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  • oh my goodness, what the hell ever happened to daxflame. this is like a walk down youtube memory lane

  • was feeling a bit nostalgic, missing Doc Rusty and all.....had to rewatch this video...still cracks me up. Now gimme yer damn Twix.

  • Why don't you take this video down, it's kind of embarrassing. For you.

  • ;) lol

  • "you're just a goofy silly bastard" lol nice!

  • boo we mildly disapprove you booo

  • i think i`m in love with you (K)... getting jealous from your GF.

  • Great great Vid....I've never watched a DD video and thankyou for showing what type of people LisaN hangs out with. I would never view one of his vids and I've only ever watched one of LN's.....Great Vids Mate keepem coming.

  • this is still hilarious

  • vanawesome does mke a strong argument in his video lisanova does seem overexposed nowadays. Also she does take this criticisms of her personally, to make videos insulting her critics, i personally think thats poor taste but hating lisanova i don't but i do agree that danny diamond is quite a stooge.

  • You r just awsome...but I guess u already know that...your name...duuuuh...silly me! keep rockin'! :D

  • freakin hilarious. subscribe!

  • Ahahahaha. It's good to come back and watch the classics.

  • Haha! you got my subscribe!

  • dude ur hilarious

  • Has anyone ever told you that you have a perfect voice for radio?

  • wow. i just discovered you and i have to say that i LOVE you. i just subscribed. yay happy little yellow button!

  • Awesome! I just subscribed because your videos rule! Also, nice banner.

  • i just needa say look' look at that and i win u defeated ur self lol this is a funny video

  • I just subscribed over this

  • Dude...OMG...

    Danny must be suicidal after this

    Ahahaha :)

    And Lisa never knew what hit her anyway.

  • Ms Nova looks like she just snorted coke*

  • Gansta Hosen

    LOLOLOLOL

    Sehr shön

    vanawesome uber alles

  • i just need to say, "look. look at that." and i win. hahahahaha i havent watched this since you first posted it, i mustve missed that part the first time because i dont remember peeing myself that time.

  • OMG SO BRILLIANT

  • funny, entertaining, and oddly informative. You should work for the Daily Show.

  • I never use paint.

  • I loved this vid... Especially when you showcase your "controversial videos" lmao! ;)

    -Daniel

  • her director is seriously retarded, possibly a bit more than lisa herself

  • Oh man, that's the shit right here man. Laughed my ass off. Especially at the expressions on your face when watching the rap lol.

    Oh and the light/cat comments lol

    Add me as a friend.

  • lol i dont know who he is but you still made me laugh!

  • OMG i love you "yaay.. don't use paint..yaay."

  • xD man.. now tats <3

  • ROFL that has got to be the funiest vid i ever saw! o.o ur so friggin' funny dude! 5/5 XD

  • This is a fantastic video, and extremely funny! Thanks for the laugh!

  • Fancy! I want a green screen!

  • Too funny, great job!

  • your so funny dud 5/5

  • We Mildly Dissaprove of You. -The Anti-Paint Society

    "No paint was Abused in the making of this comment. Boooooo"

  • 5/5!!!! Dude, yer the best!! So funny!!

  • what did she do?!

  • Worth watching (5 stars).... +subscribed. Check my channel out if you want to return the complement.

  • lol that was hilarious and oh so true!!

  • this is better than tv

  • lol

  • LOL! I don't think I've laughed this hard in a long, long time. I think I snorked my drink up my nose at the part with the kitty and the flashlight...

  • damn your talented at this shit :D *subscribed*

  • Vanawesome, there is only one word that can describe this video....and that is awesome...or some other phrase that means "good". Whatever you crazy kids are saying these days.

  • lol i so dont know anything about youtube beefs and dont care ...but i gotta say this guy kept my attention the whole 9 minutes...haha fat ppl rock!

  • *ruffles hair*

    Funny :D

    We all wuv u :)

  • You're all right, man.:)

  • dude you had me rolling..lol awesome vid

  • hahha i am so suscribing (without sounding like a pin-up babe).....

    damn i cant believe i just messed my comment up in the first sentence.......

    in summary, you rule lisanova sucks, danny diamond is trying too see how many times he can lip-synch to the same people without being assaulted and im suscribing!

    ~~ben~~

  • very interesting video! good points! subscribed :-)

  • haha. i love your stuff dave.  thanks!

  • lmfao...that is all

  • Good video! I will sub.

  • So instead of pretending to rap at you, he's going to cast you in some redonkulous thriller remake? What's this "you have one week to reply" bs? I don't know why I even bother surfing by his channel... Anyway, I'm sure you'll turn it around into something funny.

