Tiger Woods' Chat Line

[aanonymousbk]

I have a question , Do anybody knows Jay Gruden the new head coach of the UFL is he married thats my question??? and if he is married,Move over tiger , I think we have a new kids on the block !!!

[latsion08]

LATSION THE BEST UNSIGNED RAPPER EVER!!!

[huggs105]

i just called that! it's a health hot line for fat people~!

[assmuncher1984]

Fuck the media hype. They only sign Tiger to make money, some ads will pull Tiger from them, others like Gillette will keep paying him because he brings in revenue.

Lose endorsement money? Huh, why is he endorsed? Because he is the best? NO

Because he brings in money. Fuck endorsements, I would never sign an endorsement deal, look how they treat you when you live your life.

[MultiJoseph97]

Haha 

[psychoracer200]

God, he rips on Tiger all the time. xD

[therealrofus100]

he guys tiger woods is making a male enhancement drug called "tigers wood"

[checkmatebtch]

dude has a fetish. Some people like feet. Some people like asslicking... Tiger just happens to have a blonde white slut fetish...

[kmosh995]

@checkmatebtch ya but then again who doesn't?

[Konformation07]

@kmosh995 not me

[TheLeague90]

@checkmatebtch What guy doesn't have that fetish?

[froggerc625]

LOL @ Michael Buble concert

[blackknight509]

Ha, it's all good Tiger. Blondes come a dime a dozen. Try a hot Latina next. or even brunettes.

[patentpending94]

forgive tiger!!!!

[noformstyle]

All guys are jealous of Tiger, esp, the Haters. Go Tiger!!! , but don't cheat anymore.

[wannabeserpento99]

@noformstyle LOL

[YovillianRoyal]

lol dont let tiger hit u wit his SUV lmfao

[flytacos]

that was pretty stupid

[devon8trillionaire]

hahahahahahahhaha

[Gr0wnm8nk16]

this man is funny

[Gyro911]

These girls are hot 

[Frienever]

hahaha very funny

[westside619]

Soooo......does the number work?

[ma121887]

are these phone calls from tiger real?

[86kinky86]

@ma121887 yes

[notla76]

Why does the audience sound like a laugh track

[markgine]

@notla76 Thats so true, probly not even an audience there, just camera man and him :P

[puneetverma0910]

haha !!!

[plant231121d]

not funny

[hellzBrother]

looool..... xP

[astrolifter]

He took vicodin because it mixed well with ambien and made him feel good!!!! woo hooo...cocksucker tiger woods!!!!

[gabigrafin]

wohlstand und

[hvale2k5]

White= most attracting race, end the discussing

[ix12yan3NG]

@hvale2k5 attractIVE and end the discussION* i guess white = dumbest

[ix12yan3NG]

@hvale2k5 attractIVE and end the discussION* i guess white = dumbest

[GarrettNobles]

@ix12yan3NG Your right he probably meant to put White=greatest race on the face of the planet. lol

[deonvan]

jimmy you fucker why you have to put ellin his wife into this??? your a fucker jimmy.... make funny of tiger only you stupid asshole...

[hanoitwin]

@deonvan Her name is "Elin"

[N00bHatir]

My God, Jimmy Kimmel is a comedy genius. (or at least his writers are)

[samfamey]

@N00bHatir or atleast people like Tiger woods are?!!

[badasschlc]

lol

[zchris87v]

@pokerslut530

Really? Last time I checked, I was born with white skin, and didn't undergo a "genetic mutation". I am also a human, and I was not "originally black". You know, reading up on adaptation and evolution wouldn't kill you.

I do know what you meant by the comment, but I'll be the clarity police today.

[ShadowWaker101]

We just need to lynch this nigger.

[HaloedG]

@ShadowWaker101

Shut the fuck up peckerwood. You ain't gonna lynch no one with your "we" bullshit. Go headbutt a fire hydrant.

[Tyree665]

white women cant dance

[rigoletto68]

Hilarious!

Tiger is such a phony.

[iMrCtown]

so how does the most complete opposite things always turn political. fucking people this viideo aint got shit to do with politics so take ur talk somewhere else

[netterstyl]

Nice place to post a bunch of political rants.

[TheMEAGKEZIBECK]

@netterstyl

MERYY CHRISTMAS!

Watch

TIGER WOODS A MISTRESS CAROL remake

funny!

[rkoliver1]

It's Bush's fault!

[drgondog]

Can't tell if you have tongue in cheek re Bush's Fault - but you can only give Bush 100% credit for 2004-2006 when Repubs had complete (but not filibuster proof Congress).. after 2006 elections, welllllllll...... look to Barney Frank and Chris Dodd for the sub prime lending and total lack of controls over mortgage backed securities and Nancy Pelosi in general.

