"you mean were sinking?" "a guy bringing on a case of evian thats taking on a little water". "theres half a million gallons on deck 1, im on deck 2 thats where shelly winters bought it in the Poseidon Adventure" LOL, this guy is the greatest
"Next day the park ranger's yellin' at me about the tree. 'LISTEN! I'M SORRY, I WAS STARVIN'! I SEE ABOUT A MILLION TREES AROUND HERE. HERE'S MY CREDIT CARD' - *whispers* - 'buy a tree.'"
omg how can anyone watch this man without wearing their swim clothes? i watch him on here for hours and wet my pants and cry and roll on the floor. by the time i watch about 4 or 5 clips, i must change my clothes
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Hm....I went on a cruise in 1999 on a Norwegian line (Royal Caribbean), and we were put on a different boat because the original boat went aground. I wonder....
"I woke up at three o'clock in the moring and i was starvin and they hide the food from the bears did ou know this because bear cant climb trees yea well nether can i so that tree had to come down i didnt even know how i choped it down i might of bit it down in a blind furey"my favorite part of his show
If it doesn't have a buffet and a casino, it ain't seaworthy.
arcadepod100 2 months ago
4 people went white-water rafting and had a lot of fun.
CHawc 3 months ago in playlist john Pinette
she would twist the needle..you would go..................WWWWWHAAA' WAS THAT!!!! SHE WOULD SAY TO ME GOT UR CHI
she twist it a little more.............WWWWWWHAAA' WAS THAT!!!!!
thats ur chi
xXshinningstarXx 5 months ago
ah the bitch got my chee
naterh8r 5 months ago
OW! BITCH GOT MY CHI! fUNNY SHIT MAN
Feather0316 5 months ago
God, I wish I could be like John Pinette. I'm big and it REALLY bothers me. Long live JP!
DestinedJedi87 6 months ago
note to self..do not drink water while watching this...
khwiz1 6 months ago 3
Still havin fun its better than the office.
SemperFiniest 7 months ago
Going way up der, huh?
hahaha so true :D
Monica17N 8 months ago
Happy and chubby?
Big people are stupid?
Bummer.
Fat, angry and still learning, Johnny. `;}>
mooseasaurusrex 1 year ago
the bitch got 4 people's chi.
Theredtail95 1 year ago
"Ow! The bitch hit my Chi!"
sccynct 1 year ago
4 people didn't hit any chi
darkmoon848 1 year ago 2
4 people are too skinny to find this funny
drummerman324 1 year ago 2
"We didn't bring a lot of food....There's a lake, we'll catch our food from there!"
"THERE BETTER BE COWS IN THAT LAKE!!!" XD XD XD
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OperaTunaTeaCaesar 1 year ago
if it doesn't have a buffet or a casino it aint see worthy.
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MrCheezyQ 1 year ago
going way up there huh, WHY WHY!
pantechimpact1 1 year ago 6
"you mean were sinking?" "a guy bringing on a case of evian thats taking on a little water". "theres half a million gallons on deck 1, im on deck 2 thats where shelly winters bought it in the Poseidon Adventure" LOL, this guy is the greatest
xvrhernandez349 1 year ago 5
on guy flys outta the boat. "ITS LOTTA FUN!!!!"
Linxkit 1 year ago 3
WHAT WAS THAT?!?! Got your chi
WHAT WAS THAT?!?! Got your chi....so apparently "chi" means scream
jilley76 1 year ago 2
"Next day the park ranger's yellin' at me about the tree. 'LISTEN! I'M SORRY, I WAS STARVIN'! I SEE ABOUT A MILLION TREES AROUND HERE. HERE'S MY CREDIT CARD' - *whispers* - 'buy a tree.'"
laurieheartsdcx 1 year ago 4
LMAO!! Best impression at 8:51!! LOL!!!
rosscoe01 1 year ago
omg how can anyone watch this man without wearing their swim clothes? i watch him on here for hours and wet my pants and cry and roll on the floor. by the time i watch about 4 or 5 clips, i must change my clothes
mrsmikemiddleton 1 year ago
They took his winnebago, not his precious. LOL
redthunderhammer 1 year ago 2
I was walking in the woods and saw a bear. He went "hi". Hahahahhah
Smb081985 1 year ago 3
HE HAS BALLS
MrEltanque97 1 year ago
@MrEltanque97 moron..