  • haha. seriously. You won't be disappointed with what i got cookin.

  • just reconfirmed everything I thought about you.. that you are rad, and great, and just freakin amazing.

  • nice job

  • that was pretty fun ;d

  • Wonderfully witty ol' chap. I've been without internet for over a month, and have been missing your non-physical presence in my life.

  • You have a new subscriber. :o)

  • good video, and a new subscriber here.

  • Nice video mate. very funny. Subscribed to you.

  • You are so much much better than danny diamond if you were in a retarded battle you would kick his ass. You are super funny danny diamond isnt joking around in his videos hes an ass head. You have a new subscriber

  • Okay dude.

    I like your videostyle ALOT, I think your editing is freaking awsome, But, I also think that danny diamond is pretty funny makeing a vid where hes just smoking to markymark, and calling for a dance of, I mean dude. He wasnt serious. I also think your name rocks! Keep up the good work, but leave the bad.

  • that's the problem though man. you can't tell he's not serious. His execution sucks. Anyway, thanks. haha. Glad you like my style.

  • It should be noted that Haley Berry is actually a horrible actress all on her own.

  • P.S. This is hilarious, by the way. Great vid.

  • Damn good video. Danny is a douche

  • your so funny!!

  • Danny Diamond is a Lame childish idiot...

    hahhahahaha LOL so Funny ...

    from last month with his direction LisaNova took a 64% overall drop in Viewership...

    her last comment Spam was July the 10th 2007 cause now she cant.

    I challenged them to Spam thousands a day like they used to and yet now they can't now with comment codes LOL...

    Now Danny Diamond uses her Friends Bulletins to Spam Promote his channel videos.

  • your like rite abou teverything lol WERE SUBCRIBING~!~

  • I like LisaNova but you're pretty funny

    I dislike DannyDiamond

  • i absolutely love this!! everytime i watch this it after a shitty day a work, it makes me laugh! Vanawesome is truly amazing! Enough of the ass kissing now lmao

  • ?v=oLWFQz3Qc2c

  • Nice!!

  • First now I notice that you actually have "gangsta-hosen" as a tag, great :D

  • im trying to stay out of the dramas but this vlog goes into my faves

  • I just had to watch this again! It's soooo funny! :D

  • That was smart funny! I loved the sheer cleverness and the hysterically funny witiness -- the works! This is better than Stephen Colbert.

  • wow thanks. that's probably the best compliment i've ever gotten.

  • That was pretty damn funny... I am impartial to the whole "war". I enjoy seeing funny videos like this and the drama is kind of interesting. The only thing I didn't like was watching communitychannel, lisanova, channelreviews and a million others do boring vlogs about it. It was just time wasted that could have been spent doing more dumb sketches.

  • NOO! did I miss a beat down!? oh man. well let me jsut say YEAH! Take THAT 5minproductions...you dun got VanOWNED (to quote my buddy) BUUUURNED...I feel better now.

  • funny video! keep it up.

  • LOL! that was great nice eight minutes and fourtysix secounds of my life was wasted but had a point liked that godzilla thing lol yeah guess i'll go flag peoples videos becuase im a ass like that yeah wait that dudes is skinny...:( im not much bigger xD (around the stomach) everything else diffrent story

  • Your comedy style is pretty cool. Not over-edge. You remind me of Home Movies for some reason.

  • This made me laugh so hard! Even though it was funny the points raised were completely valid!

  • Ask Danny diamond if him and Keanu reeves are gonna make another Bill and Ted movie, oh and 5minutewonder treat yourself to a new console, i give your mom enough money every night......fuck knows why! she's fucking pegging!

  • Tell Danny Diamond Marky Mark called and wants his past-life back. x

  • My mom came up with your screen name? Geez, I didn't realize you came standard with "self-burning" technology. This makes my job much easier!

  • The only thing upsetting me is your blatant disregard for the English language.

  • haha. sure you are buddy. But did you see what pacermike had to say, cuz that was funny.

  • Haha, "5minuteproductions"? You let your girlfriend come up with your screen name? Zing!

  • hahhaa. pwned. Way to suck... haha.  "5minuteproductions"

  • vanawesome.. boo don't don't use paint.

    lol classic. AGAIN YOU ARE AWESOME.

  • PROOF READ!

  • reverse psychology isn't gonna work on me, and you can't use that, that's my joke.

  • I most definitely can get you in touch with CR, i just won't. Cuz you're a douchebag. Good day.

  • lurv ur new vid.... very funny.

  • i have no idea what you're talking about. I went to your channel and saw you were from Canada, then left. I have no idea what your other account is or what is going on in the "who C.R. bs"... Whatever that means.

