..... Dam.. I wacthed Girl with Dragon tattoo wieners got dogged asses were penetrated(Id say her ass was more like a 12 Chinese school girl,) .but good movie Brown Town..... DAM
i loved that movie girl with a dragon tatoo it was good no great i forced my ex to go with me u kno why hmmm cuz hes my bitch lol love u vash like always ;)
so much to follow!! Penis Squating here, anal blasting there, and metal dildos getting kicked in asses....wow...This movie sounds like its one of those that you would just be all, "WHAT THE F**K MAN?!?"
I liked Avatar, not the movie I heard that sucked ass lol, is there that much anal blasting and penis squating in the original or did they just throw that in the new one??
@vash12349 That's good that your family supports you like that. I also wondered what you're family thought of it, but now I know that they're cool with it.
@raphaelmigliori I personally imagine vash the stamped with a mohawk..idk he mentioned cutting his hair but the barbor didnt have the rite clippers for mohawks..
actually the last airbender was a false advertisment cause after i watched that i wanted to find the director and kick him in the nuts cause the trailer looked good but the movie sucked Ass!
@MrSporeGamer Aha... the movie is in sweden and the actors are from sweden. and why make an englsih version? when its is already 3 off them whit english dub :/ and the swedish ones is better :3
@AGirlWhoPlayGames they made an english version because people like me dont like reading subtitles or listening to horrible dubbing. they americanized it so more people can see the movie and not skip it for those reasons. i actually had to watch the sweedish ones a few times to get what was going on because i cant read and watch at the same time. thats why i usually just skip them.
The first underworld is awesome, it's what got me into Blade. Yeah Kate Beckinsale looks pretty damn good XD. and for Alien I think Sigourney Weaver was in underwear or something, but thats about it LOL
You should continue these
coollava27 3 days ago
Sammy+Vash= EPICNESS!
Kev0961 6 days ago
Sammy is so adorable with that hat,but damn vash can a seal get some milk duds.
dreamosley 3 weeks ago
wtf...mario in the backround o.o
TheSuperShinx 3 weeks ago
i wacthed the whole Movie dam that movie was great. couldn't sit still for 3hours tho, Bet sammy was happy when what happened to the cat. lol
Cs2sasukeuchiha12 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
XD poop shoot
Combatwolf987 1 month ago
Sammy's hat is epic
spiderboy9199 1 month ago
Also Penises were squatted on LOL
Cs2sasukeuchiha12 1 month ago in playlist PWP
..... Dam.. I wacthed Girl with Dragon tattoo wieners got dogged asses were penetrated(Id say her ass was more like a 12 Chinese school girl,) .but good movie Brown Town..... DAM
Cs2sasukeuchiha12 1 month ago in playlist PWP
@Cs2sasukeuchiha12 and dildos were shoved in asses. I died laughing at that part XD
Cs2sasukeuchiha12 1 month ago in playlist PWP
vash/Sammy are you watching THE GREY? Are you gonna have a review for it? I love the voice you do for Liam Neeson!
medievalknievelC001 1 month ago
sammy give me the face and ill feed you your favorite food. is it fish?
RCPDproductions 1 month ago
I think the only boobs in Alien was Ripley's tight tank top, Them nips were perky!
EVILterminator5 1 month ago
lololololololol at 3:21 - 3:50
K1495 1 month ago in playlist Season 1
hey transformers movies are like 3 to 4 hours long
Jesusosiel213 1 month ago
sammy the team commander of u.s. SEAL team six
Jesusosiel213 1 month ago
I didn't think it was going to be funny (But then I thought) Fuck everything vash does is funny
aut316 1 month ago
Hey vash, what did you think of the Max Payne movie?
mimgodfather 1 month ago
"That mans hairpiece was GLORIOUS!" Oh god....I died on that part
wedran123 1 month ago
Iknow neason as ateam.....
NIKBIGMAK48516 2 months ago
I bet when Sammy dies, at the gates of heaven there will be a bunch of skanky women, scatered ass, and a lifetime supply of Milkduds.
XxAxel2435x 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@XxAxel2435x And mac getting kicked in the balls repeatedly
wedran123 1 month ago
i now what begins whit a p and ends whit orn
Popcorn yoshie's favorite thing
MayhemPkerz 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Sammy=awsome
spiderboy9199 2 months ago
this is the funniest shit i have ever seen
residentevilfan912 2 months ago
More puppets
spiderboy9199 2 months ago
weird softcore porn?
