want a fish tasting cookie

[orang3c4rt]

@swat007jp you got raw fish?

[swat007jp]

@orang3c4rt i love fish, do u like fish stick in your mouth?

[Clavera]

@swat007jp I think the reversed question would be, can you make a pussy taste like a chocolate cookie?

[DrakeMagnum]

that's an impressive experiment 

[LeafVillItachi]

THE COOKIE IS NOW A LIE

[cassey05]

THATS REALLY WEIRD.. WHAY DONT U JUST BUY A REAL FLAVORED COOKIE INSTEAD OF EATING A MIMICKING COOKIE AND WEARING THAT WEIRD HEAD GEAR OR WHATEVER... 

[XaneCrazy]

@cassey05 because then it defeats the whole purpose of wasting your money on more random junk that you don't need.

[proto993]

or u could by the real flavored cookie

[giascle]

Well yeah; taste is actually more determined by smell than the actual taste.

I'm learning this the hard way while I recover from nasal surgery. Imagine everything tasting like blood and Vaseline. :(

[Ritaliation]

@giascle that sucks man

[dementedweasel]

can it make a cookie taste like vagina?

[Ritaliation]

@dementedweasel topped off with a lovely hint of barf

[iluvtkandbk]

@dementedweasel wats that taste like? curious.

[dementedweasel]

@iluvtkandbk Kinda like fish...

[iluvtkandbk]

@dementedweasel

ewwwww >.<

[Dahlheim]

@dementedweasel why would you want that? vagina doesn't even taste good, it's just the fact that it's a vagina that makes it enjoyable

[dementedweasel]

@Dahlheim Ok Ok...I cannot argue with that fact...Well...fold the cookie over and then its a simulation

[Thorralf83]

With a head up display showing the proband a colour the efficiency will rise! For example a choclate brown layer, shown by a visible display that is also connected to the proband, will send a chocolate association like the artificial smell to the brain, too.

[Justin9Noble]

science is so stupid sometimes

[nooloo3000]

legit

[o0AndromedaB0o]

hmm, last i heard the vatican had a project like this going... they had a few problems though... apparently all their cookies tasted like penis

[Mrmtjones]

my uncle tried to do this experiment on me with popsicles, but the only flavor he could get to work tasted like penis

[percyth11]

@yoshisuniverse That headset could encourage the millions of hungry kids to eat the oil spill

[Zeredek]

@percyth11

I laughed.

[percyth11]

@Zeredek

It had to be said

[Tamuz95]

best waste of money

[tarohoa]

fill that up with essentials and we may just solve the obesity problem

[drftme]

the Matrix is real.....this is how they will feed us and it will trick us in thinking it taste good....

[B4IRUTUARU16]

wat a waste of money

[ilesbird]

... or, for the price of the device, research, and scientists, you could bake some cookies of the kind you desire.

On the other hand, making people believe that something is good, or something it's not, is pretty much what "marketing" and "branding" are all about. Science, bitches: tastes like whatever you want it to be.

[kaduisaui]

I gotta get those for my restaurant. That way the customers will think my food tastes good!

[daleds4]

this is reaally cool

[AkitaTom]

Want.

[AtomicKennen]

You Smell Delicious!

[youstupidwoman]

and people are starving ,being murdered on the high seas while trying to save millions from an illegal bock aid ,

[cutiko]

cool =) it can be done for eating untastefull food

[greatestsongsofLIFE]

make mine taste like a human baby! mmmmmm

[FranckBeck]

MATRIX!!!

[ahmology]

branding it will make it taste like a burnt cookie lol

[mrebyers]

Good to see science is making great strides in the field of cookie tasting...

[shadman1911]

interesting...

[simchamo]

talk about a let down...

[wwickeddogg]

It could make fat girls taste hot!

[ogrish84]

@wwickeddogg fat girls do taste hot you fag.

[thedragonwilleatyou]

@wwickeddogg More coushin for the pushin.

[wwickeddogg]

@thedragonwilleatyou mmmmmmm pussy

[Kruell]

Ok, so that's abt smell... and what abt taste?

[fcdog555]

@Kruell Like it said, changing the smell tricks your tasting:p

[dannyboyfour]

@Kruell taste pretty much is smell

[outlawkelb]

@dannyboyfour they are related but taste isnt pretty much smell.

[dannyboyfour]

@outlawkelb "Seventy to seventy-five percent of what we perceive as taste actually comes from our sense of smell." - scource: reachoutmichigan(dot)org/funex­periments/agesubject/lessons/n­ewton/tstesmll.html

[Rebelgium]

mmm tastes like chocolate...

Except you're eating pure cancer because of the charred logo branded on top of it.

[SCARREDMIND]

first it was the cake, now the cookie is a lie

[Ou8y2k2]

This cookie tastes like pussy.....cat.

[zx1011]

its a lil early for april fool - or is it a lil late?

[anubis2814]

The snozeberrys taste like snozeberries!

[JPO1618]

We've finally solved it! Science is now complete.

[xboxlivegstar11]

so busy helping the climate?? no busy making things taste like chocolate ftw

[HiLRoYpwns]

In Soviet Russia, Cookie tastes you!

[niiidar]

Hahaha, how did they come with this idea?