  • I've really heard such wonderful things about the Canadian Educational System.  Way to prove them all wrong 5minPro. (there, now you have a cute new abbreviation too)

  • "your pathedic" haha. Man, you make this too easy. You spelled both "you're" and "pathetic" wrong.

    Like MCEC said, I hope the irony isn't lost on you.

  • heh.. "youses" its a wonder that they even let you use a computer. and you're wrong. I talk things over with my brother sometimes before i make a video, but i do everything myself on these. So blow me.

  • but...lisa nova doesn't even make her videos, so there's no way she CAN be a better video maker...

  • Dude, I know it's been a while since I've posted anything, but this video seriously rocked. Had me laughing and I haven't even payed much attention to this whole situation.

  • haha. thanks JB. Hope to see yah put out something soon.  No worries about not paying attention to the whole thing, Nat and Lisa took down the bulk of the videos alread, so, it's all sure to just fade away soon.

  • This video is the best and only good thing to come out of this "war." Diamond was the right angle to go with. You know, he looks like and older Ferguson from Clarissa Explains It All. Weird.

  • but i don't get the anti-paint thing...i must have missed something.

  • it's a joke. haha. there is no actual "anti-painting crowd" that "mildly disapproves" of paint. it's funny because it's so ridiculous. ok, now that it's been explained, it's no longer as funny.

  • way to ruin it for everybody sweetflavah! haha. j/k. thansk for stoppin by.

  • hi vanawesome, how did you do the stop-action in your painting video? thanx.

  • ooh...yea i thought it seemed ridiculous...but i read someone else's comment about anti-paint ppl so i began to wonder if they were serious..hahaha thanks for explaining tho.

  • I am a little bit uncomfortable with lead paint.

  • YEA!

  • lisa sucks

    so i guess danny is starting his own war on CR?

    i say bring it on...

  • Despite their common use of the accordian, yodelling and Polka should not be confused as the same thing.

  • Unbeknownst to many people, the accordian is the world's greatest rock and roll instrument, as proven by They Might Be Giants and Weird Al Yankovic. :)

  • Don't forget about the Electric Jug!

  • Damn that was hilarious. And educational, I had no idea that Danny guy existed.

  • At first I was going to try and make this post intersting to somehow catch your attention...but then I got bored. So instead i will say it. "Vanawesome, you make hate wars fun."

  • hahaha. that's my new favorite comment ever.

  • dude, funniest part ever was teh godzilla scene, hilarious assed shit dude

  • haha. I agree, i love the godzilla depiction of nova's video.  What a disgrace Lisa Nova is. haha.

  • LOL, that was just too funny. Your video editing skills are pretty topnotch!

    p.s: make art not war, damn right

  • Maximum pwnage!!!

  • haha. yah, Danny Diamond has nothing on van. This is the owning of a lifetime.

  • ROFL you know you're awesome dude. gangsta-hosen. thats hillarious.

  • gangsta-hosen! LOL. I like your approach to this "war" thing the most.

  • enough with the crude stuff, if your gonna dig at someone do it like this,v funny

  • Omg that funny, gonna have to look at your other vids.

    laser pointer, hahahahaa

  • VanAwesome, I don't know why you don't have like a hundred million subscribers already. You're growth rate is good, though.

    NUUMBERS! What do they meeeen?

  • yah, my beard grows pretty fast huh? haha. Thanks man.

  • vanawesome, you are seriously one of the funniest guys on youtube. This video was great. 5 stars for the message, and a new subscriber because of your beard, 'I mean comedic genious! XD

  • yes, i knew this killer beard would get me at least one subscriber. haha. thanks Judo. Appreciate it.

  • vanawesome i gotta say that i once was subscribed to lisa nova but after seeing this video....i unsubscribed faster than lisa nova can chase a laser pointer....keep it up dude!

  • Danny is a giant d-bag. I had a good laugh at his comment about you on his last video: "I feel bad for vanawesome for ever getting tied up with that loser. He had potential. Oh well...let this be a lesson to others. Don't make the same mistake vanawesome made." Oh noes,looks like vanawesome is finished lol. . . god what a prick.

  • haha. yah i saw that too, it was not worth a reply.

  • at 6:24 she looks coked up...wiping her nose n what not.

  • Man, that danceoff thing is just embarrassing. Did they check his ID when he bought that pack of smokes?

    As for the LisaNova pays out - that was just a bit too quick. Is someone at youtube scripting this drama ala lonelygirl or did they just work overtime to try and steal some of CC's thunder?

  • I too have my doubts about the whole thing between LN & CC. Especially when Hill88 got involved. I wouldn't put it past these supposed "Youtube stars" (talk about little fish in a tiny pond...) to do something like that to get publicity.

