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  • Nixon approves !!!

  • This Man should have been publicly flogged, he got a lot of good People fired or ostrizised with his lies. He watched as inocent Men were ruined by his supporters. A truly dispicable little Man.

  • I liked him better on Futurama.

  • nixon for next president

  • PANTS ON FIRE

  • I love Nixon

  • All of u shut the fuck up

  • hes obviously lying. ik this not only because i watch lie to me ^^ :) but you can obvously tell without ever seeing or hearing about microexpressions. that last thing he did with crossing his arms- he didnt believe a bit of what he said

  • Nixon's words against John Lennon actually inspired Mark Chapman to kill him. Well whaddya know, John's death is in the related vids. ...And Futurama. o_O

  • He should be happier, He did this speach from Disney World.

  • I love this man in Zombies :')

  • so 240p is higher quality than what?

  • @MaxWaveGun360 Because of the video "Nixon 'I'm not a crook' press conference"

  • Nixon had a great foreign policies, but had bad domestic policies.

  • I miss Bill Clinton ! he was all about our economy ! Everyone had jobs and money ! , unlike corrupt fags like this guy , costing our country money , just like stupid Bush !

  • can rick santorum or mitt romney say they didn't profit from public service? go check their wealth? where did they get the money? these guys are frauds. christian my ass. are you a rube?

  • Nixon did it yeah, yeah , yeah. But there was a very good reason why he was so paranoid. Kennedy and LBJ stole the 1960 election.

  • Nixon was a puppet - Prescott Bush had his hand up his ass. JFK had his nose up Bush's ass and Reagan had his hand up JFK's ass, and his nose up Fidel Castro's ass. When you elect someone as president, you're electing... a human centipede.

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  • He was a crook and a raging homo.

  • @zcomecuca

    He was not a homo. There is no truth to that. It is all merely hearsay. The fag mafia labels everyone in history as gay in an attempt to further their political acceptance.

  • Nixon was a puppet for Prescott Bush.Watergate was never investigated because it would uncover the murder of JFK.Almost every WG burglar was an anti Castro Cuban who many believe were also involved in JFK's murder.WG burglar Bernard Barker was ID's by Dallas Deputy Seymour Weitzman as the fake SS agent behind the fence in Dealey Plaza seconds after JFK was shot.

  • I'll take Nixon over obama everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. The man was smart.

  • LMFAO ... Silverdale Slick Dick - UrbanDictionary

  • "Suggested Videos: Nixon resigns" -___-

  • Other than this... Nixon did pretty good as President.

    Feel kinda bad for him.

  • Obama said that he would reduce the National Debt. Nixon said he's not a crook so we've have to believe him too.

  • @richman360 all politicians lie including your favorite republican mitt "flip-flopper" romney

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  • I don't know why Americans are so unthankful and blind!

    He achieved detente with the Soviet Union and a relationship with China. He established the EPA and nearly got universal health care for Americans. He kept his promise to get you out of Vietnam, a war he did not start. He should be forgiven for his mistakes with Watergate. Those mistakes don't even come close to being as crooked as those made by Obama's lies about false HOPE and Bush's getting you in an illegal war and supporting torture.

  • @msskool Obama 'lying' about hope doesn't even come close to the near dictatorial policies of George Bush Jr.

  • @MrLunitunz What about the actual dictatorial policy of indefinite detention contained in the 2012 NDAA?

  • @ThePunkPatriot Free Speech Zones, Enhanced Interrogation, Guantanamo Bay.

    That's just three prominent examples. The last of which probably involved some Indefinite Detention as well.

  • @MrLunitunz Let me say this...I didn't agree with going into Iraq. Bin Laden attacked us not Saddam. And I don't like the Patriot Act. However, George W did not govern by executive order like Obama is and he did not try to silence his detractors as Obama wants to do by reinstituting the Fairness Doctrine. Many (including myself) didn't agree with many of Bush' policies but he was far more competent than Obama.

  • @bigjohnmac Obama doesn't want to re-instate the Fairness Doctrine. And whatever Obama wants to do to silence his detractors, his detractors seem to be the loudest and most vocal segment of the American population. Bush on the other hand wholeheartedly took up the idea of Free Speech Zones, moving said zones far away from any Presidential parade so he wouldn't have to look at what his detractors were saying. Bush was damn near dictatorial, Obama let you have your freedom.

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  • Wow, he actually sounded like that. lol

  • 0:37

    That's right bitches.