Smb081985 1 year ago
Then we're going to hike two miles 'stomps'...!
LOL!
Wastelander1972 2 years ago 7
We're in the Carribbean You Asshole!
noximputesta 2 years ago 6
There better be cows in that water!
Ninjalaina 2 years ago 11
OW BITCH GOT MY CHI!!
VixiShadowfox 2 years ago 17
There better be cows in that water! LMAO
MikeTR02 2 years ago 10
lol i live in maine and i love this lol
twichyllama 2 years ago 6
She would have to stand there with a blow gun.......pfffffffft.........ow.....pffft..ow....pfffft...ow the bitch got my chi..
LMAO
swat91172 2 years ago 76
I haven't lol'd this much in a loooooong time
Nevermindstudios 2 years ago 6
"we're all over here whos that over there?"
"let him go he's just a baby!"
catastrophicce 2 years ago 14
My name is Kasten Justen Vugen San! Haha that's great!
HayworthEscapee 2 years ago 8
"So we get to the end of Maine, near Russia..."
"THAT WAS MY PRECIOUSSS!"
"One guy flies out of the boat, 'IT'S A LOT OF FUNNNN!' "
"It became a March of the Peguins like ritual"
"We're in the carribean, you asshole"
purpleshamrock17 2 years ago 13
Can we swing back around? I left one of my balls on the rock over there. Awesome! :)
jimlynkite 2 years ago 8
oh man, he has GOT to be my favorite comedian EVER! I should be getting this DVD soon so I can watch him whenever I want!
"Bears can't climb trees. Yeah, well neither can I!"
BlastModeBeelzemon 2 years ago 9
watch his face when he says the captains name it funny
gregsgreat 2 years ago 6
ROCKS! ROCKS! ROCKS! hahahahaaaa
he makes me laugh till my sides hurt . I love JP
dogsratsfishcats 2 years ago 16
They rowed to Nova Scotia in 1200, and I get the guy that hits rocks! OMFG, I love this guy.
conrynsilverleaf65 2 years ago 7
"who wants a marshmellow?" "i'm gonna go look!" haha he makes fun of himself haha
charliehawkins99 2 years ago 9
"its like the titanic its like the titanic".. "were in the Caribbean you asshole the waters 82 degrees hop on my back and ill take you to Miami."
salba90 2 years ago 11
there better be cows in that water
lol
goku123super 2 years ago 8
its alotta fuuun!! hahaha
anarchyplz217 2 years ago 6
I See about a million trees around here, here's my credit card, -BUY A TREE.-
There'd better be COWS in that water! omfg HILARIOUS!
BrokenHeartedAngel11 2 years ago 14
Don't you have a rock finder thingy? LOL
yolichka1 2 years ago 7
If it doesn't have a buffet and a casino its not sea worthy.
LOL
sm3earl 2 years ago 13
going way up there huh?
mobby32 2 years ago
Yeah, why? WHY?!
Richcelt 2 years ago 9
10 of us are going 8 of us are comeing back
aaronh257 2 years ago 12
can we go back i left one of my balls on the rock back there!
oh never mind an eagle has it!
FUCKIN HALARIOUS
LMAO
drummerman324 2 years ago 13
"ow!! Bitch got my chi!!" ROFLMAO!!
thorr74 3 years ago 8
"there better be cows in the water"
f ing hilarious
addfez 3 years ago 14
This guy is f'n hilarious!!!!! Should be more like him around.
CdnGurl1987 3 years ago 11
"People are saying creepy Maine stuff... Going way up there huh?"
lol
Theguitararcher 3 years ago 10
"don't you have a rock finder thing...shouldn't something blink ROCK, ROCK, ROCK!!!" HA!
beckibecks54 3 years ago 7
"its like the titanic, its like the titanic"
"WERE IN THE CARRIBBEAN YOU ASSHOLE" "waters 82 degrees jump on my back ill take you to miami"
god thats the best part of the cruise routine thumbs up if you agree
Choppyrules 3 years ago 137
I don't even see the speedo! TOO FUNNY!
lnewbigging 3 years ago 2
march of the penguins-like ritual
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notgoingintoit 3 years ago
LOL at 0:27.
