Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' That Came To Him In A Dream

[Boohish]

"This was made before the show because I found that lemon tomatoes don't really exist in this world."

[1hellaMoFo]

always keep extra tooth paste. you never know if will have to start the car with it

[iSweetChan]

I wonder what brought me here :/

[ARon89ification]

This makes me think of something someone with schizophrenia might say.

[1hellaMoFo]

laughing so hard i think a fucking tear ran down my leg!!

[aslacuentayya]

OMG! I DON'T EVEN NEED TO WATCH THE VIDEO, THE TITLE ITSELF IS ENOUGH TO MADE ME LAUGH.

[Fret125]

Tomato lemons!?

Haha. Best part is when he cuts the lemon and explains. Haha.

[Che8t]

Goes great with a glass of Tide!

[TheUsername1029]

for those of you who want to meet robin williams, don't use a fork!! the attic is fucking huge, its not worth it.

[HeadbangakillstheKKK]

comedic genius

[surferjosh98]

i wish bacon was that conveneint

[TappyBeatz]

He just blew my mind.

[LoveBaseballLove]

i dreamed that bradley cooper was my step-father. my mom doesn't even like blond guys!!

[KyIernuva135Clone]

@fastlifeinc I think lemontomatoes would be great!

[DarkPanthera]

it looked delicious until he added lemon

[TheTitan606]

@DarkPanthera and the car keys

[14sJakeB190]

Minus the lemons that was great!

[qualqui]

LMAO!!! XD*****

[rammice]

FOR BEST RESULTS:

Keep Burner Heat High To Cook Omelet Quickly Before Your Legs Stop Working

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

I love eggs.

[FastLifeInc]

lemon tomatoes? that guy has some weird ass dreams.

[SGSHADOWOD]

I love reading the "FOR BEST RESULTS," they're so funny. XD

[SGSHADOWOD]

Today Now is the best. :P

[SqueezeTop]

awesome sense of humor : P

[just4lolzz]

god dammit, i used a fork and i had to go through a million doors in the attic cause of Robbie Williams!

[jesseniahr]

looks nasty...

[mangekyokakashi]

Car keys.. Why didn't I think of that?!!

[MrCcbcc]

once i had a dream that i meat my brain and i killed it and now all i can think about is cake.... is that a bad thing?

[BeakyRed]

this is probably something youd actually find in a dream

[kintetsubuffalo]

That really captured the vivid strangeness of dreams, glad I'm not the only one.

[Ballen929]

wtf?

[KeekeeKarin5]

"...You wanna make sure you use a wisk, because if you use a fork, Robin Williams is gonna come and offer to lend you HIS wisk... and, then the two of you need to go up his grandparents' attic... annnd there's millions of doors up there."

OMG, so random and hilarious!

[TpendragonT]

@notright11233 he mentioned those in the video.. so i think yes. everyone noticed them

[notright11233]

@TpendragonT thought i removed that comment,.......

[harvester49]

LOUSY DREAM

A NIGHTMARE FOR DINERS COME TRUE

[Chunkboi]

Oh, you can get the lemon tomatoes at Trader Joe's. But when speaking to the dolphin, which one of us needs to be speaking with my mother's voice?

[themass109]

lemon tomato bacon omlet sounds deliocuos actually

[Ifeno]

twilight parody ftw XD

[teddifisk]

I gotta stop watching these how to food related videos when im hungry...

[pcblah]

i had a dream about gay zombies... cheese (really its true i saw emmental) ... laxatives... and smoking weed + racist girl that tried to staple black man in back of head combo :P

[DraconionDevil]

they spelt omelette wrong.

[kakuichi]

"If you have all your teeth by the end of the dream, then you're going to love this!" LOL, BTW losing all your teeth in a dream symbolizes death - either it's a precursor of the way you feel about your death or somebody else (figure it out, if there's a lot of blood coming from your teeth you really have repressed rage problems!) trust me, :^D

[tfoshohoe]

@kakuichi When i got hit by a car and lost my leg i had a dream i kept falling and hitting things and lost all my teeth i couldnt catch my balance and yeah the taste of blood still haunts me i was drowning in blood

[zosko1]

my dreams are usually quite violent and i feel we should do more to reduce violent dreams.

[mrwizard101master1]

WOW THAT IDIOT COOK IS A MAD GUY !!!!