  • I'm just wondering, for each of their respected time period. which was technically  worse, Nixon or G. W. Bush? Nixon was before I was born, so I don't know. For Nixon he appeared quite recently after JFK, quite a contrast I was told and Bush was after Clinton. Quite a difference too. So I'm basically looking for some thought from some people.

    I find it interesting how THIS guy gets singled out the most of all the presidents and made fun of.

  • @gredangeo Nixon wasn't the kind of Republican we have today. I would say he was kind of a social liberal. His wife campaigned for abortion rights and he didn't say anything against it. Plus he was a staunch anti-racist and he pulled America out of Vietnam. He opened diplomatic relations with China. All things these blindly ignorant modern day Republicans wouldn't even entertain. Nixon doesn't deserve comparison to Bush Jr, Bush Jr's a much bigger slimeball.

  • @MrLunitunz You are totally correct. The Republicans of today are far more conservative. However, the Democrats of today are far more liberal. Both sides have drifted to their ideological extremes and the American people are in the middle. Another truth, racism is very much alive on both sides as well. Extreme conservatives have their white racists. The extreme liberals have their black racists--Louis Farrahkan and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright who was Obama's pastor for over 20 years

  • @bigjohnmac That honestly depends on what you consider to be racism. Personally I don't think there can really be Black racists because Blacks don't hold the power, White people do. I think Jeremiah Wright's comments were hypocritical, because Civil Rights leaders fought so hard for the idea that we're not so different, and he makes out that we are. But I wouldn't call him racist.

  • @MrLunitunz An equal standard needs to be applied when you talk about racism. Yes, history is full of white racism toward blacks (esp the Jim Crow laws and slavery in the southern states). But its neither fair, nor intellectually honest to apply a different standard to black racists like Wright and Farrakhan. Wright and Farrakhan spew hatred of whites as a race. That to me is racism. MLK would not endorse the rhetoric of Farrakhan or the Rev. Wright.

  • @bigjohnmac Actions speak louder than words when it comes to racism. People can say stupid shit all the time about race, what matters is how they treat people of other races. The 'white' racists on the Republican side treat people of colour far worse than any of the so-called 'black racists' on the more liberal side.

  • I love Nixon

  • Pinocchio "I'M NOT A CROOK"

  • I'm NOT a crook. I NEVER had sex. I was BORN here. When will you see that politicians "cannot tell the truth." 

  • @usmcoth I was born here IS the truth. And the fact that there is documentation to prove that fact makes anyone who says differently a complete idiot and, let's be honest, a probable racist.

  • Nixon and Jfk... THE BEST PRESIDENTS EVER!!

  • now where's schmoyoho's version

  • He had a point: He wasn't a crook. The word "crook" better described his Vice President, Spiro Agnew. Richard Nixon was an arch-criminal.

  • Angry restaurant owner: Nixon, these pancakes are terrible! You're fired!

    Nixon: I am not a cook!

  • Nixon was actually a better Republican President than any of the other ones in the last 40 years

  • Godzilla52, this is very true. Nixon was NOT a crook. He was set up. The biggest set up in all of modern history was called Watergate. I want the the kids, high school and college kids to know this. He was extremely intelligent even "to smart" and many feared him for it. But he was as honest as the day is long, even though the people who set him up own most all media outlets in the US and will riddle your mind with lies.Nixon loved America and the Constitution and the middle class

  • @Godzilla52 I, for one, would rather have had Kennedy be president again than Nixon, Nixon was a horrible president.

  • @madmen269 Let me make it clear, that for one i am a Canadian not an American, and if i where one i would vote Democrat for most elections, my comment was to say that Nixon was the best Republican President in the last 40 years compared to all the other Republican leaders after him. His foreign policies where brilliant and he was the first President to start bringing and end to the Trumen doctrine policies of trying to disrupt Soviet Satellite states, which was costly and unrealistic.

  • @Godzilla52 I agree!! Nixon was actually a pretty good President. Reagan & the Bushes can fuck off!

  • Just a storm dick, sit down

  • lol, nixon makes me laugh every time :)

  • And he wasn't.

  • He wasn't a bad president,he just got caught at a stupid thing.He wasnt like the Bush's who dabbles in Mortgage frauds and stuff and nearly wiped out our economies!