Georgecg12 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
@Georgecg12 She squats on his dick...and sticks a metal dildo up a rapists ass....Dont think that qualifies as "softcore"
wedran123 2 months ago
@wedran123 it does if your gay
residentevilfan912 1 month ago
pound town
evilryutaropro 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
rack city
1406dyl 2 months ago
around 5:40 looks like sammy is about 2 ejaculate XD
Hilt0n12345679 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
i love breasts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xboxfanboy233 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
i know him as that andthe TAKEN guy that i can never remember his name.
wakablam 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vash12349
How does Samy know what the ass of a 12 year old boy look like
MrPacization 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vash12349
@MrPacization you beat me to the question >.<
SUPERGREGGJR 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
my second favorite seal is with club XP
ref5aat 2 months ago
ok.. i stoped at 9:50. going to watch it now... brb.
AdiktdToLoli 2 months ago
i loved that movie girl with a dragon tatoo it was good no great i forced my ex to go with me u kno why hmmm cuz hes my bitch lol love u vash like always ;)
sexynakedgirl525 2 months ago
they through garbage at me cause im a f@#$%&* seal. damn i can tell me and sammy would be great friends all that ASS man
realkiller108 2 months ago
I love this
lolitsmatt 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
bs is bull seal?makes sense
LemoWolf 2 months ago
Vash if you started reviewing music videos that would be awesome!
eljefe510 2 months ago
Awww man i want to see The Grey! That trailer looked awesome!!!
sm2142 2 months ago
Omg I have that same hat XD
TheCookiemurder 2 months ago
I saw that movie. let's just not talk about it. O_o
AdrianR2000 2 months ago
Soooo... the movie is a porn?
machinimamarlon 2 months ago
Yo vash. Breasts or booty?
DrDread 2 months ago
come on vash u no sammy deserves some milk duds by now :)
Punkmaggot7 2 months ago
He says When I grow up, how the hell old is this seal
fluffleluff356 2 months ago
Vash, did you know Nick Cage is married to an asian woman half his age? Talk about bootleg.
UltraredM 2 months ago
This is possibly the funniest Vash video I have ever seen.
ciangaffney 2 months ago
@david80828 my friends wonder why i say bootleg all the time but i nvr say it lol
TheJbrown60 2 months ago
so much to follow!! Penis Squating here, anal blasting there, and metal dildos getting kicked in asses....wow...This movie sounds like its one of those that you would just be all, "WHAT THE F**K MAN?!?"
PunkX2000 2 months ago
@PunkX2000
trust me IT IS *shudder*
isabellaacereto 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
because of vash i say boot leg around over 900000000 times a day
david80828 2 months ago
vash i looooove this !!!!! you and sammy are awesome!
Kittycat19ify 2 months ago
merry christmas vash and everyone else that enjoys his commentary :D
3102485 2 months ago
@vash12349 add me on psn my psn is chezpancake maybe we can record together
nowayipee 2 months ago
Mighty!
ALF5321 2 months ago
That's Not Vash! It's Sammy!
TheDiamondMusiq 2 months ago
Damn, Vash knows who Marky Mark is. He had legit like one good song, the whitest rapper before Eminem and Vanilla Ice XD.
InsanePersonFell 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
Nicholas Cage Vampire, Now #1 search whenever you search nicholas cage on Google.
Rofl.
nemesis50 2 months ago
Sammy gives it the SEAL of Approval
TehEpicness12349 2 months ago 44
@TehEpicness12349 i think you now gave sammy a new saying :D lol your bootleg
vash12349 2 months ago 38
@vash12349 sorry for saying that man i was trying to be funny
NATETHEGRATE98 2 months ago
Sammy you are AWESOME!!
HellaUtube 2 months ago
someone should make fanart for sammy of sammy. and you know what kind of art i mean......
zackXvincent 2 months ago
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zackXvincent 2 months ago
he should go see the darkest hour
armykiller96 2 months ago
This is trippy when stoned :/ I accually thought the puppet was alive Good sh**
andypmz07 2 months ago
Squeaky swear time FTW xD
MrZer017 2 months ago
This is like the modern day Syphil and Ollie show from MTV way back in the 90's. Shit is hilarious.
Delo6689 2 months ago
I liked Avatar, not the movie I heard that sucked ass lol, is there that much anal blasting and penis squating in the original or did they just throw that in the new one??
ragekage20 2 months ago
The beggining sound is from sonic adventure 2!!
thatoneguy13371 2 months ago
avatar the last ass bender (dosent stop lafing) lololololololololol
killkill123100 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vash12349
10:13 i heard a page flip. i think vash is doin somin else while the seal just randomly talks
shadowlizard4sauke 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vash12349
I love breasts too XD
227ujo 2 months ago 2
@NATETHEGRATE98 I agree with you 100o/o. I wonder if anyone in his family knows about this.
coolteen2006 2 months ago
i wonder if one vash's friends or family walked in on him went like " Why the fuck are you playing with puppets? "
NATETHEGRATE98 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vash12349
@NATETHEGRATE98 they actually give me ideas, and help out with camera placing. my family are very supportive of everything i do.
vash12349 2 months ago 4
@vash12349 That's good that your family supports you like that. I also wondered what you're family thought of it, but now I know that they're cool with it.
headshot959 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
The Review starts at around 6:05 but honestly, The entire video is hilarious.