[brawldude23]

I'd hate to see what would happen if he had a wet dream before the show

[Marci124]

Nice touch with the lost keys.

In my dreams I regularly see objects I'm looking for IRL.

[hotncuit]

i rather not use my own wisk n meet robin williams!

[shadolink765a1]

lol I think it was a hallucinogen induced dream

[HunterHorizon1]

God damnn. Bacon in his Bathroom cabinet.

[johnytoreno]

This was my first onion video. i thought it was real.

[ozena52]

@johnytoreno I had the same thing with the 'Al-Qaeda operative says 9/11 conspiracy theories are ridiculous' video. Shame.

[geniusjas87]

@Nothome1000 You can grow lemon tomatoes only if you're in a dream within a dream.

[danyhael]

i only have organic eggs, i wonder if it's alright?

[LastStand2010]

It seems in the real world that lemon-tomatoes do not exist.

[TheUsername1029]

i had everything ready: bacon in the bathroom, ww2 eggs, and even the shoe horn, but I couldn't find any damn lemon tomatoes!!!

[ZetaNeubourn]

@TheUsername1029 I sometimes hear you can make them appear out of nowhere when you take the butter knife that so happens to be in your left, front pocket and wave it twice at the puma next to the kitchen table. The puma will then provide you with some after combusting for two minutes. While you wait, this is a good time to distract Jim Carrey with a jar of caster oil.

[vimarandy]

take away the keys and grahm crackers and delicuse !!!!

[MGSKong]

I didnt realize this was a joke until he said "lemon tomato" haha

[theAHoleatheist]

dude i acctually made theis its really good lol minus the fruit part and the other silly stuff lol

[leivaMJ1]

lol.

....^_^ You Got Meee!

[tylertyler82]

My omelet has my entire wardrobe in it including my underwear

[KDumbledore]

Looks good <3

[fluenty9]

help!

[EATnOREOorDIE]

omelet goes with glass of tide! which reminds u to do your laundry lol

[seadesigners12]

im glad keys are included in that and the bacon from the bathroom counter, OH! and the scarf

[bobbytiger]

Add 3 pounds of butter,

and Paula Dean could scoff that down in two bites.

[POWND18]

i had the same dream the other night

[TheMeerkittens]

95 people broke their teeth while eating the keys.

[ThefirstDrInsane2U]

keys an crackers lol onion ROCKS

[XaliroseX]

I dont like eggs so this sounds kinda gross...

[TheCrawler333]

Why are people so mean? No one is retarded. The onion is America's most trusted news source.

[xFLAMExREAPERx734x]

Is this a real story? haha, jk. I'm not retarded

[EtherJunky]

lmao at the WW2 eggs "be kinda hard to find those"

[kasumoto2008]

how the hell is it an omelet if he just scrambled it all with the whisk???

[xseb5x]

@kasumoto2008 lmao guess somone aint made an omelett before

[asaratkhandr]

i have the flu 2day and im watching all these onion videos, im laughing and coughing at the same time

[pitchshifter02]

i had this really weird dream the other day i was talking to this blond girl in a bar when this person aproached me saying that he was the head of my subconscious security, he told me to follow him so i did, then a bunch of people appeared including the girl from juno which was a bit strange anyway it turns out my dead dad loved me all along and that he wants me to break up his energy monopoly. odd huh?

[Caleb5617]

@pitchshifter02 u watch too many movies lol

[MrMerajjio]

@pitchshifter02

hahahhahahahah

[tgbandroid17]

@pitchshifter02

funny, i dreamed i got run over by a train

[ajaeiful]

@pitchshifter02 Kinda Inception like, No ? ;D Love the movie Hehe

[tfoshohoe]

@pitchshifter02 really?

[SgtShnackendale]

@pitchshifter02 If only Iception included omlettes.

[METALMAN4Wii]

@pitchshifter02 Did you every see the HISHE version....?

[gazugaXP]

@pitchshifter02 whoa, are you talking about an omelet inside an omelet, within another omelet?

[Mossgate97]

@pitchshifter02 winception

[c0v3rtw4ffle]

@pitchshifter02 I dreamed that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was having a gunfight with me and my friends in a zero-gravity hotel.

[masterlinkslash]

thst looks nice i would try it

without the the keys... im ...alergic to keys

[VontiTheGreatest]

What? Forget the whisk, I want Robin Williams to visit me while I'm cooking breakfast, that'd RULE.

