My 9 minute commute in Asia

[peliROJO]

Subscribed. This is the funniest video yet. I'm watching a bunch of your videos before going to the liquor store, and I think they'll be even better when I get back. "...and retards."

[Lyverfive]

Wow there are tons of scooters! I am not use to seeing that many. In the US hardly anyone rides bikes, or scooters.

[xomiakas]

"Apparently, the majority of my views comes from one guy in New Zealand who thinks he's me" - :D Lol, funny.

[sirsilentbear]

awesome descriptoin of a city, traffic lights, pollution, and retards

[v11o]

"Perfectly legal - nothing to see here!" lol :)

[GuardianKiyoshi]

"Yep, I have no idea what light is green. There's just too many of them! It's not my fault! There's like, too many lights, it's too confusing- I had to go!"

LOL. I will use this excuse to an officer someday, just for lulz. You are made of epic win.

[TrollingDr]

look at all those douche bags running those red lights, you are very lucky getting all the green lights

[eric15750]

lol, if you were in america chuck norris would jump off a horse and round house kick you off your bike for running those red lights......oh wait........bruce lee is in asia.......

[cesztoszule]

yea yea u work there xD

[wompstopm123]

hey isnt a camera on a vehicle mean fail?

[weplayed]

you are so lucky that its green all the way :D

[zaarin230x]

How do you learn your way around there...

[ZeroDragondelta9]

Mordeth13...alleyway assassin!

[PookieMonsterRawr]

red light? OH ITS GREEN! YUP YUP LOL

[gigicabulangica]

Dude, i swear to god, i don't get it.

First of all i love your videos, you're f'ing awesome, but how the hell can you afford a scooter, a ninja, a dog, crashes, a girlfriend, being picky about jobs, and stopping for a drink because u got to your workplace early as opposed to being late 5 minutes before?

That part just confuses the hell out of me...

[safesparticus]

thats some top notch driving u got there with straight green lights

[Hitamaru]

i love mordeth videos they always interesting for no reason at all...

[fitzgerald95971]

nice commute. whats with the secrecy 007?

[silleywilley]

lmao..  dude, you are the coolest cat ever. I just started watching your vids, I'm hooked.. fun watching your insane riding skills on those tiny streets!!

[nightmare122489]

lol how have you never been pulled over?

[rik1551]

hahaha... love when you say... aha aha.. aha aha tututu xD

[Kegath]

"Look at all those people running the light"

[pyroduk]

why disguise where you work? o.0 like im not really fussed... but? :L

[blezz4maniac]

Crazy driving

[patra2009]

hey dude. where is it? intresting

[drbonzo]

You must have got so lost the first time you made this journey?

[WunderDoob]

most interesting!

[TurkishButcher]

all these people are running a red light how bad of them lol

[whateverman1579]

That has to be some of the most legal driving i've ever seen :D

[thesmellofnapalm22]

This one has always been my favorite video of yours :D

[iwontaname2]

Hey i just got back from year in taipei for school and such, what district is that? its really bothering.

[DeadCompany303]

Hey bro i liked ur video and i think you seem like a cool person. I live in usa and couldn't imagine living there its a whole other world to me. The way you drive is totally awesome. I would tear up those streets on my gsxr

[grumpysteelman]

@DeadCompany303

Your monkey ass would die on a GSXR on those streets, it isn't like the US...there is no place for big bikes in SEA.

[DROPSOF198]

Crazy....

[TimTehPilot]

the right turn and u turn is perfectly legal

[stevebornais]

Wow, illegal, but skilled!

[MaxPatatePowa]

I don't know why, but when you skipped a red light the song ''Breaking the law'' just started to play in my head. And it was awesome.

[Airsoftman009]

Mine too.

[triviumt0401]

This is one of my favorite vids

[IXIAdeIXI]

or late for work sirens!

[2freaky88]

LOL about you complaining about cars going the wrong way when you dont even stop at reds i dont even do that unless my license plate is covered its a dirty game play it properly.

[midnoon35]

Special hazard lights for late to work drivers = big flashing middle fingers! lol

[route66powersports1]

so why dont u want us to know where u work are we going to kill u there lol

[rickg156]

no he just doesnt want me following him again

last time he got really pissed

[noful2]

hahahah, "perfectly legal, nothing to see here"

wait is it legal to go through reds with scooters

[jhardy66617]

no its not haha

[noful2]

well now that can't be good, he does it all the time! lmao

[xxxemo069xxx]

What were you driving

[nikthepilot]

yes you are awesome

[slytherinsheirx]

I've been watching a few of your videos - you'll see my comment trail.

I guess my worry would be if you hit something and you're wearing shorts... ouch.

Haha! Skipped through traffic. That was sweet. (I did see one red light in all of that, just the one) Bloody good commute to work, that. Really interesting :)

[darknessahead520]

no prob

[jeebercreeber]

Lol, this remind me of the part in Bruce Almighty where he made all the cars get out his way and all the lights are green

[Odinn08]

Wow, I would have never known watching someone drive to work would be so interesting.