BajiBunny 2 months ago
XD if it was me I would have so rubbed that bald dudes head
LittlexKisaxKun 2 months ago
Omg that means anothers coming soon. Stoked.
911Superzzz 2 months ago
Maybe it's just me, but when I go to the movies, I get those Junior Mints, or those Sno-Caps........
trishy0of0hearts 2 months ago
TITANIC 3D
ufovin 2 months ago
The books are awesome especially in the original language XD
videocritic2463 2 months ago
whers macensy
SuperPeoplesperson 2 months ago 2
@SuperPeoplesperson hes been sick but in real life ive been sick and i cant do his voice lol i have a little cold.
vash12349 2 months ago 2
WTF I WAS GONNA WATCH THAT MOVIE!!!!!! thank you vas i was almost scarred by blowjobs and tazer ass-fucking!!!!!
000zeromaster 2 months ago
Girlakiin, fuck yeah!
TehEpicness12349 2 months ago
DAmn
MrGREENE1996 2 months ago
That Mario is looking into my soul .
terminator499 2 months ago 18
vash talks bout marky mark i pause video watch a marky mark music video found myself 2 hours later singing along to good vibrations
TheDesteos 2 months ago
why are all the playing with puppets just movie reviews now?
chewysen 2 months ago 5
@chewysen because people asked for them and theyre getting what they asked for
vash12349 2 months ago 15
This has been flagged as spam show
Show ur face
nowayipee 2 months ago
@nowayipee show your ass
vash12349 2 months ago 59
@vash12349
nicely done :D
DrChuck45 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vash12349
@vash12349 We *CAN* see vash's face... he's the sack boy XD.
creaphoenix 2 months ago in playlist Season 1
it would make sense if vash was sammy
funnykidyyz 2 months ago
Vash, to me, you'll always be a comfy seal playing games when I watch your vids.
raphaelmigliori 2 months ago 48
@raphaelmigliori I personally imagine vash the stamped with a mohawk..idk he mentioned cutting his hair but the barbor didnt have the rite clippers for mohawks..
PyschadelicFan 2 months ago
@raphaelmigliori And I thought i was the only one
UnneccesaryNonsense 2 months ago
Mario seems a bit happy back there...
SantaFebuff 2 months ago
Cute! When you have Sammy laugh, you should have him bark like a seal.
medievalknievelC001 2 months ago
hey vash! do you really take sammy with you to the cinema? because it would be epic if you payed 2 seats and put a puppet in one of them :P
CaptnLenox 2 months ago
Where do you get those puppets?
physcadelicocarina 2 months ago
Alright. Somebody look up what AGirlWhoPlayGames said.
M1GR1 2 months ago
@M1GR1 page 6
saitomitsurugi18 2 months ago
@saitomitsurugi18 Thank you.
M1GR1 2 months ago
FINALLY! some ELSE who called Mark Walberg Marky Mark!
ShadeofBlack1199 2 months ago
i saw the adventure of tintin and it was awesome...its just so tasteh...like uncharted..
TDAdam12 2 months ago
OOOOOH YAH, rocking the SLURPEES!!! WH000T
ShadeofBlack1199 2 months ago
This is brilliant vash, makes me think that a vash podcast would be great xD
chunkylord266 2 months ago
2 Words: Butt blastin. B) Vash your fucking reviews are amazing.
zapiszak 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vash12349
Now i don't want to watch any movie reviews unless its done by a puppet.
TheShazu 2 months ago
It shouldn't be "BS" it should be "BL" BOOT LEG
kidcold100 2 months ago
personaly im glad vash is doing somethin different.
EvoWacko 2 months ago
Vash's talk about breast, titties and Ci-Fi movies? Made my day before christmas!
Seldanas 2 months ago
love the fart bleeps
94jetsfan 2 months ago
Dragon girl is played by the girl who played marks ex girlfriend in the social network.
Josephalfaro96 2 months ago
I love breasts...
tobiLuv1993 2 months ago
peepls *MIND BLOW* The girl with the dragon tattoo was the chick from the opening scene of The Social Network.
Lonewolf349128 2 months ago
sorry vash, nobody got nekked in aliens. :(
Lonewolf349128 2 months ago
Tintin has. Even out for ages, no bitching
SuperDaniel4200 2 months ago
love these please keep em coming, one question though, what is that big clear bottle in the background?
