Creepy Doll - Jonathan Coulton

[degrassigirl432]

OMG that doll is creep! 

[lolcoaster123]

All I can think of if GLADoS whenever I listen to this..

[joselinaosta]

this is a good song, i like it :D my new ringtome

[girl21725]

Sooooo cool! ;)

[KimberlyLove369]

why would he burn the money?!?!?!?!?!

[belovedgoddess]

Cake Wrecks - yes!

When I was 10 I got a beautiful doll, it's now over 30 years old and really started creeping me out big time. It too had a broken eye and now lives hidden in my parents garage.

[firegirlemtcop]

Who's here because of Cake Wrecks? :)

Cool video too!

[ELWest1000]

I love this song!!! LOVE IT!

[xxcrysad3000xx]

This video is excellent, you have some real talent. Hope to see more and best of luck with your future endeavors!

[shadowisawsomez]

YES I NEED THAT MUCH GOD DAMN HONEY!!!!! stupid doll....

~Shady Fox signing out!

[Thecoolaccount]

Why does the volume go down during the chorus? That ruined the song.

[Angel43852]

Do u really need that much honey lol :D

[SegaKoolaid0]

That doll looks like one of the people who goes to school with me lol!!!

[EotP]

I really love how throughout the song the "creepy doll" isn't really being threatening in any way. It has all the properties of being able to be menacing and lethal and stuff but it honestly just prefers to be the annoying roommate type that's like "hey, go lose weight." I think Coulton himself says it best. "I couldn’t keep a straight face though, somewhere in the middle of the song the doll just becomes not so much creepy as annoying."

[Musificationization]

Dolls are not scary. People who are scared of them are either eight years old, or complete wusses. But I like the song a lot, it is a very unique tune and the video is quite catchy.

[taterj123]

Total psycho bullshit but I kinda love it yet it scares the living hell outta me!

[Namoxas]

omg that wasn't even scary....like really i think its an awesome song! It describes everything about a scary doll in someones life!

[blackopszombie157]

i don't want to go to bed no more

[CommodoreFrost]

Am I the only one who heard the lyrics "TARDIS silver key" instead of "tarnished"?

[cyrodragon99997]

I will have nightmares for the rest of my life...

[MonkeyBlackOP]

This Made me I almost piss myself

[OriginalPsychoMan]

You are crazy!!!! xD I love that.

[IsNotThisJustLovely]

I like how it's made, it really brings out the creepyness of the video. Great work :)

[kylenath1]

Lolsf ( sf stands for smily face) I scared my m8 with it lol :)

[CheddarTheKnight]

@XxLMFAOXxLOLZ So what you're saying is, you practice exclusive bestiality and will never love a human the way you do animals? Why'd you post that? That's even creepier than the song.

[pimpinPINKpanther1]

i dont get how that was scary

[MARIOSONIC320]

one more week of no sleep for meh.

[XxLMFAOXxLOLZ]

cool my favorite song i love it if i could love i only use my hearts tords animals never another human

[elisha2807]

kung fu dolls hiya! woo! ya!

[elisha2807]

l l dancing doolls! ya!

;O

[LucetTheHedgehog]

~Expects Tails Doll to pop up~

[emangamer1]

Under norman circumstances I would have said that the animation was pretty bad but i think you did it on purpose for theatrical effects and I have to say that it works very well with the song.

[AndreykaUSSR]

man that fucking doll gave ma a haret attacck

[Wildchoco]

really the sound (not the text) is sweet O.o

[BubbleMonsterGum]

3:55 someone has been not brushing their teeth! naughty naughty!

[Guestarable]

E-gad and Gad Zooks! Can't sleep, Clowns will eat me....

[sonicpride1]

ok cool but desturbing but i like it

[panoply2]

Id tap that

[kiraheart4000]

next time i wanna piss someone off ill tell them they put too much honey in their tea

[ganster4454]

you ever can sit at look at the picture/pictures.....how can you sleep at night??

[eanjoseph1491]

Hey, check this out!

Hope you guys like it..

watch?v=GmZ_ZDfoAS0&feature=fe­edu

[nenekawaii]

XD I couldnt stop laughing at this

[willjar313]

I bet the Creep Doll makes good... CreepyPasta!

*Crickets*

Yeah, that was terrible...

[capyglenn]

i once insulted a britts tea.....i still cant find my balls....

[cpkeysar]

What did the doll ever do yo him? O.O

[ShinkuButler]

@cpkeysar It insulted the way he takes his tea.

[cpkeysar]

If this music video was a potato, It was a good potato

[thejoesterandlemy]

Awesome

[paniq303]

odd metaphor to a failed relationship ;)

[christelina1000]

Why am i here? O.O

[Oreo12342]

O.o

[cashewcat101]

i like this song :]

[pentmon]

"KEEP OUT! CURSED!"

"CURSED!! DEATH TO ALL WHO ENTER"

Me: "I-i better leave"

"Buy it! Buy it now!"