[vanburen123]

'red light? oh wait changed to green'

[nooneatnowheredotcom]

"Why buy a car and then drive it slower than a bicycle?"

[Laucheehung]

"Perfectly legal, nothing to see here :)" lol

[carnac449]

Why do you live in Taiwan?

[MusicTunezNet]

I wonder the same thing

[hellokhris]

what city is this? I lived in Neihu.

[13mordeth]

It's Chung-Li.

[Shorty413]

@13mordeth

I prefer Gile

HAHA i made a funny regarding your city name and street fighter im hilarious!

[civicmike01]

" the light just turned red, i have to wait like a minute and a half! Lets see what we can do about that " And then you jump a red light which is completly busy haha, that is mega!

[SFGshirtless]

"I didn't realize it was those types of people that watched my videos" wow. Love your videos mordeth but you'll never see me in a chat room.

[JoeyWildstyle]

lol o my....

[sentient02970]

you have a nice direct route to work

[annoyingzhang]

"let's see what we can do about that" rofl

[babyfry123]

damn the roads are confusing!

[trueKorvus]

Haha, nice reference to 7/11 4wd guy.

[monkeyshok]

what kind of scooter is that looks like it runs pretty well... I love the line at 6:47

all these traffic lights and polution.. and RETARDS

[papirf]

cool commute video. I was laughing thru all the lights.

[SooCool91]

Why do i like to listen to these? am I insane?

[Azael2012]

haha omg im going to have to wait a minute and a half.. lets see what i can do about that

[KingOfKool182]

u live in china or sumthin?

[bigboyburt2009]

Taiwan

[zigzigy]

omg first vid made on my bday!!!!

[dfbndslv]

what is your top speed on the scooter?

[jmclarke1]

That grocery store is where you work, ahhaha That was a nice way of trying to disguise it though

[Daleilama121]

stop talking !!! go and work !

[sportace2]

14,500 VIEW YESS

[ashmanly]

Even better... How many cars can you hit in 9 minutes?

[SooCool91]

I have no clue why, but i like listening to you talk...lmao

[SummerTheFuzzy]

the title of this alone makes me laugh

[daniel152]

hahaha! that intersection was sooo full, but you were the only one going haha!

[instantkevin]

yea right! You work at that grocery store!! :P

Interesting ride.

[derdeutsche94]

nice roads :D

[andatuhan]

"its not my fault theres too many lights" lmao dude

[mikepinet]

...im not gona help u with tht lmao

[MANGOROCKN]

What do you mean its insane that your geting all red, Its insane that your runnign them haha! Crazy driving skills/bravery!

[bv141a]

imagine if you had a real bike,750cc or so

[13mordeth]

If I had a 750 I'd be slower. Because they are so high geared.

[bv141a]

enjoyed the video,once rode a commute in NYC on old r/5 bmw,what a thrill,dangerous freedom,keep the rubber side down

[WoWultiplayer3355]

where the fuck r u?

[MANGOROCKN]

Taiwan :)

But dont panic Its ok for him to do that becoz.............

hes in Taiwan, As Said By the man himself :P

[TonyTheDrummerBoy]

CUMSHOT OOOOHHHHH

[flyawayhome3]

mental

[BSKpride]

LOL, funny you should say that

ive been watching alot of your videos lately!

so do i happen to be that one guy in new zealand... altho i dont think im you...

hmm

[123PAINTBALL123]

JUST TOO MANY OF THEM! haha

[1324123432]

If the streets were clear that ride would be sick

[ff7redxiii]

damn that is a maze

[zirgelis]

what a labyrinth

[AlbiCollier]

Good on ya man... Im from NZ too! You treat those reds like give ways hahaha thats the one!!!

[cr1msonmyst]

just curious do people ever look at you funny when you're making your vids? Like they probably see you talking to yourself waving your arms around... anyone ever say anything? lol oh and for the record, this applies to most people, lights only turn red when you're late, just a secret of the universe

[Vikck]

What's the speed limit in cities or villages in Taiwan?

[13mordeth]

I don't know. I pay no attention to speed limits normally. But I'd guess 50....same as Canada.

[TheStreetFlowCrew]

HAHAHA pfff

[apexdna]

hey mordeth, do you see alot of Honda Ruckus/Zoomer/NPS50 scooters in Taiwan ?! Just curious ...

[13mordeth]

There are no Honda scooters in Taiwan. Only local brands and Yamaha Suzuki.

[apexdna]

For reals ?! Why ?!

[drjnas]

hahahaha oh man running thru red lights, reckless driving, unsafe lane changing, riding on scooter-prohibited lane=5/5 amazin video

[mytitans]

you don't understand. im from new zealand... and im YOU.

[ggtamayo]

Now I have to commute through all these streets with traffic lights and pollution....and retards... lol!

[ken151979]

You are crazy! Just kiddin! I was late for work on the weekend one day and no one was on the freeway at 5:30am. On my Sv650s it took me 20min to get to work normal time 40min, Cut in half baby... Nice sneeky riding though!

