Scissors

[edjorthebeast]

I love Geoff's arms



[xxxbadbangerxxx]

Was that geoffs wife griffon

[staecrh]

@xxxbadbangerxxx ya

[lovepeacejesuschrist]

Anyone have a knife?

Geoff just casually pulls out a huge knife out of nowhere, and they accept that as normal. Epic office.

[gohamabamaharu]

Joel is the best rooster teeth employee

[XDNighthawkXD]

I knew it

[admiralflynn895]

awesome

[Mrsnugglesindahouse]

griffin you lookin FINE

[BronyFTW]

every single line in this video was a question.

[Luigi01080]

i like the fear 2 project origin poster in the background :D.

[JellyInvasion]

Very good video, nicely done with only questions.

"Does anyone need the stapler?" lol

[gabrielgray7]

@horizontal120: Can you say that again?

[cirianopolis]

@gabrielgray7 Can you not encourage him?

[TribeTomcat]

every sentence in this video is a question

[chichi656]

@TribeTomcat Really? I had no idea. I am so shocked.

[stewiekillsyou]

0:23 = what?



[horizontal120]

are you seriously suggesting sir something sinister sounding circumstantially surroundings of scissors ?

[Fez8745]

@horizontal120 Are you seriously suggesting sir something sinister sounding circumstantially surrounding some scissors ?

not of scissors

[nemig4789]

who uses scissors to open a box?

[345lol345]

does anyone have a knife

opens crate

seriously

[stefan7312]

Rocks....and paper........ do we need anything else? LMFAO

[xXLDeusXx]

wow! Burnie used to be soo fat! how'd get so thin now?

[DatSandvich]

And we will be right back with Who's Line is it Enyway? right after this!

[sandcoffin14]

I BET YOU A MILLION BUCKS the next question was "can u guys guess what I found?"

[HaloReachMcFarlaneHD]

107 people couldn't find their scissors....

[headcheese3]

Made me lol.

[SwirlySpike]

My prepaid network is so sloow.

[JetStarSolar]

does anyone get what this video was about?

[TheOutdoorWarrior]

@JetStarSolar It is about one man's quest for pivoting cutting devices, and the cruel irony that what he is looking for is always with him, but in a package that requires cutting devices to open. Overall, it is a political statement bashing the War in Iraq.

[Sammymonroe2002]

reminds me of Whose Line is it anyways

[CombatDurable]

This never old :)

[ScoutingTacos]

I think this is my favorite RT sketch of all time.

[Thisismeisityou]

WHAT A TWIST!!!

[xKrisxUndeadx]

Hot. Blonde. Lady. /drool

[IAMSHUGO]

@xKrisxUndeadx Geoff's wifey.

[let2110]

irony!

[penutpizza1990]

im barely 2 seconds into the ad and 73 more comments

[Videogamefreak16]

Are they playing Questions only? lol

[fivec3nt]

Yeah I saw that ending coming a mile away.

[HaloReachMcFarlaneHD]

107 people couldn't find scissors.

[bionicleman111]

Why does Geoff have a knife? Does he have a cutting fetish?

[NoSassScooter]

Geoff just has a knife...

[larmoth]

i havnt seen all yous only your games but yous all look badass

[LikeAPierrot69]

These guys would be pro on Whose Line.

[jago1996]

@LikeAPierrot69 Props

[Poptartlightning]

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!

[OneBigHaloFan]

Man thats alot of scissors

[HeWantMore]

I just noticed geoff asked for rocks and paper and there all looking for scissors

[TheAngelofdeath543]

Is goeff EMO

[KillAllZombies01]

Why whould Geoff have a knife

[monty90021]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAII­IIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!

[TehNathaniel]

Burnie's secret scissor stash.

[CryptonicNova]

Oh the irony, it hurts.

[442dudeathefront]

That sucked for Joel.

[Starfox384]

are you seriously suggesting sir something sinister sounding circumstantially surounding some scissors?

[virusXchannel25]

Exactly 50 Questions

[TZIDuffman]

✄

hmhmh

[DaSuicideKing]

I like how Geoff just pulls a kitchen knife from his back pocket.

[Oskanjerro]

@DaSuicideKing I concur!

[SteelChains]

@DaSuicideKing I always have a knife on me, for... well these situations.

[ccaves6]

@DaSuicideKing They are in Texas...