Congress writes ALL bills.

[ADreamer91]

lol tiger woods chat line

[sludgedozer]

At least Tiger earned where he is at. Barack Obama was bought and paid for from the very beginning of his no beginning credentials.

[xCoolKill]

LOL! Dont wait for him to hit you with his SUV

[maverickjohn923]

Tiger Woods favorite Christmas song?

"I'm dreaming of a white mistress"!

[scopeman82]

I thought it was ironic a couple weeks ago when the count was at 9. I figured it was the back 9. Wonder if he played 18.

[mcfarvo]

@scopeman82 hmm 14 mistresses...sounds like he could have already played 42 holes.

[egag18]

Lol! Love it.

[WarInTheTrench]

Tiger deserves it!

[Alexvideoclip]

She married him because he is rich and he married her because the is hot.

What king of relationship can come out of that ?

Love is all about feelings and mutual respect.

[ajzremix]

u guys should watch affion crockets tiger tapes, funny as hell

[matmicmj]

solve the mystery - 30,000 channel views - prove or disprove .,.,.

[BabbleApple]

wow its funny how he didnt date other girls

[AnonomousJohn]

I bet a bunch of those hoes are lying anyway

[DaCrewTv]

lol who cares. so many people cheat on their girls. why is this case so much different. He is human like everyone else

[burak220]

@DaCrewTv Because Tiger Woods had sex with like 40 other women? do many people do that??? lol..

[iSmashify]

@DaCrewTv he had 14..or sum shit like that.

[DallasaDanny]

I honestly don't think Tiger gives a shit about sponsors at this point. He already has an assload of money. So what if he was the epitome of the cookie monster and couldn't keep his hand out of the cookie jar.

[SPEEDDARLINGTON]

FORGET TIGER WOODS!

[shotym34]

u should of cheated with the sistahs tiger. they would have kept it on the DL..lol

[baltimoreblitz16]

in tiger we trust.

[AgaMbadi]

boogie has sand in his vagina. Roller Boogie Boy!!!

[Choowii09]

LOLL. @ the end.

[imtannner]

hey, please go watch my videos and subscribe. your a big insperation of mine :)

[7robig]

it's inspiration....kind of like inspire.....

[LINDOCULIACAN]

I never understood these famous rich people thinking they would never get caught?? Hummmmm

[fords08]

golf isnt a sport fuck volleyball is more of a sport or socer shit even tennis

[valienteg58]

just leave the fuckin black guy alone...let the mothafucka live..on his nuts like squirrles

[DaveyND1]

did anyone call the number?

[thecool702]

it's not a real number, if you call it, you just get "the call cannot be completed"

[AgaMbadi]

Couldn't happen to a nicer, more arrogant guy. Not that it matters. He is still worth a fortune and will only get laid more now once he unloads the ball and chain. I'd like to see a newer, more raunchy Tiger emerge. One that I can respect. That squeaky clean, phony American icon shit was worse than boring. I want to see him go on a white woman bender and bang every blonde, blue-eyed whore in sight. Then I'll buy his products.

[llamajack]

his wife wife was already fine as hell. why did he need mo bitches

[eddiecaryl]

@AgaMbadi LMAO, this is very true

[boogiechillen123]

@AgaMbadi he can start with your whore of a mom :}

[AgaMbadi]

@boogiechillen123 and he can finish with your tightly puckered, AIDS infested asshole.

[boogiechillen123]

aside from this little squable...would you answer a question for me? I have a theory I'd like to test. Did you vote/support Obama?

[venomcf]

You should know that rich black men DO NOT date black women.

[beachmia]

Actually, you can go be prejudice on another page because this is a page about TIGER WOODS, Not Obama! CAPIZ?

[348Frate]

nice..whats the word?

[AgaMbadi]

@boogiechillen123

Nice loaded question, but I'd expect little more from a troll hiding behind a computer screen, so I'll play along. Yes, I voted for Obama. You see, I find it difficult to cast a vote for people who are horny for Armageddon and who believe that people walked with dinosaurs. Now, you may unleash whatever pathetic and irrelevant insult you like.

Daily spelling lesson: "Squabble"

[kvjhedfbv]

@AgaMbadi

Obama easily fooled you with his stupid lies and you are proud of it. Hahahahaha

In the last 24 hours, 10 Democrats have announced they are leaving the Democrat party and people like you still support Obama. Hahahahaha

Americans are dumb! Hahahahaha

[AgaMbadi]

@kvjhedfbv

Fooled me? But not you, I suppose. Using your keen intellect and deductive reasoning, you were able to avoid Obama's seductive allure and cast a vote for..... A spokesman for Geritol and an imbecile who can't complete a coherent sentence or name a single book that she's read??? Congratulations, you're the reason the Nazis perfected genocide.