[iTzSH4DOW]

after reading these comments and watching the video, i wish i had a recurring dream :( or a dream that my conscious mind can see

[hottiekrn]

ughghg this guy is sooo eccentric

[giberish1986]

i had a dream the other day that i was stuck inside the dream and telling everyone and trying hard to think myself out of the dream, i eventually came to terms i was stuck in my dream and i cudent rember my name or my real non dream life so wierd n scary when i woke up.

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

In the real world lemon tomatos don't really exist LOL

[bcpsleeperkid4]

thank you! glad to know i'm not the only one with super bizarre dreams.

[AsG1989]

you'll here the old church bell ring, then you know its done

[zleverette]

1:22- 1:34 use a whisk cause if you use a fork then robin Williams is going to offer his whisk and then you need to go to his grandparents attic and theirs millions of doors up their. LOL :)

[Mrbosnia12]

lol

[hailmary7283]

It was an inception!!!!!!!! lol

[OoMASEoO]

aw, one of the less-funny Onion vids

[Thund3rMurph3y]

ಠ_ಠ mmh... mmmh.. ok.

[Headsetphobias]

I don't get why this is so weird...

Doesn't everyone else cook like that? XD

[TheMrBlinx]

You see? This is how Gordon Ramsey should do it.

Great video! I love it. For something surreal, it's so bright and "awake" (if that makes any sense)(or nonsense). So.... matter-of-fact.

[Jhonrid]

this is pure epicness hahahahahaahaha "dont mess with success"

[DeltaKilo3]

@KlassicStrat72 So did I! I forgot to wear my retainer for several days in a row, and I got so worried that I dreamed my teeth came out all at once.

[helen2U]

''cook omelette while speaking to a dolphin with the voice of your mother'' LOL

[evannati]

@KlassicStrat72 yeah its really common thats why they said it

[MPozitiv]

I will do this omelet

[thewikmann]

WOW!!! B.L.T. can stand for bacon, LEMON, tomato!

[ALPHADESIGNTAMPICO]

Does the keys need to be atatch to a holder? Could you make a low carb diet version of this receip?! Thank you so much! :D

[ryukXsayu27]

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[MatHrtxC]

is it just me... or does that actually sound good?

[mikedamat]

@MatHrtxC Except for the car keys, yes, it does sound good.

[asaratkhandr]

@MatHrtxC it does 2 me 2!

[JRocKinPENANG]

@MatHrtxC minus the lemon-tomatoes, yeah!

[simcityfan3]

@MatHrtxC yes, definitely



[1spidermonkeys37]

i tried a plastic shoe horn after cutting butter knife because the shoe horn wouldn`t cut it, and i replaced the lemons with oranges expecting something sweeter than tomatoes but it was full of ham! Maybe you need a metal shoe horn or dont cut butter with a knife, but how do you get something sweeter for a lemon-tomato replacement? Please reply answer.

[schalteria]

lol..whoa..wow...this is awesome

[Zyphonee]

Doesn't work, lemons turn into potatoes, anyone knows what's wrong? I followed the recipe step by step and I have an important date with someone I wanna impress!

[UndeadwarriorX12]

@Zyphonee yeahh.... you might have used a fork and something else to cut the butter so thats why its not right....

[uberhaxor69]

i love this it just shows the randomness of your dreams XD

[zamgoods]

what a spacey conversation



[kid43332]

This is extra random LOL.

[hq2x]

FOR BEST RESULTS: Cook Omelet While Speaking To A Dolphin With The Voice Of Your Mother

[everestgirl13]

"it seems in the real world that lemon tomatoes don't exist"

bahahahah

[SteveSaeteurn]

; His omelet is named that?

I cooked one yesterday morning and i named it "meat lovers omelet"

[zookybeans]

eggs and lemon!!! gotta try this one.

[AXTV1000]

Lmao! Lemon tomatos

[Tehkillerguy]

thumbs up if u think onion news network is talking about shit everytime

[Raphael71323]

@Tehkillerguy no shit sherlock so stfu

[mebot2]

Always eat an omelet with a nice, big glass of Tide.

[rebekahah]

Haha I wish I would've dreamt his dream! It sounds like fun! Also, I tried the recipe.  FANTASTIC! Unfortunately I used the bubblegum flavored toothpaste when my landlord's car actually needed MINT toothpaste. Whoopsies. :)

[xLoLaTVx]

i love how some people actually think this stuff is real

[jessyrosegirl]

"I made this myself causeit seems that in the real world lemon tomatoes dont exist" I lol'd

[Sylar03]

If you still have your teeth by the end of the dream, this is going to taste fantastic.