[musicboyjake88]

@DaSuicideKing i think hes emo

[greenninja757]

@DaSuicideKing His back pocket is magical, he pulled Millie out of it in an animated adventure.

[kaianuvis91]

i love playing this game with my friends :D

[rohan21166]

So everything is a question?

[kaianuvis91]

@rohan21166 did you watch the hole video?

[rohan21166]

@kaianuvis91 Yes, which is why I made that joke that mussed of passed right over your head. :P

[kaianuvis91]

@rohan21166 mine was a question too......:P

[rohan21166]

@kaianuvis91 Do you also think you have won this time?

[kaianuvis91]

@rohan21166 Are you trying to make a come back?

[rohan21166]

@kaianuvis91 What do you think?

[rohan21166]

@kaianuvis91 What do you think?

[rohan21166]

@kaianuvis91 What do you think?

[rohan21166]

@kaianuvis91 What do you think?

[DarienStone04]

Fuck the scissors... wtf hes doin with that knife...

[emodudee]

I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

[MessiahOren]

@emodudee HOAK HOGAAAAAN

[js00981213]

@emodudee what scissors?

[xXMastaxPwnrXx]

When I saw the end I ..........ROFled

[pokemonfreak87654321]

@xXMastaxPwnrXx same here

[TheNewJak]

DO NOT OPEN UNTIL THE FUTURE

[alienhowitzer54]

why does Geoff have a knife? CONSPIRACY

[TimothyLaFavio]

Was that Griffan with the nose ring?

[WhereAreTheStairs1]

@TimothyLaFavio Eeyup

[TimothyLaFavio]

@WhereAreTheStairs1 Awesome. Geoff knows who he likes. >:)

[thesaxophoneboy]

@TimothyLaFavio Yeah

[Musicboy8141]

@TimothyLaFavio yea

[darker241]

why did geoff had a knife?????

[freak4351]

so i take it when joel raises his voice its actually caboose yelling?

[mrfixitagain]

What do you have against stapling?

[bigh99267]

isn't that box of scissors from the jump rt short? and did anyone notice that every sentance in this short is a question?

[jukkis6699]

whose line is it anyway!

[jake27rocks]

Dear siccors, why must you come in a package that can only be opened by siccors? Sencerely: What do you think i bought you for?

[Dovahbrii]

Oh, poor Joel! <3

[theRatedRQuinn]

I now think Joel it the only normal one.

[DaRaginCajunn]

Caboose, Simmons, Grif, Sis, Church, and Sarge<3

[WhutsUrNaym]

Too many questions.

[KidApollo100]

This video sound like Whose Line Is It Anyway? Questions

[TheDsfyhygd]

with all due respect griffen is hot sick tatoos and percings jesus hold on to that one you lucky basteard

[kshepthedrummer]

its funny watching these videos and hearing the voices from red vs blue and seeing the actual people lol

[bighead603]

This reminds me of who's line

[ProjectILT]

Why does Geoff carry a knife?

[987ewqsza]

Lol this is like whose line is it; questions



[NekAffect]

I am...confused

[ryan50ryan]

brilliant!

[SafieLiverpool]

Yeah Geoff just keeps a knife in his back pocket.

[PoolShark403]

This video is a lot funnier if you realize everything said throughout the entire video is a question haha

[FlubbahProductions]

I almost murdered a man with scissors.

You think...THAT I HAVE PROBLEMS!?

I AM PERFECTLY FUCKING NORMAL

I DONT HAVE PROBLEMS

AHAHAHAHA

[Nutcase201]

Do not open until the future

[WafflesMoo]

lol i sense irony

[CPTcarlyle]

And so, Caboose was born.

[AvaNinja13]

Griffon!!!!

[bradgin]

this is the short that got me hooked

[theclassicwallflower]

I GET IT....its noting but questions :D

[Lukeduker11]

FAIL!

[miniboz12]

Best rt short ever

[killersniper1000]

ROFL

[808chrispy]

and this is how joel lost it xD

[gunsniper0018]

oh man i think you could hear joel's sanity snap.

[hotshot12797]

Lol

[Starfox384]

At 0:16 when the camera pans to joel it looks like geoff is a cut out

[BIueRedPurpIe]

Is this the question game? Can us youtube commenters play? :D

[xXxTRYAGAINxXx]

Directed by m night shyamalan!