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Spartanninja117 3 years ago
heres my credic card buy a tree
reconman117 3 years ago 6
They took away the winebago!
LOL
Camsta97 3 years ago 7
Hm....I went on a cruise in 1999 on a Norwegian line (Royal Caribbean), and we were put on a different boat because the original boat went aground. I wonder....
nansflicks 3 years ago
He comes on and goes "Hallo, my name is Castan Cuesten Buegensen." Laughed a lot there.
martinvanhelden 3 years ago 2
FIRE UP THE GRILL I'M GOING BACK DOWN
DanielTheEchidna 3 years ago 3
"I woke up at three o'clock in the moring and i was starvin and they hide the food from the bears did ou know this because bear cant climb trees yea well nether can i so that tree had to come down i didnt even know how i choped it down i might of bit it down in a blind furey"my favorite part of his show
footballmaster20 3 years ago 4
"There better be cows in that water!" Funniest thing I've ever heard!
lisadoidge 3 years ago 3
AND WERE HIKING 2 MILES. *Stomp* LOL
RBFF123 3 years ago
i had my luggage from the airport and my panda suit on. a bear saw me and went....."hi" lmfao
rockingbabygirl1218 3 years ago 7
Half a billion dollar cruise ship. shouldn't something flash? ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS.
RBFF123 3 years ago 8
i wonder if all this complaing is in his head and then comes out on stage if not he would be REALLY hard to go anywhere with.
deloreanfan81 3 years ago 3
We all spent 2000 dollars so let's just tell everyone we had fun. LOL too funny
MissConduct69 3 years ago 4
and you are married to who?
breakingbenjaman12 3 years ago 12
His facial expression at 8:55 makes the joke.
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Hallinilla5 3 years ago 5
the funniest line he said was "ITS LIKE THE TITANIC!ITS LIKE THE TITANICE!
were in the carribean u asshole lmfao
robertguitarartist 3 years ago 6
I'd have his babies. Honestly.
Love you John!!
CryZBl00d 3 years ago 4
"Ah bitch got my chi!"
LMFAO
DaWiggaNigga 3 years ago 10
Dear god I laughed so hard I couldn't breath at that point.
VileTwitch 3 years ago 6
rocks rock rocks
jimboj88 3 years ago 5
"A guy bringing on a case of Avian. That's taking on a little water."
datiggerten 3 years ago 5
"It's like the Titanic! It's like the Titanic!
We're in the Carribean, asshole!"
Fatmanmi 3 years ago 12
hes so funny...
*scary voice*"that was mine precious"...hes so cute!
nikkiheartsbrandon 3 years ago 5
who wants marshmellow
X_X
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
cr4zylyfe 3 years ago 7
A bear saw me and went ..."hi!"
HAHA
SufjanStevensLover 3 years ago 7
Did you know that they hide the food in the trees because bears can't climb trees, yeah, well neither can I, So that tree had to come down!
DontFilmYourTV 3 years ago 6
"Wake up you gotta eat!" Lol
ashlynn1324 3 years ago 2
i love it when he says nay nay
papachulosbaby62108 3 years ago 3
Here's my credit card!! Buy a tree!!
rofl
chargergrl67 3 years ago 7
were gonna hike 2 miles *STOMP*
hobbie1994 3 years ago 8
"The happy chubby one always dies second to third"
"I heard a scream. Let me go look"
MoonTreasure 3 years ago 10
people are saying creepy maine stuff like "Going way up there are ya?" YA WHY?!
iampeglegmoe 3 years ago 7
ITS ALOTTA FUUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!1
millvilleman 3 years ago 3
it's a joke dude...
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how is russia..close to maine?
dukedread7 3 years ago
"NAY NAY!
LightYagami1013 3 years ago 3
" a bear saw me and went like... Hi"
linkxsc 3 years ago 5