[kvjhedfbv]

@AgaMbadi

Obama can read a teleprompter, other wise, he can not put together a coherent sentence. lol

Obama is the worst President in history!

[AgaMbadi]

@kvjhedfbv

Have you been conscious since 2000? How often do you and the rest of your God-fearin' tornado-bait family get away from the manure pit in Wichita?

[kvjhedfbv]

@AgaMbadi

Bush and Obama should be sharing the same prison cell.

All politicians are bankrupting America.

Anyone that votes for an incumbent is brain dead!

Send them all to prison!

[Earthlinked]

Actually - that is their job!!!! Get elected - make their buddies wealthy - then make them selves wealthy!!! And Exxon/Mobile make more PROFITS - than any company in HISTORY in 2008 (Bush's last year) - they made a profit of just over $1 BILLION per DAY - for over 1 year. THAT was Bush's job - to make his buddies rich!!!!!!!!

[Earthlinked]

YOU ARE RIGHT - but he is a GREAT public speaker - and most Americans are SHEEP - they will follow whatever a great speaker says. Want an example - ALDOPH HITLER in 1930's - GREAT public speaker - very poor ideas - just like Obama!!

[kvjhedfbv]

Obama is not a great speaker.

Without a teleprompter, he can not speak.

Obama's popularity has plummeted!

The idiots that voted for him are learning the truth!

[Earthlinked]

OBVIOUSLY - you are not paying attention!!! IF Obama is NOT a great speaker - how did he get so many votes - when he was ONLY a state senator for about 1 year?????? He simply says what people want to hear - then gets elected and changes his mind!!!!!!!!!

[kvjhedfbv]

Bush was not a great speaker and he was elected twice.

The media made up blatant lies to attack Bush!

The media was kissing Obama's ass and he barely defeated McCain.

Obama's skin color helped him get elected, as you know racism in America is serious problem!

[Earthlinked]

You OBVIOUSLY understand almost nothing about politics!!! You do not HAVE to be a great speaker - but it really helps.

Bush was elected as an "I'm Sorry" from the American people - for dumping hs father after 1 term. Obama is doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING except what he SAID he would do - TAX...SPEND...TAX...SPEND...TA­X...SPEND!!! He said he would and now that is EXACTLY what he is doing and RIGHT NOW - we are $17 trillion in debt - THAT will cost - $1 billion per day - for over 53 years!!

[kvjhedfbv]

Obama is the first Affirmative Action President and it's been a horrible disaster!

Obama said there will be change. His change has been to give the Treasury to his rich campaign donors.

[Cldfsn0200]

Bush stole the election from Al Gore and so he never won the election. He and his dad heisted it.

[kvjhedfbv]

Bozo lied to the American people and got elected based on deception.

Bozo should be in a prison cell.

[Ablossey]

@kvjhedfbv Really? Americans are dumb? Why do we have the richest and best country in the world and if you think were so dumb then get your penis out of our politics you stupid cum guzzling cunt

[pokerslut530]

@Ablossey ummmm actually compared to the rest of world, we've dropped ranks significantly in every single area. Might want to update your research there, chief.

[Ablossey]

@pokerslut530 well honestly it dont matter anyway because we could just take over any other country we want no one can defeat us so i dont really care lol

[pokerslut530]

@Ablossey Yeah! We could totally take China.. and screw the rest of the world's nuclear arsenals... nevermind the U.N. too.

P.S.: You're completely naive.

[kvjhedfbv]

Americans are dumb because they elected Obama.

Obama has fooled stupid Americans into thinking he will do what is best for them! LOL

Obama is doing what all foreign countries could not do, destroy America!

America is doomed. Hahahahaha

[Ablossey]

@kvjhedfbv Whatever you say buddy, but don't get to excited for America to go anywhere...lol

[PCC9]

@kvjhedfbv

hahahaha..... not go back to the hole you crawled from. Join the tea party or something.

[boogiechillen123]

no insult here. i was just curious. my theory is that the people who spew the most disgusting insults online are lefties. speaking of being horny for Armageddon, Gore says we only have 7 years until we 'splode in a giant fireball from global warming...uh i mean climate change...uh i mean whatever the term is this week. your side has its asinine views as well Mr. Democrap.

[zvatgs313]

Hehe, love this:D

[skatefastXpartyhard4]

XD!

[XtremeJeffN3roHardyX]

He Had a lovely Wife

[babyphat7008]

i wonder why he don't like women that are not white

[XtremeJeffN3roHardyX]

it's a little unfair.

tho im not saying that cheating on someone isnt bad

[simfreakchic12]

i mean like yeah everywun makes mistakes but if you think about it... he had TWELVE GIRLS?!?!?