  • maybe they were trying to compete with the season ending of lonelygirl?

  • hahaaha. interesting theory, but i seriously doubt it.

  • That's because you're in on it. It's one massive youtube-contrived drama-rama fest but fortunately my patented tinfoil hat makes me immune to succumbing to the gullibilty of others in this regard.

  • hmm, excellent insight. There may be something to this. Dig deeper sir. Find the truth.

  • dude, this should be featured, funny as hell man, gj!

  • nah, IanCrossland really needs to be featured.... oh.. wait. (sigh)

  • Man you just got another subscriber

  • thanks urix. Glad to have yah on board.

  • Holy shit! That was funnier than anything Lisa and Danny dipshit will ever create.You buried them alive.

  • LOL consider yourself subscribed to!

    The cat thing was fucking hilarious.

    Sooooo true.

    Oh God, I am still laughing XD

  • BOOZE? more like COKE, thats a coke head if i ever did see one, did you see that nostril sniff?? Terrible.

    I could use a line myself.

  • This is a pretty funny video, sir. About the spam issue.. They're never going to admit they did anything wrong and youtube's probably not going to do anything about it. Afterall, they were just trying to make youtube more interactive... riiight. So I agree, attack the "brains" of that operation. The laser pointer and the "look at that, and I win" bits were brilliant.

  • I have to warn you though. you have to watch out for those anti-paint protesters. I tried to paint my house earlier this year and they kept trying to throw fur at it.. those rat bastids..

  • Brilliant and very entertaining. After watching their video I came to the same conclusions as you, only thing she knows about computers are view counts and she looks at that because it relates to how much money she earns.

  • dude..... you rule and if Danny raps at you ill call him a Wigger your preety funny

  • I think....no, wait a minute....no I don't.

    That Danny Diamond prick sounds like a real twisted mofo.

    Nice polka, vanawesome.

  • If you didn't delete it then it's my bad, but I checked it 3 times before posting. The point though was that I have seen channelreview's boys post many many times, (sometimes the same thing) on their vids which is exactly what they were supposed to be fighting.

  • There are hypocrites on every side of every argument. But, i dont think hondo is one. I've been sending messages back and forth with him for months. He's a good guy. I don't think he'd spam intentionally, but I have seen some others do exactly what you're talking about. Can't control em all.

  • If you hate her because you think she has no talent that's fine, but then don't start a war with the spamming as a your reaaon. We've all see what happens when you start a war without a good reason.

  • hondo1188 posted a comment that began "lolol that boy has talent" I saw it once as a normal comment, the other as a reply to a post calling you a fag. They were 4 pages apart but now the reply one is gone. Maybe the thread reset or maybe you deleted it.

  • hmm, i haven't deleted any comments. but, i never trust the pages thing. I always go to "see all comments" or whatever that button is, cuz I often can't follow what comment is replying to what and it seems like they repeat themselves as well. Anyway, two "that boy has talents" i dont think classifies as spam in my book.

  • awesome video. <3

  • it's hard not to <3 baio. He may be making an appearance soon.

  • hondo1188, why did you cut and paste the same response on this vid, I thought you hated spam. Why have a couple of names posted multiple times on this vid. Just like antiandy9 spamming up CR's vid on the discussed list. He has posted 60 times on that vid. You guys obviously hate Nova for a reason other than the spamming. I wonder what it is?

  • which comment are you talking about. I didn't see hondo spammin.

  • I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Danny Diamond has the most phallic mic I've ever seen.

  • hahahaha. Yes, this is true... very good observation.

  • van, you are the funniest. I don't know what skehan has against you. Probably your awesomeness. He's got little tiny girly arms.

  • yah, i'm not sure either. But really, who doesn't that guy have a problem with. I'm not too worried about it.

  • youre a really good director. better than whatshisname.

  • hey thanks flyswattt. Appreciate that.

  • Excellent!

  • Comic gold.

    Subscribed.

  • looooooooool

  • Vanawesome, my friend, you have firmly hit the head on the nail.

    I haven't been on YT much recently, but when I saw Nova's attack on Natalie, my freaking mind exploded. Your response, and her's, were handled with grace and class.

    I really didn't mind the form-letter comments from Nova. I was subscribed to her, after all. But this attack on our sweet lady from the down under was unacceptable. I am now unsubed, and Nova is the 1st person I have blocked from my channel.

  • thanks admiral! as always, a pleasure to hear from you, and I agree. I was pretty enraged about the natalie attack. very very uncalled for.

  • alright I wasn't expecting to laugh but the polka bit made me chuckle.

  • excellent ! humour always win ! I subscribed !