Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 30 1/2

[Camelle1986]

You guys have such sexy scottish accents!

[JackTR21]

Snoop Dogg is going to rap Draco? Awesome

[aristokraticassassin]

@EarlGreyGeek oh seriously!? lol oh PLEASE send it to me XD

[NorweganWood]

What's even better is that the pentagram/pentacle is not a symbol of satanisam

[pushinupdaisies85]

This story has NO RIGHT to mention Kurt Cobain. NO RIGHT, GODDAMN YOU

[ReasonsSomewhatKnown]

Evony is the least normal person, it's a fucking curse!!

[reallifeliver]

Am I the only one that remembers her CROSS earrings from chapter 6?

[LadyVacuum]

@reallifeliver No, you're not. :)

[KoraBloom]

@reallifeliver I remember them too.

[Goodeyesniper913]

kurt cobain- where'd he come from? lolll

[ToruKun1]

LMAO, "Bich is Latin for 'generosity'." XD

[XXXKingofSorrow]

I think I might need to smoke a gallon of ice cream and have a bowl of LSD to make sense of this.

[aristokraticassassin]

we should all take a shot of alcohol everytime there's a sex scene in this story

[MissGypsyWillow]

I'm a goth or as Tara put's it gottik and if her story was still around I'd flame it till the cows came home!

Anyway I really love your readings of it, totally epic XD

[hichixichifoeva]

xD She totally ignores the fact that her teacher pulled down his pants in front of her, all she notices is that he has a Dork Mark on his you-know-what.

xD They're all dork-sided! lmao God-Warriors!

[ladysovlover17]

HOW DARE SHE FUCKING BRING KURT COBAIN INTO THIS!! i'm deeply offended because Krist (as i call him) doesn't really like to talk about that, and it was very hard on him. (yes i know the bass player for nirvana)

[AyeAyes]

Should've had a Nirvana song this time.

[TheOffensivePie]

... Did I hear a Wife-Swap reference? xDDD

"Dark-sided~"

[AssasinsofKumo]

A pentagram is a Satanic symbol whilst a cross is the symbol of the Good Lord Jesus.

[TiltingatWindmillz]

Actually, a pentagram where all the points on the star are the same length is like a cross for Wiccans.

A pentagram where the top point of the star is longer then the other 4 is a Satanic one.

[AssasinsofKumo]

I didn't know there were two pentagrams. You learn something new everyday.

If I offended you, I'm sorry. All I knew was that a pentagram was a Satanic symbol.

[TiltingatWindmillz]

Indeed you do~ :]

I was not offended so much as worried that the wrong impression was being given about the pentagrams used for two separate religions.

[egdeltur666]

or a baphometic one... or you can even just call it "a bapohomet."

But I don't fink baphomet is very goffik.

[Hildegarde25]

Seriously, did officer Crabtree write this story?

[kakashimorph]

Murder by rap shall it be. Prepare, Drako!

[HayleysHappy]

I love how appropriate the opening music is, especially with the rape in it

[nickyg]

He looked like a pentragram? The fuck!

[ToruKun1]

When Ebony says someone looks like a pentagram, it's supposed to be a crappy play on the word cross (example; "a cross between Ville Valo and Marylin Manson" V_V).

[djklvghdkgjhfkjg]

oh my goodness i love you guys! your videos are hilarious! But you picked names and then slowly told your names...haha! Love you guys!

[ToruKun1]

"They're all dork-sided!" ROFL, God-Warrior reference FTW! :D

BTW, isn't having a "Dork Mark" on your "You-Know-What" kind of...redundant..? (After all, dork is a euphemism for...well, you know. V_V;)

[Orenjiday]

HAHA! In an anvil-like fashion....priceless

[Amywilkey]

OMFG A DORK MARK ON HIS PENIS!!!!!

Snap lolz

[AgeOfMyths]

-LE GASP- Not the Dork Mark! Hahaha!

[powerhockeygirl]

Forget the fact that you've just seen your teacher's you-know-what, there's a Dork Mark on it!!!

[SariTsamon]

Dork Mark....that made my sister spill all the water on the keyboard/herself/me/floor that she was drinking when she heard this.

[Pheorach]

FUCK YEAH!!