[zosko1]

I used a fork, robin williams came, we went up to his parents attic and the door i chose took me to narnia, i've just got back

[twentydashone]

sounds similar to the dreams i have. i just wake up saying.."what the fuck was that all about"

[CheeseGenius]

ok now we are going to dice up a lemon, okay, you can see now that it turns into a tomato

[Aparophos990]

have you noticed how the "still ahead in this hour" segment is always reflective of the same lunatic off-track pattern of the video itself? It's like they purposefully connect the finishing segment to reiterate the deficiency of the whole skit.

[pianovegetarian777]

ahahaha " well lemon tomatoes don't seem to exist in the real world so . . ." ahaha 2:28 " omelet goes great with glass of Tide which reminds you to do your laundry" aha yumm tide . . .

[VTPPGLVR]

"At the end of the dream, if you still have all your teeth, this thing is gonna taste FANTASTIC."

Somebody pass the syrup; we got ROFLs!

[KaoIDang]

Ahh making fun of people who believe silly things about dreams and such i see. Very good. Hahahaha!

[hahayousuckable]

Wtf kinda dream did this dude have? lol

[geffrod]

"If you still have your teeth at the end of your dream."

I feel like he's talking to me because I lose them a lot in my dreams. Creepy.

[VTPPGLVR]

@geffrod

loosing teeth is symbolic of loosing control. (i never knew why, until i heard an expert say that the ability to eat is one of the most basic controls we have, so without teeth, that basic control is really screwed with.)

[FreshReplay]

@geffrod

Means you're stressed out if you're losing teeth in your dreams. Happens to me every once in a while, too.

[ElveeKaye]

Someone actually took the time to stuff a tomato inside a lemon skin! XD

[eventzz]

I think I'm gonna try to make this. But of course I'm not gonna use a shoehorn :P.

[UberKiwix3]

The sad thing is that this actually pretty much sums up an average dream of mine.

"You wanna make sure you use a whisk because if you use a fork Robbin Williams is gonna come and offer you his whisk, and then the two of you need to go up to his grandmothers attic, and theres millions of doors up there so it just saves up a little bit of time to use a regular whisk. Now what you wanna do next..."

[bigbuckalex96]

I tried it, but it didn't turn out right.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE USED A SHOE HORN!

[TheIr0nMike]

I actually hysterically laughed at this.

[Mazequax]

''omelet goes great with glass of tide, which reminds you to do your laundry'' xD

[lazeta99]

LOOKS dalicious

[7RUthere]

You got your keys there and your graham crackers.. lol!

[OUtsidethenine4eva]

awesome

[blacksheepz]

where'r the onions?

[GodKiller97]

"I made these ahead of the show because it seems to me that lemon tomatoes dont really exist"

xD wtf!

[otchacha]

@GodKiller97 that was my favorite line

[RedDaggerXL]

Starting a car with toothpaste... Nice! And I want a glass of tide too-I need my laundry done...

[manrightchea]

This vid makes a great parody of some of those crazy dreams we all have. It sounds so funny after you wake up but while you're sleeping and experiencing them they make PERFECT sense.

[ZarMarquez]

not going to lie...those keys look delicious.

[otchacha]

@ZarMarquez indeed they do

[clarrotXmen]

LOL! Lemon tomatoes! Should feature him in the annoying orange series!

[AshyenMagnerus]

You gotto keep it moving. If you don't, your high school principal Mr. Pivnicke is going to give you a call.

[fluba269]

WTF???? I can't believe this is real!

[superspanks]

@fluba269 i cant believe you think this is real...

also i cant believe its not butter!

[Me101ftw]

Seems like a dream that he'd have on drugs.

[xxxabc123xx]

2:32 lmao "Omelet goes great with a glass of tide"

[Pvtjamesryan2]

lemon tomoatoes are sold in Afghaistan for 200 rufins ($.00000009)

[TheVittleVlog]

If you dream it you can do it!!!!!!

[hcc1891]

Hahaha! This is the most random thing I've ever seen. I love it!

[Tartersauce101]

oh man...i hope i have a crazy dream tonight, its been a while :P