  • @walleyrt69 He's definately better than Obama who's trying to finish the job and wipe it out completely xD

  • @MCSuire You got that right.At least Nixon tried and did get us out of Vietnam,and wasn't a Commie! Obama is a Communist -(PURE AND SIMPLE) THE BASTARD!

  • @walleyrt69 He's a rotten socialist who doesn't care about what happens to us (or this country for that matter) as long as he gets filthy rich.

    The only people who voted for Obama were liberal idiots who lack common sense. It's no wonder Japan and France are laughing their asses off at this country!

  • @MCSuire Easy man,Im on your side!LOL But he is a 1 step farther than socialist.Hes a Communist.Alot of the people he works with are admirers of chairman Mao.I dont know if Japan is laughing anymore.They saw what socialism did to their country,they are broke.And France has seen europe go broke thru socialism.But China and Russia are for sure laughing.Waiting for the day they can kick our ass when we are weak.And Obama is helping them.I think he was/is a plant!

  • @walleyrt69 That's true. I don't know much about world issues but one thing I do understand is that Obama is a traitor and has got to go.

  • @walleyrt69 can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid

  • @everyusernamewasaken Why,because I know Obama's a Communist!You must be one too!And yes I do troll but i'm not stupid.I can see whats going on.To bad ignorant people like you can't.

  • @walleyrt69 ahahaahha backwards redneck.. they took r joobbss ahahah... i see the truth too man

  • Press 8 for quote

  • Lie to Me* brought me here

  • Damn, he was pissed!

  • Indeed, HD!

  • Richard Nixon is so ugly

  • same day as my birthday

  • @gnrslash17 Great!

  • If only our so called "representatives" of today were held to such scrutiny.

  • every president we've ever had has been a crook. with the exeption of a damn few.

  • stay cool hippies

  • Crooks go to places like the bohemian grove...to crook with other crooks.

  • If only we could get Bush to say that

  • Nixon was no more a crook than most presidents. He just got caught.

  • @KrazyKommieKiller Fuckin' citation needed asshole.

  • I love Nixon

  • I love nixon, one of my favorite presidents

  • "Well, I'm not a crook."

    i lied.jpg

  • Dick the Prick...corrupt to the bone like most of America

  • @dudefromtherock Like most in the world!

  • McNamara: Can I hang my coat on your nose?

    Nixon: I am not a hook!

  • @SnorkyO LOLOL-I love that Joke!

  • Let's see if I've got this straight; Nixon wasn't a crook, Oswald was a lone gunman, there's no oligarchical structure oppressing and looting the american people and.....I PROMISE NOT TO COME IN YOUR MOUTH !

  • best one ever

  • love how he backs away and gets extremely defensive right after his speech, lie lie lie.

  • Hillary : Jinkies!! It's a spooky monster!!

    Nixon : I am not a space kook

  • BUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS­SSHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT­TT

  • I like the way this video was a suggestion on an Obama video I was watching.

  • zombies!!! cod black ops

  • I think someone should photoshop Bush's head onto Nixon's for a laugh - oh I forgot and Obama's, Clinton's, Cheney's, Rumsfeld's, Rice's, Powell's... 

  • I sense pressure

  • Gentlemen, Lock and Load. *pistol loading*

  • That's it? That's the iconic quote that my Dad can't stop impersonating at least a few times a month?

  • Nixon go suck a dick

  • Nixon: Sounds like someone breaking in!

    JFK: Sit down Dick, it's just the storm.

    (zombies randomly enter)

  • When Nixon said "I have never obstructed justice", i think, he was lying .I know he's lying by looking at Nixon when he said that.

  • NOTHING COMPARED TO OPERATION GUNRUNNER AND THE CRIMINAL ACTIONS OF THE PRESENT ADMINISTRATION

  • yes well that is all well and good but I was kind of like around back then...Milhouse sent me to a far away land then this.

  • You know what you stupid liberals even if he did commit those "crimes", which I believe he did not, at least he backed down. He decided what was best for the country by not bringing in more stress to American, unlike Clinton!! He wasn't a lying coward, like Clinton. He did what was best besides lying even more and allowing America to have a foolish president....like Clinton!!! lol

  • @supersimpsonsfan100 Lets see.....a blowjob vs. illegal breaking and entering. Hmmmm

  • I AM NOT A CROOKS HEAD!

  • lol his middle name is Milhous...hilarious

  • I'm meeting you half way you stupid hippies!

  • I am not a crooks head.

  • Has anyone seen 24? President Logan in series 5? He is just Nixon all over

  • Poor Richard Nixon. He was framed.