[HomeOfXboxGamers]

is every sentence a question?

[sicronj]

I like how they only spoke in questions =P

[DuffDog7576]

You guys should do Bing commercials lol Not that I like Bing but you guys do the run around thing well

[NullThyPain]

I can't watch videos like this without thinking about RVB xD

[umbrella05]

They should have added at the end "Whats in the box" Just watched seven and thought it was funny

[Thejeditusken2]

lol rvb characters reunited

[hjungersa7xfan]

guess what it is not all question because when they play rock paper scissors

[234lalao]

@hjungersa7xfan what are you talking about?

[CliffDiverBOA]

@hjungersa7xfan Do you want to play? That sounds like a question.

[MossOwnsYou]

Hehehehehehe... My favorite.



[pthawk1987]

Hoboken Pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thewalkingdeadfanamc]

''DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE SCISSORS ARE?! DOES ANYONE  KNOW WHY JOEL IS TALKING LIKE THIS?!!

[Caleb5711]

Lol :D

[tacospartan]

0:33 the ONE statement spoken in the entire video

[spenceriguess]

Thats Geoffs wife? Holy balls!

[Thunderwing321]

hahahaaaaaaa

[iamphinay]

did anybody see the box that said do not open until the future in the background???

[joodseaap]

OW MY GOD! STOP THE QUESTIONS! THERE IS NOT EVEN 1 LINE THAT IS NOT A QUESTION AAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!­!!

[OnehandedAbortionist]

Who else knew scissors would be in the box?

[TheRandomManAlex95]

@OnehandedAbortionist You ruined it >.<

[mada223]

@OnehandedAbortionist I did when I saw it in 2010

[simplenamehere]

@OnehandedAbortionist sick name

[blessed871129]

Why are they asking so many questions?

[beanerville]

@blessed871129 Why can't you just shut up and enjoy the short? :D

[blessed871129]

@beanerville Did you just answer my question with a question?

[beanerville]

@blessed871129 Why must you keep this silly game going?

[blessed871129]

CABOOSE!

[loporina]

Next on Who's Line Is It Anyway...Questions....

[AirTylerFilms]

That writing was sexy as hell. Who do i thank for it?

[AirTylerFilms]

That writing was sexy as hell. Who do i thank for it?

[badmouth55]

at first i thought it was like the bing commercial (or google idk which)

[NerdyLikes]

@badmouth55

Oh, those Bing commercials...

I remember those.

They were horrid.

XD

[mamanettie]

0:17 it's the box cover from conspiracy weary lol

[nigahiga68]

I never expect Joel to be the normal one in a video.

[7CellarDoors]

@nigahiga68 And yet he plays the role rather well.

[Ak47blast12]

@nigahiga68 Well, it wasn't the first time...

[shadowsecter]

@nigahiga68 He was normal, then they drove him to what he is now. I know the feeling, the same thing happened to me.

[Supernam07]

Did anyone else notice that the entirety of the episode dialogue was in questions?

[JoeRobot17]

@Supernam07 thats the joke.

[TheUnknownone17]

@Supernam07 Isn't that obvious?

[fer8agp]

@TheUnknownone17 Really?

[TheUnknownone17]

@fer8agp Why? Do you think I'm joking? Do you even know me? Who are you? Where am I? Why am I asking too much question? Should I stop? I better stop right? Am I still asking some questions? Why can't I stop? Should I keep going? This isn't gonna last long isn't it? Should I go? CAN YOU HELP ME?!?

[fer8agp]

@TheUnknownone17 why should I help you? shoudn't you be able to stop yourself? 

[TheUnknownone17]

@fer8agp How could I? Do you know a doctor? How do you stop yourself? Do you know a cure? Should I research one? Am I crazy? Am I doing it again? Should I stop? Do I have to? I have to don't I? WHY IS IT SO HARD?

[hiddenshadow1221]

i guessed that wud happen

[HyperShadic100]

Let's play a game called Questions Only!!!

[definitionofunstable]

@HyperShadic100 why?

[HyperShadic100]

@definitionofunstable Because Everyone is asking questions!!!!!!

[definitionofunstable]

@HyperShadic100 no i was playing the game by saying why

[HyperShadic100]

@definitionofunstable -_- Now I feel like a jerk.

[definitionofunstable]

@HyperShadic100 oh well