MemeCameron 2 months ago
@MemeCameron Liquid courage
DTRxThePriceOfDeth 2 months ago
like this video vash
johnnytemari403 2 months ago
5:40 had me DYING XD
JohnAKASquib 2 months ago
ty vash for uploading on my bday
deathblade623 2 months ago
Her name is Rooney Mara btw vash
LuEdPaDo 2 months ago
LOL flipper up
rodrikkonen 2 months ago
girl with a dragon tatoo ... that's Millenium , right ?
publicmasturbator666 2 months ago
actually the last airbender was a false advertisment cause after i watched that i wanted to find the director and kick him in the nuts cause the trailer looked good but the movie sucked Ass!
keane123ification 2 months ago in playlist More videos from vash12349
"Just wanted to rub it and make a wish!"Made my fucking night xD
norwegiandude11 2 months ago
Where's mac, wanna see him getting trolled
draymond267 2 months ago
omg. i get it now. vash is sammy!
animalstuffing 2 months ago
soo is the girl with the dragon tattoo just basically porn lol
solidsnake2191 2 months ago
hey vash u should use that mario puppet in the background for one episode :)
herosuperstar1 2 months ago
i hated the last air bender and dragon ball evolution. hollywood shouldn't make movies out of anime
sanbox242 2 months ago
I couldn't stop staring at the creepy Mario bobble head in the background
SyrJirk 2 months ago
tintin is so damn good, you need to see it
TittiesLover12349 2 months ago
"all dat' scattered ass" That made this video.
SillyChocobo 2 months ago
i want to see the adventures of tintin tootoo
ssjfalconman 2 months ago
we now know that vash is a seal and his real name is sammy...i feel complete. Wait how does he grip a controler with flippers
SlarzararPrime82 2 months ago
I want one Sammy for Christmas
wadedinasty23 2 months ago
I agree with sammy, MILK DUDS ARE MY FAVORITE CANDY :D
Karukano0110 2 months ago
So this is Vash's true identity lol
Kishimyu 2 months ago
8:51-9:11 hilarious
aka12300 2 months ago
dont show them no fear.. look them in the eye... MMM!!!! sammy shakes :)) so freakin funny :)) damn sammy's so damn cute:))
kris0228 2 months ago
I love you Sammy<3<3<3
Zentrix97 2 months ago
Bull Seal? Sounds very strong and virile. xD
Whut? D:
slyfoxlover 2 months ago
My nipples look like Milk Duds!
MadMax260582 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Flipper up! *pose* xD
xxthexxmojoxx 2 months ago
the girl with the dragon tattoo is from norway :D
MrSporeGamer 2 months ago
@MrSporeGamer No shes from sweden :3
AGirlWhoPlayGames 2 months ago
@AGirlWhoPlayGames i meant the book... :P
MrSporeGamer 2 months ago
@MrSporeGamer Aha... the movie is in sweden and the actors are from sweden. and why make an englsih version? when its is already 3 off them whit english dub :/ and the swedish ones is better :3
AGirlWhoPlayGames 2 months ago
@AGirlWhoPlayGames people wanna make money :S
MrSporeGamer 2 months ago
@MrSporeGamer yhe... but why dont make an other movie then whit the same actors?
AGirlWhoPlayGames 2 months ago
@AGirlWhoPlayGames no idea, no idea
MrSporeGamer 2 months ago
@AGirlWhoPlayGames they made an english version because people like me dont like reading subtitles or listening to horrible dubbing. they americanized it so more people can see the movie and not skip it for those reasons. i actually had to watch the sweedish ones a few times to get what was going on because i cant read and watch at the same time. thats why i usually just skip them.
vash12349 2 months ago 19
@vash12349 <3
QuantumResolve 2 months ago
@vash12349 i only typed this to waste your time :3
TheMe172 2 months ago
@TheMe172 Yes but in turn you wasted more time in typing it then vash will deleting it
DTRxThePriceOfDeth 2 months ago
@vash12349 Preach it Vash!
M1GR1 2 months ago
@AGirlWhoPlayGames It's a second adaptation of the novel.
animator297 2 months ago
@MrSporeGamer no its Swedish
AJ3RDAMAN232 2 months ago
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The first underworld is awesome, it's what got me into Blade. Yeah Kate Beckinsale looks pretty damn good XD. and for Alien I think Sigourney Weaver was in underwear or something, but thats about it LOL
deathmetalshredify 2 months ago
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deathmetalshredify 2 months ago
Brown town! That had me cracking up xD
MizterConfuzing 2 months ago
Sammy Don't be jealous of cats,You just wish you were as cute as them. :)
MrChasingdragon 2 months ago
THIS IS FUNNY AS FUCK
arbiterofdeath1 2 months ago