[saidamanda]

oh nose :o i live in an area with a 654-**** numberr Tiger must be my neighbor!!

[bmathers21]

fucked up... :(

[LOV3xxNiKKi]

hahaha

i heard he went to sex rehab

[rfishydad1]

good idea,

condom commercials for Trojan;

Tiger striped, Tiger tough, Tiger multi use,

Tiger tested, Tiger sized testicles, Tire's razor edged, Tiger hole in one, Tiger guided, Slick Tiger, Tiger charged, Slept with a Tiger too, Tiger knotched (15 & counting), Have Tiger will travel, Tiger's willie wanderers, Tiger hot rods, Tiger's nasty willies, Tiger's sir pokes alot, Tiger's nasty nannies, Tiger trust me's, Tiger ecstacy, Tiger's Thai lie, Tiger's pie highs. Tiger's Thai Pie

[Atak904]

Still think he's the man

[willluvsthe411]

WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!!

[kunoichiflower]

it's wrong to cheat on ur wife but if tiger woods wasn't even famous, or a nobody,

no one would even care about him cheating on his wife.

it's a little unfair.

tho im not saying that cheating on someone isnt bad

[fullmetalgaara2]

Yea but because he is an icon he has to know he can't get away with certain things without it making its way to the media. That's part of being famous. Little privacy.

[strongo25]

lol

[LannsExOh]

lmao, this is greaaattt

[XharajukuXlolitaX]

uh, ok 1 this is hilarious!! 2, y did they change the name of the dog from the brady bunch? i can think of no reason thts kinda random. 3kimmel's hands were paler than his face XD

[Mhm194457]

they would change the name on the dog in the brady bunch because the name of the dog was TIGER WOODS!

[XharajukuXlolitaX]

oooohhh ok thnx :)

[carlsonmj]

kimmel likes gay porn

[ChelseasHabit]

hey check us out!!

[Polkadotsful]

LOL

[Cldfsn0200]

hey finally.... something funny from Jimmy KIbble- I mean Kimmel.

[Pasguiroq]

fucking racist scum!

[Tronitum]

@Pasguiroq why is he racist?

[benzo771]

shut your pie hole

[CarrotAndMilkshake]

ahaaaaa , thats funny !

[camtheman1994]

learn to get a joke

[Xaltus]

I'm not entirely certain why I clicked on this video.

X

[neyeseek]

1000000 million people cheat on their wives a day why does everyone pick on tiger the best golfer in the world. I've cheated on my wife 900000 times yell at me not tiger, tiger is my hero don't hurt his feelings.

[CarrotAndMilkshake]

wow thats cool ;; hope your wife don't find out about this. Quit going to strip clubs. yur gonna get an STD and die. wadda dillhole.

[Cldfsn0200]

You're both scum of the earth! Congratulations!

[bladespawn420]

fo sho...i can't wait to have a wife so i can cheat on her

[bluemanfire]

Please watch my tiger woods video in my account. Please comment it and let me know what you think!

[bodylovr909]

@bluemanfire

suck my dick :D

[eunicejules]

Joe Shihrer Look that up on youtube

[MalloryMaze]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[latinonyc7]

SAY NO TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER

WAKE UP !!

[latinonyc7]

ok , i respect what you believe in .

PEACE ADN FORCE ..

if his happens ..in a very close future ..i hope you get yourself ready to protect your family

blessings

[EseDo0biE]

FUK TIGER WOODS

[xraidedlok]

you did too? faggot gay boy

[Learner012]

It cracks me up, you dumbass Americans make a bigger deal out of some athlete cheating on his gold digging whore of a wife, than you do over some little wannabe R&B singer beating the shit out of another human being, and trying to push them out of a moving car.

You morons are warped like no ones fucking business.

[truebloodsexyfan]

@ Learner012: something is fucken wrong in ur head PLZ get checked!!!!

[xraidedlok]

ok now what? thanks for telling us something we already know and dont give a shit about

[InsaneLionsFan]

Get the fuck off are youtube you foreign peice of shit. Why the hell do you care about are media anway? You call us warped and a bunch of other dumb shit. You little countries are America's bitch.

[Learner012]

LOL.

America's bitch? America can't even afford you keep their citizens alive. =) Not to mention just brought in a new moron whose going to fuck over your country like you've never thought possible, lol.

Btw it's OUR, not ARE. Must be that 'superior' education over there, eh? Shame that a "foreign piece of shit" speaks your language better than you. Sad. lol

[OnAChairSitting]

Troll them good.

[dharmaseed]

Nobody said we had our priorities straight...that's why Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got more exposure at the Emmys than Sophia Loren.