[noful2]

i get from my house to my cousins in like 15 minutes and its a 45 minute drive, WITh traffic i guess that what happens when my first driving lesson, was on a freeway

[SaiienII]

In germany you will get banned from the roads for a long time for doing this... ;-)

[gangstaawankstaa]

yeah but only when there is a police car anywhere around ... here in austria i've run a lot of red lights with my moped ... the stupid thing is that the peolpe in the cars behind you shout out from their cars so i always think there is a police ... xP

[smirage22]

don't be a dick

[simysimy9]

i bet that if you waited for one green light the rest would be green

[fulgincloak]

lol at 3:23 that was retarded

[eminemSWE]

how many cc is your scooter? its a 4 stroke right?

[crash100]

125  o.O

[icutmyselfha]

FIRE IN THE HOLE! LOL

[LincolnLogAdam]

Hes an English teacher at a school

[2sexy4chicken]

he works at the grocery store :D

[donmega4]

what do you do for a job please??

[paintballdude26]

is he in asia

[fla2002]

No, LosAngeles in China town. hehe.

[williambrodie]

He works as a english teacher in Taiwan

[epICmakedonec]

hahaha

i love ur videos man

[SoilderFrontFreak]

rofl o changed to green

[lilghost777]

to many light so grate love the video

[MichaelMirenda]

"and retards"- Golden line! lol.

[tomek200]

Damn, that's a lot of scooters you have there.

[tayb0987]

lmao that was awsome!

[bsdmon]

Hilarious. Well I haven't used your chat box nor am i from new zealand. I love your videos though. Looks like a beautiful place and alot of fun.

[adamtw6]

Didn't he say Taiwan.

[bsdmon]

He said he found out most of his views come from one guy in new zealand. But yes he is in taiwan...

[JonnyTommyGuns]

love it!

[6stringbreaker]

Well....that's one tough route to your job! How long did it take to memorize it and not get lost?

[133140dn]

hey so are you asian or what? it doesn't really matter but you sound american

[tyler109j]

he is from canada

[Olexin]

he`s canadian

[benaiah09]

lmao no hes not that isn't in canada hes a fucking fruit.

[Olexin]

im not saying he is in canada im saying that he is canadian

[benaiah09]

lol no iam canadian and canadians arent... fucked like that lool

[IdidURmom2]

ur not canadian ur a fucking cocksucker...

[xozebraheadox]

lmfao dude why are you talking to yourself again you should really get help on that ,

and iam i live in Saint John , NB , lower west :)

[IdidURmom2]

congratulations... you want a cookie for that...

[HaloCustomFilms]

Just becase you live in Taiwan doesn't mean you can't be Canadian :|

[Grin187]

LOL, this one guy in new Zealand. HI-LAR-I-OUS. keep makin these vids really interesting.

[tank9]

This video reminds me of korea. Except Korea it's cars doing running the red lights, buses changing lanes when never they want, but there aren't many scooters.

[Resolveo4]

pollution and retards.lol

i know how u feel

[lwilliams1986]

1.40 great s bend!

[Amobarbital]

Wow! Lucky day! I seldom hit green lights, but you've hit every one!

[Excomunicater]

If I didn't know any better, (And I don't) than I'd say that you work at that grocery store. lol jk But nice vid.

[theripmon81]

wow, scooters are really popular over there!

I have the uncanny power to turn green lights red, want to trade? =)

[Dkells88]

That would be sweet fucking cameras at red lights and you cant go 2 blocks in a city without seeing a cop here in the states, ohh and everyone just walks right in front of you as if they are immune to cars.

[hunta333]

I saw a lady the other night run out into the intersection and do some kind skip thing into the air and she stopped all the traffic, I'm pretty sure she was drunk though.

[vasilipao]

is that a bicycle lane or motorcycle lane on the highway???

[13mordeth]

Motorcycle lane. And I use different oils.

[vasilipao]

how come there is a law in other countries have motorcycle lane...huhuhuhu....

[reno081]

IS THIS 50CCM SCOOTER ???

[GTASanAndreas12543]

wow ur lucky! reds turn to green when u pull up! lol =)

[GodBlessTheUSA1]

metal teehee not medal

[Boog250]

I live in the country and I only have stop signs so I just imagen they're not they're when I want to.

[Yekex]

my favorite video of urs :D

[turtleboy5001]

I just got back from china, and i heard a saying lol.

Green means go,

Red is a suggestion,

And yellow is for decoration.

[RedRalliArt]

yellow = accelerate that soon it will change to red

[GodBlessTheUSA1]

yellow = pedal to the medal :D

[xxxmusiclover]

With Traffic lights, and pollution... and Retards. Lol

[cleanupinaisle3]

Haha this is probably my favorite video on youtube. Makes me miss Shanghai and my scooter. Nice job!

[1987FX16]

when in dought scooter lol

[alexubo]

lol

[bicibeau]

Press the horn buttom while running through the reds. That will be more Taiwaness Style. HA. Enjoy your days in Taiwan.

[Irriel]

"Red light. Oh ! Changes to green. How lucky am I."

I love that part :D

Cheers, Mordeth !