Me: "Oh... ok magical sign! :D" *buys house*

[njmickel4]

So creepy

[ilikepiezombies]

but awsome graphics

[ilikepiezombies]

the course was stupid

[blackopszombie157]

so i don't want to go to bed now

[MadeWithFlames]

cool vid

[pownesss]

Love this song!!:)

[MissMotherfuckenEmo]

@pownesss haha ik dude!!!:D

[SuperSmileyMaya]

I WATCHED THIS RIGHT BEFORE BED.

HO-

LY

FUCK.

[IArtGod]

1:56 The doll knows kung fu.

[pershnickity122]

I love this! :D

[emangamer1]

I can never remember the words so i always find myself just singing "and theres a creepy doll and theres a creepy doll and theres a creepy doll"

[KaneConner]

this ong is great

[TheInvisiblePickaxe]

I like to listen to this right before I go to bed. Its funny watching the doll try to kill me in my dreams.

[baaliam]

For some reason everytime i hear this song i think of the BEN story... Which just makes it creepier

[DarqueMinato]

One more night with no sleep for me.

[CarterandAsheton]

@DarqueMinato i agree

[gotilion]

@DarqueMinato me encanta la letra pero si.. un dia mas sin dormir :/

[DarqueMinato]

@gotilion Sí, estoy de acuerdo

[EMMAEATCOOKIES]

I really lovelovelovelove this song. <3

[megatrondecepticon2]

where the hell is the g-major version

[2543W]

I'd like to thank you for this music video! It has really improved the effect of the song.

[Prodigiousguy8]

They made this song into a Magic card. My life is complete.

[zacharyatackable]

@Prodigiousguy8 magic card?

[Prodigiousguy8]

@zacharyatackable In the card game, Magic: the Gathering, there is a card called Creepy Doll. The developer said that it's named after this song.

[zacharyatackable]

@Prodigiousguy8 oh thats cool

[DexlessOps]

@Prodigiousguy8 There's also a card for Plants vs Zombies :D

[Prodigiousguy8]

@DexlessOps Which one?

[TheFlippinMagicMan]

@Prodigiousguy8 grave bramble

[unsupervisedyouth]

@Prodigiousguy8 whats the name of the card

[Prodigiousguy8]

@unsupervisedyouth Creepy Doll

[unsupervisedyouth]

@Prodigiousguy8 derp i feel dumb

[unsupervisedyouth]

@Prodigiousguy8 oh derp i feel dumb

[YunaBraska226]

Disapprovingly asks do you need that much honey?

..YES

[TheRoysis]

Its.... awesome!

[BBandBekka]

love this song

[thehelicopter1000]

wtf?

[ashleystover333]

I love the part when he's all like "and as the smoke fills up your tiny room you realize the one in the box is you" I think it's kinnd of a poetic justusc

[CupcakePixies]

After 0:47 it gets kind of..weird.

[ratchet1215]

innistrad

[2Dchan]

Fantastic video! What program did you use?

[00MadWhiteRabbit00]

I love this song so much XD

I love scare my friends with it

[ninjadeathfox]

(Doll pops out of box) Where mah bitchez at?!

[PreMortemFool]

It's okay guys, I wasn't really planning on sleeping this month anyway.

[fireclaw2]

I like the beat and temp of the music, but the chorus is kind of off....and creepy lol

[SakurasMan9]

@mssexychik12 if u dont like it then dont listen to it

[mssexychik12]

@SakurasMan9 ok  im sorry

[abusehater101]

Ohhhhh.... Its a voodoo doll! I get it.

[ki1ng]

1/1 indestructible

[wiccanXexodus]

@ki1ng deathtouch

[ki1ng]

@wiccanXexodus If only :(

[wittw]

@ki1ng well done, sir. well done.

[WobolyWoloby]

@ki1ng

Pariah.

[TheDeathZer0]

i could sleep there :D

[captxena31]

oh yeah duh creepy doll thanks

[Fallout3boy2077]

the sun is creepier

[captxena31]

ow i love this song what name of this song

[ladydeath100]

@captxena31 errr...Creepy Doll 

[DarqueMinato]

If I ever have a daughter I will NEVER buy her dolls.

[PL1putnamehere]

Who WANTS to go antiquing? o3o

[poochyenawolfy]

lol evr notice the guy is almost fine with everything the doll does, but he only decides to do something when it comments on how much honey he uses XD

[Ddarthvader24]

@poochyenawolfy Epic win

[Parisoldiers]

@poochyenawolfy Hey! Never mess with another mans honey dispersal!

[ninjadeathfox]

@poochyenawolfy You know, besides scaring the shit out of him when they first meet.

[poochyenawolfy]

@ninjadeathfox Well yes but as I said he just decides to do something when it comments on the honey....and not when it's scaring the shit out of him.

[CitrusFirework]

OF COURSE I NEED THAT MUCH HONEY IN MY TEA THANK YOU VERY MUCH YOU'RE JUST A DOLL YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL

[PACMANnot]

I don't get it...Am I suppose to get scared? Listen to Ludo's The Horror of Our Love, now THAT'S scary!