[ItchyFlea1]

I can see this written on food packets now: "Cookie system requirements:"

[Culturedropout]

@ItchyFlea1 - Yeah. And if it's MS-Cookie, every fifth time you use it, regardless of what you tell it, the cookie tastes like dish soap and you have to download an update to fix it. Until the next week.

[4look4rd]

@Culturedropout and if its iCookie it will work perfectly well, but it will cost so much that you could buy a life-time supply of cookies for less.

[Culturedropout]

@4look4rd - And you'll only be able to buy the data files for approved flavors of cookie. And if Steve Jobs suddenly decides he doesn't like oatmeal cookies, well, you're just SOL.

[ttobyg]

Virtual cookies can be useful in feeding survivors after natural disasters.

[Culturedropout]

@ttobyg - Yes, but only _virtual_ natural disasters...

[oldakustikblues]

one step closer to strawberry pussies

[fatrice217]

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!

[joosy13]

very nice! now make me a cookie without that damned headset-creepy-alien-thing

[LanteanKnight]

Not what I expected but still cool ;)

[pixelsalt]

yeah, like i need my cookies to taste like cookies?

[dennist3hmenace]

I can't wait for my virtual cookies.

[orangebluemango]

lol this is awesome!

[blendband]

Makes cookies taste burned and blows crums up your nose with the smell of almonds . Good Idea for a product.

[orangebluemango]

@blendband what have you made?

[blendband]

@orangebluemango GOOD cookies.

[orangebluemango]

@blendband but you cant produce good cookies in a few seconds

[blendband]

@orangebluemango And you cant teleport, whats your point?

[orangebluemango]

@blendband i dont understand your basis on teleportation but sure. good argument. i guess. not really

[blendband]

@orangebluemango haha what!? you told me I cant produce good cookies in a few seconds... OKAY?? that is as pointless as saying you cant teleport. Noone in the video is producing any good cookies so...

[orangebluemango]

@blendband what do you mean, my argument that you cannot create good cookies is very valid in the arguement seeing as the discussion and the video is about cookies. The viles they use to create the tastes are essentially combinations of, bitter, sweet, salt, sour, and savor. You can essentially create the sweetest most delicious cookie by chemically adding the flavors. no worries about burning them :) I am victorious

[blendband]

@orangebluemango Why would my inability to make "good cookies in a few seconds" have to do anything about the video? Just because the video involves cookies? How would it be a win to say that someone cant do something thats is impossible? There is no victory for you to have in this discussion.

[YuneShik]

@blendband You do not understand anything about progression, do you?

[orangebluemango]

@blendband lol, what do you mean? thats the purpose of the device, to make the best cookie of any flavor lawl. just accept you have no valid point

[blendband]

@orangebluemango Yes thats the purpose. But why does my cookiemaking skills has to do with that?

[orangebluemango]

@blendband lol, why dont you read back at your comments, makes sense why your points are so incoherent...

[blendband]

@orangebluemango Oh good argument "your points are so incoherent." you have no explaination of WHY they are incoherent. You say I cant produce cookies in a few seconds. Which does not have anything to do about the video except that it has some cookies in it. Then you want to claim some kind of victory because of the fact that I cant make cookies in a few seconds. That would be like if I said: "you cant teleport, I WIN!". You are trying to win on something that is unarguable.

[orangebluemango]

@blendband LOL but my points are coherent with every validity i have made. Let me break it down for you. you said you can make good cookies. but this machine can make the perfect cookie everytime no matter what flavor. so your argument was that i couldnt teleport. are you so dumb sir that you cannot see your own words? or is your head tilted so that you cannot even read at the aghastly comment

[blendband]

@orangebluemango First, This machine does NOT MAKE/PRODUCE cookies it alters premaid cookies. The teleportation argument is intentional because saying that I cant make cookies in a few seconds is as totally irrelevant.

[orangebluemango]

@blendband lol its completety relevant. you said you can make good cookies, this device can make perfect cookies everytime time in any moment. the cookie itself is just a surrogate for the flavors. also the branding portion of it brands onto it a code and a texture. so it is making delicious cookies in mere seconds. your teleportation argument has nothing absolutely nothing to do with anything. just admit to your retardation.

[blendband]

@orangebluemango The machine is not making any cookies. It makes premaid cookies taste good "in seconds". I answered your question "what have you made?" Then you made a totally irrelevant statement that I cant make good cookies in seconds. As irrelevant as me saying you cant teleport. Then you try to claim a victory in the discussion in the fact that i CANT make good cookies in a few seconds. Why would that make you win in ANY way? You are just "crumbling" by calling me dumb and retarded.

[blendband]

@orangebluemango The machine is supposed to make them taste good. Omg explain WHY my inability to "make good cookies in a few seconds" is relevant. (I did NOT flag/remove your comment)

[orangebluemango]

@blendband lol becuase this machine can do so, its only relelvenat to you because you said yo ucould make good ookies, my argument was you could not make them in mere seconds. this machine cannot make cookies but if you make surrogate cookies you can pretty much have the best of any kind of cookie

[blendband]

@orangebluemango So you are comparing me to the machine? You are getting at that I cant do it better myself so I should not complain about the machine?

[orangebluemango]

@blendband yea pretty much

[DeadScarab]

finaly they invented somthn that makes cookies taste like cookies ^^