  • Very sad, Nixon was actually a decent President. He got us out of the War in Vietnam, started the EPA, gave us positive relations with China... But for some reason, he felt he had to spy on Democrats, and cheat the election to win his second term.... With all the postive things he did do, he probably would have won anyway.

  • @galaxywarper92 What? He ran a campaign against the war in Vietnam and then immediately escalated the war to include an illegal expansion into Cambodia. Positive relations with China to include handing over our manufacturing base in exchange for cheap goods purchased by ever-increasing US debt made possible through fiat money and petrodollar recycling (both Nixon legacies). Nixon was a criminal, but Watergate was the least of his offenses.

  • Crook

  • press 2

  • is it me or was this guy a crook

  • "Mr. President"

    Nixon: "SHUT UP! DAMNIT!"

  • press 8

  • @Hoppus217

    yeah yeah shut up neo nazi puppet

  • I know people hate this man but, I cannot help but find him and his terms in office the most interesting times of the 20century.

    I even named my company after him. In the bad things that happened under his watch, the good out weighed it. Russia, China and USA all talking and trading was his dream! R.I.P. to the unsung hero of the 20 century

  • had the master communication skill...but seemed like a lonely guy

  • Poor Nixon. He could've been a great President. He had all the tangible qualities: great diplomat, hard worker, able to work with the other side. Unfortunately, he was nuttier than Snickers bar and his paranoia got the best of him. It's sad to think about what could have been.

  • @KCmaster96

    And I'm the son of Gandalf and a unicorn.

  • LOL the to top comments in order from Black OPS

  • F**k all you guys who hate nixon he's related to me

  • @KCmaster96 I am too lol. Distant cousin though.

  • ARROOOOOOO!!

  • ARROOOOOOO!!

  • @HaloModder555 I don't get it. Please explain?

  • @hbdywtk Futurama reference

  • im not a crook,ive earned every cent of it.just ask howard dean or e gordon liddy....lol

  • He is not a crook just like Clinton didn't have sexual relations with that woman

  • @PokemonDev Cyanide and Happiness ♥

  • Do you think Nixon would have successfully completed his second term if Forest Gump hadnt infultrated the plan?

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  • Richard Nixon, Robot in disguise

  • well at least he has a nice podium so we all got something to look at when we're all being lied to

  • As the hippies say, I come in peace man.

  • IM NOT A CROOK BLEEEEERERE

  • ahroooooo

  • I AM NOT A CROOK'S HEAD

  • If only forrest gump hadnt seen people breaking in!!

  • Poor Nixon. If only The Comedian had gotten rid of those meddling reporters and their dog...

    LOL J/K. Thanks for the video.

  • BBBBRRRIII AM NART A CROOK

  • theres a lil bit of a pause and a look down when he says that ive never obstructed justice...

  • @ILoveKimPearson he's thinking about what to say. and the way he looked down and quickly back up was to see if he sold the lie or not.

  • nixon:i am not a crook!!

    yea after u defeated a zombie hoard with kennedy a/ castro

  • Arooo! Nixon will be back in the year 3000

  • This happened before my time. Can someone tell me what this is about? Please press reply. Thanks!

  • Nixon "My Fellow Americans I am Not a Crook" Nixon was a crook he had a black list and he stole from Watergate. I am glad he resigned

  • he lost

  • what a crook :)

  • The people have gotta know whether or not their president's a CROCK, Well I'm not a CROCK...uh i've er earned every cent???

  • Cool story Dick

  • Look at his gestures...how he walks back at the end... like he´s trying to "escape" .He´s lying,he hasn´t earned EVERYTHING.

  • @ShipWreckAndHaloFan called a gestural retreat, it means he doesn't believe a word he just said

  • He reminds me of a walrus for some reason

  • Yes you were...

  • damn you hippies! GIVE ME SOME AMMO!

  • *does one of those cheesy thumbs up thing and FAILS*

    Thumbs up if you're here because of  "Lie to Me" !

  • @estak123 did you do it?

  • Tomorrow I am taking a class field trip to the Nixon Library. In that case, the first thing I will do when I enter, I will put my hands up holding 2 fingers and shout "I'M NOT A CROOK!"

  • @estak123 Whoa, what a character.

  • Danm hippies messy thing up for me.

  • SHUT UP DAMN IT! AROOO AROOOOOO (Futurama all the way)

  • @BlazingNetwork He lost!