[SunTzuSaidFight]

@PACMANnot If you like that song, go watch it.

We, however, like THIS song.

[PACMANnot]

@SunTzuSaidFight

True dat. Sorry.

[xDorito18]

@PACMANnot Nope not really. The artist, Johnathan Coulton is a comedy/satire song writer. The song is just a misadventure about a man with a bag of big city money. Not something to make you wet you pants.

[NikkisorousRex]

Thanks for the nightmares...

[Vivalarachie]

Great job visually capturing this awesome song. I enjoyed watching it :-)

[SophieTheMusicBabe]

@suffifo2 thnkuplz lol

[suffifo2]

In Soviet Russia, you don't burn doll. Doll burns you.

[Ygdrasel]

I put together the most epic video for this song in my head...Sadly, I lack the talent to bring my vision to life.

[XF3DeX]

Great video

[kiki3510]

Dude Do The Portal 2 Ending Music :D

[EricIzKool]

this video is mestup in AMILLION WAYS!!!!

[Ddarthvader24]

@EricIzKool YOUR MOM WAS MESSED UP IN A MILLION WAYS!!!! BUURN!

[blueblag98]

@Ddarthvader24 yo i think i see ur mom.. o that is ur mom at 1:00

[poochyenawolfy]

2:26 LOL

[xxMissingxOrangexx]

I Saw All Of The Videos,I Recommend This One ;D

[TheExtremeKitty]

0_0 that's epicly scary :3 I like it!

[AkkiTehOtaku]

It looks like the doll is having a spaz attack xD

[amohotepv]

this is the best one by far

[vlamer100]

so who died

[GamrDan]

It's okay everyone! I saw Child's Play! We just need to shoot it in the heart!

[amohotepv]

@GamrDan This man is a genuis!

[Tilerkeneddy]

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepeeeehhhhh­hhh

[christkids]

Pulsh...

[Javer80]

Wow. I started out with low expectations, drawings weren't stellar and all - but holy shit, that did get kind of unsettling!

[TheBunnycorn]

i fucking scaryed my friends with these song i made stuff move that made meh friends shit there pants

[poochyenawolfy]

0.32 - 0.37 is the part stuck in my head. Awesome song and cool vid though!

[TonyaQueenieT]

Wow, that was REALLY well done! I'm amazed this isn't the "official" video for this song. JoCo has seen this, I hope? Because if I were him I'd hire you to do all of my music videos!

[waluigiland]

anchorage? (asking pjgumby)

and btw I DONT TRUST DOLLS DOLLS ARE MORE SPAWN OF SATANS THEN FURBY!!

[TheFilmCast]

Dude... this song.. ever since my dad introduced me to jonathan coultan's music, it ALWAYS gets stuck in my head, i even went to go look for a crepy doll in the thrift shop...

[killers859]

this video is weird but the song is cool

[pjgumby]

I have a doll named Molly. She is my protector. Don't ever break into my apartment, I would feel sorry for you. Seriously.... I live in Anchorage, all you burglars in Alaska, don't even think about it.

[waluigiland]

@pjgumby anchorage? whats that or wheres that? P.S DOLLS ARE EVIL

[ztc01fire]

Tails Doll....

[sandvikboy94]

If a doll ever got into my head, i think it would be scared to death.

[dog2man1994]

It sounds like my wife....

[xXThesticlerXx]

@dog2man1994 going by the 1994 in your name, your only 17 -.-

[HopeFadeding]

This reminds me of the movie Dead Silence.

[maddielue28]

Jon should've just sand "Want you gone".

[123mrmoomoo]

im pretty sure that doll would be my friend....

[forgottenmaz]

lol awesome

[shaunamaymountford]

if u made the animation 4 this vid then well done u!!!! it's very clever!!!!

[gamergirl839]

THERE IS A SMILEY FACE IN THAT GUYS EYEBALL

[uxie126]

that was creepy TT^TT

[KillerOCD]

This vis is soooo F!@#ed up it's awesome!!!!!!!!

[varilla111]

it seems the doll is a glee fan :p

[erinirerinirerin]

O_O... Holy sh*t...

[yuukajapan19880428]

cool

[MetalJordy]

this song makes me think of two things,

1. tails doll

2. to anyone who watches coodoo17, betsy

[MrRcrogers]

This song reminds me of the creepy boys at my school (Bishop Spaugh). They tease and act scary around me because they think I'm a creepy girl. Funny isn't it.

[neXgeNniGhthaWk2222]

its funny

[Psycho0898]

this song reminds me of decay

[aabra9]

This is my fav JOCO song, not because of the lyrics, but because it sounds AMAZING!

[Aerisaxia]

i buyed a doll like em and its fucking ever were! what the fuck!!!

[Ifnotpress3]

This song would've been even creepier if it ended at 3:33. Still a good song though.

[iamfilleg]

Just read a creepypasta based on this song... Gave me some serious shivers!

[Inanisvoid]

18 People are being followed by a creepy doll...

[PrincessPromise2001]

this is the worst commercial i have ever seen